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Published: 2009-07-21 05:29:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 1230; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 44
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"Wanna see a magic trick?"Human Dimentio, whoooo~
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Me: I got it! I seem to have lots of extra appendages..
Goombella: I dunno if she-You have WHAT in my closet???
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Me: Okay...*walks onstage*
Dimentio: Okay! What's your name, Fang?
Me: Uhmmm...fang? 0_e
Dimentio: Oh nothing, nothing...*peels him off the wall* So, what'll it be? Mr. L, or just Luigi for now?
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((Whoops! Wrong naaame))
Me:...*eats popcorn*
Luigi: L-luigi...
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(It's okay! ^^)
Dimentio: *gestures to a closet box* Just step into here, and whatever you do, DON'T MOVE.
Me: ERrrm...okay...*steps in*
Dimentio: Marvelous! Now, just hold still for a moment, please...*brushes the hair off his neck*
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Me: *watches*
Luigi: What are you going to do? I don't...er....
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Dimentio: Now, ladies and gentlemen, I am going to put this young lady's life on the line (along well as my own) as I perform the 'Chamber of Seven Swords'!
Me: *muffled* S-seven swords?!
Dimentio: *gently* Nothing that will harm you, as long as you hold still...*sinks his teeth into Luigi's neck*
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Me: *snickers to self*
Luigi: EYAAH!!!!! *eyes wide*
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Dimentio: *conjures up a TON of swords, all aiming at the closet* Are you ready?
Me: N-no!
Dimentio: *uses tongue to clean the wound, mixes saliva with the blood* Now you are MINE...
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Me:..thats more than 7...
Luigi: Ewwwww.....ewewew...
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Dimentio: It was merely an expression. *brings hand down, all the swords go in*
Me: EEK!
Dimentio: *dries off the bite* Now...*there's a mark shaped like Dimentio's mask there* Now, you truely ARE my lackey...now come. I shall show you to your room.
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Me:!!!
Luigi: Ow... *rubs neck and follows*
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Dimentio: *snaps fingers, and all the swords vanish* You didn't move, did you?
Me:...a little bit...
Dimentio: What?! *looks in closet*...oh dear lord...
Dimentio: *gestures to a door* It's not far from my own...you may make yourself scarce for today. Tomorrow, your training begins!
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Me: Oh no...
Luigi: *glumly moves towards door, shutting it behind him, and doing an icky dance*
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Me: *walks out of closet...but now has bunny ears instead of normal ones* What the-?!
Dimentio: I told you not to move! *rolls eyes*
Me:...actually, this works great! I'll be able to attract SO many boys now with these babies! *rubs them affectionately*
Dimentio: *goes to his own room to bathe* Ahahahaha...it's so hard, being a manipulative bastard...
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Me: Baaww! Why does she get ears and I lose my legs and neither region! I cannot attract the men I want to with TENTACLE RAPE! DX
Luigi: Vampires....ew... *shivers*...Jester vampires... DOUBLE ew... *goes to soap off neck*
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Dimentio:...maybe it's because I like her more. *smiles pleasantly* You may go.
Me: THanks! 
Dimentio: *bathing in a suspiciously red liquid* Hmmm...
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Me:...its cause I ruined his name trick, isn't it? *mutters about liking Fawful better*
Luigi:...I a wonder if he has anyone else caught...? *gets a creepy mental image of Dracula Dimi and his wives*...erk...
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Dimentio: And now...for the grand finale...I will need TWO volunteers...
Me: Let's do it! 8D
(Omg, that NEEDS to be DRAWN!)
Dimentio: *lifts a foot from the liquid, looks at it thoughtfully*...
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Me: Alright! Come playboy bunny!
(Yeeeees! XD)
Luigi: *peeks out the door*....
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Me: Come Davy Jones' Concubine! *leads you upstage*
(the wives could be...Vivian, Beldam, and Marilyn! And Goombella can be that one girl he wants to get his hands on...)
Dimentio: *without looking up* It's rude to look at other people while they're bathing...
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Me: That's a good insult right there, hee hee! *takes the stage*
(Ooooh! It's the new toy Draccy is a horn dog for. XD )
Luigi: Whaaa! *backs out of there back into his room and shuts the door*...Seriously...who-a bathes with their door a-open! *stalks around* Okay Luigi...what-a would Mario do?
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Dimentio: Now...I need you two to cover yourselves with this cloth. *offers us a large blue cloth with silver stars*
(With the G.I. Joe Kung-fu grip! DER HER HER.)
Dimentio: *gets out, dries off* I was wondering when he'd walk in on me...
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Me: *covers up with it*
(HEE HEE!)
Luigi: *imagines a grand escape plan and scene in his head*....
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Me: *also does it*
Dimentio:...ladies and gentlemen, I will now make these two lovely young ladies...DISAPPEAR!
(any OTHER special features? 83)
Dimentio: *forms a mindlink because he can't resist, dryly* Don't even think about it.
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Me:...will we come BACK?
(Sexy hip swing attack! )
Luigi: Wha! Getout getout getout! *shakes head*
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Dimentio: *brightly* Sorry, can't hear you! *begins to cast spell*
Me:...eep. D8
(Can she get some FRIES with that shake? 8D)
Dimentio: Suit yourself. But this is just PROVING that I can read minds. *breaks mindlink*
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Me:...I think he was lying...
(Oh YES. )
Luigi:....HOW DOES HE EVEN HAVEA ALL THESE NEW FREAKY POWERS? *flops down*
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Dimentio: *finishes casting spells*
Me: Help! *we are now in a dark cold place...*
Dimentio: *getting dressed in his nightclothes* He and I are going to have so much FUN, like a kid with a computer game...*grins*
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Me:..if he just killed us, I swear to God...
Luigi: Pleasedonotletmebetheonlyonehere...
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Dimentio's Voice: Oh, I'm afraid you two aren't THAT lucky...
Me:...eep. We're screwed. D8
Dimentio: *walks past Luigi's room in robe* You aren't.
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Me: Where the heck are we? *looks around*
Luigi: AHHH! *shuts the door with a slam*
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Dimentio: Ohh..between here and there, really...nowhere in particular!
Me: We're gonna die. D8
Dimentio: *can't help it, laughs like a madman* Ahahahahahaha! Hoo, this'll never get old..*walks on*
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Me: We're not gonna die! We're going to get through this... and serves us right for being lured in by sexy legs and sparkles.
Luigi:....ugh. *shakes head*
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Dimentio: Those work SO well everytime, like an enticing slice of cheese to a mouse before they trigger the TRAP. *grabs us by the scruffs of our neck* Come. There is much to do and little time...
Me: Mizzy, what're we gonna do? }8
Dimentio: *now sitting in his room, reading House of Leaves*...
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Me: Well..WE FIGHT! I can use my height to my advantage and you can use...uh... well..fists and stuff work...
Luigi: *to afraid to walk around*
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Dimentio: *sits us down in chairs with restraints, does them* Don't go anywhere! ^^ *walks off into another room..*
Me: *hisses* What now?! Oh, lord, we're going to die here...
Dimentio: *kicks off his shoes, crawls into his bed*
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Me: *bounces around in chair* Why in the world do heroes not come rushing to beat HIM? *tips the chair over* Oop!
Luigi: *just sits there, trying to think of what to do*
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Dimentio: *rolls eyes, setting the chair back upright* If possible, don't kill yourself...*goes back into other room*
Me: Let's brainstorm! *thinking of a plan*
Dimentio: *asleep*
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Me:...do we carry anything sharp and pointy on our persons? *thinks*
Luigi: *soon falls asleep thinking of Daisy and everyone out there*
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Me:...why are you asking ME? D8 Don't you remember?
*the next day...*
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Me: Well... YOU might have something. All I got is a pencil...and a level select cheat and a tank cheat...
Luigi: ZZzzzzz~
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Me:...try the level select cheat!
Dimentio: *wakes up, yawns* Time to wake my lackey~
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Me: UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT A START!
Luigi: Zzzzz...
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*silence. And then...
...all your clothes come off!*
Me: Oop! PFFFFT. *trying very VERY hard not to laugh*
Dimentio: *transforms himself into a snake* Now, then...*slithers out the door*
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Me:... I DID NOT SHAVE AAHHHHHHHHHHHH~ DON'T LOOK OR I'LL MAKE A TANK CRUSH US ALL. DX
Luigi: *rolls over* Hmmzzz...
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Me: *trying not to look* Try another one!
Dimentio: *slithers under Luigi's door* Let'ssss have some FUN, sssservant...
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Me: Up up! Left right! Triangle square triangle!
Luigi: ZZZZZZZ~ *doesn't appear he knows his presence is there*
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*...a bunny appears on your head*
Me: Something tells me he knows a few cheat codes, too...let me try one! *trying to think*
Dimentio: *slithers up Luigi's bed until he's on his chest, looking him in the eyes* Good morning, ssssslave!
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Me: Help me, bunny!....hm.
Luigi:...eh? *opens one eye* EEEIIII! *hurls the snake*
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Bunny: *tilts head* Boing?
Me: Boom Chuck! 8P *has a book of cheat codes*
Dimentio: !!! *crashes into the wall, slides down transforming back into himself* That was...unnecessary, like the film adaptation of New Moon...
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