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MonkeyMu — meanwhile in orzammar by-nc-sa

Published: 2009-12-24 13:25:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 4032; Favourites: 94; Downloads: 36
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Description Watch me switch styles suddenly!

Dragon Age: Cara Amell, whatIfConscripted!Jowan, and yes, that's supposed to be Shale in the corner. Sob.

Also:
1) Why can't I buy nugmeat-onna-stick?
2) If dwarven children are so hard to produce, shouldn't they at least install a safety railing on the bridge that leads to the Proving or something? Then again, they're dwarves, I guess they're supposed to be hardcore or something.
"WELL, HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO LIVE IF HE WAS THAT STUPID."
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Comments: 28

Sasheth [2013-08-06 23:43:53 +0000 UTC]

just...one push... XD

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Larissa-Art [2011-01-10 23:32:10 +0000 UTC]

I think the artist's comments are even funnier then the comic itself. "WELL, HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO LIVE IF HE WAS THAT STUPID."
Aaaahhhhh, good times in Orzammar, goooood times.

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Kinkostfur [2010-10-15 19:58:36 +0000 UTC]

Sooo adorable. *w*<33333

BioWare/fan-modders, let me conscript Jowan! =n=

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shelby8128 [2010-08-04 15:13:08 +0000 UTC]

this is absurdly funny!!!!!!!!!!

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HAIRYLOVE [2010-06-29 20:44:15 +0000 UTC]

"Just one push, it'd be sooo riduculously easy...." That made me hahahaha!

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venuslove [2010-02-08 21:25:23 +0000 UTC]

I love your style with a thousand icecreams. Moar please

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MonkeyMu In reply to venuslove [2010-02-09 00:30:38 +0000 UTC]

Wow, thanks! But I'm being more obsessed with ME2 at the moment though.

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venuslove In reply to MonkeyMu [2010-02-09 10:18:59 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure your be back on the DG wagon in march when awakenings comes out Yeah, I have to play mass effect one...its sitting upstairs...

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acidninjacake2 [2010-01-24 17:24:36 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahha, Shale at the end. I love how you draw Jowan, makes him still look quirky and cool.

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MonkeyMu In reply to acidninjacake2 [2010-01-25 00:44:28 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Glad to hear he turned out okay

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acidninjacake2 In reply to MonkeyMu [2010-01-25 04:12:07 +0000 UTC]

Of course he did. I love the way he looks in your drawings. More Jowan love, please, m'dear.

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MonkeyMu In reply to acidninjacake2 [2010-01-25 11:01:38 +0000 UTC]

You're too kind! Unfortunately I'm about to be affected by ME2-tis, so I doubt he'll pop up soon. D: (sorry Jowan!)

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acidninjacake2 In reply to MonkeyMu [2010-01-25 13:20:43 +0000 UTC]

Damn

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Thylja [2010-01-01 18:34:49 +0000 UTC]

two things:
a) i love your style

b) JOWAN! need i say more?
I would have traded him for alistair anytime!

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MonkeyMu In reply to Thylja [2010-01-02 03:45:50 +0000 UTC]

Hey, thanks!

man I'm not sure who to choose, really

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Katelin7249 [2010-01-01 05:16:05 +0000 UTC]

That's hysterical! *rofl*

Man, I'm totally going to wind up writing my F!Amell/Jowan stuff now and it's ALL YOUR FAULT.

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MonkeyMu In reply to Katelin7249 [2010-01-01 17:05:41 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad to be guilty as charged :3c

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Katelin7249 In reply to MonkeyMu [2010-01-02 02:47:02 +0000 UTC]

I've already started. Ah, poor Sara, she has such issues. It sort of dawned on me that, nice as Alistair is (and he is a total sweetie), any sane Mage character would be incredibly cautious around him for a while, and if you add Jowan to that awkward period...

I'm enjoying this so much.

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mygoodrabbit [2009-12-28 17:21:42 +0000 UTC]

Both of their faces in the second panel are priceless, and their poses in the last one are just as expressive! This is such a cute comic, and it makes me wish all the more Jowan could be conscripted. T_T

Shale back there plotting made me laugh, which caught the fiance's attention, which forced me to explain the comic to him, which revealed to him the fact that I've been fangirling about Jowan again. Curses! >_>;

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MonkeyMu In reply to mygoodrabbit [2009-12-29 04:31:37 +0000 UTC]

Thanks very much! And tell him there's nothing wrong with that

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beranyth [2009-12-25 07:57:33 +0000 UTC]

...Jowan looks remarkably cute in that second picture >_> Jowan art is such a good Christmas present.

And banter! Auugh what I would do for party banter with Jowan! /flail Though stuff like this makes his absence more bearable.

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MonkeyMu In reply to beranyth [2009-12-25 10:38:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh man, banter material. I think I'll leave that to writers, actually! I'm already not sure if the dialogue here sounded Jowan-ish.

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Kirinet In reply to MonkeyMu [2009-12-27 20:30:38 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, not whiny enough.
I take a shot every time Jowan says he wants to redeem himself.

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MonkeyMu In reply to Kirinet [2009-12-28 02:57:11 +0000 UTC]

And then wake up in horrified stupor realizing that you've uninstalled DA in drunken disgust?

In all seriousness though, I personally don't find his whining that repulsive. Isolode and Howe pretty much took up that honour.

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vancuria [2009-12-24 20:56:32 +0000 UTC]

Jowan.

In Tevinter robes.

This is pretty much THE BEST THING EVER. God, but it makes me wish so badly that you could recruit poor Jowan. :<

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MonkeyMu In reply to vancuria [2009-12-25 03:12:42 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, me too. So much potential there.

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Kirinet [2009-12-24 19:53:44 +0000 UTC]

Is Jowan even a character you can get in your party?

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MonkeyMu In reply to Kirinet [2009-12-25 02:53:53 +0000 UTC]

No, he isn't. I should have mentioned it's a whatIfRecruitable!Jowan AU, haha.

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