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Published: 2009-11-29 05:27:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 61864; Favourites: 296; Downloads: 1557
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NO SERIOUSLY SPOILERS HERE THERE EVERYWHERE, GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CANYou can get the meme here
If you're curious, my player profile is here
Also my responses are curiously similar to the Fallout 3 meme, WHATEVER
1) I'm sure there's a joke somewhere out there that the party has good eats with the ranger's animals and Morrigan's seven secret spices combined. If not... WELL THERE YOU GO.
2) My excuse is that daddy and mommy Cousland would also roll over in their graves if I've been doing naughty things.
3) Yes, Jowan's an idiot. But I also do think he's an interesting character that I would like to see more of and get developed... too bad he didn't turn out recruitable in the end.
4) SERIOUSLY WORSE EMOTIONAL PAY OFF VILLAIN DEATH EVER
6) Don't get me wrong, I do like Alistair and snog him every chance I get. But, y'know... Bann Teagan.
7) I didn't actually go through with this decision in the end. But that choice was totally unexpected and too good for me to pass up the first time I was going through the Landsmeet. Then I reloadeeeeed.
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I wanted to romance Bann Teagan SOO bad, I would have too but I life is cruel like that.
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I agree with you so much about useless skills getting in the way in skill trees. Every class and combat specialization seems to have it and it's just so annoying.
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i wish there was the option to kill anora, dont get me wrong i love trolling her every chance i get but that bitch needs to die. the one time i dont troll her she tries to have me killed!
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I lol everytime I look at the stink eye Teagen is giving Jowan.
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Teagan is the hottest man in Dragon Age.
Varric and Loghain are in third and fourth.
(Oghren = 2nd!)
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There's a mod that lets you marry Bann Teagen in the Epilogue if for whatever reason you can't be Queen 8D
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I'm running late and just playing this game for the first time now.
I had the worst luck trying to generate my own character. My first was a dark-skinned, white-haired human warrior but I couldn't even finish the opening scenes as the sight of how much I DIDN'T look like the rest of my familly kept distracting me. So I started over, creating a female human rogue.... only to later realize I had, completely by chance, created a frikkin' clone of Leliana!
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My first play through was an elf that looked like Leliana, but.... Shorter. Lol I sat there and stared for about five minutes then facepalmed.
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That might be good for a supah-secret plothole/twist in a fic...
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just to let you know,alistair is not teagans nephew,because alistairs mother was a serving girl at redcliff,and cailins mum was teagan and eamons sister,but its a common mistake,lol
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"Bann Teagan... ok, fine, his nephew"
lol. that killed me, again. xD
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XD I love you art style and your epic troll response! That was such a lol-worthy moment, I wish Bioware had made Anora kick off over that little decision!
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I love as a human noble you can totally flirt with Bann Teagan!! Though, Alistair still
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as the HNR will always be my fav path, i thoroughly enjoyed this, and yes to Teagan every time (Gilmore too)... but i'm stunned by the knowledge that fallout3 has a meme...OMG
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So I'm wondering, what is the number 4 character drawing btw? I can't decipher it :/.
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Ah ok, I thought for a moment that your writing was suggesting that it was Loghain. I couldn't decipher the text with the drawing at all :/.
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ohhhhh, okay!! XDD now i get it :3
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LMAO i laughed at the troll responses--so true! XDDD
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I love #7. In my last playthrough, Alistair was neutral in his affection rate, and I thought it hilarious that you could still say "Alistair will be King and I shall rule beside him."
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Yay for Bann Teagan, Rogue/Archer school (my fav)! :-D
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why didn't you want to be queen? fuck anora, bitch needs to be slaped, i repeadidly found myself looking for the Kick anora in the face option
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I wanted Bann Teagan too 
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Yeah! 
Sorry lost control
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Hehe nice meme. And defensive fire is more handy than you think, it saved my dad's archer while he was stuck in the fade (he died a lot before he tried that stance, his face was rather amusing!)
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Oh my goodness, I agree with EVERYTHING. My character's just like you, BTW. From the debt collecting, to Howe's unsatisfactory death, and the useless in-between skills.
Couldn't have done it better m'self, my friend.
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Really? If only I could high five you across the internet!
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You know, someone should really invent something like that.
They'd make MILLIONS.
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Second the comment above - the 7th panel was epic 
And hey - I think we should nudge the authors of the game to add some content for Teagan and Jowan. I kinda like those two as well - you can flirt with Teagan, so why there's no chance of something more, as it was with Darren in Human Noble origin? At least this, oh Maker, grand me please!
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Hehe, yay! I'm not the only one who likes Bann Teagan! Phew, I thought I might be alone for a minute there...
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I really like your pic ^.^
You all seem to know a lot about dragon age. I'm on my 1.2 way into my thrid time through and I was wondering if there is ANY way to get into any kind of relationship with Teagan, even if it's just a kiss, or anything
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At least! somebody that underlines the frustrating death of that rat Howe!
And the epic troll answer had me laughing on the floor for a while!
Thank you.
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Glad you enjoyed it!
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OMG! I love Bann Teagan too! Apparently all us females should make a fanclub or something..because he sure was smexy...
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I've never watched it before actually, which reference is it?
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The first panel where your Warden is whistling and cooks the bird afterwards
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