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Published: 2009-11-29 05:27:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 61866; Favourites: 296; Downloads: 1557
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NO SERIOUSLY SPOILERS HERE THERE EVERYWHERE, GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CANYou can get the meme here
If you're curious, my player profile is here
Also my responses are curiously similar to the Fallout 3 meme, WHATEVER
1) I'm sure there's a joke somewhere out there that the party has good eats with the ranger's animals and Morrigan's seven secret spices combined. If not... WELL THERE YOU GO.
2) My excuse is that daddy and mommy Cousland would also roll over in their graves if I've been doing naughty things.
3) Yes, Jowan's an idiot. But I also do think he's an interesting character that I would like to see more of and get developed... too bad he didn't turn out recruitable in the end.
4) SERIOUSLY WORSE EMOTIONAL PAY OFF VILLAIN DEATH EVER
6) Don't get me wrong, I do like Alistair and snog him every chance I get. But, y'know... Bann Teagan.
7) I didn't actually go through with this decision in the end. But that choice was totally unexpected and too good for me to pass up the first time I was going through the Landsmeet. Then I reloadeeeeed.
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Lmfao trolling responses are hilarious. I loved Jowan though X3
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I was seriously freaking out when Tegan was all loopy...
*stares at Isolde* "Bitch! What did you do to him?! I knew I should have come with you two!"
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Ya TAKE THAT ANORA YOU BITCH!!! Ya i have a seathing hatred for anora.
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YAY another Jowan fan! 8D Oh, my day has become so much better.
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Actually Defensive Fire saved Leliana's worthless behind time and time again. Her defense sky-rocketed and she was almost unhittable.
The first panel is my favourite. She looks so serene. ^_^
Who's the guy in panel 4? 
I installed Anora to be queen, she didn't seem too cruel. But I agree, she's a snake, just like her father (Whom I let take the final blow, harr! 
But once I'm playing a female human noble, I'll so become queen.
Great meme!
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Fair enough! I'd usually get Morrigan to stun/CC and Alistair to threaten, so I didn't really find a use for the thing personally.
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My first party consisted of my mage (mostly healing, stunning and zapping), Leliana, Sten and Kaball, my hound. Leliana doesn't get hit too often, but when she's pressed defensive fire is a real life-saver.
This time I'll take Zevran, Morrigan and either Shale or Oghren along. I'm going to miss Sten, though.
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I've never really used Sten, hur hur. Probably might not take him this time round on my mage character too... still pretty undecided.
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You should take him along. 
Meh, whom will you take along this time? <.<
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Maybe I'll bring him to Orzammar, then? It's the first planned stop for my mage. It feels very weird to not include Alistair into the party early on, though.
So far I've planned on Oghren and Zev. Third may be Wynne/Morrigan again, or another warrior, I'm not sure yet.
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Teehee, I love your meme 
I hate Howe too Dยด: his death scene was a wee bit disappointing... no stabbing or sword-executing *sob*
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They should have put in a slit throat scene, at least!
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i love the cat face!!! haha yesi liked that part when you got to shit on anora!!! arrgg she was so stupiddd backstabber!!!
^_^
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There is so much that's so very right about this, but most of all: Jowan love. OH JOWAN, YOU WHINY STUD.
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I didn't realize Jowan was this popular! THAT IS PRETTY AWESOME.
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This clearly calls for more fanart. This is the ONLY picture I've found of him! /begs
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You have no idea how amused I was when I saw that you'd beat me to this. XD
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Is it bad that I am slightly smug about it? It's like, the first time ever that's happened.
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I'm sure there'll be some soon! The game's out for just a month so far.
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I'm working on it, oh yes. >____>
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Great meme 
(yeah: she's a beatch 
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I freaked out when I had to fight Bann Teagan. I thought noooooooooooooooooooooo I don't want to kill him. So I was pleased that didn't happen. cute meme.
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Me too! I actually loaded a few times to see if different things I'd say would get him to break free somehow. When I finally resigned myself to killing him, it turned out I didn't need to!
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I really hoped they wouldn't simply kill off a kick ass man like Teagan at that time too, it would have felt cheap.
On a side note it was also pretty funny they didn't let you continuously choose the other dialogue options when asked what you were doing there when confronting Conner, so my PC looked as though she busted into the castle to only just "look for Bann Teagan, actually".
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lol yeah it was frustrating. I was thinking to myself that maybe I should have done things differently leading up to this point. But after the fight I was relieved.
I wouldn't have been so worried if the game hadn't shocked me earlier on. That is one of the perks of this game. People you care about die or leave due to plot and decisions you made.
Very hard decisions. this game makes you sweat lol
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It's so fantastic to find another Bann Teagan fan! I absolutely adored him, too, and would have loved him as an optional love interest. I heart Alistair, too, of course but Teagan was just so suave and charming in his own way!
I also liked Jowan a lot; my Mage character in my second playthrough was kind of smitten with him . . . even if he's kind of an idiot, as you said.
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I would love it if he was! I was even wondering if anything would happen in the end if you had remained single. But alas. 
I'm also playing as a mage in my second playthrough now, but I haven't met up yet with Jowan at the castle. I do have a little fascination crush on him too, but ever since he mentioned he only saw me as a sister... :{ (didn't stop me from choosing the 'but I did like you' option though, haw haw)
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I'm hoping that someone will come out with a mod or Bioware will release some extra package full of more love interest options (specifically Teagan, and maybe Jowan too); I feel it's a vain hope but I just can't help myself.
My Mage decided to get defensive when he turned the question back on her and was like "Of course not. Don't be stupid." and I'm pretty sure the reason she's such a morally questionable character for the rest of the game is because of that. Oh, Jowan, breaking girl's hearts (and breaking everything else, too) everywhere you go, huh?
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There's still hope for mods! But from Bioware's side, yeah, no way that's gonna happen sadly.
Oh my god, lolling at the image of Jowan the heart breaker. He's pretty much a lady killer!
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Jowan the ladykiller is the funniest idea. He's just so earnest and near-obsessive when it comes to love.
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It's a pity, because they could make quite a profit from downloadable content for additional love interests, I'd imagine.
Yes, Jowan is a ladykiller! Literally, in some instances. 
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Good to know I'm not the only one with a bizzare crush on Jowan, haha.
Awesome meme btw
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hahaha! Totally agree with the bizzare part. We know the man's like a walking train wreck who needs warning labels slapped on him, but yet...
And thanks
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Jowan's too sweet and awkward to not like! *grin*
I like to think of him as Fereldan's walking embodiment of Murphey's Law...
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