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Published: 2016-11-14 01:20:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 129157; Favourites: 594; Downloads: 129
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Oh Gaston, you must truly care for each and every individual flower,
as you go after them all, one by one, on the same day... *unimpressed look, sarcasm filled voice*
People have been asking me for a fair long while now when Gaston is going show an interest in Belle. And I had been thinking about it but, in the context of the AU Gaston falling for Belle made no sense. He’s a shallow brute who, in their movie, only wanted belle ‘cuz she was “the prettiest” and therefore ”the best” in the village in his opinion.
Belle wouldn’t be “the best” in this AU according to the greatly shallow ass-hat that is Gaston. There are so many prettier and richer and more popular girls than Belle.
I had to have a little think about it.
I had the think.
This is the result.
...
He’s not going to like being rejected by “what he settled for”. Cue entitled man rage.
No one gets rejected like Gaston...
I have such bad humour when it comes to Gaston’s clothing,
I didn’t even mean to do it this time, and then when I noticed, I just ran with it. Not sorry.
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Nr. 63
Book: Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson
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Comments: 487
SoulRaider116 In reply to ??? [2017-02-13 13:39:44 +0000 UTC]
I was just looking back on the comics...And I got to this one, and for the first time noticed....
Gaston's torn collar....It is lowering with his so called standards! Ripped apart along with any hope of landing a date. Hahaha!
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Morloth88 In reply to SoulRaider116 [2017-02-19 20:09:09 +0000 UTC]
Everyone enjoys a bit of cleavage right? shouldn't be become more irresistible the more he has?
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SoulRaider116 In reply to Morloth88 [2017-02-19 22:38:23 +0000 UTC]
I suppose that depends on whether the ladies like hair with their cleavage! Hah!
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Morloth88 In reply to SoulRaider116 [2017-02-19 23:02:43 +0000 UTC]
Turns out some people just don't care is the cleavage is situated on a douchebag....
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SoulRaider116 In reply to Morloth88 [2017-02-20 02:01:31 +0000 UTC]
Well, those poor people. I'm gonna take my cute chubbiness and find a sweetie with a lot less hair and fewer muscles. Oh wait, I already date that guy! <3
Lol.
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Wonderland-Rebel In reply to ??? [2017-01-09 21:14:41 +0000 UTC]
Ah I LOVE Tiana's reaction, just when I think the comic can't get any better I scroll and see Merida's. XD Is that the Brother Bear font on her T-shirt?
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Morloth88 In reply to Wonderland-Rebel [2017-01-11 18:48:51 +0000 UTC]
I have yet to make a proper Brother Bear ref
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Wonderland-Rebel In reply to Morloth88 [2017-01-13 19:12:22 +0000 UTC]
Merida could wear Kenai's totem necklace, or a shirt with Koda on it. Koda's cute. Love him.
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Wonderland-Rebel In reply to ??? [2017-01-09 21:10:15 +0000 UTC]
I haven't even looked at this one yet, I'm just rolling round my bed cheering because ELSA'S IN THIS ONE!!!! I get very over-excited when I see my queen or anything that reminds me of her. My friend was actually pointing this out to me today, that every time I see Elsa I'm all happy and screaming with delight. But whatever...
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Morloth88 In reply to Wonderland-Rebel [2017-01-21 15:19:24 +0000 UTC]
Elsa is cute.
I don't think your Elsa is like this Elsa but I am glad you lie it anyways
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Wonderland-Rebel In reply to Morloth88 [2017-01-25 06:25:45 +0000 UTC]
Elsa is gorgeous. I love her.
And I know this is a different version of Elsa, but I can still love her. She still looks like my Elsa. It's her bravery and strength I admire, not her powers.
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MountainLygon In reply to ??? [2017-01-08 07:33:02 +0000 UTC]
"There's nothin' like school time in the city. Someone in a rush next to someone lookin' pretty. Excuse me, miss, I know it's not funny, but your perfume smells like yo' daddy's got money. Why you slummin' in the hallways in your fancy heels? You searchin' for an urchin who can give you ideals?"
"Gaston, you disgust me!"
"Ah, so you've discussed me! I'm a trust fund, baby, you can trust me."
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MountainLygon In reply to Morloth88 [2017-01-11 18:28:26 +0000 UTC]
*grabs you by the arm* I'm about to change your life.
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Morloth88 In reply to MountainLygon [2017-01-11 18:31:00 +0000 UTC]
Video not available in my region and if it was music, don't bother.
I'm a freak.
Music isn't my thing.
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MountainLygon In reply to Morloth88 [2017-01-11 18:35:56 +0000 UTC]
What about musicals? As a Disney lover, I'm sure you've been introduced to some Broadway classics via TLK and BatB.
Here, see if this one works. It casts Gaston as Aaron Burr.
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Morloth88 In reply to MountainLygon [2017-01-11 18:43:21 +0000 UTC]
You count musical music as a okay music taste?
cool. rare opinion
Oooh Hamilton. I am so waiting to see that before listening to the songs. I'll need that visual input first.
Hoping for a DVD realise of a show, like a filmed version like they've done of les mis and cats and lots of others shows.
Frankly I am worried It's not "andrew lloyed webber" or "Disney" enough for me to love without the visual input and as I am not American, I don't know the story at all.
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MountainLygon In reply to Morloth88 [2017-01-11 19:07:05 +0000 UTC]
Well, Hamilton is heading to London this year. They are also planning a European tour, which could happen as soon as next year. The DVD release will be at least another year coming and will star the original Broadway cast.
And every now and again, someone on YouTube uploads a bootleg someone recorded of a performance. If that sort of thing doesn't violate your conscience, keep an eye out for it. Just don't tell the show creator/lead actor, Lin-Manuel Miranda.
And some fun trivia about the show cast: Lin-Manuel Miranda is a huge Disney fan. His favorite Disney movie is the Little Mermaid. He named his son Sebastian after the crab with the cool Jamaican accent. Lin also wrote or co-wrote all of the songs for Disney's latest princess movie, Moana. He sings the English lines in "We Know the Way" and raps on the remix of "You're Welcome."
Christopher Jackson, who plays George Washington in the OBC of Hamilton, also provides the singing voice for Moana's father. Cue memes of Washington encouraging Hamilton to consider the coconut.
Phillipa Soo, who plays Alexander Hamilton's wife Eliza, has a cameo as one of the villagers in Motonui.
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gxfan537 In reply to ??? [2017-01-06 12:26:01 +0000 UTC]
If Gaston was flirting with me, I'd call him a dirtbag, and kick him in the groin.
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Morloth88 In reply to gxfan537 [2017-01-06 13:09:11 +0000 UTC]
Depending on what he said to me and had behaved in my presence before, ME TOO
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Kingsdaughter613 In reply to ??? [2017-01-06 10:29:39 +0000 UTC]
Belle reading Mistborn? Welcome to the Cosmere!
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Morloth88 In reply to Kingsdaughter613 [2017-01-06 13:10:07 +0000 UTC]
I like sneaking in book recommendations in the comics
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RJEscope In reply to ??? [2017-01-03 20:59:27 +0000 UTC]
Oh, he's gonna be so embarrassed when even the 'pretty little nerd' rejects him
This comic just gets better and better with every page!
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Morloth88 In reply to RJEscope [2017-01-04 23:06:00 +0000 UTC]
He is going to loose it.
Thank you
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maskedangels In reply to ??? [2016-12-30 03:37:45 +0000 UTC]
Can't help but notice how his shirt rips more with each rejection. Dude needs to stop flexing when he's mad XD
On a side note, super happy to finally get a chance to see all your lovely updates and know what's going on at DHS again hopefully I'll be able to see the next installment before I'm net free again, if not then I'd like to say great work now cause I know you're gonna do something awesome :3
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Morloth88 In reply to maskedangels [2017-01-11 18:14:46 +0000 UTC]
He needs to look manly though? apparently it's important?
He is such a fool
Net free?
Well good luck with that and thank you
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LookLaughListen In reply to ??? [2016-12-24 16:53:59 +0000 UTC]
Mistborn is one of my favorite books!
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iwannasetstuffonfire In reply to ??? [2016-12-24 01:15:50 +0000 UTC]
Belle also knows karate
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Morloth88 In reply to iwannasetstuffonfire [2016-12-26 11:53:42 +0000 UTC]
I don't think that's canon but I like how you think
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ATLAaddict18 In reply to ??? [2016-12-19 04:21:52 +0000 UTC]
Well someone's in for a rude awakening
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Morloth88 In reply to ATLAaddict18 [2016-12-21 13:21:11 +0000 UTC]
His name is Gaston and he should already be quite shaken
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kamikaze-djali In reply to ??? [2016-12-18 04:37:46 +0000 UTC]
I am looking at this again and only just noticed that Gastons shirt gets lower and lower in each frame, with more chest hair in each. That is perfectly in character for Gaston. OMG! I love that you did this.
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Morloth88 In reply to kamikaze-djali [2016-12-21 13:16:53 +0000 UTC]
I did it accidentally at first, then I went with it as costume malfunctions seems to be his thing now
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Cutepegasister121 In reply to ??? [2016-12-16 23:04:52 +0000 UTC]
heh, it´s Merida with an R.
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Morloth88 In reply to Cutepegasister121 [2016-12-17 00:43:04 +0000 UTC]
Sorry, I'm dyslexic and literally blind to these things.
Fixed it though
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Morloth88 In reply to gambitx18 [2016-12-21 13:15:33 +0000 UTC]
I am having problems with my Belle vs the Disney vertion.... mine is much more blunt.
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Eriklover12345 In reply to ??? [2016-12-14 02:53:10 +0000 UTC]
So ready to see where this goes
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Morloth88 In reply to Eriklover12345 [2016-12-21 13:15:00 +0000 UTC]
I have been swampt this month and it will be a reeeeeal late comic this time.
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Thunderscape-7 In reply to ??? [2016-12-09 14:41:40 +0000 UTC]
I love how his shirt just keeps on ripping . . . lol
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Morloth88 In reply to Thunderscape-7 [2016-12-21 12:58:18 +0000 UTC]
Me too ^^ faulty clothing is now his new staple ^^
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yaGrlelyse001 In reply to ??? [2016-12-06 01:24:09 +0000 UTC]
We all know that it will get ugl-- I mean escalate quickly...
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MailenneDear In reply to ??? [2016-12-04 06:43:37 +0000 UTC]
Oh no Gaston, Adam is certainly not gonna like that in the least.....I like it
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