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(sighs) "MUST you while I'm plotting..?"Mr. Smee snags a little peck from a begrudging Hook while he cleans. ^-^
It seems to me that these two being a couple is the only reason Hook hasn't killed Smee for all the bungling he's done, while he'll kill a man for singing or bumping his chair. As for WHY he likes Smee...who can say? I'm not doubting the man's taste, because Smee is adorable, but again I refer to the bungling...
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"Fanfic ATM"...lol That's a good term. Exactly, though! What the heck?
Well then, it's not Harry Shearer...must've been real small characters if you don't even remember. John?
Ya-ta-tada-ta-ta!
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lol
XD
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Ooo, from a dream? Do tell (that's only happened to me once, with a King of the Hill ship...RAN. DOM!). = P I have a bunch of Simpsons ships, too. Shall we compare? Oh, but crack pairings amuse me. The whole point of them is to throw random characters together for lulz.
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(Fyi it's long and VERY complicated and I don't want to explain the whole thing XD) Here you go 
(Who was it?)
Okay, who's some of yours?
My crack pairings somehow become headcannons to me XD I just thought of a random thing for a fanfic and somehow it ended up being a main pairing XD
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Todd and Nelson? That's not SO weird. Was that fic the dream?
Dale and Boomhauer. It was about Dale waking up in Boomhauer's bathroom, handcuffed to the toilet in his underwear (I think this was Saw-inspired). He was afraid Boomhauer was going to rape him, but Boomhauer kept trying to calm him down and seemed just as confused. Something about this led to a bath and pirates. I dropped the bathroom part of the dream and turned the rest of it into a fic.
Moe/Gil is probably the weirdest. I think the rest are more mainstream. Burns/Smithers, Bart/Milhouse, Nelson/Martin, Carl/Lenny, some Homer/Flanders, Willie/Skinner, Skinner/Chalmers or Rod/Todd.
There's also Lisa/Juliet and Patty/Selma, but I only ship Patty and Selma because there's no way they'd ever fit with anyone else. They're destined to end up together because they're SUCH horrible people! Ooo, Sideshow Bob and Cecil! = D Captain MacAllister and Handsome Pete, too.
My first gay picture was actually a kiss between Legs and Louie, inspired by a random somebody here on dA...gosh, sorry, I didn't realize there was this much..! o.o
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Not exactly but similar to it...
Ahh.... I forget who's who (Haven't seen it in a few years 
Yeah probably... Burns/Smithers yes. Carl/Lenny sorta. Rod/Todd not really but I've seen it.... I've paired Milhouse/Bart as a side-pairing
Yes! Bob/Cec is one I've been following with but I haven't looked at her art all this year... And I can see Patty/Selma now that you mention it.
XD That's fine... Simpsons is such a shipper's DREAM XD
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The hat guy who smokes and the blonde guy who mumbles.
Yeah, the ones later on the list are only "if-I-stumble-across-it-I'll-look". My main ships are Gil/Moe, Burns/Smithers, Carl/Lenny, Bart/Milhouse and Nelson/Martin. Bob/Cecil for flavor.
So true. There's little shippy bits everywhere. I probably ship a bazillion tiny side-ships that I don't even remember.
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Yeah I think I know the ones (and i thought the mumbler was one of them XD He's my favorite)
lol fair enough... I'm mainly a Burns/Smithers before anyone else.
XD me too probably... I know I shipped Nelson/Bart after that ep where bart went to his party and then they became "BEST -shudder- friends" XD
I think I just have to SEE a show now and I ship... Eg (That's just my main, I have other ships in that show too and there's only 7 reccuring characters XD .... Sorry, 8, forgot Muttley's dream girl, mostly because she's not a shipping for me XD)
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Really? Dale's my favorite. Weirdest part about that dream: I don't actually ship those guys. At all. I'd like to know where that idea came from (did stumble over an adorable picture of them though; saved it anyway it was so cute). Now, if it had been any of them and HANK, that would make sense because they've all admitted to loving him at some point or other...
It's hard for me to pin down a Simpsons OTP. I think it's a tie between Smurns and Barthouse. At the moment. lol
Yeah, I toyed with Bart/Nelson, but there really aren't enough consistent moments, y'know?
Not familiar with that particular Hanna-Barbera cartoon (I'm rather picky when it comes to H-B). I have at least one ship for pretty much everything I ever watch. Even commercials sometimes. Like 97% of all media, rough estimate? I just love to ship too much. Think they make an addiction pill for that? lol
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lol dreams don't have to make sence. I mean, you saw mine and that's deffinately something I never even considered shipping XD
Yeah, that makes sence XD
I know.
That's fine, not many are. It's a parody to Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying machines.
You ship commercials too!? FINALLY!!! I thought it was just me! [link] (Sooo not just going through my old account XD) ... I was thinking and they actually sort of remind me of Cogsy and Lumie. [link] (That's one of the ads they're on 
Even if they do I'm not taking it. Shippings are way too fun X
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Well, that's also why I love dreams: they're hilariously insane.
I can't even pick a precise favorite CHARACTER. The Simpsons is just too huge.
There just aren't many H-B things I like period. I don't go looking for their shows because I'm really not fond of their style. (I'll pretend I know what that is. lol)
Woah, same reaction! YOU ship commercials? = D I thought this was going to be the moment where you go, "Ok, now you're TOO weird." That commercial you sent was ADORABLE! I think I ship those guys now, too. Scratch that, I definitely do. We don't have those commercials here. I ship stuff like Apple/Cinnamon from the Applejacks commercials, or Finn/Gilbert from the Goldfish ones. = )
Haha, I wouldn't take it, either. Shipping IS too fun.
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XD Some of mine make sence actually - so I turned them into a novel. I can link you to pics of a few characters if you like
IKR! And they're fit in with each other so well - very few shows have that ability
I thought I was the only one lol
IKR! I've even made clips three for them (but never posted them lol) because of how slashy they are
Link me to them because we don't have those comercials here, please?
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That's interesting. Some of mine make sense, but then they're boring. I prefer the ones that make sense while you're dreaming, but then you wake up and go "What??"
You go to animation school? Oh, how I envy you. I took all the wrong classes and now have no idea how to get into cartoons.
You're lucky I thought hard on this last time I was into The Simpsons, otherwise I'd put off replying while I tried to think on it. I'm most like Gil and Milhouse. For Gil, we can't hold a job, we're both pathetic, but try to have as much fun as we can, we feel terrible a lot, we're shunned by everyone, viewed as moochers...it's all very depressing, really. For Milhouse, we're nerds, outcast, eager to please, have terrible home situations, have blue hair and glasses(lol), are sad worriers, are used by anyone who knows us, find joy in the smallest/stupidest things...I've never felt closer to a Simpsons character than while watching "Kill Gil Vol. 1&2". How 'bout you, what was your answer?
Haha ok, if I do, I will let you know ASAP. Wait, aren't you subscribed? You'll know anyway. lol
Lucky you, some guy uploaded the whole series of Goldfish commercials (here's ep 1): [link] I'd been looking for them for FOREVER, but nobody ever had clips!
A particularly chummy Apple Jacks one (and this is BEFORE they stopped being enemies): [link]
lol
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XD Mine don't make sence to begin with but after so many it begins to, because of recurring characters... Unfortunately I haven't seen a lot of them in some time
Used to, but they cut a whole class and I was one of the people they cut... You want to be an animator then?
I thought about it and nearly put my three faves but in the end I chose one of them. Like Smithers I am gay, loyal, and tend to fall for older men XD ... Like Moe I was never really popular, love kids (like Maggie for eg) was suicidal at times, am not the best looking and people who did hang around me is because I had something they wanted (my art) plus the fact we both had similar personalities at the time and my hair is also short, black and curly.
In the end I decided on Sideshow Bob. We have similar hair, seem very intelegent and read often. Oh and if you piss me off I appear to be a homicidal maniac XD
NICE!
XD
Yeah I deffinately see all that
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I have re-occurring characters, but the dreams themselves are so unconnected, making a story from them would be impressive. Most of the cast is my old high school, too. Others are made up just for the occasion. Nah, it makes sense. I wish I could see more of this girl my brain made. She's like...perfect.
Not quite. I want to be a voice actor more than anything, but I'd LOVE a back-up job storyboarding! Knowing how to animate would not be frowned upon, though.
(I thought you were pan?) Ah yes. Those are characters I relate to, but am not totally like. lol Remind me never to get on your bad side, then. ^.^ You have Sideshow Bob hair? That I need to see...I love his hair! It's my favorite part of him, I'm just now noticing. Hm, if we're talking Terwilligers, I'm more of a Cecil: intelligent, logical, but overshadowed and forgotten.
Woo! Commercial shippage!
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My most memorable would have to be:
Robyn - King and mostly insane but closer to his death me and him become...not really friends but close because we understand the power we were cursed with (But shh, he's the main "bad guy" in the novel I'm writing)
Trevor - Next most powerful after the king. Big business owner and often works his people into the ground. Every time I see a shop's owner it's him. Also, the only dark-skinned in my dreams aside from dad.
William - Apparently we have 5 year old twins. He's a bit of a pedo but once you get over that he's just about the sweetest guy I know. He really loves his family
Stephan - Most like Trevor and used to be in the army (of orphans aparently XD) Tidbit, Stephan and Trevor are dating. They're SO CUTE together 
J - Robyn's son and leader of the reballing army after his dad embarrassed him in front of the entire orphanage. He and I have a lot in common but we could never admit our feelings for each other until too late. Currently lives with my oldest daughter Sha and has 6 kids (quadtriplets and twins) 5 boys, 1 girl.
Stephan - yes there's two of them. I sort of injured him and felt terrible but if it wasn't for that he never would've met Zoe, and they'd still be single.
Tapier - He's...unusual. He's either trying to kill me or save my life but we're pretty cool with each other.
The two boys I never remember the name of - One used to bully J all the time and the other is a little shyer but more open about his homosexuality than the first. They're also together.
Well I'm ALWAYS looking for any help and need voices for some of my characters so if you want to help
(Yeah I am, but this was at the time and I only knew of gay then) Well it's not quite so frizzy but if you look in my scraps I've got photos there
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Wow, you actually have NAMES for them all? The only dream extra of mine who's had a name would be Farley, and that was a LAST name. She was an evil high school girl who tried to humiliate me at a party by tricking me into having sex with her and having Travis (a real guy) film it with $3 spy cams. This plot was like a long, weird after-school special. I'll tell you the whole thing if you want.
Really? I'd definitely be willing to do both of those things! I'd get practice and resume padding all at once! Plus fun! = D
(Gotcha.) Okie dokie.
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Well the only ones who I've actually heard names in my dreams (because most of them are names I made for the novel, or in J's case - a pun somewhat on him) are:
- Robyn Jackobii (I asked him his name and how to spell it after an unfortunate incident with poisoned sheep) (I've known him since... My first memorable dream was in high school, so probably 13-14, and I've had the most dreams with him)
- Trevor (His twin brother - who is white, and I do not yet have a name for - told me his age and a name was mentioned then) (Second most dreams but I remember he was there by the time I was nine)
- Willy (It was unusual because I've only ever dreampt him twice and learnt his name the first time. The rest I've known since before I can remember)
I can't remember where I came up with both the Stephans but I know the name Tapier was a misspelling of Tapir (because that's sorta what they look like... Or at least when he tried to **** me) and now I specifically use the name XD
Lol, fun is probably not something associated with animating a perticuarly hard scene XD Are you okay with voicing both genders??
(lol yeah) See anything?
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Still way more than me. You're lucky your brain likes to actually fill in things like that. (Really? My first memorable dream was a nightmare I had as a kid; it's also one of the only 2 dreams I've ever had that actually scared me.)
I don't animate, though. I want to storyboard, and I do think drawing is fun. Yeah, I can do both genders. I actually got some tips on that when I took acting.
See anything what now?
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I guess you're right
It's still not fun XD .... That's what he said (Yeah I went there) You did? What are some of the tips?? And okay
I...don't remember?
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I have some trouble telling dreams and life apart sometimes, apparently. I'm told I swore my Mom made me eat some disgusting sandwich in the post office parking lot, even though she didn't. She'd never make me eat...peanut butter and mayo, I think it was?
If you don't like drawing, why do you do it? (I was afraid using that wording would result in something like that...lol) The best technique I learned was a vocal warm-up. You find the pitch the furthest from your respective gender's pitch that you're comfortable with, and basically make a bunch of loud, nonsensical noises in it, getting your throat used to that pitch. I usually do that in the shower, combined with singing.
We've got to stop having these conversations that go nowhere. lol
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yurk, that sounds disgusting... I get that too sometimes. I'll sware black and blue something happened when it didn't (Or occasionally visa versa XD)
Drawing I like. drawing the same thing over, not so fun... Hmm, that's a pretty good idea
XD Nah, that's half the fun!
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It probably is. But since I've never actually eaten it, who can say? = P Haha, oh good, so it's not just me.
Ah. Yeah, I guess it could get old. I'm bad at drawing the same exact thing more than once, so it probably wouldn't go well for me. And yeah, it is. I learned it from the best teacher I've ever had.
Is it now?
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XD That's true... I could say the same thing
Yeah, after a year your most hated word is "redo" XD ... that is the best teacher!
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Eh, for me, the reason I can't copy myself is because the copied product will never have the same passionate energy behind it, so it'll never be as good.
If you say so. Personally, I find them annoying because the communication breaks down and dies.
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I know... I get the same...
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I have no problem with delving into nonsensical patter. It's when one starts with a conversational goal that never gets realized that it bugs me.
...she said, sounding awfully stuffy all of a sudden.
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Yeah, actually you have a point there...
...he replied thoughtfully.
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She tipped her hat in thanks of his recognition of her point getting across.
...she said.
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He wanted that hat.
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For his next birthday, she made sure to get him one.
...she mentioned off-handedly.
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He wished September would hurry up.
...he replied.
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She built a time machine.
...she said quizzically.
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Said time machine only went back in time.
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And we were rockin' with the dinos, singin' with the rhinos..!
...she sung off-key.
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((Crap, where do I know that..... OMDG I KNOW WHO THAT IS!!! DO you ship them???))
If only I, had seperate parts..!
...He joined in over-enthusiastically.
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I do, even though I'm not a huge fan of the movie. Durned lead chick stole my name. lol
^ω^ ...she chuckled to herself.
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I like the movie. It's not the best but those Dragons! ... That..dragon? Those Dragon? 
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I'd have to re-watch it. I barely remember it from when I was a kid, and was only reminded when Nostalgia Critic did a bit on it. They're two separate consciousnesses. I'd call em dragons.
...she twirled about randomly.
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Ahh, that's fair enough. You never know sometimes XD
...He glomped her.
((Anyway, I gtg for a few days... Just saying))
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Well, Zach and Weezy from Dragon Tales are brother and sister on one body. I say if they aren't of the same brain, they count as separate ppls. = )
...she accidentally hugged him to death.
Alrighty. See you in a few then.
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THat's a really good point actually
...as long as there was no mirror for him to see himself in, he didn't really mind all too much.
HI I'M BACK
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Makes sense to me..! = D
...she was reminded of this kid with the brain slug in him.
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Same
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It's this puzzle game called Limbo. It's supposedly a horror, even though it's just a little gross at times. Ocassionally, there are these brain slugs that make you walk a certain way, and they look a lot like the zombie emote's worm.
...she explained casually.
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Ahhhh, reminds me of a game I used to play but can't find people for
...he wished he could play said game
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Oh? What game?
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Atmosfear or something, I think.
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Well, if I don't know it, I can't offer to play with you.
...she harrumphed poutingly to no one in particular.
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...He sighed sadly.
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