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Published: 2010-08-06 22:51:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 3396; Favourites: 48; Downloads: 31
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This really happened. My little sister hasn't read through all the Twilight books yet (thank goodness for me), and our school's drama club, which she is in, told her and another girl that hadn't read Breaking Dawn that Edward kills the baby. My sister wasn't sure, so she asked me in complete hysterics (along with repeating herself), since I've read them. I, of course, told her yes, and acted like the series had been ruined with that revelation. I'm so proud of me.
Breaking Dawn, Edward Cullen (c) SMeyer
*EDIT 8/8/10* Holy crap, guys... almost 700 views... that's insane to me. 0.0 Thanks to you all for looking!!
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Hahahahaha that is absolutely hilarious! Wish I thought of that when one of my friends asked me the same thing
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i told my sister that and she became depressed, then my mom ruined it and now my sis hates my guts
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Hahaha, that is amazing
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Horrible older sister. . .. *Giggles and walks away laughing*
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That's me, hahaha
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My sister told one of her friends that Eclipse had zombies in it.
Would've been much cooler if that were true.
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Definitely. The problem is SMeyer would screw that up too... give them the power to think rationally and organize, probably.
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lmao! my older sister would SO do that to me if i asked her BEFORE reading the book (i'm the youngest in my family) but i still think this is freaking hilarious!
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Thanks a lot!
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your welcome!
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You're welcome!!
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I thought that Bella died in Breaking dawn, I was so happy, I planned on watching the movie (cause the book is expensive.)
It was spoiled when some twi-tard ranted about how "Bella was happy in the end"
and anoher one that said it was porn...
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I wished she had. Darn sparklepansy vampires...
It's subtle, watered-down-13-year-old porn. For visual thinkers like me, it was scarring to think about.
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Mmhmm. Sad, isn't it?
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Thank you. 
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I love you too, even though we've never met.
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HA! Ruining a Twitard's day makes mine a little brighter. Awesome.
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Ok I love you for this
Similar story:
I couldnt finish Breaking Dawn (it was just so f*cking rediculous), but then my gbf (gay boyfriend) told me that Bella dies in the end and I was all "Oh my god must read now..."
When she didnt die I threw the book at him XD
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I love you too, even though we've never met.
Hahaha that's a good one. 
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Yay I feel loved
lol yeah maybe I'll draw it. I have art block anyway XD
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Thanks. I love you too. 
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lol I would totally enjoy telling that to a Twitard. "Doe he kill the baby?" "No, in fact, Bella is disgusted and kills the baby by starving herself, killing herself also. Well, the baby wouldn't be happy."
lol I'd so enjoy doing that. XD And seeing their reactions.
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Hahaha, I should've said that. I'm sure you'll find the opportunity. Use it well.
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Yea. Then I could sit there and go on to say how Jacob and Edward turn out to be gay for each other. XD
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Ruining another Twitard's day :lachorusplz:
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Yay! Let's ruin some more!!! XD
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lol, that is funny. I would tell non-readers the same thing. or that edward turns gay at the end and hooks up with a werewolf.
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Haha I wish my sister had asked me that last one.
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Thank you!
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np id gladly say it once more.
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lovely! Although I would say that he eats the baby....
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