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During Zander Rat's freshfauna year of med school, he joined up with a college fraternity.
"This would be so cool", Zander thought. "Live in a really cool frat house with the boys who know how to REALLY have fun".
In the beginning, everyone at the frat house thought Zander was an OK rat. The other animals in the fraternity voted to accept Zander as a member...then there was the initiation. The night after Zander was voted in, the initiation started with all the fraternity members taking a turn spanking Zander once with a paddle. Then there was the cub's tricycle the fraternity kept in the basement for initiation purposes.
"What are we doin' with that?", Zander asked about the trike as he was still rubbing his sore butt.
"You're riding it tonight", an otter replied as they rolled the tricycle out to the sidewalk from the frat house.
The last part of Zander's initiation was to ride the cub's tricycle in the night around the sidewalks of the campus and a little ways into town, while the fraternity members would ambush Zander at different locations by throwing mud balls at him along his designated route. And Zander had to sing the 'I'm a Little Tea Pot' song as he rode the trike...This was the same initiation all the rest of the members had gone through when they themselves had joined...getting paddled, riding a tricycle in the night while singing a silly song, and dodging and getting hit by flying mud balls.
"I'm a little tea pot short 'n' stou - YEOW, MUD BALL!", Zander sang as he rode the trike. "Ya missed me - Here is my pawdle, here - AHH! THAT ONE GOT ME!...Tip - me ovverr, pour me out"
Upon completing his tricycle ride, Zander was now in as a fraternity member...and everyone congratulating him back at the frat house as he showered off all that mud in the bathroom.
The otter mentioned to Zander that when he himself was initiated, he had to sing the 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star' song during his tricycle ride.
However, in the weeks to follow, Zander Rat wore out his welcome with the fraternity. To start with, Zander began to come off as a jerk, being inconsiderate to everyone else. When there were only a small amount of treats in the house, Zander would take it all. Zander would not clean up after himself, instead leaving a mess for someone else to clean. Zander would not even take his turn taking out the trash.
There was the time Zander had the television turned up loud at 3:20 in the morning.
"Zander. We have a test tomorrow. Do you have to have the tely up so loud?", a fox asked.
"Zander, get to bed", an otter added.
"Hey. I wanna finish this show", Zander replied.
Finally, an Asian linsang came into the living room, unplugged the TV and cut the cord with a pair of scissors.
"HEEEYYY! My show", Zander protested.
"We all have a test in the morning...Understand?", The linsang retorted to Zander.
A lesser pander reminder Zander, "It's not all about just YOU, you know", as Zander finally headed to bed.
But the last straw came a week later...It was the night Zander thought he'd impress the 'good ole boys' at the frat house by going out and breaking out a few car windows.
"HEY! I just did something peachy-keen!", Zander bragged when he returned to the frat house, then told everyone what he had done...Some of the cars Zander smashed the windows out of belonged to friends of some of the fraternity members. That night, Zander was kicked out of the fraternity...for good. Zander had to go back to staying at the college dorm where those animals there can put up with his shit.
Zander Rat's car window smashing escapade that night did come back on him though...One morning several days later, Zander came out to his 1954 Lancia Aurelia pf 200 convertible to discover that the windshield had been bashed in.
There was a note taped to the smashed windshield that simply read, 'Payback for the window in my car the other night, you shithead'.
With as many car windows Zander had smashed, the suspect list would have been long.
To make the matter even worse, being that a 1954 Lancia Aurelia was such a rare car, it took the shop where Zander had it fixed three months to locate another windshield for it, thus Zander was without his car for that length of time.

Description
During Zander Rat's freshfauna year of med school, he joined up with a college fraternity.
"This would be so cool", Zander thought. "Live in a really cool frat house with the boys who know how to REALLY have fun".
In the beginning, everyone at the frat house thought Zander was an OK rat. The other animals in the fraternity voted to accept Zander as a member...then there was the initiation. The night after Zander was voted in, the initiation started with all the fraternity members taking a turn spanking Zander once with a paddle. Then there was the cub's tricycle the fraternity kept in the basement for initiation purposes.
"What are we doin' with that?", Zander asked about the trike as he was still rubbing his sore butt.
"You're riding it tonight", an otter replied as they rolled the tricycle out to the sidewalk from the frat house.
The last part of Zander's initiation was to ride the cub's tricycle in the night around the sidewalks of the campus and a little ways into town, while the fraternity members would ambush Zander at different locations by throwing mud balls at him along his designated route. And Zander had to sing the 'I'm a Little Tea Pot' song as he rode the trike...This was the same initiation all the rest of the members had gone through when they themselves had joined...getting paddled, riding a tricycle in the night while singing a silly song, and dodging and getting hit by flying mud balls.
"I'm a little tea pot short 'n' stou - YEOW, MUD BALL!", Zander sang as he rode the trike. "Ya missed me - Here is my pawdle, here - AHH! THAT ONE GOT ME!...Tip - me ovverr, pour me out"
Upon completing his tricycle ride, Zander was now in as a fraternity member...and everyone congratulating him back at the frat house as he showered off all that mud in the bathroom.
The otter mentioned to Zander that when he himself was initiated, he had to sing the 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star' song during his tricycle ride.
However, in the weeks to follow, Zander Rat wore out his welcome with the fraternity. To start with, Zander began to come off as a jerk, being inconsiderate to everyone else. When there were only a small amount of treats in the house, Zander would take it all. Zander would not clean up after himself, instead leaving a mess for someone else to clean. Zander would not even take his turn taking out the trash.
There was the time Zander had the television turned up loud at 3:20 in the morning.
"Zander. We have a test tomorrow. Do you have to have the tely up so loud?", a fox asked.
"Zander, get to bed", an otter added.
"Hey. I wanna finish this show", Zander replied.
Finally, an Asian linsang came into the living room, unplugged the TV and cut the cord with a pair of scissors.
"HEEEYYY! My show", Zander protested.
"We all have a test in the morning...Understand?", The linsang retorted to Zander.
A lesser pander reminder Zander, "It's not all about just YOU, you know", as Zander finally headed to bed.
But the last straw came a week later...It was the night Zander thought he'd impress the 'good ole boys' at the frat house by going out and breaking out a few car windows.
"HEY! I just did something peachy-keen!", Zander bragged when he returned to the frat house, then told everyone what he had done...Some of the cars Zander smashed the windows out of belonged to friends of some of the fraternity members. That night, Zander was kicked out of the fraternity...for good. Zander had to go back to staying at the college dorm where those animals there can put up with his shit.
Zander Rat's car window smashing escapade that night did come back on him though...One morning several days later, Zander came out to his 1954 Lancia Aurelia pf 200 convertible to discover that the windshield had been bashed in.
There was a note taped to the smashed windshield that simply read, 'Payback for the window in my car the other night, you shithead'.
With as many car windows Zander had smashed, the suspect list would have been long.
To make the matter even worse, being that a 1954 Lancia Aurelia was such a rare car, it took the shop where Zander had it fixed three months to locate another windshield for it, thus Zander was without his car for that length of time.