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Mr-Culexus β€” Do not accept this drink.

Published: 2018-05-24 12:16:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 3156; Favourites: 54; Downloads: 9
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Description I'm trying to hammer out how Goblins are in the Garlands, the Bok the Neutral universe.
We know they exist. We know people who don't know better sometimes think Bok is just a large goblin.
So, they probably have green skin, pointy ears and lank black hair.

For whatever reason I envision them with low, smooth voices, grabby little raccoon hands and a rat pack vocabulary.
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Mr-Culexus In reply to ??? [2018-06-11 04:26:11 +0000 UTC]

I'm make bootleg waifus

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Necroant [2018-06-03 22:00:15 +0000 UTC]

That looks like bleach. Which makes surprising amount of sense.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Necroant [2018-06-07 07:23:40 +0000 UTC]

Keeps their teeth nice and white.

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Fish-with-a-Knife [2018-06-02 12:35:59 +0000 UTC]

Goblins are just raccoons as people

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Fish-with-a-Knife [2018-06-07 07:24:52 +0000 UTC]

they are hyena raccoons , yes.

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Cylexus [2018-05-26 06:34:34 +0000 UTC]

I like these Goblins and I want to Eat these Goblins. ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Cylexus [2018-05-26 10:28:21 +0000 UTC]

eat them?! I'm sure they're on somebodies food chain!
I'm glad you like them, though!

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Cylexus In reply to Mr-Culexus [2018-05-26 20:45:05 +0000 UTC]

Anything is food with enough sauce. I've actually gotten into hunting recently and now I'm wandering how everything tastes.Β ( Ν‘β˜‰ ΝœΚ– Ν‘β˜‰)

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Cylexus [2018-05-27 02:49:49 +0000 UTC]

I can sympathise with that entirely

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Sawtooth44 [2018-05-26 02:21:50 +0000 UTC]

*accepts the drink*

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Sawtooth44 [2018-05-26 02:39:36 +0000 UTC]

What you wake up without may surprise you.

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Sawtooth44 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2018-05-26 02:43:44 +0000 UTC]

a man from hell needs stuff from hell to be effected

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Sawtooth44 [2018-05-26 02:44:06 +0000 UTC]

thumbs up then

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Darkborg-IX In reply to Mr-Culexus [2018-05-30 12:39:40 +0000 UTC]

As long as you wake up with both kidneys

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Darkborg-IX [2018-05-31 13:15:58 +0000 UTC]

Yyyyes

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ValeTheHowl [2018-05-25 21:50:08 +0000 UTC]

Well, I love your idea of goblins! They seems very original and different from standard ones!

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Mr-Culexus In reply to ValeTheHowl [2018-05-26 01:28:44 +0000 UTC]

That's very nice of you to say!

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TheOctopusMan [2018-05-25 17:59:32 +0000 UTC]

nice gobbins mon. anychance at some trolls? I like that your trolls are the jungle trolls from wow. probably my favorite race

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Mr-Culexus In reply to TheOctopusMan [2018-05-26 01:26:53 +0000 UTC]

Well, unfortunately I'm modifying their design a little for that reason. They're my favourite race too, but I cant have them looking quite so much like that.

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TheEldarFarseer [2018-05-25 09:32:56 +0000 UTC]

Well I don't like olives, so that could work out for the both of us... if I did alchool. I'd be more than happy to procure the miss with a sackful of olives however.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to TheEldarFarseer [2018-05-26 02:49:06 +0000 UTC]

Quick way to make friends with a goblin

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TheEldarFarseer In reply to Mr-Culexus [2018-05-26 13:15:20 +0000 UTC]

Good to know, now I have a use for all these jars. Fill them with olives and sell them to people trekking through goblin areas.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to TheEldarFarseer [2018-05-26 13:40:27 +0000 UTC]

Couldn't hoit.

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grey-phantom [2018-05-25 03:45:06 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmmm.
Olives.....that the reason of your colors?
That,and I don't drink anything from a glass....sealed bottles are better....BIG bottles....

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Mr-Culexus In reply to grey-phantom [2018-05-26 01:59:08 +0000 UTC]

Actually the fact that the olives and the goblins are similar colours is something that only dawned on meat the last minute and I actually really disliked. I think I may need to experiment with their eye colour.

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grey-phantom In reply to Mr-Culexus [2018-05-26 02:33:58 +0000 UTC]

Nah....leave them that way.
That way they look even more......untrusty.
Just imagine a girl with that colour pallete trying to hit on you.....
Where is the closest window???????

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Mr-Culexus In reply to grey-phantom [2018-05-26 02:36:41 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, bad trouble

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grey-phantom In reply to Mr-Culexus [2018-05-26 02:43:19 +0000 UTC]

-looking back from "other" side of broken window-
Nice smile though.....

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Daggerhammer [2018-05-24 23:18:12 +0000 UTC]

Yeah.... never trust a goblin, no matter what world you're in!

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Daggerhammer [2018-05-24 23:34:58 +0000 UTC]

Never completely, no.

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Daggerhammer In reply to Mr-Culexus [2018-05-24 23:41:42 +0000 UTC]

The word 'Goblin' arises from the need for a single, easy to say word for 'untrustworthy little green git', hee!

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Daggerhammer [2018-05-25 00:06:33 +0000 UTC]

Nice

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barsett [2018-05-24 21:25:00 +0000 UTC]

Those eyes are somewhat hypnotic.Β 

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Mr-Culexus In reply to barsett [2018-05-24 23:35:20 +0000 UTC]

Ain't you the smooth talker?

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barsett In reply to Mr-Culexus [2018-05-25 15:28:10 +0000 UTC]

haha i am not smooth t all

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EtherSeraph [2018-05-24 19:29:21 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. But i perfer my own mixed drink. Its called the Shopteacher.


It is at least 6 fingers of whiskey, and at most 8.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to EtherSeraph [2018-05-24 23:35:33 +0000 UTC]

Good drink.

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zerne15 [2018-05-24 18:17:46 +0000 UTC]

buying a martini for the olives? very unsuspicious

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Mr-Culexus In reply to zerne15 [2018-05-24 23:36:02 +0000 UTC]

If it were for the onions, I could let it slide.

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earltheartist [2018-05-24 16:58:09 +0000 UTC]

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee goblinΒ 

bok is not a goblin! I repeat he is a bard! you hear!

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Mr-Culexus In reply to earltheartist [2018-05-25 00:06:15 +0000 UTC]

Important public service announcement!

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Hentaikid [2018-05-24 14:22:14 +0000 UTC]

An expensive way to purchase olives

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VoiceofRob In reply to Hentaikid [2018-06-11 01:15:57 +0000 UTC]

Its a smooth come on line.Β 
I would take said drink wholeheartedly

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Hentaikid [2018-05-24 23:36:29 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, but I guess she's generous.

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Lost-One-60 [2018-05-24 14:12:23 +0000 UTC]

Is that a boy or lady goblin?

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Lost-One-60 [2018-05-24 23:36:41 +0000 UTC]

Lady type

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Lost-One-60 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2018-05-25 02:46:44 +0000 UTC]

I see.
Is she Bok's type?

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Lost-One-60 [2018-05-25 03:37:07 +0000 UTC]

I am not certain he has a type

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Lost-One-60 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2018-05-25 15:38:00 +0000 UTC]

We'll soon see.

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DoctorTR [2018-05-24 13:19:13 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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