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Published: 2011-04-09 19:15:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 14160; Favourites: 100; Downloads: 121
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Description Serious version or funny version, Fuklaw is generally pretty great. Just kinda felt like drawing him with all his angry, characterful wrinkles. Shitted up the shading a little more than usual, but hay.


and hey! Sorry for the long wait for those of you who read [link] , but we're updating again.


Ahh. Fuklaw. Forever sick of our shit.
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Comments: 154

unknowner In reply to ??? [2011-04-10 13:11:30 +0000 UTC]

And that's the great bit - "serious" versus "funny" is just "Actual Fuklaw" versus "Propagandatoon Fuklaw", most of the time.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to unknowner [2011-04-10 13:54:36 +0000 UTC]

Myep.

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Sirwilson95 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-04-11 04:18:34 +0000 UTC]

So in that respect he is the Anti-Cain

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Sirwilson95 [2011-04-11 15:11:08 +0000 UTC]

Yep.

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Sirwilson95 In reply to Sirwilson95 [2011-04-11 04:19:54 +0000 UTC]

I wonder how he and Cain would interact, I mean, nobody is really sure whether Cain is a coward or a hero, (I think he's the latter while honestly believing that he's the former), but since Fuklaw seems to have Heresy senses I guess we'd find out.

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SillyMadman In reply to ??? [2011-04-10 11:16:18 +0000 UTC]

Johnee Raaaginn' Fuklaaaaaaaaw!!! *insert an epic soundtrack here*

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annemarie In reply to ??? [2011-04-10 08:08:48 +0000 UTC]

That's a fine grin he's got, goes very well with his temper and the sporting red coat.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to annemarie [2011-04-10 08:22:06 +0000 UTC]

He is man who knows how to acessorise.

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annemarie In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-04-10 08:33:12 +0000 UTC]

Does it in style, too. How does he keep his teeth so white?

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Mr-Culexus In reply to annemarie [2011-04-10 08:42:48 +0000 UTC]

Charcoal. Celery. Hate.

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annemarie In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-04-10 08:53:56 +0000 UTC]

Powerful combination. He must eat a lot of celery for breakfast.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to annemarie [2011-04-10 14:00:23 +0000 UTC]

Ayep.

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Maphysto In reply to ??? [2011-04-10 07:14:53 +0000 UTC]

When this man tells you to jump, you don't waste time asking "How high?"

You fucking JUMP.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Maphysto [2011-04-10 07:26:19 +0000 UTC]

If you dare waste a second more of his time by asking the specifics he will kick you in the teeth so hard you'll be shittin' shoes. Best just assume as high as possible.

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Beelzebub1111 In reply to ??? [2011-04-10 07:06:04 +0000 UTC]

He's fuklaw the commissar
He's fuklaw the commissar
He stamps out the hersey
'cause he eats his celery
He's fuklaw the commissar
TOOT! TOOT!

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Beelzebub1111 [2011-04-10 07:24:21 +0000 UTC]

fukukukukukukukukuk

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Esichs In reply to ??? [2011-04-10 05:50:39 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I just noticed...he's...ummm...pointing at me.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Esichs [2011-04-10 06:37:45 +0000 UTC]

Tonight. You.

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Esichs In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-04-10 17:26:11 +0000 UTC]

Oh thank Emperor. I still have time.

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Maphysto In reply to Esichs [2011-04-10 06:07:08 +0000 UTC]

Fuklaw wants YOU...

To bend over so he can stick his foot up your ass.

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Esichs In reply to Maphysto [2011-04-10 06:20:28 +0000 UTC]

And then charge me with Assaulting an Officer because my ass just so happened to be in the way of his boot? No thanks, I think I'll move.

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Esichs In reply to ??? [2011-04-10 05:46:51 +0000 UTC]

A darker color scheme for his coat than what I'm used to seeing on him...I like this better.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Esichs [2011-04-10 05:47:40 +0000 UTC]

It's cool.

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Vlaskiyov In reply to ??? [2011-04-10 04:48:09 +0000 UTC]

What a great set of chompers.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Vlaskiyov [2011-04-10 05:16:35 +0000 UTC]

They can bite through tanks.

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Vlaskiyov In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-04-10 17:43:12 +0000 UTC]

Shit, I could see him bite through a Emperor-Class Battleship, and still have enough time to consume the Eye.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Vlaskiyov [2011-04-11 00:27:58 +0000 UTC]

Something like that.

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Horacus [2011-04-10 04:31:49 +0000 UTC]

Semms like a nice fellow

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Horacus [2011-04-10 05:09:05 +0000 UTC]

The nicest.

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Horacus In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-04-10 05:25:27 +0000 UTC]

Indeed

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MaKo85 [2011-04-10 01:57:34 +0000 UTC]

"YOUR BOOGERS ARE HERESY!"

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ObeseCommando In reply to ??? [2011-04-10 01:40:33 +0000 UTC]

Looks like a nice guy. I would have a beer with him.

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RedZealot6 [2011-04-10 01:27:41 +0000 UTC]

"No John, you are the heretics!"

And then Fuklaw was a Khornate berzerker.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to RedZealot6 [2011-04-10 05:09:32 +0000 UTC]

He needs to kill fast, and bolts too slow.

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RedZealot6 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-04-10 05:34:56 +0000 UTC]

But first he needs to pick up wepon.

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warhammerdude [2011-04-10 01:21:32 +0000 UTC]

Aw hell yes

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Mecha-Kang In reply to ??? [2011-04-10 00:54:17 +0000 UTC]

Forever sick of it, and beating it out of us.

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Servitor2152 [2011-04-10 00:54:17 +0000 UTC]

I like how the background kind of suggests that this was going to be a "Ragged Edges"-style profile at one point, but Fuklaw's fury was simply too great for the page to contain, so now there's nothing here but Fuklaw and his rageface.

And in the end, that's all that's really needed.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Servitor2152 [2011-04-10 01:30:53 +0000 UTC]

Pretty much. Also looks better than just plain white.

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Gannadene In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-04-10 01:46:05 +0000 UTC]

I should do one of those age things. Or get bored and wander off, like usual.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Gannadene [2011-04-10 05:07:46 +0000 UTC]

Either is quite likely.

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mrJINKS In reply to ??? [2011-04-09 22:55:36 +0000 UTC]

Yesssss......Fuklaw. Who can say no to a guy with arm ready to nock you sensles even if you think of something else than the emperor. Pray the Omniss....*PUNCHHHHHH*
HERESSSSSSSSYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

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Gorbashsan In reply to ??? [2011-04-09 22:36:44 +0000 UTC]

I suddenly feel the urge to shove all my heretical stuff under the bed and pull the covers over my head.
Fucklaw is back.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Gorbashsan [2011-04-10 01:32:55 +0000 UTC]

Fuklaw is constantly waiting for people to commit heresy so that he can come out of no where and punch them.

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Gorbashsan In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-04-10 09:43:19 +0000 UTC]

OH CRAP! WHAT IF HE'S HIDING UNDER MY BED WHERE I WAS GONNA HIDE MY HERESY!?!?!??

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Gorbashsan [2011-04-10 14:00:55 +0000 UTC]

Well, don't try to flush it. He's ready for that.

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Gorbashsan In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-04-11 06:39:32 +0000 UTC]

Then what the hell do I do? Maybe if I burn it.......

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Gorbashsan [2011-04-11 15:32:52 +0000 UTC]

Heresy fumes throught the air...

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Gorbashsan In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-04-11 22:42:18 +0000 UTC]

DMAN!

........ ok what about jetting them out an airlock with someone elses name on them?

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Gorbashsan [2011-04-12 02:55:05 +0000 UTC]

Could work.

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