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I just noticed that you fine folks had been so unbelievably generous as to have given me over 70'000 page views, so I figured you were due another cheesy cultist/sororita TOTALLY NOT CANON scribble.For this one I wanted to dispel rumors that Cultist is taking advantage of the sister. Why when the sister starts being complimentary, it's cultist who has no idea what to do!
As usual, if you post this on /tg/ you are an obvious, but quite possibly successful troll. If you think of trolling as a game, this is you IDKFA.
Don't be cheap.
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Comments: 187
Mr-Culexus In reply to ??? [2009-03-26 15:24:59 +0000 UTC]
There's already visages of my lumpy mug on DA, I'm responsible for one myself.
But certainly the culexus in a grubby suit is a better option.
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MaKo85 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-27 03:14:20 +0000 UTC]
I know, it make me chuckle :3
He he, I like them in the skintight clothing.
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Mr-Culexus In reply to MaKo85 [2009-03-27 03:47:17 +0000 UTC]
Those damned skintight outfits are just as bad, anyways. But drawing the Mr Culexus avatar should ideally be wearing a Mr Burke suit.
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Mr-Culexus In reply to MaKo85 [2009-03-27 04:05:11 +0000 UTC]
It makes perfect sense, really. It wasn't originally what I had in mind, but it works.
Most of the time, if my work is posted on /tg/, it results in a shitstorm, and I personally get blamed for it, even though I never post my work there outside of the occasional hightly rare drawthread.
However, a friend pointed out that I still provide the artwork used to create these shitstorms, even if I don't place it, so I am still to blame in that regard.
He alikened it to the way Mr Burke gets the congratulations from Tenpenny for the towns destruction even though its the lone wanderer who rigs it. Mr Burke is seen as evil even though he is a provider, not the person who rigs the pulse charge, or even flicks the switch, but allows it to happen.
In this regard Mr Culexus = Mr Burke.
Uncanny, isn't it?
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MaKo85 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-04-01 15:22:14 +0000 UTC]
*facepalm* Well geez, what logic...
Lol
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Mr-Culexus In reply to MaKo85 [2009-04-01 15:29:52 +0000 UTC]
Shield your eyes, it's brighter than bright..
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imric1251 In reply to ??? [2009-03-20 02:39:03 +0000 UTC]
"IDKFA?" Im ashamed to say im not familiar with that one....
ohwell let the epic trolling of /tg/ commence bwahahahahah... or not... im horribly lazy sometimes
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Mr-Culexus In reply to imric1251 [2009-03-20 02:41:09 +0000 UTC]
Original Doom "all weapons cheat"
I'm old, what can I say?
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MaKo85 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-20 03:16:42 +0000 UTC]
Good Lord, memories are coming back from that time....hey, let's be old together XD
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Mr-Culexus In reply to MaKo85 [2009-03-20 03:21:36 +0000 UTC]
I would brofist but mah rheumatism's actin' up.
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MaKo85 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-20 03:27:58 +0000 UTC]
Dawwww XD Old Culexus is cute.
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Mr-Culexus In reply to MaKo85 [2009-03-20 03:37:14 +0000 UTC]
Old culexus was old since he was 4.
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Cylexus In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-21 15:28:51 +0000 UTC]
Now that sounds familliar. Been called the same in fact.
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imric1251 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-20 02:43:39 +0000 UTC]
ohhhhh. i really never played the original doom.. my parents wouldnt let me lol. said it would "warp my little mind".. so they let me play wolfenstein instead...
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Mr-Culexus In reply to imric1251 [2009-03-20 02:51:05 +0000 UTC]
AAh. See, my parents let me play or watch whatever once i was old enough to talk, on the understanding that I could separate fantasy from reality and act accordingly. Which I did. I was a very well behaved, non violent, clean speaking kid.
Myth busted.
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imric1251 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-20 03:38:56 +0000 UTC]
my parents did the "shelter them" approach..and i turned out... you know what im jsut gonna agree MYTH BUSTED lol
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Mr-Culexus In reply to thevampiredio [2009-03-20 02:40:37 +0000 UTC]
Indeed, this is why is a staple of mine!
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Taytonclait In reply to ??? [2009-03-20 02:02:52 +0000 UTC]
Don't start delicious heresy if you can't finish your plate of idleness!
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Mr-Culexus In reply to Taytonclait [2009-03-20 02:09:30 +0000 UTC]
If ya don't eat you idleness, ya cannae have any heresy!
How can ya have any heresy if you don't eat your idleness?!
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Taytonclait In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-20 02:15:20 +0000 UTC]
YOU! YES YOU! Stand still guardsman!
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Mr-Culexus In reply to Taytonclait [2009-03-20 02:26:43 +0000 UTC]
And what do we have here? Scriptures, ladies and gentlemen! Our young guardsman fancies himself a chaplain.
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Taytonclait In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-20 03:10:05 +0000 UTC]
Now! Today we're gonna do, 'marchin' up to certian doom!
What would you rather be doing...guardsman?
LEEEEAAARRRNNNIN THE PIANO?
RIGHT THEN! Off you go. Now who else...
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Sputnik127 In reply to ??? [2009-03-20 00:59:17 +0000 UTC]
Stop beating around the bush and just draw them fucking.
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Mr-Culexus In reply to Sputnik127 [2009-03-20 07:57:18 +0000 UTC]
Honestly though, I just have little to no interest in actual lesbian sex. I just like drawing the cute stuff.
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Eclipse-of-Light In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-09-16 18:54:34 +0000 UTC]
Sputnik127... if you really wish for a naked cultist... just wisit 1d4chan...
Even if Mr-Culexus (gwadh) here dosen't draw that kind of heresy... others do...
And now... time to get the camera...
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webkilla In reply to ??? [2009-03-19 23:45:12 +0000 UTC]
epic as allways
cant get enough of those weeaboo sheetscreebles!
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Jaekyu In reply to ??? [2009-03-19 21:13:29 +0000 UTC]
I need IDDQD so I can /d/ the place up without fear of reprisals
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Elite-Pirate In reply to ??? [2009-03-19 21:11:56 +0000 UTC]
I think I'm really liking where this is going.
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Kaos111 In reply to ??? [2009-03-19 21:11:15 +0000 UTC]
hmmm you'd think Cultist would be the seme one
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Mr-Culexus In reply to Kaos111 [2009-03-19 23:16:44 +0000 UTC]
She usually is, when the tables are turned, she's out of her element.
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Kaos111 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-20 23:50:53 +0000 UTC]
which brings up the question: wat DOES Cultist smell like???
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Mr-Culexus In reply to Kaos111 [2009-03-21 00:01:07 +0000 UTC]
campfires, incense and the lingering aroma of post-coitus sweat.
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Kaos111 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-21 00:11:51 +0000 UTC]
is it a gingerbread-smelling incense?
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Maria-Lin In reply to ??? [2009-03-19 20:17:49 +0000 UTC]
First an Ultramarine Scout, now a Sister of Battle... Cultist seems to be awfully attractive for loyalists.
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WDragon92190 In reply to Maria-Lin [2009-03-20 14:03:18 +0000 UTC]
what chaos faction is she? she seems awfully seductive to loyalists... don't tell me that she's responsible for the whole Horus incident....
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Maria-Lin In reply to WDragon92190 [2009-03-20 18:44:59 +0000 UTC]
As far as I know she's Chaos Undivided, but you'd have to ask Culexus about that.
*imagines Cultist trying to seduce Horus*
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