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UPDATE: Hey transfans! Do you like my Transformer humor, but can’t understand why I taint the rest of my gallery with filthy hyooman characters? I’ve opened up a NEW gallery that’s one-hundred percent robot rousings. Transformer jokes will still be uploaded to this gallery as well, so if you like my general jokes then there’s no reason to watch the other site. So if you’d like to follow along Optimus and gang thru transfunny misadventures, head on over to Cappitron!
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Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
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Come now, even the most diehard fan could question the perplexing decision of them picking vehicles that consist of almost forty percent glass.
Advanced beings you say, huh?

Glass in general is moronic on cars and trucks. Sure, Ford “fordified” the first vehicles with glass windshields, seeing as they probably got to top speeds of fifteen miles per hour. But now, with rocks ricocheting at sixty miles on the freeway…in fact, I’m sure DUST can shatter the crap quality glass in my car at such speeds. Why not plastic? Why not even saran wrap? I’d rather have to role that out than having shards of nuked sand explode into people’s faces when they get into an accident!

Heck, lemme go on a bazonkers tanget now. The bumpers on vehicles are also a waste of space. What’s the point of these things protecting your car when the slighted nudge causes the things to crumple like a strung-out model who didn’t eat her daily meal of a broccoli stem on half a Ritz cracker.
Do you know what’s in a bumper?
Styrofoam.
And shoddy American engineering.
And probably a dead baby seal.
What I’m trying to say is that their ingredients are baffling. Why aren’t these things made out of…oh I dunno…rubber, like BUMPER CARS, and then vehicles would have a chance of bouncing back unharmed.
-The “You’re Already Writing A Check That’ll Bounce Due To Ludicrous Car Maintenance!” Cappy

For the copycats: micron pigma pen 05, prismacolor markers, sharpie marker.
References: IDW’s ‘The Ark’ book, housing almost all the character sheets of the G1 characters.

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UPDATE: Hey transfans! Do you like my Transformer humor, but can’t understand why I taint the rest of my gallery with filthy hyooman characters? I’ve opened up a NEW gallery that’s one-hundred percent robot rousings. Transformer jokes will still be uploaded to this gallery as well, so if you like my general jokes then there’s no reason to watch the other site. So if you’d like to follow along Optimus and gang thru transfunny misadventures, head on over to Cappitron!
[link]

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Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
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Come now, even the most diehard fan could question the perplexing decision of them picking vehicles that consist of almost forty percent glass.
Advanced beings you say, huh?

Glass in general is moronic on cars and trucks. Sure, Ford “fordified” the first vehicles with glass windshields, seeing as they probably got to top speeds of fifteen miles per hour. But now, with rocks ricocheting at sixty miles on the freeway…in fact, I’m sure DUST can shatter the crap quality glass in my car at such speeds. Why not plastic? Why not even saran wrap? I’d rather have to role that out than having shards of nuked sand explode into people’s faces when they get into an accident!

Heck, lemme go on a bazonkers tanget now. The bumpers on vehicles are also a waste of space. What’s the point of these things protecting your car when the slighted nudge causes the things to crumple like a strung-out model who didn’t eat her daily meal of a broccoli stem on half a Ritz cracker.
Do you know what’s in a bumper?
Styrofoam.
And shoddy American engineering.
And probably a dead baby seal.
What I’m trying to say is that their ingredients are baffling. Why aren’t these things made out of…oh I dunno…rubber, like BUMPER CARS, and then vehicles would have a chance of bouncing back unharmed.
-The “You’re Already Writing A Check That’ll Bounce Due To Ludicrous Car Maintenance!” Cappy

For the copycats: micron pigma pen 05, prismacolor markers, sharpie marker.
References: IDW’s ‘The Ark’ book, housing almost all the character sheets of the G1 characters.