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====================Cappy’s Random Rant
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Have you ever listened to a friend say “Man, I dunno why I always pick the wrong people to date.” And you listen with a sympathetic ear, because you just don’t have the heart to say “Actually, YOU’RE the wrong person!” No job? Nothing but complaints babble from your maw whenever it’s open? Limited social skills other than to be Buffalo Bill stalker-esque clingy? And your claim to fame is being the crazy drunk person at a party that’ll do anything on a dare? Well golly, that sounds like a wonderful wagon to hitch onto!
“Mommy, we’re hungry!”
“I know sweetie. Daddy’s trying his best to earn money by taking quarter dares to down a shot of powdered cinnamon…”
So in conclusion: Seriously, type in ‘ powdered cinnamon’ into Youtube! Watch how civilization’s future doesn’t realize that stuff absorbs moisture faster than that freeloader cousin when the pizza arrives.
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Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
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IS NOTHING FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD SACRED FROM THE SCOURGE THAT IS CAPPY? The little girl in you weeps “That movie inspired me to become an artist!” but the independent womyn you’ve become screams “Yeah! Snow White don’t need no sugar daddy!”
I was in the shower, which I guess is as good a time as any to think about Disney princess movies. I haven’t seen Snow White and Sleeping Beauty in, like, decades. But if I recall, weren’t the princes just kind of frolicking in the forest for no discernable reason? All of a sudden, they’re drawn by some internal GPS (global princessing system) to where the lulling ladies are.
Do they even know that these women are cursed, or do they just jump right into a sexual assault charge with every woman that has her eyes closed? Let a chick get a power nap, she’s cleaning up after seven midgets; those people can get into nooks and crannies like you wouldn’t believe. What kind of dude starts making out with an unconscious girl? That’s date rape broham, and daddy’s treasury can’t pay off the harsh sentencing of the fairytale judicial court circuit!
Prince: I removed the poison from your lips with a kiss!
Snow White: I guess I owe you my grati… Did…did you remove my bra?
Prince: It was a poison bra!
Random fun fact: I’m the kind of person that DVD special features are designed for. I watched the documentary on Snow White, and the blush on her celluloid cheeks is REAL makeup! Supposedly, Disney was concerned that painting on makeup would look silly, and a female animator suggested that they simply apply actual makeup to the drawings.
Disney scoffed “That means you plan on applying makeup to thousands of cels; can you honestly apply the stuff perfectly to each frame?”
The woman shot back “What do you think us ladies have been doing all these years?”
-The “And The Prince Lived In A 8x12’ Cell Ever After” Cappy
For the copycats: micron pigma pen 03 (linework), prismacolor markers, colored pencils, sharpie marker, uniball 207 gel pen.
References: Disney character website, Youtube clip of Snow White on her frickin’ horrid mausoleum.
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Comments: 50
I think it's less about Snow White not needing a man and more about...
Why should I marry you? Not only do I barely know who you are, I don't even know your name!
By the way, I think his name is Ferdinand.
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I think I enjoyed your rant more than the art. 
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YESSSS!!!!! that is totally awesome!
there's a good moral in this girls!!!
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I love anything that mocks how happy and sappy Disney is...so why have I never noticed this inside joke?
Brilliant man! Just brilliant! You got any other Disney stuff? This is funny as HELL!!
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Glad you enjoyed the picture. I'm pretty sure I have several doodles about Disney floating around in either my 'fanart' or 'anti-fanart' folder in my gallery. Here's just one I bumped into [link] if you find that one funny then have fun hunting down the rest in my gallery and let me know if they're worth a chuckle!
-The "Didn't They Say She Was Just In A Death-Like Sleep? So Did They Put Her In Adult Diapers Or Was There A Nightmarish Hole In The Glass Coffin To Handle Body Functions? Guess We Know How Prince Charming Found Out Her Location" Cappy
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Thanks man, that one was funny as hell!
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huh, reminds me of an NSFW version of sleeping beauty where the prince rapes her while she's asleep and she ends up having kids...all while asleep apparently
yeah, talk about body horror
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I feel I could have gone to my deathbed and had a fulfilled and content life not being aware of this.
-The "Prince Harming" Cappy
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Charming got OWNED.
Great comics you have here! Love your gallerey.
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And my gallery loves you.
-The "IT LOVES YOU LONG TIME!!" Cappy
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raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sexy!
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You... you should definitly be a comedian. Seriously.
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Or a comedian artist! Seriously I am!
-The "Both Pay Crap" Cappy
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The whole womyn thing always will bother me. It doesn't look like the statement the change is probably supposed to mean... It just looks uneducated. "I cant spell, can has rights?"
The poison bra defense is hilarious. I'm going to have to try using that the next time I screw up something that has nothing to do with it... Perhaps burning toast.
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In the original, not-Disney Sleeping Beauty, the Prince impregnated her, and she had a kid - while still asleep. I don't remember how she finally woke up, but I can't imagine what that musta been like.
So yeah... squick...
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I love it. You know, I never stopped to think as to how it happened that the prince showed up and knew to kiss Snow White. Hm, does this mean that the tooth fairy isn't real either?
Questioning childhood is both bad and good for the soul.
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Both a humorous picture and a interesting rant, clever very clever. I really like the mace idea, I think I'd probably done it with serena (sailor moon) and tuxedo mask...that be pretty darn funny, but not as funny as this. Kudos to you and your artwork. God Bless.
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She had it coming. She was wearing a tight coffin.
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I never really liked Snow White. As a 'wymn' I always thought she was a bit flakey. I mean, you'd think she would realize that her step mother was trying to kill her after the 3rd attempt in the same getup.
"Oh! Here's my step mother who's extremely jealous to the point of killing me, and has tried 2 times already. I'm going to say hello and eat her tasty apple!!"
Not very brilliant.
(and as always, your humor, rants and SKILLZ amaze me)
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And as always, your flattery supports childhood destruction like this!
-The "Time For That Childhood To Grow Up And Get A Job" Cappy
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Hahaha, this does make you think twice about disney princess characters. Shit, she carries around mace.
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That's actually really accurate. Probably the most accurate of all your pics (even Transformers). Of course, they are just heads.
Was it neccessary to tell us you were thinking about pretty princess cartoon women in the shower?
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No, it wasn't necessary, which is probably why I did. Gotta give da ladies something to think about while in the shower!
-The "Gonna Be Hard To Get Clean, Ladies" Cappy
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"Let a chick get a power nap, she’s cleaning up after seven midgets."
You've changed my leisurely napping life forever.
Excuses excuses.
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SHE CAN'T SAY NO AMIRITE?
-The "Doing It Groggy Style" Cappy
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Anne Rice retold the Snow White story in her Beauty trilogy, and that's exactly what happens with beauty (minus the mace).
THEN things go really batshit.
*cough* Not that I've read the series or anything....
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Was the prince an effeminate vampyre named Luscious who has a young strapping manservant who is ALWAYS by his side?
-The "Because, You Know, They're Doing It" Cappy
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aww she looks so vicious in the last panel...
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ALWAY BLAMING THE VICTIM HUH?!?!
-The "Her Snoring Means She Wanted It" Cappy
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Yea... one of my ex-boyfriends once did the "eat-a-tablespoon-full-of-cinnamon" thing. He also swallowed a raw egg.
He's now a computer programmer for Microsoft and lives in his own apartment in Seattle. Just goes to show ya even smart people can be stupid when they're dared to be.
Sleeping Beauty was my favorite when I was little, but yea... very passive, isn't she? "Oh, okay, I'll go touch the pointy thing gleaming with evil magic!" I read somewhere that that was (at the time) one of the most expensive movies ever created, because before they animated it, they had actors in costumes pantomime the whole thing so that the artists could get the right "look".
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XDDD Simply spectacular. I also happen to be the type of person for whom DVD special features were made. They totally complete my DVD experiece. I was pretty disappointed when the Transformers 07 movie disc I rented didn't have any special features in the least. TT-TT
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The special features that I paid five extra dollars for left something to be desired. Even Bay himself said he wished he was part of the features process because he thought the release was a joke.
-The "Maybe One Day We'll Get A 'Frank Welker Dub' Special Feature" Cappy
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Wow, you're a GOOD artist!
You don't just draw boxy Transformers!
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What, you don't think illustrating transforming boxes takes talent?!
-The "I See A Lot Of Boxes In Your Future" Cappy
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Nope, just your standard bloomer--oh. I see where you're going. I like this game plan.
-The "Quick Warp Boy, To The Lecher Mobile!" Cappy
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I miss the hand-drawn Disney flicks.
You can't place actual makeup on a CG rendering of a woman quite as easily as you can a cel. XD
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A mace is a medieval weapon!
-The “That’s Not…” Cappy
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freaking. hillarious. I like the picture, but the rant won me over haha. Good job.
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