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UPDATE: Hey transfans! Do you like my Transformer humor, but can’t understand why I taint the rest of my gallery with filthy hyooman characters? I’ve opened up a NEW gallery that’s one-hundred percent robot rousings. Transformer jokes will still be uploaded to this gallery as well, so if you like my general jokes then there’s no reason to watch the other site. So if you’d like to follow along Optimus and gang thru transfunny misadventures, head on over to Cappitron!cappitron.deviantart.com
Teletraan One Asks:
Locate the first set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Megatron, Optimus Prime, Jazz)
[link]
Locate the second set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Galvatron, Starscream, Ramjet)
[link]
Locate the third set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Bumblebee, Shockwave, Soundwave)
[link]
Locate the fourth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Shrapnel, Mirage, Thrust)
[link]
Locate the fifth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Ratchet, Inferno, Wheeljack)
[link]
Locate the sixth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Unicron, Rodimus, Spike)
[link]
Locate the seventh set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Prowl, Hound, Huffer)
[link]
Locate the eighth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Astrotrain, Cyclonus, Sunstreaker)
[link]
Locate the ninth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Red Alert, Cosmos, Dirge)
[link]
Oh, the fun ain’t over yet! Check the second season of my RomanceFormers sets to see if I can be even MORE offensive!
[link]
Help me destroy the new generation by checking out season three of my RomanceFormers as I obliterate the ‘Animated’ show
[link]
Oh, by all means, I’d be ecstatic to have you print these out and give ‘em to the ones you love…or hate. Cuz really, why else would you do that to their childhood?
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Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
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Mwaha! Surprise attack, mofos! I literally thought of these three cards in succession in the span of two minutes. Clearly all my artistic endeavors have lead me to my ultimate destiny of creating Transformer valentine cards; Moses heard the voice of God, I conjure pseudo perverted robo humor.
I see similarities.
I’ve attempted to keep this a theme: there will be a mature/immature joke in every set to boost the rating, because until DevArt allows guests to view our mature art of their own volition then it’s kinda pointless to have “set three” be the only visible deck. And this is the trifecta of tasteless humor. To answer your preemptive questions:
Because of his pincers, I had to move Shrapnel’s signature pretty low in the picture, making for a wonky format compared to the other cards. Upon looking for his color scheme, I was reminded that Shrapnel repeated every last word, and the duplicate word fit perfectly into the gap. So we should be very thankful for his unique, ahem, tick.
Mirage is holding panties. Remember, he himself stated “I’m a lover, not a fighter. …I also steal panties. I told you I had a problem Prime, why did you bring me to a fifty-percent female populated planet?”
And if you don’t get the final card, then you obviously haven’t been following my series! Check out the second set of cards. People commented that Thrust’s name would have made the innuendo ten times better than Ramjet. Let it not be said that Cappy doesn’t take criticism well. You gotta be quicker than Ramjet, Thrust.
In summation, the Insecti-conquest, Mirage’s possible criminalistic hobby, and if Thrust’s joke hadn’t failed get the mature stamp of disapproval.
-The “Ratchet’s Set Is Next. You Won’t Be Ready For It” Cappy
For the copycats: Micron Pigma pen 05 (linework), Prismacolor markers.
References: IDW’s “Transformers: The Ark” book (essential for character reference sheets), using Wikipedia to find specific episodes and watching YouTube for character color schemes.
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Comments: 26
LadyClassical [2014-07-17 22:21:03 +0000 UTC]
THRUST, he doesn't even need a line with that name!
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moshigal156 [2013-05-09 03:39:05 +0000 UTC]
*gasp* Mirage!!!! You perv!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY PANTIES!!!!!!
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EHSparkwoman [2012-09-07 14:32:02 +0000 UTC]
Thrust coulda said he ain't called that for nothing... But yeah Ramjet beat him to it!
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IndianaBlue [2008-03-21 15:35:03 +0000 UTC]
These are hilarious!
I made the mistake of reading them while teaching a lab and I literally had to bite my fist to keep from cracking up in front of my students. Oh, the classroom-inappropriateness.
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Mrcappy In reply to IndianaBlue [2008-03-21 18:33:23 +0000 UTC]
The day has come: Cappy has infiltrated the educational system. I’m so happy to know I almost got you reprimanded!
-The “Teaching The Kids To Program HTMLOL” Cappy
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kellroxursox [2008-02-23 20:30:18 +0000 UTC]
x3 lol, it took me too long to get mirages.
ratchets next?? xD dare i look? *click*
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Mrcappy In reply to kellroxursox [2008-02-23 23:50:40 +0000 UTC]
Oh but you did look! These things are like fandom car crashes: you know it'll destroy your childhood but you just gotta peek.
-The "It's A Twenty-Seven Autobot Pileup" Cappy
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Geliebter [2008-02-12 22:56:38 +0000 UTC]
I love your humour...
fjdlkf shrapnel is my absolute favourite out of these three, just because i can imagine him saying that. and it's hilarious.
mirage stealing panties kills me too, i'm sure he sings about it.
AND THRUST goes without saying!
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Mrcappy In reply to Geliebter [2008-02-13 02:55:29 +0000 UTC]
Panties!
They are so very scanty!
I like them a lot!
I like them cuz they touched your buuuuutt!
-The "You Never Said Mirage Was Talented At Song Writing" Cappy
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Geliebter In reply to Mrcappy [2008-02-13 04:11:30 +0000 UTC]
the image of him singing that like dean martin is absolutely...wonderful
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Valkyrie-5 [2008-02-08 18:33:54 +0000 UTC]
Oh Mirage, I'm with you there! And for Shrapnel.....does that mean he'll give you crabs?! O_o
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FinalSystemsCrash [2008-02-08 17:39:08 +0000 UTC]
This is more wondrous that I had initially expected: no lies. I have a very special love for the insecticons and Shrapnel made me wiggle my arms in a sort of glee that can only be described as ‘very disturbing’. I hope that you're happy.
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noodle3-d [2008-02-08 13:49:24 +0000 UTC]
Does he also steal socks? That'd solve the one sock missing from the pair mystery.
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Mrcappy In reply to noodle3-d [2008-02-08 17:28:01 +0000 UTC]
HEY NOW. It's one thing to call Cybertronians panty pilferers, but sock stealers is racially insensitive and we’ll have none of that hate mongering here! But if you wanna talk about them dirty Junkions, building products faster and for cheaper and willing to work for scraps… DEY TOOK URR JERBS!
-The “Spreading Tolerance Thru Ignorance” Cappy
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GwenithCoy [2008-02-08 13:23:50 +0000 UTC]
Very funny! Great humor that Thrust was too late on the joke!
And Mirage...
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Mrcappy In reply to GwenithCoy [2008-02-08 13:45:41 +0000 UTC]
Mirage says he's sorry and will return your pair later because HE WANTS TO, not because a court mandated it.
-The "Integrity" Cappy
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GwenithCoy In reply to Mrcappy [2008-02-09 18:40:11 +0000 UTC]
Well, isn't that just grand of him!
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Lylix [2008-02-08 09:23:51 +0000 UTC]
I never knew Mirage had a problem... but maybe that's where all those missing undergarments go! It makes so much more sense than like, a gremlin or troll.
And no muffins for you, those will be given upon the upload of the Wheeljack set. Thankfully my genius awesome muffins never go stale! Bwahaha!
But nice job, these were a hoot as always.
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Mrcappy In reply to Lylix [2008-02-08 09:38:13 +0000 UTC]
Oh, you'll choke on your muffins when you see Wheeljack...or should I say Wheeljacque!!
Because, you know, the French are known for being smooth...and...whatever, you know it'll be a hump joke.
-The "French: The Language Of Armor" Cappy
(Psst, it's all inked and needs coloring. If only I had the stamina to color it...I could have used a snack that had fiber and antioxidants in it, BUT NONE WERE AVAILABLE!)
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