HOME | DD

Published: 2008-02-03 22:29:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 11019; Favourites: 220; Downloads: 68
Redirect to original
Description
UPDATE: Hey transfans! Do you like my Transformer humor, but can’t understand why I taint the rest of my gallery with filthy hyooman characters? I’ve opened up a NEW gallery that’s one-hundred percent robot rousings. Transformer jokes will still be uploaded to this gallery as well, so if you like my general jokes then there’s no reason to watch the other site. So if you’d like to follow along Optimus and gang thru transfunny misadventures, head on over to Cappitron!cappitron.deviantart.com
Teletraan One Asks:
Locate the first set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Megatron, Optimus Prime, Jazz)
[link]
Locate the second set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Galvatron, Starscream, Ramjet)
[link]
Locate the third set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Bumblebee, Shockwave, Soundwave)
[link]
Locate the fourth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Shrapnel, Mirage, Thrust)
[link]
Locate the fifth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Ratchet, Inferno, Wheeljack)
[link]
Locate the sixth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Unicron, Rodimus, Spike)
[link]
Locate the seventh set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Prowl, Hound, Huffer)
[link]
Locate the eighth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Astrotrain, Cyclonus, Sunstreaker)
[link]
Locate the ninth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Red Alert, Cosmos, Dirge)
[link]
Oh, the fun ain’t over yet! Check the second season of my RomanceFormers sets to see if I can be even MORE offensive!
[link]
Help me destroy the new generation by checking out season three of my RomanceFormers as I obliterate the ‘Animated’ show
[link]
Oh, by all means, I’d be ecstatic to have you print these out and give ‘em to the ones you love…or hate. Cuz really, why else would you do that to their childhood?
====================
Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
====================
The original title for this was “Do Transfans Have Love Lives?”
I ran out of paper during the last batch of Transformers valentine cards. Man, I had forgotten the torture of what it’s like to have the urge to draw with no outlet. I was busy working on college assignments, so I literally called people up to pick up Bristol board (with sleek vellum finish!) to bring it over to me. I’m networking to bring this retarded crap to you people!
So there. I’m done. Forever. I mean it!
Aww, I can’t stay mad at you. Especially since you have a lazy eye and that thing is creeping me out! Truth be told, I’m having a blast with these. There will be five sets in the series. For this and the next set, I asked my art buddies and transfans alike to help me in selecting which Auto-buddy or Decepti-companion to help form relationships.
Wait…
RelationshipFormers cards. Hah! From now on that’s what these things are called. I’m retrofitting the titles now. Man I’m a genius.
So let’s see, was one of your faves picked?
Bumblebee: because I promised to include him. Look what I did with my promise! You’ll never trust men again! But in all fairness, that robot has some kissably luscious lips. If you haven’t seen my comic on why I don’t mind picking on the drama queen bee, click here [link]
Shockwave: because I was dared to come up with a joke that didn’t involve mentioning eyes or lack of a mouth. If curious if I had not been dared, it would have been “I only have eye for you.” If you’ve somehow forgotten, Shockwave was the only Decepticon left on Cybertron and never got to have fun on earth. If that eye could cry, it would.
Soundwave: because people seem to like him, so this was the best way to produce collateral damage to the fandom. You know, I can’t believe I had to worry whether people had forgotten what a ‘videotape’ was. So does Soundwave have the hidden ability to record video, or is it simply a play-on word of the tape format of yesteryear? People must know or they can’t enjoy comedy!! Fun fact: Didja know, Frank Welker (voice of Soundwave) said he originally attempted to give the character a soulful Barry White voice, and was shocked when they warped it in editing.
What Bumblebee’s willing to do with those lips, and Soundwave’s context for what a “ personal tape” or “home movie” is, makes me click on the mature box. Two more in the set. Trust me, these things get subsequently atrocious!
-The “Reminder: You Have Only Yourselves To Blame For These” Cappy
For the copycats: Micron Pigma pen 05 (linework), Prismacolor markers.
References: IDW’s “Transformers: The Ark” book (essential for character reference sheets), using Wikipedia to find specific episodes and watching YouTube for character color schemes.
Related content
Comments: 59
EHSparkwoman [2012-09-07 14:29:47 +0000 UTC]
<- for Shockwave. And appears that most of the mechs are sick minded...
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
MalchutTFJPYaoiLover [2012-07-23 20:38:59 +0000 UTC]
Soundwave, u r being just as scary as Grimlock, SS, and Ramjet.
"THE INTERNET IS FOR TF PORN!"
I TF Yaoi and TF Porn. Does that make me a pervert?
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
McArson [2010-05-11 02:54:07 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHA FGHFGFHFGH
This is incredible and you should feel incredible for making it.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
chaitea16 [2009-07-24 15:47:18 +0000 UTC]
I adore all of these so far but this entire set cracked me up the most
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Expellibox [2009-02-03 13:37:01 +0000 UTC]
Bumblebee? D:
I can hear my fangirl heart breaking...
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
SleepingVanilla [2008-04-28 23:33:30 +0000 UTC]
...I think that possibly makes Bumblebee even more awesome, personally.
Wow, I would give the Soundwave one to my Valentine!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
miraibaby [2008-02-14 21:46:31 +0000 UTC]
I'd love to learn what's on that "personal" tape of Soudwave's.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
sasoriza-chan [2008-02-05 02:45:41 +0000 UTC]
Awwww I always thought you were pretty Bumblebee!
Soundwave and Shockwave =
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mrcappy In reply to sasoriza-chan [2008-02-05 02:53:33 +0000 UTC]
I'm super happy people ended up liking Shockwave. Do you know how mind-stumping it is to convey emotion for a dude with no face? Answer: Body Language!
-The "Just Like Bumblebee And A Stripper Pole, Make The Customers BELIEVE You Want That Five!!" Cappy
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
sasoriza-chan In reply to Mrcappy [2008-02-05 18:40:23 +0000 UTC]
at that I think now all the most popular songs on the radio are about strippers and a girl doing stripper dances that leave even the rapers so shocked...Bumblebee was that you?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mrcappy In reply to sasoriza-chan [2008-02-07 10:19:22 +0000 UTC]
I think you mean "rappers". When it comes to that word, one letter off changes the whole context of the sentence!
STORY TIME:
We had a high school yearbook that listed dorky quotes we supposedly said under our photo. One of my friends told them that we was interested in computer technology, but also in being a rapper. The sentence read:
"I want to be a computer technician or a raper."
No girls signed his book that year.
-The "Baby, Com'mon, It's A Typo!" Cappy
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
sasoriza-chan In reply to Mrcappy [2008-02-07 21:56:32 +0000 UTC]
*looks again* OMGWTF!?! I'm (lol) sorry (giggle) I'm pretty bad at typeing to be honest (even tho I have been around computers all my life, bad eyes, wonky brain~) I'm just glad I'm not the only person ever to misspell that one.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
twisted-angel21 [2008-02-04 09:46:48 +0000 UTC]
Bumblebee's lips scare me. And that stupid Maybelline add won't get out of my head.
"Maybe he's born with it?"
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mrcappy In reply to twisted-angel21 [2008-02-04 09:58:41 +0000 UTC]
Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's a glitch in his programming during those awkward Teenformer years, maybe it's Maybelline!"
-The "Was Fired From Writing Commercial Jingles" Cappy
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
technofortomcats [2008-02-04 08:37:11 +0000 UTC]
I seriously love you. It's kinda wrong I've printed these out and stuck them on my noteboard at work....because I'm a sad lonely Transfan.
Along with the Decepti-conned comic above the Credit card terminals, because fraud is(nt) funny!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mrcappy In reply to technofortomcats [2008-02-04 09:43:54 +0000 UTC]
Warning: being fired from posting Cappy's material that is offensive and plain retarded to the senses of supervisors will not result in subsequent action taken up by the plaintiff to Cappy Corporation, its faculties, or share holders. It does, however, make you shine in a positive light with Cappy, who would be flattered if he were not a contrived mascot for a faceless corporation.
And I recently had a meeting where EDUCATED COLLEGE STUDENTS said they gave credit card info over the phone to a guy who said "I'm from your bank, we need to check your credit history so can you please provide us your password?"
-The "TM and (c) To Viacom Corp, Who Probably Own The Rights To God At This Point" Cappy
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
technofortomcats In reply to Mrcappy [2008-02-04 09:47:27 +0000 UTC]
I consider myself lucky then I'm surrounded by nerds at work. My job is souless, I need some patented Cappy humour to brighten my day and my co-workers agree. ;D
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Mrcappy In reply to Valkyrie-5 [2008-02-04 07:34:50 +0000 UTC]
You are my honorary 'awesome person of the day' just for making me read the word lolgasm and totally not being prepared to learn that term.
-The "The More You Know. ...The More Horrible I Get" Cappy
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mrcappy In reply to Ty-Chou [2008-02-04 04:53:23 +0000 UTC]
I'm bringing home my baby Bumblebee!
Won't my mommy be so proud of me?
Ouch!
He gave me herpes?!
That's what I get for grinding my baby Bumblebee...
-The "A Childhood Nursery Rhyme, Decimated" Cappy
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ty-Chou In reply to Mrcappy [2008-02-04 07:11:06 +0000 UTC]
Wow... just wow. You are fired from Nursery Rhymes now.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
TenorSaxLolita [2008-02-04 03:12:35 +0000 UTC]
Soundwave's voice has the possibility to make "personal" tapes much more interesting... and Shockwave's is just winnage. I ALMOST feel sorry for him.
Bee is such the attention whore, now that you mention it. I mean, pink interior?
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
GwenithCoy [2008-02-04 02:26:03 +0000 UTC]
Oh wow, these are great!! LOVE Shockwaves!!
But wait...no Prowl??
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mrcappy In reply to GwenithCoy [2008-02-04 05:16:26 +0000 UTC]
Aww, you shoulda spoke up! Lemme see, if I had to come up with Prowl, his card would be "You're under arrest...for statutory rape." Maybe if people give me two more Transformers I can consider a bonus set.
-The "Even On Valentine's Day Prowl Is All Business" Cappy
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
GwenithCoy In reply to Mrcappy [2008-02-04 05:20:07 +0000 UTC]
Thats funny!! Well , what about Sideswipe and Sunstreaker?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mrcappy In reply to GwenithCoy [2008-02-04 06:20:56 +0000 UTC]
Would you settle for Hound and Huffer? Now look what you did, I gotta do another set--I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!!
-The "Because I Am" Cappy
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
GwenithCoy In reply to Mrcappy [2008-02-04 06:36:46 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha, I am!! I'll settle for Hound and Huffer......a Huffer one should be interesting!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Lylix [2008-02-04 02:14:32 +0000 UTC]
XD Yes, Bumblebee is an attention whore. Who has in the most recent movie resorted to making his life a songfic even. I'm just surprised how similar his message is to the commercial one ("I'll prove I'm the best Valentine" I think), I guess even the marketing people think that Bumblebee needs validation. And I know, under Soundwave's mask is a big perverse grin.
I'm curious as to what you'll do with Ratchet though as his commercial card was so hilariously... country music/teenage fangirl, and I'm not sure if even you, the great Cappy, can top it.
But I'm sure Wheeljack will be a blast!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mrcappy In reply to Lylix [2008-02-04 05:10:29 +0000 UTC]
I can almost guarantee Ratchet's card will make people's jaws drop. You can't even comprehend the pun that'll make me press the mature button again.
You can't even comprehend.
YOU CAN'T.
-The "To Be Fair, Wheeljack's Gets The Mature Bump Too" Cappy
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Lylix In reply to Mrcappy [2008-02-06 00:35:39 +0000 UTC]
You shouldn't say that. I'm part of a crazy band of girls (and one guy) who has loud, highly inappropriate lunch conversations at an incredibly religious college. Speculation and low humor are our speciality.
I look forward to your next set though.
The muffins are getting impatient though, I suppose its in their nature.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Streakychan [2008-02-04 01:00:48 +0000 UTC]
These are at least ten times better than the lame Transformers Valentines Day cards I've found floating around at Target. In fact, Bee's Maybelline endorsement combined with everything that has to do with Shockwave in this picture compels me to favorite it.
And stop making fun of my lazy eye. D:<
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mrcappy In reply to Streakychan [2008-02-04 05:03:09 +0000 UTC]
Shouldn't that be
Stop making fun of my lazy eye. D;<
-The "This Emoticon Is Making Me Laugh As I Type This" Cappy
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Streakychan In reply to Mrcappy [2008-02-04 06:33:55 +0000 UTC]
I was under the impression that I made some kind of horribly embarrassing typo, and then I got the emoticon and I downright giggled.
By the way, if your description is true and you aren't a TOTAL LIAR, then I am very excited to see what Ratchet's card is going to say and I will probably get more fangirl squee all over your page, so sorry for the mess in advance.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mrcappy In reply to Streakychan [2008-02-04 07:31:28 +0000 UTC]
Your like of his card will be proportionate to your tolerance of me utterly decimating your " pure" image of him. But since you're my art buddy, chances are your sense of humor is just as broke as mine and you'll fall in love with the audacity.
-The "I Should Use The Word 'Audacity' More Often" Cappy
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Streakychan In reply to Mrcappy [2008-02-04 15:57:33 +0000 UTC]
That's fortunate, because my like of fan art is usually directly proportionate to how much fun is being made of the subject.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mrcappy In reply to Streakychan [2008-02-04 19:10:11 +0000 UTC]
Something tells me we're totally misrepresenting math and physics terminology.
-The " The Amount Of Ratchet Romance Fanfics Is Inversely Related To The Downward Slope Of Homoerotic Overtones" Cappy
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Streakychan In reply to Mrcappy [2008-02-04 19:29:06 +0000 UTC]
Probably. I'm a writer, I can't do math, anyway. Although that statement probably indicates that I'm totally for perpetuating stereotypes.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mrcappy In reply to Streakychan [2008-02-04 21:14:15 +0000 UTC]
If God wanted us to be good at math he wouldn't have invented calculators.
-The "Formulate A Rebuttal To THAT Argument, Math Nerds!" Cappy
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Taiya001 [2008-02-04 00:02:36 +0000 UTC]
omg lol lol lol soundy is best
xxx oh dear, scary thoght
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
| Next =>