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UPDATE: Hey transfans! Do you like my Transformer humor, but can’t understand why I taint the rest of my gallery with filthy hyooman characters? I’ve opened up a NEW gallery that’s one-hundred percent robot rousings. Transformer jokes will still be uploaded to this gallery as well, so if you like my general jokes then there’s no reason to watch the other site. So if you’d like to follow along Optimus and gang thru transfunny misadventures, head on over to Cappitron!
cappitron.deviantart.com

Teletraan One Asks:
Locate the first set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Megatron, Optimus Prime, Jazz)
[link]
Locate the second set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Galvatron, Starscream, Ramjet)
[link]
Locate the third set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Bumblebee, Shockwave, Soundwave)
[link]
Locate the fourth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Shrapnel, Mirage, Thrust)
[link]
Locate the fifth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Ratchet, Inferno, Wheeljack)
[link]
Locate the sixth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Unicron, Rodimus, Spike)
[link]
Locate the seventh set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Prowl, Hound, Huffer)
[link]
Locate the eighth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Astrotrain, Cyclonus, Sunstreaker)
[link]
Locate the ninth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Red Alert, Cosmos, Dirge)
[link]

Oh, the fun ain’t over yet! Check the second season of my RomanceFormers sets to see if I can be even MORE offensive!
[link]

Help me destroy the new generation by checking out season three of my RomanceFormers as I obliterate the ‘Animated’ show
[link]

Oh, by all means, I’d be ecstatic to have you print these out and give ‘em to the ones you love…or hate. Cuz really, why else would you do that to their childhood?

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Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
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HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!
Well, not the official holiday…I guess I COULD pull ‘em off and wait until—hmm? What’s that? Yeah, I thought so. I originally planned to hold off and upload them on V Day, but I get super antsy when I have art to upload…and ain’t my art buddies worth getting their gift early? Besides, you probably watch so many artists that by the time you get to my submission, it’ll be Valentine’s Day. So…
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!

If you’re curious as to how my brain works, check this: gander at the title, I’ve put the maximum characters allowed for DevArt’s submission titles; I figured I might as well go all the way to nine submissions, seeing as there’s no room for ten. In some super strand of autistic thinking, my brain thought it cool to fart two more pictures simply because I have the room to. Do not question the brain! Because I sure don’t.

And you know these are the special limited edition cards, because of their sleek foil background! And by foil background, I mean my fumbled attempt to make a foil looking background with my junky markers. Here’s some advice: if you ever manage to publish your work, make sure your cover is either foil, reflective, or shiny. People are like packrats; my high school class took a trip to see a trade show where companies had displays of their products. All the guys honed in on one specific booth: faucets. It was shiny, that’s all that mattered. That’s some profitable advice, I should be a consultant!

Astrotrain: GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO CHANGE…THREE TIMES BECAUSE HE’S A TRIPPLE-CHANGER LOL!!!1!!!!11 Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. There won’t be a third time, because that third form is pretty sweet. He’s gotta have at least one version of himself that rocks your world. Truth be told, as opposed to me lying all the time, Blitzwing is a little higher on my badassitude list, but I think his head looked too similar to my Shrapnel doodle. Albeit, I find it unintentionally hilarious if you focus on the squeaky pitched voice that overlays Astrotrain’s normal voice.

I’m pretty sure Choo-Choo-Tron was the most lambasted Transformer by fans because of size inconsistency issues. I agree, how can you appreciate the realism of evil cartoon robots detonating the planet they’re on if one of them isn’t drawn to scale.
THE ILLUSION IS SHATTERED!

Astrotrain is one of the few toys I can distinctly remember myself owning as a kid, along with Beachcomber, Seaspray, Action Master Shockwave, Wheelie, G1 Optimus Prime, and Powermaster Optimus Prime. Wow…I had a pretty crappy collection…

Cyclonus: I have an appreciation for loyal baddies. I think it makes it far more interesting to watch the enemy dynamic when it isn’t full of stereotypical stab-you-in-the-back clichéd lackeys. Cyclonus also had a way too professional voice for cartoon work, which made me think of him as a competent advisor.
But that didn’t stop me from sullying his reputation.
I think BECAUSE of my belief in his intelligence, there’s something either very tragic or excessively masochistic to staying loyal to an abusive leader.

I have a bucketful of paranoia now that I have “ballgag” in my google image browser history. I’m not sure how believable “because I’m drawing Transformer art!” is as an excuse. To go off on a tangent, I have always been standoffish on bondage. I think my feeling is best conveyed by paraphrasing a comedian. “I don’t trust ANYBODY enough to tie me up. You put whipped cream all over my body, an hour later you’re in a diabetic coma and army ants have made base in my navel. And even if you somehow manage to talk me into it, I’d still have my best friend in the closet with a bat who’ll come out swinging when I yell the phrase ‘DANGER BANANA!’”

Sunstreaker: another Autobot, along with Wheeljack, notable for his ‘ears’. Sunstreaker was teeth grindingly narcissistic, and yet he still managed to swoon an entire generation of kids into thinking he was cool. That’s some madd manipulation skillz there, yo.

Oh, your surprise is only half over. Check out the final-final set!
-The “Just Like In Videogames, The Final Set Really Wasn’t The FINAL Set” Cappy

For the copycats: Micron Pigma pen 05 (linework), Prismacolor markers.
References: IDW’s “Transformers: The Ark” book (essential for character reference sheets), using Wikipedia to find specific episodes and watching YouTube for character color schemes.

Description
UPDATE: Hey transfans! Do you like my Transformer humor, but can’t understand why I taint the rest of my gallery with filthy hyooman characters? I’ve opened up a NEW gallery that’s one-hundred percent robot rousings. Transformer jokes will still be uploaded to this gallery as well, so if you like my general jokes then there’s no reason to watch the other site. So if you’d like to follow along Optimus and gang thru transfunny misadventures, head on over to Cappitron!
cappitron.deviantart.com

Teletraan One Asks:
Locate the first set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Megatron, Optimus Prime, Jazz)
[link]
Locate the second set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Galvatron, Starscream, Ramjet)
[link]
Locate the third set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Bumblebee, Shockwave, Soundwave)
[link]
Locate the fourth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Shrapnel, Mirage, Thrust)
[link]
Locate the fifth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Ratchet, Inferno, Wheeljack)
[link]
Locate the sixth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Unicron, Rodimus, Spike)
[link]
Locate the seventh set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Prowl, Hound, Huffer)
[link]
Locate the eighth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Astrotrain, Cyclonus, Sunstreaker)
[link]
Locate the ninth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Red Alert, Cosmos, Dirge)
[link]

Oh, the fun ain’t over yet! Check the second season of my RomanceFormers sets to see if I can be even MORE offensive!
[link]

Help me destroy the new generation by checking out season three of my RomanceFormers as I obliterate the ‘Animated’ show
[link]

Oh, by all means, I’d be ecstatic to have you print these out and give ‘em to the ones you love…or hate. Cuz really, why else would you do that to their childhood?

====================
Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
====================
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!
Well, not the official holiday…I guess I COULD pull ‘em off and wait until—hmm? What’s that? Yeah, I thought so. I originally planned to hold off and upload them on V Day, but I get super antsy when I have art to upload…and ain’t my art buddies worth getting their gift early? Besides, you probably watch so many artists that by the time you get to my submission, it’ll be Valentine’s Day. So…
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!

If you’re curious as to how my brain works, check this: gander at the title, I’ve put the maximum characters allowed for DevArt’s submission titles; I figured I might as well go all the way to nine submissions, seeing as there’s no room for ten. In some super strand of autistic thinking, my brain thought it cool to fart two more pictures simply because I have the room to. Do not question the brain! Because I sure don’t.

And you know these are the special limited edition cards, because of their sleek foil background! And by foil background, I mean my fumbled attempt to make a foil looking background with my junky markers. Here’s some advice: if you ever manage to publish your work, make sure your cover is either foil, reflective, or shiny. People are like packrats; my high school class took a trip to see a trade show where companies had displays of their products. All the guys honed in on one specific booth: faucets. It was shiny, that’s all that mattered. That’s some profitable advice, I should be a consultant!

Astrotrain: GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO CHANGE…THREE TIMES BECAUSE HE’S A TRIPPLE-CHANGER LOL!!!1!!!!11 Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. There won’t be a third time, because that third form is pretty sweet. He’s gotta have at least one version of himself that rocks your world. Truth be told, as opposed to me lying all the time, Blitzwing is a little higher on my badassitude list, but I think his head looked too similar to my Shrapnel doodle. Albeit, I find it unintentionally hilarious if you focus on the squeaky pitched voice that overlays Astrotrain’s normal voice.

I’m pretty sure Choo-Choo-Tron was the most lambasted Transformer by fans because of size inconsistency issues. I agree, how can you appreciate the realism of evil cartoon robots detonating the planet they’re on if one of them isn’t drawn to scale.
THE ILLUSION IS SHATTERED!

Astrotrain is one of the few toys I can distinctly remember myself owning as a kid, along with Beachcomber, Seaspray, Action Master Shockwave, Wheelie, G1 Optimus Prime, and Powermaster Optimus Prime. Wow…I had a pretty crappy collection…

Cyclonus: I have an appreciation for loyal baddies. I think it makes it far more interesting to watch the enemy dynamic when it isn’t full of stereotypical stab-you-in-the-back clichéd lackeys. Cyclonus also had a way too professional voice for cartoon work, which made me think of him as a competent advisor.
But that didn’t stop me from sullying his reputation.
I think BECAUSE of my belief in his intelligence, there’s something either very tragic or excessively masochistic to staying loyal to an abusive leader.

I have a bucketful of paranoia now that I have “ballgag” in my google image browser history. I’m not sure how believable “because I’m drawing Transformer art!” is as an excuse. To go off on a tangent, I have always been standoffish on bondage. I think my feeling is best conveyed by paraphrasing a comedian. “I don’t trust ANYBODY enough to tie me up. You put whipped cream all over my body, an hour later you’re in a diabetic coma and army ants have made base in my navel. And even if you somehow manage to talk me into it, I’d still have my best friend in the closet with a bat who’ll come out swinging when I yell the phrase ‘DANGER BANANA!’”

Sunstreaker: another Autobot, along with Wheeljack, notable for his ‘ears’. Sunstreaker was teeth grindingly narcissistic, and yet he still managed to swoon an entire generation of kids into thinking he was cool. That’s some madd manipulation skillz there, yo.

Oh, your surprise is only half over. Check out the final-final set!
-The “Just Like In Videogames, The Final Set Really Wasn’t The FINAL Set” Cappy

For the copycats: Micron Pigma pen 05 (linework), Prismacolor markers.
References: IDW’s “Transformers: The Ark” book (essential for character reference sheets), using Wikipedia to find specific episodes and watching YouTube for character color schemes.