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So…Flames came across the Quantum car ad while browsing “SAMUELS-SCAMS.COM” (not a real website, don’t look it up) also while jamming to this awesome tune: youtu.be/KiKsZl8x1mI (not sponsored) then proceeded to show this Quantum car ad to her best friend Torch, then they both decided to buy the car. But since it cost 10.25$ + and eyeball, Torch (being a fucking dumbass) decided to tear out his own eyeball, and combine Flames 10.25$ to buy this stupid car.

Gerry found this out and scolded Flames and Torch (despite not being their parent) and asked them “why the fuck did you buy a cool looking car if you were going to tear out your own eyeball??”. Of course they replied “cuz we wanted a cool car!!”.

soon after the current events that happened, the car arrived out of nowhere, not even having a mailman in the car, wowzers. So Flames and Torch admired the car, while Gerry scolded the car (how the fuck do you scold a car??). Then the three dumbasses decided to take the car for a spin….

and the “taking it for a spin” was actually very chaotic and they ran into another person who was stuck in the Quantum car portal (some dumb portal that speeds up time or something) but they drove past the person since neither of them gave a shit and assumed it was “some weird portal bullshit or something idk it’s a car from a scamming website that’s probably from another dimension”.

to be continued…idfk…

Description
So…Flames came across the Quantum car ad while browsing “SAMUELS-SCAMS.COM” (not a real website, don’t look it up) also while jamming to this awesome tune: youtu.be/KiKsZl8x1mI (not sponsored) then proceeded to show this Quantum car ad to her best friend Torch, then they both decided to buy the car. But since it cost 10.25$ + and eyeball, Torch (being a fucking dumbass) decided to tear out his own eyeball, and combine Flames 10.25$ to buy this stupid car.

Gerry found this out and scolded Flames and Torch (despite not being their parent) and asked them “why the fuck did you buy a cool looking car if you were going to tear out your own eyeball??”. Of course they replied “cuz we wanted a cool car!!”.

soon after the current events that happened, the car arrived out of nowhere, not even having a mailman in the car, wowzers. So Flames and Torch admired the car, while Gerry scolded the car (how the fuck do you scold a car??). Then the three dumbasses decided to take the car for a spin….

and the “taking it for a spin” was actually very chaotic and they ran into another person who was stuck in the Quantum car portal (some dumb portal that speeds up time or something) but they drove past the person since neither of them gave a shit and assumed it was “some weird portal bullshit or something idk it’s a car from a scamming website that’s probably from another dimension”.

to be continued…idfk…