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The strangest commission I've ever got.
Pfft--
Like seriously.
This is some funny shit man. I have no idea.

He was utterly in love with her. It was the blossoming of a love filled romance between...

Two potatoes.

They lay together in the packet, whispering sweet nothings into eachother's ears. There were also other potatoes there, but they paid them no attention. To them.... They were alone with each other. Just the two of them.

But their situation wasnt exactly the best. What had once been a date in the fields, had somehow came to this. They were hostages. Doitsu the potato, and [Your Name], the potato, were in a grave situation. They held onto eachother like a life line, wanting nothing more than to just go home. They wished to rip out of the packet, and walk back to their field and continue their lives as normal.

But alas... Potatoes have no hands or legs.

And suddenly, the packet was ripped open. Giant fingers plunged into the bag, picking up some of the other victims of this horrible crime. Doitsu the potato held onto his wife, holding tightly as she cried onto his rough skin.

But it was his turn. Doitsu was torn away from his lover, screaming at the top of his potato lungs. She screamed after him, but could not move a muscle. She could not grab onto him and pull her potato back.

For he was already gone.

And for the next five minutes or so, his screams echoed throughout the entire room, accompanied by a soft 'splat' everynow and then. But eventually... All was quiet.
He had became mashed potato.

He died an honourable, but brutal death.