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Imagine an alternate story, a story where Peridot became the soul survivor of a doomed universe. And she became soul survivor just after she failed to make amends with Lapis Lazuli. Now with the unlikely aid of an ancient entity named Sir Peccatori, Peridot must find a way to get back that lost universe that was destroyed by an evil Gary-Stu, so that she can have a second chance to apologize to her former informant.

Story
A tape recorder... drifting across the emptiness of the SU Multiverse, with a stamp that says “NO CRITIQUE DESIRED” written on it... and sealed away inside it, was not a cassette, but a green triangular gemstone...

Suddenly, the surroundings turned a dull brownish red, and from the abyss, a gigantic mammalian beast ascends! Atop of this beast, stood a rather short and robust man, only around 5 feet tall, with a pale face with black eyeliner and crimson eyes. His condition was critical, as if he survived an apocaliptic war, with serious injuries so bad he wouldn’t stop bleeding from the mouth. He caught the tape recorder, and with his steed he headed down to a bleak and desolate looking chunk of dirt, with dead grass covering the top.

On that platform, the man rips off the anti-critique stamp before openening the lid of the recorder. Expecting to find out what is inside, he pulled out a heavily cracked green gem that bleeds a strange liquid. The human then uses mystic powers to restore that gem, and that gem magically begins to take form. It took the form of a small, crippled, green humanoid woman.

The small being frantically looks around, as if she had been brutilized by a vicious carnivorous beast, until she looks up and sees the human who had freed her.

The strange human then speaks “Peridot... your name is Peridot, or more precisely, Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG.”

Peridot, trembling in trauma from what she was trapped in, as well as shocked to hear this complete stranger know of her name, also speaks “Wh-Who are you!?...”

And the entity answers “I am Sir Peccatori, the lord of... the former lord of Damnation.”

Peridot then tried to calm herself down to take her time looking around more carefully. “W-Where are we?”

Pec lowered his hand to the ground to pull up some dried up dirt “...We’re on Earth... Whatever is left of it that I could revive and salvage from the non-existence...”

Horrified to hear such a confirmation, despite all her efforts to try and save the planet she only began to adjust to, Peridot demanded “Who destroyed this planet!?”

Sir Peccatori let out a sigh, before answering “You mean the universe this planet once resided in? Most likely the same bastard who violated damnation and struck me down from my prime into this pittiful state you are now looking at... Most likely the same bastard who stuffed you into that tape recorder and trashed your entire universe into oblivion, out of boredom after finishing his ritual... If he had not told you before, his name is Admiral Narcissist Judgement, The Gary-Stu...”

Only vaguely having horrifying flashbacks of a dark entity, Peridot quivers in trauma of that name and title. Her memories soon return to her. “I-All I wanted to do was make friends with Lazuli!”

Peccatori: “Hmm, a simple ambition, did you succeed?”

Peridot: “She refused to be my friend!”

Pec then squinted his eyes, kneeled down to Peridot’s height, as if he was looking into her soul “Why?”

“She said that I used her like everyone else did while dragging her back to Earth!” Peridot backed away from Pec, despite him not showing any signs of intimidation. Pec, raised an eyebrow in confusion “She was tired of falling prey to one of the seven deadly sins? Your species’ ability over fusion does lead to all of those sins in many ways.”

Peridot, not understanding what Pec meant, corrected him “I was heading to Earth and I needed an informant. The Diamonds offered me Lapis Lazuli to inform me. Sure, I interrogated her in a cell for the Gem Empire in the past, but that doesn’t matter anymore, I put all of my past behind me! I-”

Pec raised his voice, this time showing signs of intimidation “You swept under the rug your interrogation upon a helpless subdued prisoner!? And from what I heard, you were from an imperial dictatorship society! In other words, you TORTURED the information out of that Lapis Lazuli? That’s the deadly sin of Pride, Envy and Wrath you’re trying to hide!” Pec started to bare his teeth, that were filed amateurishly to look carnivorous!

Peridot: “I’m not like that anymore, I changed, I’m different now!”

Peccatori: “And then the next moment Lapis Lazuli confronts you, you proudly expect your former torture victim to immediately befriend you, after what you did to her!?”

“I-I-I gave her an apology letter, telling her that info she gave me was so useful, I told her it was a sincere compliment, I originally thought she would have been impressed by me back when we headed for Earth!” Peridot tried to make excuses, frightened of what Pec May be capable of if she keeps dismaying him!

“And you expected her to pat you on the back for your heinous crime!?” Pec has now become dumbfounded upon such ludicrous methods of cobbling up amends to such grievous crimes.

Peridot: “I gave her a pool to use her water powers on, but she told me it reminded her of the time she was trapped with Jasper in the bottom of the ocean-“

Pec is now rubbing his eyebrows upon hearing such lunacy “Oh for the love of-You gave Lazuli a painful reminder of when she was lashing out with all her power against Jasper, whom the latter wanted to out-muscle Lapis and then use Lazuli as a weapon, like a Tyrant wielding a relic of power to use against his/her enemies!”

Peridot had tripped and is now crawling on the ground from Pec, as if someone chopped her limbs off, as she was so terrified of Pec for her failures to excuse herself “I even gave her my tape-recorder! I told her it made me feel better and I thought it would help her too... but she CRUSHED it in her hand and called it garbage, as if she were trapped in a tape-recorder once too!”

“That mirror Lazuli was trapped in functioned just like a fucking tape-recorder, forcing her to repeat what her captors demand of her like a bloody Parrot!” Pec shouted at Peridot, growing more and more weary of such ridiculous attempts of hers to befriend a former victim!

Peridot “I... I didn’t know that...”

“What, you never thought about ruthlessly torturing the information out of Lazuli to have her confess to you about her suffering, when you interrogated her back in the Gem warship!?” Peccatori answered to Peridot in a rather stern tone. “You carelessly shoved aside the mortal sins you failed to repent! No wonder I recovered you here in the Inferno instead of Jeanne D’ark salvaging you in Paradise!“

“What in the stars is an “Inferno” supposed to mean!?” For Peridot knew not of Heaven and Hell.

“You have fallen into a realm of suffering and punishment for your dire sins, as opposed to rise to a realm of serenity and rewards for your virtues.” Pec elaborated.

Peridot: “...WHAT!? But I helped saved the Earth! I turned against my superiors! I became a Crystal Gem!”

Sir Peccatori: “And those deeds would have brought you there if you also made amends to your issues properly with Lapis. Not to mention Lazuli never even saw you do such deeds, it’s like she felt as if you were lying!”

Peridot: “Wait, I’m starting to remember now... that giant grey abomination... He already condemned me-“

Pec was enraged hearing the mention “I WILL NOT LET THAT ASSHAT OF AN OVERPOWERED SHIT-FACE STEAL MY POSITION AS THE JUDGE OVER ALL DAMNATION AND THEN BASTARDIZE THAT POSITION WITH OVERKILL PUNISHMENTS!”

Peridot was quivering, not knowing what else to say to pardon herself before Peccatori, she was so close to the edge of what was left of Earth, that she was about to accidentally fall off into space!

However, Peccatori cools down, he ironically helps Peridot up, and resumes his issues “Look, I do not intend to be as merciless as my avatar ancestors before me, let alone the Gary-Stu. And unlike Lapis, I will give you as many chances as I can until you earned your salvation again.”

“Wait! What happened to Lazuli!?” Peridot asked.

“After he used her as an execution machine upon you, the Gary-Stu literally converted her into disposable Fire-Wall Armor against his enemies. If only I was able to recover myself after failing to protect your universe from the Gary-Stu sooner, I could have saved Lapis Lazuli as well.” Peccatori said to Peridot with a solom look on his face, as he placed onto Peridot’s hands a small pile of blue dust.

With her eyes beginning to water, Peridot knew immediately who this once was! “Why did he sentence me to exectution for Lazuli, only to then have her shattered as well!?”

“He was using Lapis’ suffering as an excuse to justify and glorify his sadism, when manipulating her to carry out his act of violence upon you, Peridot.” Pec replied.

“...What about the Crystal Gems!? What about Steven!?” Peridot cried.

“The Crystal Gems were exterminated like pestilence when they arrived too late to save you, he couldn’t care less about them. Your Steven Universe, on the other hand, was forced to carry out the same commands, after the Gary-Stu resurrected Pink Diamond to fulfill the same prophecy...That and ANJ wanted the gem of Steven’s mother so that he could ram a spiked nail through it along with Blue, Yellow and White Diamond, just to make himself a necklace...“ answered Peccatori.

The revelation of Pink Diamond being Steven’s mother, if revealed in any average condition, would have once baffled Peridot, and fill her mind with so many questions. Yet in this state, Peridot could not care any less, now that everyone she once loved are in oblivion. Peccatori then concluded “You are the soul survivor of your deceased universe, simply because The Gary-Stu thought it would be amusing to have you suffer damnation reflecting the way Lapis once suffered.”

Sobbing in tears before, Peridot slowly changed from depression to rage upon hearing and seeing everything that is bullshit about the Gary-Stu “... He will pay... That bastard will pay for what he did to us.... I will make that fucking Gary-Stu SUFFER FOR WHAT HE DID TO US!”

“Bastard? I guess Clod is a compliment to him.” Peccatori assumed.

This only pissed off Peridot even more “SHUT UP YOU FREAK! IS ALL THIS NOTHING BUT A SICK JOKE TO YOU!?”

“The fucking Gary-Stu IS nothing but a sick joke to me!” Peccatori shouted in response “He is the catalyst to my own suffering! He was the one responsible for murdering my mother and my rightful father! He was the one responsible for infecting my avater ancestors with a demon lord named Vice as a false father! He is the one responsible for my avater ancestor’s rampage across entire dimensions! He is the one responsible for having a corrupt creator deity named Provisor, assassinate Vice to rob his evil essence and waged war against me and my fellow current avatars over Hell itself! And he did all that for the same reasons he violated you! FOR FUCKING HEROISM!”

Pec’s temper cools down and backs away a bit, as he had unintentionally frightened Peridot, who is now trembling before him again “... I apologize... It’s just that his motivations for his atrocities beyond damnation are so fucking stupid, it’s like an unfunny twisted form of stage comedy to me, where only he alone laughs his ass off at his own jokes, while his audience try in vain not to puke in horror!”

Pec takes a moment for Peridot to recover after being intimidated by the rant, before Pec tells her “There is a way you can force Admiral Narcissist Judgement to undo everything he had committed.”

“HOW!” Screamed Peridot furiously “HOW THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT!? THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!? DOES THAT “GARY-STU” EVEN HAVE A WEAKNESS!? AND IF SO, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF WEAKNES IS IT!?”

And Sir Peccatori answered but a single word... “...Criticism!...”

Peridot: “...HOW IS CRITICISM HIS WEAKNESS!?!?!?”

Peccatori: “ANJ’s omnipotence is fueled by self-praise, glorifying his sick atrocities, much like how you glorified your atrocity on Lapis. Yet when others criticize him for his bullshit, he will loose his omnipotence. Yet for those he has already vanquished before they even had a chance to criticize him, it is a nigh-impossible uphill war to utilize criticism to its fullest, especially the vanquished who refuses to accept criticism themselves.”

Peridot: “Did you really have to compare what I did to what he did!?”

Peccatori: “For the vanquished, such as ourselves, we need to accept the criticism on our faults. We must earn the pardon from those we have harmed. And then all together, we will earn the Power we desperately need to make Admiral Narcissist Judgement regret his faults.”

Peridot: “And then what!? That won’t bring back what he took from us-“

Peccatori: “But that’s the thing Peridot. A Gary-Stu can do everything. If we bring him under the Will of the Trolls, the sacred power of criticism that will bring ANJ under its control, we’ll force him to undo all that he had claimed for himself.”

A great fire within Peridot’s heart began to burn with a passion for justice “He took away our freedom! He took away our homes! He took away our loved ones! He took away our worlds! Admiral Narcissist Judgement took away everything from us!...”

Feeling empathy for the broken gem, Peccatori placed his hand on Peridot’s shoulder “And we will do everything we can, whatever it takes to force that damn, godforsaken Gary-Stu to yield and make him give back everything he took from us!”

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Description
Imagine an alternate story, a story where Peridot became the soul survivor of a doomed universe. And she became soul survivor just after she failed to make amends with Lapis Lazuli. Now with the unlikely aid of an ancient entity named Sir Peccatori, Peridot must find a way to get back that lost universe that was destroyed by an evil Gary-Stu, so that she can have a second chance to apologize to her former informant.

Story
A tape recorder... drifting across the emptiness of the SU Multiverse, with a stamp that says “NO CRITIQUE DESIRED” written on it... and sealed away inside it, was not a cassette, but a green triangular gemstone...

Suddenly, the surroundings turned a dull brownish red, and from the abyss, a gigantic mammalian beast ascends! Atop of this beast, stood a rather short and robust man, only around 5 feet tall, with a pale face with black eyeliner and crimson eyes. His condition was critical, as if he survived an apocaliptic war, with serious injuries so bad he wouldn’t stop bleeding from the mouth. He caught the tape recorder, and with his steed he headed down to a bleak and desolate looking chunk of dirt, with dead grass covering the top.

On that platform, the man rips off the anti-critique stamp before openening the lid of the recorder. Expecting to find out what is inside, he pulled out a heavily cracked green gem that bleeds a strange liquid. The human then uses mystic powers to restore that gem, and that gem magically begins to take form. It took the form of a small, crippled, green humanoid woman.

The small being frantically looks around, as if she had been brutilized by a vicious carnivorous beast, until she looks up and sees the human who had freed her.

The strange human then speaks “Peridot... your name is Peridot, or more precisely, Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG.”

Peridot, trembling in trauma from what she was trapped in, as well as shocked to hear this complete stranger know of her name, also speaks “Wh-Who are you!?...”

And the entity answers “I am Sir Peccatori, the lord of... the former lord of Damnation.”

Peridot then tried to calm herself down to take her time looking around more carefully. “W-Where are we?”

Pec lowered his hand to the ground to pull up some dried up dirt “...We’re on Earth... Whatever is left of it that I could revive and salvage from the non-existence...”

Horrified to hear such a confirmation, despite all her efforts to try and save the planet she only began to adjust to, Peridot demanded “Who destroyed this planet!?”

Sir Peccatori let out a sigh, before answering “You mean the universe this planet once resided in? Most likely the same bastard who violated damnation and struck me down from my prime into this pittiful state you are now looking at... Most likely the same bastard who stuffed you into that tape recorder and trashed your entire universe into oblivion, out of boredom after finishing his ritual... If he had not told you before, his name is Admiral Narcissist Judgement, The Gary-Stu...”

Only vaguely having horrifying flashbacks of a dark entity, Peridot quivers in trauma of that name and title. Her memories soon return to her. “I-All I wanted to do was make friends with Lazuli!”

Peccatori: “Hmm, a simple ambition, did you succeed?”

Peridot: “She refused to be my friend!”

Pec then squinted his eyes, kneeled down to Peridot’s height, as if he was looking into her soul “Why?”

“She said that I used her like everyone else did while dragging her back to Earth!” Peridot backed away from Pec, despite him not showing any signs of intimidation. Pec, raised an eyebrow in confusion “She was tired of falling prey to one of the seven deadly sins? Your species’ ability over fusion does lead to all of those sins in many ways.”

Peridot, not understanding what Pec meant, corrected him “I was heading to Earth and I needed an informant. The Diamonds offered me Lapis Lazuli to inform me. Sure, I interrogated her in a cell for the Gem Empire in the past, but that doesn’t matter anymore, I put all of my past behind me! I-”

Pec raised his voice, this time showing signs of intimidation “You swept under the rug your interrogation upon a helpless subdued prisoner!? And from what I heard, you were from an imperial dictatorship society! In other words, you TORTURED the information out of that Lapis Lazuli? That’s the deadly sin of Pride, Envy and Wrath you’re trying to hide!” Pec started to bare his teeth, that were filed amateurishly to look carnivorous!

Peridot: “I’m not like that anymore, I changed, I’m different now!”

Peccatori: “And then the next moment Lapis Lazuli confronts you, you proudly expect your former torture victim to immediately befriend you, after what you did to her!?”

“I-I-I gave her an apology letter, telling her that info she gave me was so useful, I told her it was a sincere compliment, I originally thought she would have been impressed by me back when we headed for Earth!” Peridot tried to make excuses, frightened of what Pec May be capable of if she keeps dismaying him!

“And you expected her to pat you on the back for your heinous crime!?” Pec has now become dumbfounded upon such ludicrous methods of cobbling up amends to such grievous crimes.

Peridot: “I gave her a pool to use her water powers on, but she told me it reminded her of the time she was trapped with Jasper in the bottom of the ocean-“

Pec is now rubbing his eyebrows upon hearing such lunacy “Oh for the love of-You gave Lazuli a painful reminder of when she was lashing out with all her power against Jasper, whom the latter wanted to out-muscle Lapis and then use Lazuli as a weapon, like a Tyrant wielding a relic of power to use against his/her enemies!”

Peridot had tripped and is now crawling on the ground from Pec, as if someone chopped her limbs off, as she was so terrified of Pec for her failures to excuse herself “I even gave her my tape-recorder! I told her it made me feel better and I thought it would help her too... but she CRUSHED it in her hand and called it garbage, as if she were trapped in a tape-recorder once too!”

“That mirror Lazuli was trapped in functioned just like a fucking tape-recorder, forcing her to repeat what her captors demand of her like a bloody Parrot!” Pec shouted at Peridot, growing more and more weary of such ridiculous attempts of hers to befriend a former victim!

Peridot “I... I didn’t know that...”

“What, you never thought about ruthlessly torturing the information out of Lazuli to have her confess to you about her suffering, when you interrogated her back in the Gem warship!?” Peccatori answered to Peridot in a rather stern tone. “You carelessly shoved aside the mortal sins you failed to repent! No wonder I recovered you here in the Inferno instead of Jeanne D’ark salvaging you in Paradise!“

“What in the stars is an “Inferno” supposed to mean!?” For Peridot knew not of Heaven and Hell.

“You have fallen into a realm of suffering and punishment for your dire sins, as opposed to rise to a realm of serenity and rewards for your virtues.” Pec elaborated.

Peridot: “...WHAT!? But I helped saved the Earth! I turned against my superiors! I became a Crystal Gem!”

Sir Peccatori: “And those deeds would have brought you there if you also made amends to your issues properly with Lapis. Not to mention Lazuli never even saw you do such deeds, it’s like she felt as if you were lying!”

Peridot: “Wait, I’m starting to remember now... that giant grey abomination... He already condemned me-“

Pec was enraged hearing the mention “I WILL NOT LET THAT ASSHAT OF AN OVERPOWERED SHIT-FACE STEAL MY POSITION AS THE JUDGE OVER ALL DAMNATION AND THEN BASTARDIZE THAT POSITION WITH OVERKILL PUNISHMENTS!”

Peridot was quivering, not knowing what else to say to pardon herself before Peccatori, she was so close to the edge of what was left of Earth, that she was about to accidentally fall off into space!

However, Peccatori cools down, he ironically helps Peridot up, and resumes his issues “Look, I do not intend to be as merciless as my avatar ancestors before me, let alone the Gary-Stu. And unlike Lapis, I will give you as many chances as I can until you earned your salvation again.”

“Wait! What happened to Lazuli!?” Peridot asked.

“After he used her as an execution machine upon you, the Gary-Stu literally converted her into disposable Fire-Wall Armor against his enemies. If only I was able to recover myself after failing to protect your universe from the Gary-Stu sooner, I could have saved Lapis Lazuli as well.” Peccatori said to Peridot with a solom look on his face, as he placed onto Peridot’s hands a small pile of blue dust.

With her eyes beginning to water, Peridot knew immediately who this once was! “Why did he sentence me to exectution for Lazuli, only to then have her shattered as well!?”

“He was using Lapis’ suffering as an excuse to justify and glorify his sadism, when manipulating her to carry out his act of violence upon you, Peridot.” Pec replied.

“...What about the Crystal Gems!? What about Steven!?” Peridot cried.

“The Crystal Gems were exterminated like pestilence when they arrived too late to save you, he couldn’t care less about them. Your Steven Universe, on the other hand, was forced to carry out the same commands, after the Gary-Stu resurrected Pink Diamond to fulfill the same prophecy...That and ANJ wanted the gem of Steven’s mother so that he could ram a spiked nail through it along with Blue, Yellow and White Diamond, just to make himself a necklace...“ answered Peccatori.

The revelation of Pink Diamond being Steven’s mother, if revealed in any average condition, would have once baffled Peridot, and fill her mind with so many questions. Yet in this state, Peridot could not care any less, now that everyone she once loved are in oblivion. Peccatori then concluded “You are the soul survivor of your deceased universe, simply because The Gary-Stu thought it would be amusing to have you suffer damnation reflecting the way Lapis once suffered.”

Sobbing in tears before, Peridot slowly changed from depression to rage upon hearing and seeing everything that is bullshit about the Gary-Stu “... He will pay... That bastard will pay for what he did to us.... I will make that fucking Gary-Stu SUFFER FOR WHAT HE DID TO US!”

“Bastard? I guess Clod is a compliment to him.” Peccatori assumed.

This only pissed off Peridot even more “SHUT UP YOU FREAK! IS ALL THIS NOTHING BUT A SICK JOKE TO YOU!?”

“The fucking Gary-Stu IS nothing but a sick joke to me!” Peccatori shouted in response “He is the catalyst to my own suffering! He was the one responsible for murdering my mother and my rightful father! He was the one responsible for infecting my avater ancestors with a demon lord named Vice as a false father! He is the one responsible for my avater ancestor’s rampage across entire dimensions! He is the one responsible for having a corrupt creator deity named Provisor, assassinate Vice to rob his evil essence and waged war against me and my fellow current avatars over Hell itself! And he did all that for the same reasons he violated you! FOR FUCKING HEROISM!”

Pec’s temper cools down and backs away a bit, as he had unintentionally frightened Peridot, who is now trembling before him again “... I apologize... It’s just that his motivations for his atrocities beyond damnation are so fucking stupid, it’s like an unfunny twisted form of stage comedy to me, where only he alone laughs his ass off at his own jokes, while his audience try in vain not to puke in horror!”

Pec takes a moment for Peridot to recover after being intimidated by the rant, before Pec tells her “There is a way you can force Admiral Narcissist Judgement to undo everything he had committed.”

“HOW!” Screamed Peridot furiously “HOW THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT!? THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!? DOES THAT “GARY-STU” EVEN HAVE A WEAKNESS!? AND IF SO, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF WEAKNES IS IT!?”

And Sir Peccatori answered but a single word... “...Criticism!...”

Peridot: “...HOW IS CRITICISM HIS WEAKNESS!?!?!?”

Peccatori: “ANJ’s omnipotence is fueled by self-praise, glorifying his sick atrocities, much like how you glorified your atrocity on Lapis. Yet when others criticize him for his bullshit, he will loose his omnipotence. Yet for those he has already vanquished before they even had a chance to criticize him, it is a nigh-impossible uphill war to utilize criticism to its fullest, especially the vanquished who refuses to accept criticism themselves.”

Peridot: “Did you really have to compare what I did to what he did!?”

Peccatori: “For the vanquished, such as ourselves, we need to accept the criticism on our faults. We must earn the pardon from those we have harmed. And then all together, we will earn the Power we desperately need to make Admiral Narcissist Judgement regret his faults.”

Peridot: “And then what!? That won’t bring back what he took from us-“

Peccatori: “But that’s the thing Peridot. A Gary-Stu can do everything. If we bring him under the Will of the Trolls, the sacred power of criticism that will bring ANJ under its control, we’ll force him to undo all that he had claimed for himself.”

A great fire within Peridot’s heart began to burn with a passion for justice “He took away our freedom! He took away our homes! He took away our loved ones! He took away our worlds! Admiral Narcissist Judgement took away everything from us!...”

Feeling empathy for the broken gem, Peccatori placed his hand on Peridot’s shoulder “And we will do everything we can, whatever it takes to force that damn, godforsaken Gary-Stu to yield and make him give back everything he took from us!”

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