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An RP with my friend, , and a sequel as well as conclusion to the Peridot and Peccatori series I wrote earlier in the summer;

Ch 1
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Ch 2
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Ch 4
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It took a while for us to complete the roleplay, and even longer for me to get the time I needed to draw the cover (I hate drawing my stupid evil Gary-Stu), but finally on my favorite holiday I can post this!

Story
Homeworld, countless Homeworlds from countless alternate timelines and realities as if clustered in a gigantic kaleidoscope, all of them lay completely in ruins.
And scattered across each one are countless shattered gems, and those who are still alive, helplessly bare witness to a horrific and cowardly display of unspeakable atrocities.
The last of the Blue, Yellow and White Diamonds of the SU Multiverse, desperately fuse into one being in a last attempt to stop the worst written character in all of fiction, a being so despised that the very mention of his title will make even those with the strongest of stomachs hurl in disgust!
The Diamond fusion tries everything in their power to slow down the threat, in vain, as with one flick of the abomination’s middle finger causes the fusion to explode in a mass of shattered shards and colored fluids!
Scooping up the shards, the monster forces them together until he forged a Diamond sword, before trashing all the Homeworlds into oblivion and turning his attention towards Earth, raising his hand and using his vast power to nullify Steven and Garnet’s ability to detect the horror that had just occurred!
In a deep, ominous, nostril-clogged voice, he says:
“Now that my weapon of mass execution is complete, I shall now head to Earth to select the son of Pink Diamond, manifest him into my Chosen One, and have him slay that filthy little green troll that has pestered me with his criticism for so long... Yet not before I activate my secret weapon that shall cripple him to his knees!... My prophecy will be fulfilled by the perfect, flawless, omnipotent superhero of them all, that is I, Admiral Narcissist Judgement, THE GARY-STU!”

Meanwhile on planet Earth, most of its living organisms are hardly aware of the mass extinction that occurred from beyond the stars, minus the disappearance of one spec of light from the night sky. Except for a select few. Stargazing by the shores of Beach City, was Master Fiendish and Calcite Lazuli, while stargazing atop the lighthouse in Beach City, was Peridot and Lapis Lazuli.

Lapis: Can you believe it? We're finally free . The Diamonds are no longer a threat to us and everything is as it should be: Peaceful and quiet. It's been years since I felt so relieved and happy...
Peridot: Yeah. We are finally able to enjoy our new home... Together.
Lapis: *Smiles and closes her eyes to relax and take a nap*

Meanwhile at the shore;
Calcite Lazuli: Fiendish? What is it like up there?
Master Fiendish: Up where, beyond the stars or beyond this universe?
Calcite Lazuli: I mean anywhere from this planet. I found you when you crash landed here as an adult, so there had to have been a life you lived before.
Master Fiendish: Well, I lived half of my life trying to succeed in a nonexistent villain career, and the other is being used as a puppet by eldritch entities.
Calcite Lazuli: You never elaborated to me on the latter, even on that parasite of yours I preformed surgery against.
Master Fiendish: It’s because they were humiliating times for me and I failed, I’ll only feel shame if I elaborated further.
Calcite Lazuli: (looks up and sees the disappearance of the specks of light that were once Homeworld, staring at the absence of such in confusion, before turning back to Fiendish) Shame of what?
Master Fiendish: (takes notice of Calcite’s expression upon looking upwards and finds out about the missing stars, further enforcing his shame) ...The shame of constantly failing to stop “his” onslaught...
Calcite Lazuli: Onslaught!? D-Did you just say onslaught!?

Yet before Fiendish could speak, Peridot also took notice of the occurrence above!

Peridot: Hey... Do you see what I'm seeing?
Lapis: ...What is it?...
Peridot: It looks as if.... Homeworld has completely vanished from existence...
Lapis: How can you tell that?
Peridot: The specs of light that were once in the sky have now disappeared...
Lapis: So? That doesn't really mean that anything bad has hapenned, does it?
Peridot : It actually does... These lights only disappear when Homeworld is in great danger. And it's been many years since something like that hapenned.
Lapis: What do you think we should do?
Peridot: I think we must go and tell the others about this.

As Lapis and Peridot rush to the Temple to warn the rest of the Crystal Gems, Calcite still had thing to ask Fiendish due to such great concerns.
Calcite Lazuli: Who’s onslaught!? Who!?
Master Fiendish: I don’t want to say who. And I don’t want to believe that he is here... Maybe I’m just making shit up, maybe it’s just some natural occurrence in this universe.
Calcite Lazuli: I hope it’s just that, but we may need to warn others about this.
As Calcite suggests this, she spots Lapis and Peridot with Steven, Connie, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl and Bismuth, none of them were aware of the event until now, with Garnet completely caught off guard in particular.
Calcite Lazuli: Maybe they know something about this. We should go there and ask!
Master Fiendish: Agreed.
Both Fiendish and Calcite head to the temple for answers.

*Lapis and Peridot explain everything they saw to the Crystal Gems*
Steven: This is really bad! We must do something about this!
Connie: But what can we do? If Homeworld's resources weren't enough to stop whatever was threatening them then we are too weak against it.
Pearl: Connie is right Steven. If Homeworld is incapable of solving this problem then we are too.
Steven: But guys don't you get it? If that thing already destroyed Homeworld then it means it will destroy our planet next!
Garnet: How did this happen? Why didn't I forsee such an event? I thought things were finally better for all of us.

Fiendish overheard what Garnet said as he and Calcite arrive.
Master Fiendish: Foresee such an event? You mean you have... or had future vision?
As Fiendish asks, Calcite became distracted by Lapis’s prescience, unable to help but feel there is some kind of familiar connection she has with her. Yet she brings herself to her senses and joins in on asking.
Calcite Lazuli: We both saw what just happened as well and Fiendish assumes he may know who did it!
Master Fiendish: I don’t think it was him, I refuse to beleive he would be so petty as to target this multiverse! It must have something to do with natural occurrences or maybe a rival army I don’t know of. It just cannot be him!

Steven: What do you mean by "him"? Who are you talking about?

Fiendish tries, but he refuses to speak, hesitant on saying such a name, until out of nowhere, a low, deep, Viking chieftain like voice breaks the silence, and answers that name for Fiendish.

Ominous voice: A Gary-Stu* trashed Homeworld into oblivion!
*Upon saying that title, the weather temporarily goes haywire for a few seconds, before recovery.

As everyone turns around to look, they see a huge portal, shaped like a pair of jaws with what appears to be an inferno from inside, opens up!

Walking out through that portal was a short, robust looking man, only 5 feet tall, in old Hospitaller chain mail armor and baring a very somber expression. Accompanying him was a woman, only 2 cm taller than the man, wearing French plated armor and having avian wings and a tail from her back, and her expression was that of arrogance and frustration. And finally, huddled right next to the man opposite of the armored woman, was a pale, trembling, traumatized pale Peridot, who looked like a dark and bleak alternate universe version of Crystal Gem Peridot. All three of them looked like they barely survived an apocalyptic war due to each of them riddled with injuries.

Master Fiendish, dreading to hear that title, turns towards the robust man in anxiety.

Master Fiendish: Damnit, Sir Peccatori! I was about to explain who it was!

Sir Peccatori: We just just dealt with two of that bastard’s disciples to keep this multiverse from being further invaded than it already has. Both my armies of mine and Jeanne D’Arc’s have dwindled in the process. So we don’t have much time when it comes to preparations against what’s yet to come, half-brother.

The angelic looking woman, Joan of Arc, simply gives off an indifferent expression upon looking at the Crystal Gems, before sneering at Fiendish and Calcite.

Joan of Arc: And it seems to me that Admiral Narcissist Judgement* has already been preparing to seal your fate, Fiendish.
*Upon saying the Gary-Stu’s name, the animals flee for their lives as if an invisible super predator was hunting them.

Amidst the bickering between Fiendish, Peccatori and Joan of Arc, the meek and shaken pale Peridot sees the Crystal Gem Lapis Lazuli. And upon witnessing her, the pale Peridot shuddered in horror, before falling backwards to the ground, squirming away as if her legs were lobbed off, bursting in tears while frantically backing away from the Lapis Lazuli in dread!

Pale Peridot: PLEASE! I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY FOR WHAT I DID TO YOU IN THE GEM WARSHIP! IT WAS ALL MY FAULT! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! HAVE MERCY! PLEASE!

Upon seeing the Pale Peridot panic, Peccatori stops bickering at Fiendish to help the Pale Peridot up to reassure her.

Sir Peccatori: Stop panicking, Peridot! This is not the Lapis Lazuli the Gary-Stu manipulated to sentence you to execution! If anything, it appears she has forgiven the Peridot of this universe for interrogating her quite some time ago!

Lapis: What....? Did I... Really do such things in a different timeline....? I'm really sorry for hurting you...
Peridot: Hey! You don't have to apologize! It's not even your fault!
Lapis: But it kind of is... That other Lapis... She too is a part of me...

Pec turns to Crystal Gem Lazuli and answers: No, it was not your fault. It was an alternate universe variant of you, Lazuli. And yet it wasn’t even her fault, as it against her will. She’s gone now, the Gary-Stu disposed of her after forcing her to shatter this Peridot... with this weapon.

As he referred to the Pale Peridot, Peccatori reveals the weapon in question to the Crystal Gems. It was the Breaking Point.

Pec then turns to Bismuth.

Peccatori: After the carnage, the Gary-Stu congratulated the Bismuth of that universe for designing “The Perfect Execution Weapon upon putrid pestilent, parasites” before he shattered that Bismuth with it.

Bishmuth: That bastard! I should've never made this weapon in the first place! He might've been able to shatter my other counterpart! But in this timeline he'll learn not to mess with me or any of my friends!

Peccatori: “That Universe had absolutely no warnings or preparations against such a threat, which was why they failed, so I promise you your words will come true.”
Despite such a grim tale, Pec places the Breaking Point in front of Bismuth so that she can choose wether to use it or not. He then turned to back to Lapis.

Peccatori: The only reason my Peridot is alive now is because the Gary-Stu resurrected her gem, only to shove it into the gift Steven once gave her.
Pec then shows Crystal Lazuli a badly damaged tape recorder.

Despite having no tape inside, it magically kept repeating:
“Log Date 666 616 713, the filthy little putrid, pestillant, villain parasite that is Peridot, has now been slain, forever trapped within the object that once comforted her, forever trapped to hear the recordings of her folly, by the voice of the perfect, flawless, true omnipotent devinity, that is the I, Admiral Narcisst Judgement, THE GARY-STU! Facet 0!”

Pale Peridot stopped panicking, slowly she stared at Crystal Gem Lazuli, and then looked at Crystal Gem Peridot and the others, muttering “This was supposed to be my universe’s future!”

Peridot: That freaking clod! How dare he mess with us like that? Don't worry other me. In this timeline we'll all make him regret what he did!

Pale Peridot tried not to have a mental breakdown, but she tried as she can to mentally fight it in her conscience, as she said to Crystal Peridot “Thank you! I never had the chance to befriend Lazuli... She was even resurrected one time... if only it wasn’t for Peccatori bastard dad, I could have had the second chance to save her-“

Peccatori had to interrupt before Pale Peridot looses it “My father, Vice, also degraded Lazuli and turned her hatred against us. But Vice is gone now, he took her life with him.”

Then Joan of Arc, taking her attention away from bickering at Fiendish over Calcite, had to butt in “Like you said, you damn pachyderm (at Peccatori), we need to prepare everyone here, they are more capable than us since they have not lost against ANJ before.”

Steven: Right! So first thing we need to do is think of a plan. A really good one! Since this guy is so powerful we can't just go to face him right away. We have to be prepared.

Fiendish: Generally the Gary-Stu makes these grande entrances and arrives at a specific spot (most likely the gem temple) as theatrically as possible.

Fiendish lends Steven some ancient pens, telling him “These are Rune Pens of the Troll. Since the Gary-Stu’s weakness is criticism, we have to graffiti Beach City and ourselves with every critique against ANJ. He won’t notice his power draining until it’s too late. Not to worry though, they wear off afterwards as they the substance inside is similar to light.

Steven: Well what are we waiting for?
Amethyst: Yeah! Let's go and roast this jerk!

Joan of Arc, upon satisfied of her speculations of Calcite, snaps her hawkish head to Crystal a Gems Peridot and Lapis Lazuli, and squawks Out “And I know exactly the four diversions that’ll distract the Gary-Stu while the rest of us set up the ambush!...”

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It was in the middle of the day, Rune markings of the Trolls have been graffitied everywhere across Beach City. And standing by the beach in front of the Gem Temple, was Crystal Gems Peridot and Lapis Lazuli as well as Fiendish and Calcite Lazuli.

Suddenly, the universe began to tremble!

For rumbling within the the great expanse beyond that universe, the multiverse trembles! For rumbling within the the great expanse beyond that multiverse, the hyperverse trembles! For rumbling within the the great expanse beyond the hyperverse, the infinite dimensions trembles! And rumbling within the the great expanse beyond the infinite dimensions, the outerverse trembles!

Then, the universe is ripped wide open, and raining into the SU Multiverse, are the countless carcasses of slain extra-dimensional deities such as overpowered licsensed characters such as; DC’s The Specter, Marvel’s The Living Tribunal, Marvel’s The Fulcrum, DC’s Cosmic Armor Superman, Watchmen’s Dr. Manhattan, DC’s Monitor-Mind the Overvoid, Marvel’s Beyonder, The Great Evil Beast, Elder god Demonbane, DC’s The Prescience, Marvel’s The One Above All, Kami Tenchi and Azathoth from the Cthulhu mythos, and that’s just a few of them that were listed;
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As the decapitated, amputated and disemboweled Elder God Demonbane crash lands into the lake next to the three, the sound of epic soap opera fantasy drama music blasts the atmosphere! Volcanoes erupt, tsunamis flow and Hurricanes roar across the planet with lightening striking everywhere! Suddenly, the storm clouds split apart and burst of light illuminates the exact spot the three are standing on. As the four look up, they see a big, grey, muscle bound, overpowered entity!
He looked exactly like this:
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And as the entity descends, he is seen gripping the heads and spinel chords of DC’s Michael Demiurgos and Lucifer Morningstar in his fists. Finally, the entity lands on the ocean and walks across it, as if he were the great Redeemer, until he stops ashore about half a mile from the three. Standing taller than the Diamond Mech, the entity glares at the four, specifically at Calcite Lazuli, with absolute arrogance.

This is the introduction of Admiral Narcissist Judgement, THE GARY-STU!

The beast of a man then raises his hand and summons Beach City to rise up like a pyramid, right up to his face, and upon eyeing the four, the Gary-Stu speaks out “Putrid, Pestilent, Parasites of villains! I have come to fulfill my prophecy!”

With the snap of his fingers, he summons some gigantic tomb stone snapped tablets, one of them baring a renaissance painting of a Lapis Lazuli, slaying a Peridot with the Breaking Point!

At the moment, the time for everyone to strike is far too soon, as the Gary-Stu is far too omnipotent at this moment. So the rest have to wait, as Crystal Gems Peridot and Lapis Lazuli are the first to speak out at ANJ.

Lapis: So you're the one who forced my alternate self to shatter Peridot and then hereshelf ? I must admit... I'm not impressed at all. To think that I was manipulated by someone like you almost makes me feel ashamed of myshelf. Well... I won't make the same mistake this time.

The giant Gary-Stu opens its mouth, his tongue lands on the edge of the Beach like a red carpet, and parts of his tongue takes form of ANJ yet again. Measuring at 20 feet tall, this copy of ANJ stomps right up to the four, and simaltaknioisly, the two Gary-Stu’s say in unison.
“Mistake?... it was through Providence that your destiny is to slay the green parasite...”
Suddenly snapping his attention towards Calcite Lazuli, the Gary-Stu then bellows out
“Yet in THIS universe, I have a special villain parasites for you to exterminate, before I have you exterminate the disease called Peridot!”
With a snap of his fingers, the Gary-Stu telepathically crunches Master Fiendish’s vocal chords, rendering him from being able to speak as he chokes in pain!
Calcite: “FIENDISH!”
As Calcite Lazuli tries to help Fiendish up, only a small fraction of the Gary-Stu’s omnipotence has been drained. More criticism is needed as ANJ eyes the two Crystal Gems while pulling off a malignant grin.

Lapis: Oh great! So now there's two of you? You were as annoying and noisy as it could get but now... You're completely unbearable. And do you think hurting others makes you stronger and more superior? Because it doesn't. To me you are the lowest of the low.

ANJ’s eyelid began to twitch upon such criticism, his power being drained drastically this time, yet he still poses too much of a threat to be assaulted.
Everywhere around Beach City starts to transform, taking the shapes of even more Gary-Stus, like a colpdoscope, as a means to mock Lapis’ criticism.
The Gary-Stu standing in front of the opposing true heroes, takes a step closer.
ANJ: Your destiny, Lapis Lazuli, is the reason I extracted parts of your during your entrapment in the mirror, to create the wonder trauma weapon that’ll seal THAT troll’s fate!
The Gary-Stu points his gnarled finger at Master Fiendish Who Calcite is trying to help.
ANJ: All you have to do, is exterminate your inferior clone, and Master Fiendish will fall into despair, loosing The Will of The Trolls that has been the bane of me ever since I had one of my subordinates create him! And then I’ll slay that villain troll parasite, to prove myself that I am the Perfect, Flawless, Omnipotent Superhero of them all!
However, all that is needed to stop the insanity, is one more dialogue of criticism from either Lapis, Peridot, or both and the Gary-Stu will be exposed to retaliation!

Lapis: And who are YOU to order me to do your
dirty work as if I'm some kind of slave? I wasn't imprisoned for 10.000 years in a freaking mirror just to be treated like an object by a good for nothing jerk like you. Correct me if I'm wrong but did you just say that you wanted to become the greatest superhero? Please don't make me laugh! Heroes are suposed to help others and make things better. But you... You only care about youshelf. I can't believe Ill say this but even though Master Fiendish is supposed to be a villain he will always be much better that you will ever be. Because he will always have someone who will be there for him unlike you who will always be alone in every timeline slowly sinking into your own selfishness...So do us all a favour and completely disappear from existence.

ANJ: ...You are defying Omnipotence, Omnipotence that shall manifest you into his Chosen One wether you like it or not, you little blue BITCH!
The Gary-Stu snapped, and as he did, he quickly looms his hand over Lapis, attempting to transform her!
Yet for him it was too late, as Lapis was about to be transformed against her will by his hand, it stopped and Lazuli was reverted back to normal!
Dumbstruck by this surprise, ANH attempts to do so again, and again, and again!
Each attempt he makes is even less effective than the last, until it looks like he is doing nothing but frantically flailing his arms over Lapis like a lunatic tied to a leash, trying to reach a jar of cookies!
Lazuli’s latest criticism on the Gary-Stu landed a devastating blow to his so called Omnipotence, as it has now been almost completely drained!
Admiral Narcissist Judgement, now only as powerful as those around him, is completely exposed to a full on assault by the defenders of Beach City!

As he looked around Beach city the whole town was spray painted with insults written especially for him.
"Pathetic excuse of a ruler", "You should kneel and lick Fiendish's boots", "Lapis's bitch", "Marble Statue on steroids", "Good for nothing GLOD!", "Pathetic piece of shit", "Attention Whore", "Looking at your sad disgusting face makes me wanna listen to Despacito" were some of the many insults that were spread across the whole town.

PS: Hey I just want you to know that I'm terribly sorry for replying so late on the roleplay. It's really rude of me... It won't happen again..

The Gary-Stu shrieked in terror of all the insults and criticism! Not only was his omnipotence drained, but now all the other duplicates of himself have vanished and his physical form began to shrivel up! On the other hand, Calcite, enraged over what ANJ did to her boyfriend, is the first to strike, summoning a water fist and hurls it at the jackass in the face, planting his head into the sane upon impact!

Calcite: THIS is for what you did to Fiendish!
*Then she punches him again* This is for trying to hurt my friends! *And again* AND THIS is for all the timelines you destroyed and all the people who had to suffer because of you! *Then she starts punching him multiple times, unstoppably until he looks like nothing more than a pile of broken dusty rocks on the ground, like the ruins of a collapsed old building*

Master Fiendish however, regaining his vocal chords due to the Will of the Trolls regenerating it, alerts “He’s not done yet!”
Suddenly the rubble pulls itself back together to reform the Gary-Stu, now but a shadow of his former self and resembling more like Gollum than before.
He angrily eyes Lapis Lazuli and screeches “YOU ARE AT FAULT FOR THIS TROLL INFESTATION!”
He barrels towards Lapis on all fours like a chimpanzee and attempts to snatch her, only for Lapis to counter by snatching him instead with her water fists, answering back “I only heard about you from them!” Referring to Peccatori, Jeanne D’Arc and Pale Peridot.
And Pec answers to ANJ “You really suck at pointing the finger of blame, Major Butthurt Dickwad!”
Then Lapis, Pec, Joan, Pale and Peridot (the latter calling ANJ “You stupid CLOD!”) all join together in giving the Gary-Stu a great big shot in the chops, sending him backflipping on his ass!
As he gets up, ANJ now finds himself surrounded by all of Earth’s Gems and Beach City’s residents, all of them armed with melee and projectile weapons!
All the Gary-Stu could say now is “What? You all going to try and clobber omnipotence in carnet with feeble sticks and stones?”

Amethyst: You bet you soon-to-be-dust ass we will!
And as everyone charges at him they all start hitting him uncontrollably completely ignoring his screams and pleads for mercy until he's become yet again nothing more but a pile of dust.
Lapis: Not so tough and powerful afterall huh?

“Odd, he never begs for mercy before.” Joan wondered as smashed ANJ with a mace.
“The Will of the Trolls generally forces his personality to change at this state.” Fiendish replied.

Yet once again, the Gary-Stu pulls himself back together with one more trumpcard snarling “I WILL SMITE DOWN ALL OF YOU PARASITES!” As he withdraws the sword he made out of the Diamonds while snatching Steven’s gem to complete the blade.

Yet instead of completing the sword, the four diamonds fuse and take form into the Paragon Diamond, and once again, the Gary-Stu gets clobbered, this time with his own prophecy slabs as clubs!

Sir Pec then grabs ANJ by the head and demands “You are going to undo everything you violated in this multiverse and never return here ever again!”
“And bring back Pale Peridot’s universe you CLOD!” Crystal Gem Peridot included.

ANJ is forced to do so, and once everything is restored back to the way it was before his arrival, a portal to the Outerverse opens and everyone charges up their final attack to land one last blow to shove the bastard through the portal and banish the Gary-Stu once and for all!

ANJ, getting desperate at this point, sees Steven in front of everyone else and with his gem reattached.
The Gary-Stu demands “Think about what you are doing you little swine! Resorting to hate and violence against your pacifism and love! I thought you cared for everyone!”

Yet Steven simply answered “There isn’t a single person here, or anywhere else, who cares about you!”

And then with one final attack they all pushed him into the portal. Their universe had finally been saved from the evil overlord.

Sir Peccatori: Finally, Karma has been brought upon that bastard after tormenting this multiverse fo so long!

Pale Peridot: I’ll be able to return home and make amends to my past mistakes!

Jeanne D’Arc didn’t say anything as she opened a portal to the revived universe the pale Peridot mentioned. Pec and Peridot simply said thank you and farewell to everyone else before leaving.

Master Fiendish and Calcite Lazuli both reunite together in a hug.

And everyone was finally able to relax and have a good time (at least for now)

The end.

Steven Universe, which G-A-Wolf did the RP of, belongs to Rebecca Sugar.

Master Fiendish, Sir Peccatori, Joan of Arc and the Gary-Stu belong to me.

Description
An RP with my friend, , and a sequel as well as conclusion to the Peridot and Peccatori series I wrote earlier in the summer;

Ch 1
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Ch 2
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Ch 3
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Ch 4
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It took a while for us to complete the roleplay, and even longer for me to get the time I needed to draw the cover (I hate drawing my stupid evil Gary-Stu), but finally on my favorite holiday I can post this!

Story
Homeworld, countless Homeworlds from countless alternate timelines and realities as if clustered in a gigantic kaleidoscope, all of them lay completely in ruins.
And scattered across each one are countless shattered gems, and those who are still alive, helplessly bare witness to a horrific and cowardly display of unspeakable atrocities.
The last of the Blue, Yellow and White Diamonds of the SU Multiverse, desperately fuse into one being in a last attempt to stop the worst written character in all of fiction, a being so despised that the very mention of his title will make even those with the strongest of stomachs hurl in disgust!
The Diamond fusion tries everything in their power to slow down the threat, in vain, as with one flick of the abomination’s middle finger causes the fusion to explode in a mass of shattered shards and colored fluids!
Scooping up the shards, the monster forces them together until he forged a Diamond sword, before trashing all the Homeworlds into oblivion and turning his attention towards Earth, raising his hand and using his vast power to nullify Steven and Garnet’s ability to detect the horror that had just occurred!
In a deep, ominous, nostril-clogged voice, he says:
“Now that my weapon of mass execution is complete, I shall now head to Earth to select the son of Pink Diamond, manifest him into my Chosen One, and have him slay that filthy little green troll that has pestered me with his criticism for so long... Yet not before I activate my secret weapon that shall cripple him to his knees!... My prophecy will be fulfilled by the perfect, flawless, omnipotent superhero of them all, that is I, Admiral Narcissist Judgement, THE GARY-STU!”

Meanwhile on planet Earth, most of its living organisms are hardly aware of the mass extinction that occurred from beyond the stars, minus the disappearance of one spec of light from the night sky. Except for a select few. Stargazing by the shores of Beach City, was Master Fiendish and Calcite Lazuli, while stargazing atop the lighthouse in Beach City, was Peridot and Lapis Lazuli.

Lapis: Can you believe it? We're finally free . The Diamonds are no longer a threat to us and everything is as it should be: Peaceful and quiet. It's been years since I felt so relieved and happy...
Peridot: Yeah. We are finally able to enjoy our new home... Together.
Lapis: *Smiles and closes her eyes to relax and take a nap*

Meanwhile at the shore;
Calcite Lazuli: Fiendish? What is it like up there?
Master Fiendish: Up where, beyond the stars or beyond this universe?
Calcite Lazuli: I mean anywhere from this planet. I found you when you crash landed here as an adult, so there had to have been a life you lived before.
Master Fiendish: Well, I lived half of my life trying to succeed in a nonexistent villain career, and the other is being used as a puppet by eldritch entities.
Calcite Lazuli: You never elaborated to me on the latter, even on that parasite of yours I preformed surgery against.
Master Fiendish: It’s because they were humiliating times for me and I failed, I’ll only feel shame if I elaborated further.
Calcite Lazuli: (looks up and sees the disappearance of the specks of light that were once Homeworld, staring at the absence of such in confusion, before turning back to Fiendish) Shame of what?
Master Fiendish: (takes notice of Calcite’s expression upon looking upwards and finds out about the missing stars, further enforcing his shame) ...The shame of constantly failing to stop “his” onslaught...
Calcite Lazuli: Onslaught!? D-Did you just say onslaught!?

Yet before Fiendish could speak, Peridot also took notice of the occurrence above!

Peridot: Hey... Do you see what I'm seeing?
Lapis: ...What is it?...
Peridot: It looks as if.... Homeworld has completely vanished from existence...
Lapis: How can you tell that?
Peridot: The specs of light that were once in the sky have now disappeared...
Lapis: So? That doesn't really mean that anything bad has hapenned, does it?
Peridot : It actually does... These lights only disappear when Homeworld is in great danger. And it's been many years since something like that hapenned.
Lapis: What do you think we should do?
Peridot: I think we must go and tell the others about this.

As Lapis and Peridot rush to the Temple to warn the rest of the Crystal Gems, Calcite still had thing to ask Fiendish due to such great concerns.
Calcite Lazuli: Who’s onslaught!? Who!?
Master Fiendish: I don’t want to say who. And I don’t want to believe that he is here... Maybe I’m just making shit up, maybe it’s just some natural occurrence in this universe.
Calcite Lazuli: I hope it’s just that, but we may need to warn others about this.
As Calcite suggests this, she spots Lapis and Peridot with Steven, Connie, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl and Bismuth, none of them were aware of the event until now, with Garnet completely caught off guard in particular.
Calcite Lazuli: Maybe they know something about this. We should go there and ask!
Master Fiendish: Agreed.
Both Fiendish and Calcite head to the temple for answers.

*Lapis and Peridot explain everything they saw to the Crystal Gems*
Steven: This is really bad! We must do something about this!
Connie: But what can we do? If Homeworld's resources weren't enough to stop whatever was threatening them then we are too weak against it.
Pearl: Connie is right Steven. If Homeworld is incapable of solving this problem then we are too.
Steven: But guys don't you get it? If that thing already destroyed Homeworld then it means it will destroy our planet next!
Garnet: How did this happen? Why didn't I forsee such an event? I thought things were finally better for all of us.

Fiendish overheard what Garnet said as he and Calcite arrive.
Master Fiendish: Foresee such an event? You mean you have... or had future vision?
As Fiendish asks, Calcite became distracted by Lapis’s prescience, unable to help but feel there is some kind of familiar connection she has with her. Yet she brings herself to her senses and joins in on asking.
Calcite Lazuli: We both saw what just happened as well and Fiendish assumes he may know who did it!
Master Fiendish: I don’t think it was him, I refuse to beleive he would be so petty as to target this multiverse! It must have something to do with natural occurrences or maybe a rival army I don’t know of. It just cannot be him!

Steven: What do you mean by "him"? Who are you talking about?

Fiendish tries, but he refuses to speak, hesitant on saying such a name, until out of nowhere, a low, deep, Viking chieftain like voice breaks the silence, and answers that name for Fiendish.

Ominous voice: A Gary-Stu* trashed Homeworld into oblivion!
*Upon saying that title, the weather temporarily goes haywire for a few seconds, before recovery.

As everyone turns around to look, they see a huge portal, shaped like a pair of jaws with what appears to be an inferno from inside, opens up!

Walking out through that portal was a short, robust looking man, only 5 feet tall, in old Hospitaller chain mail armor and baring a very somber expression. Accompanying him was a woman, only 2 cm taller than the man, wearing French plated armor and having avian wings and a tail from her back, and her expression was that of arrogance and frustration. And finally, huddled right next to the man opposite of the armored woman, was a pale, trembling, traumatized pale Peridot, who looked like a dark and bleak alternate universe version of Crystal Gem Peridot. All three of them looked like they barely survived an apocalyptic war due to each of them riddled with injuries.

Master Fiendish, dreading to hear that title, turns towards the robust man in anxiety.

Master Fiendish: Damnit, Sir Peccatori! I was about to explain who it was!

Sir Peccatori: We just just dealt with two of that bastard’s disciples to keep this multiverse from being further invaded than it already has. Both my armies of mine and Jeanne D’Arc’s have dwindled in the process. So we don’t have much time when it comes to preparations against what’s yet to come, half-brother.

The angelic looking woman, Joan of Arc, simply gives off an indifferent expression upon looking at the Crystal Gems, before sneering at Fiendish and Calcite.

Joan of Arc: And it seems to me that Admiral Narcissist Judgement* has already been preparing to seal your fate, Fiendish.
*Upon saying the Gary-Stu’s name, the animals flee for their lives as if an invisible super predator was hunting them.

Amidst the bickering between Fiendish, Peccatori and Joan of Arc, the meek and shaken pale Peridot sees the Crystal Gem Lapis Lazuli. And upon witnessing her, the pale Peridot shuddered in horror, before falling backwards to the ground, squirming away as if her legs were lobbed off, bursting in tears while frantically backing away from the Lapis Lazuli in dread!

Pale Peridot: PLEASE! I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY FOR WHAT I DID TO YOU IN THE GEM WARSHIP! IT WAS ALL MY FAULT! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! HAVE MERCY! PLEASE!

Upon seeing the Pale Peridot panic, Peccatori stops bickering at Fiendish to help the Pale Peridot up to reassure her.

Sir Peccatori: Stop panicking, Peridot! This is not the Lapis Lazuli the Gary-Stu manipulated to sentence you to execution! If anything, it appears she has forgiven the Peridot of this universe for interrogating her quite some time ago!

Lapis: What....? Did I... Really do such things in a different timeline....? I'm really sorry for hurting you...
Peridot: Hey! You don't have to apologize! It's not even your fault!
Lapis: But it kind of is... That other Lapis... She too is a part of me...

Pec turns to Crystal Gem Lazuli and answers: No, it was not your fault. It was an alternate universe variant of you, Lazuli. And yet it wasn’t even her fault, as it against her will. She’s gone now, the Gary-Stu disposed of her after forcing her to shatter this Peridot... with this weapon.

As he referred to the Pale Peridot, Peccatori reveals the weapon in question to the Crystal Gems. It was the Breaking Point.

Pec then turns to Bismuth.

Peccatori: After the carnage, the Gary-Stu congratulated the Bismuth of that universe for designing “The Perfect Execution Weapon upon putrid pestilent, parasites” before he shattered that Bismuth with it.

Bishmuth: That bastard! I should've never made this weapon in the first place! He might've been able to shatter my other counterpart! But in this timeline he'll learn not to mess with me or any of my friends!

Peccatori: “That Universe had absolutely no warnings or preparations against such a threat, which was why they failed, so I promise you your words will come true.”
Despite such a grim tale, Pec places the Breaking Point in front of Bismuth so that she can choose wether to use it or not. He then turned to back to Lapis.

Peccatori: The only reason my Peridot is alive now is because the Gary-Stu resurrected her gem, only to shove it into the gift Steven once gave her.
Pec then shows Crystal Lazuli a badly damaged tape recorder.

Despite having no tape inside, it magically kept repeating:
“Log Date 666 616 713, the filthy little putrid, pestillant, villain parasite that is Peridot, has now been slain, forever trapped within the object that once comforted her, forever trapped to hear the recordings of her folly, by the voice of the perfect, flawless, true omnipotent devinity, that is the I, Admiral Narcisst Judgement, THE GARY-STU! Facet 0!”

Pale Peridot stopped panicking, slowly she stared at Crystal Gem Lazuli, and then looked at Crystal Gem Peridot and the others, muttering “This was supposed to be my universe’s future!”

Peridot: That freaking clod! How dare he mess with us like that? Don't worry other me. In this timeline we'll all make him regret what he did!

Pale Peridot tried not to have a mental breakdown, but she tried as she can to mentally fight it in her conscience, as she said to Crystal Peridot “Thank you! I never had the chance to befriend Lazuli... She was even resurrected one time... if only it wasn’t for Peccatori bastard dad, I could have had the second chance to save her-“

Peccatori had to interrupt before Pale Peridot looses it “My father, Vice, also degraded Lazuli and turned her hatred against us. But Vice is gone now, he took her life with him.”

Then Joan of Arc, taking her attention away from bickering at Fiendish over Calcite, had to butt in “Like you said, you damn pachyderm (at Peccatori), we need to prepare everyone here, they are more capable than us since they have not lost against ANJ before.”

Steven: Right! So first thing we need to do is think of a plan. A really good one! Since this guy is so powerful we can't just go to face him right away. We have to be prepared.

Fiendish: Generally the Gary-Stu makes these grande entrances and arrives at a specific spot (most likely the gem temple) as theatrically as possible.

Fiendish lends Steven some ancient pens, telling him “These are Rune Pens of the Troll. Since the Gary-Stu’s weakness is criticism, we have to graffiti Beach City and ourselves with every critique against ANJ. He won’t notice his power draining until it’s too late. Not to worry though, they wear off afterwards as they the substance inside is similar to light.

Steven: Well what are we waiting for?
Amethyst: Yeah! Let's go and roast this jerk!

Joan of Arc, upon satisfied of her speculations of Calcite, snaps her hawkish head to Crystal a Gems Peridot and Lapis Lazuli, and squawks Out “And I know exactly the four diversions that’ll distract the Gary-Stu while the rest of us set up the ambush!...”

• • • • • • • • •

It was in the middle of the day, Rune markings of the Trolls have been graffitied everywhere across Beach City. And standing by the beach in front of the Gem Temple, was Crystal Gems Peridot and Lapis Lazuli as well as Fiendish and Calcite Lazuli.

Suddenly, the universe began to tremble!

For rumbling within the the great expanse beyond that universe, the multiverse trembles! For rumbling within the the great expanse beyond that multiverse, the hyperverse trembles! For rumbling within the the great expanse beyond the hyperverse, the infinite dimensions trembles! And rumbling within the the great expanse beyond the infinite dimensions, the outerverse trembles!

Then, the universe is ripped wide open, and raining into the SU Multiverse, are the countless carcasses of slain extra-dimensional deities such as overpowered licsensed characters such as; DC’s The Specter, Marvel’s The Living Tribunal, Marvel’s The Fulcrum, DC’s Cosmic Armor Superman, Watchmen’s Dr. Manhattan, DC’s Monitor-Mind the Overvoid, Marvel’s Beyonder, The Great Evil Beast, Elder god Demonbane, DC’s The Prescience, Marvel’s The One Above All, Kami Tenchi and Azathoth from the Cthulhu mythos, and that’s just a few of them that were listed;
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As the decapitated, amputated and disemboweled Elder God Demonbane crash lands into the lake next to the three, the sound of epic soap opera fantasy drama music blasts the atmosphere! Volcanoes erupt, tsunamis flow and Hurricanes roar across the planet with lightening striking everywhere! Suddenly, the storm clouds split apart and burst of light illuminates the exact spot the three are standing on. As the four look up, they see a big, grey, muscle bound, overpowered entity!
He looked exactly like this:
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And as the entity descends, he is seen gripping the heads and spinel chords of DC’s Michael Demiurgos and Lucifer Morningstar in his fists. Finally, the entity lands on the ocean and walks across it, as if he were the great Redeemer, until he stops ashore about half a mile from the three. Standing taller than the Diamond Mech, the entity glares at the four, specifically at Calcite Lazuli, with absolute arrogance.

This is the introduction of Admiral Narcissist Judgement, THE GARY-STU!

The beast of a man then raises his hand and summons Beach City to rise up like a pyramid, right up to his face, and upon eyeing the four, the Gary-Stu speaks out “Putrid, Pestilent, Parasites of villains! I have come to fulfill my prophecy!”

With the snap of his fingers, he summons some gigantic tomb stone snapped tablets, one of them baring a renaissance painting of a Lapis Lazuli, slaying a Peridot with the Breaking Point!

At the moment, the time for everyone to strike is far too soon, as the Gary-Stu is far too omnipotent at this moment. So the rest have to wait, as Crystal Gems Peridot and Lapis Lazuli are the first to speak out at ANJ.

Lapis: So you're the one who forced my alternate self to shatter Peridot and then hereshelf ? I must admit... I'm not impressed at all. To think that I was manipulated by someone like you almost makes me feel ashamed of myshelf. Well... I won't make the same mistake this time.

The giant Gary-Stu opens its mouth, his tongue lands on the edge of the Beach like a red carpet, and parts of his tongue takes form of ANJ yet again. Measuring at 20 feet tall, this copy of ANJ stomps right up to the four, and simaltaknioisly, the two Gary-Stu’s say in unison.
“Mistake?... it was through Providence that your destiny is to slay the green parasite...”
Suddenly snapping his attention towards Calcite Lazuli, the Gary-Stu then bellows out
“Yet in THIS universe, I have a special villain parasites for you to exterminate, before I have you exterminate the disease called Peridot!”
With a snap of his fingers, the Gary-Stu telepathically crunches Master Fiendish’s vocal chords, rendering him from being able to speak as he chokes in pain!
Calcite: “FIENDISH!”
As Calcite Lazuli tries to help Fiendish up, only a small fraction of the Gary-Stu’s omnipotence has been drained. More criticism is needed as ANJ eyes the two Crystal Gems while pulling off a malignant grin.

Lapis: Oh great! So now there's two of you? You were as annoying and noisy as it could get but now... You're completely unbearable. And do you think hurting others makes you stronger and more superior? Because it doesn't. To me you are the lowest of the low.

ANJ’s eyelid began to twitch upon such criticism, his power being drained drastically this time, yet he still poses too much of a threat to be assaulted.
Everywhere around Beach City starts to transform, taking the shapes of even more Gary-Stus, like a colpdoscope, as a means to mock Lapis’ criticism.
The Gary-Stu standing in front of the opposing true heroes, takes a step closer.
ANJ: Your destiny, Lapis Lazuli, is the reason I extracted parts of your during your entrapment in the mirror, to create the wonder trauma weapon that’ll seal THAT troll’s fate!
The Gary-Stu points his gnarled finger at Master Fiendish Who Calcite is trying to help.
ANJ: All you have to do, is exterminate your inferior clone, and Master Fiendish will fall into despair, loosing The Will of The Trolls that has been the bane of me ever since I had one of my subordinates create him! And then I’ll slay that villain troll parasite, to prove myself that I am the Perfect, Flawless, Omnipotent Superhero of them all!
However, all that is needed to stop the insanity, is one more dialogue of criticism from either Lapis, Peridot, or both and the Gary-Stu will be exposed to retaliation!

Lapis: And who are YOU to order me to do your
dirty work as if I'm some kind of slave? I wasn't imprisoned for 10.000 years in a freaking mirror just to be treated like an object by a good for nothing jerk like you. Correct me if I'm wrong but did you just say that you wanted to become the greatest superhero? Please don't make me laugh! Heroes are suposed to help others and make things better. But you... You only care about youshelf. I can't believe Ill say this but even though Master Fiendish is supposed to be a villain he will always be much better that you will ever be. Because he will always have someone who will be there for him unlike you who will always be alone in every timeline slowly sinking into your own selfishness...So do us all a favour and completely disappear from existence.

ANJ: ...You are defying Omnipotence, Omnipotence that shall manifest you into his Chosen One wether you like it or not, you little blue BITCH!
The Gary-Stu snapped, and as he did, he quickly looms his hand over Lapis, attempting to transform her!
Yet for him it was too late, as Lapis was about to be transformed against her will by his hand, it stopped and Lazuli was reverted back to normal!
Dumbstruck by this surprise, ANH attempts to do so again, and again, and again!
Each attempt he makes is even less effective than the last, until it looks like he is doing nothing but frantically flailing his arms over Lapis like a lunatic tied to a leash, trying to reach a jar of cookies!
Lazuli’s latest criticism on the Gary-Stu landed a devastating blow to his so called Omnipotence, as it has now been almost completely drained!
Admiral Narcissist Judgement, now only as powerful as those around him, is completely exposed to a full on assault by the defenders of Beach City!

As he looked around Beach city the whole town was spray painted with insults written especially for him.
"Pathetic excuse of a ruler", "You should kneel and lick Fiendish's boots", "Lapis's bitch", "Marble Statue on steroids", "Good for nothing GLOD!", "Pathetic piece of shit", "Attention Whore", "Looking at your sad disgusting face makes me wanna listen to Despacito" were some of the many insults that were spread across the whole town.

PS: Hey I just want you to know that I'm terribly sorry for replying so late on the roleplay. It's really rude of me... It won't happen again..

The Gary-Stu shrieked in terror of all the insults and criticism! Not only was his omnipotence drained, but now all the other duplicates of himself have vanished and his physical form began to shrivel up! On the other hand, Calcite, enraged over what ANJ did to her boyfriend, is the first to strike, summoning a water fist and hurls it at the jackass in the face, planting his head into the sane upon impact!

Calcite: THIS is for what you did to Fiendish!
*Then she punches him again* This is for trying to hurt my friends! *And again* AND THIS is for all the timelines you destroyed and all the people who had to suffer because of you! *Then she starts punching him multiple times, unstoppably until he looks like nothing more than a pile of broken dusty rocks on the ground, like the ruins of a collapsed old building*

Master Fiendish however, regaining his vocal chords due to the Will of the Trolls regenerating it, alerts “He’s not done yet!”
Suddenly the rubble pulls itself back together to reform the Gary-Stu, now but a shadow of his former self and resembling more like Gollum than before.
He angrily eyes Lapis Lazuli and screeches “YOU ARE AT FAULT FOR THIS TROLL INFESTATION!”
He barrels towards Lapis on all fours like a chimpanzee and attempts to snatch her, only for Lapis to counter by snatching him instead with her water fists, answering back “I only heard about you from them!” Referring to Peccatori, Jeanne D’Arc and Pale Peridot.
And Pec answers to ANJ “You really suck at pointing the finger of blame, Major Butthurt Dickwad!”
Then Lapis, Pec, Joan, Pale and Peridot (the latter calling ANJ “You stupid CLOD!”) all join together in giving the Gary-Stu a great big shot in the chops, sending him backflipping on his ass!
As he gets up, ANJ now finds himself surrounded by all of Earth’s Gems and Beach City’s residents, all of them armed with melee and projectile weapons!
All the Gary-Stu could say now is “What? You all going to try and clobber omnipotence in carnet with feeble sticks and stones?”

Amethyst: You bet you soon-to-be-dust ass we will!
And as everyone charges at him they all start hitting him uncontrollably completely ignoring his screams and pleads for mercy until he's become yet again nothing more but a pile of dust.
Lapis: Not so tough and powerful afterall huh?

“Odd, he never begs for mercy before.” Joan wondered as smashed ANJ with a mace.
“The Will of the Trolls generally forces his personality to change at this state.” Fiendish replied.

Yet once again, the Gary-Stu pulls himself back together with one more trumpcard snarling “I WILL SMITE DOWN ALL OF YOU PARASITES!” As he withdraws the sword he made out of the Diamonds while snatching Steven’s gem to complete the blade.

Yet instead of completing the sword, the four diamonds fuse and take form into the Paragon Diamond, and once again, the Gary-Stu gets clobbered, this time with his own prophecy slabs as clubs!

Sir Pec then grabs ANJ by the head and demands “You are going to undo everything you violated in this multiverse and never return here ever again!”
“And bring back Pale Peridot’s universe you CLOD!” Crystal Gem Peridot included.

ANJ is forced to do so, and once everything is restored back to the way it was before his arrival, a portal to the Outerverse opens and everyone charges up their final attack to land one last blow to shove the bastard through the portal and banish the Gary-Stu once and for all!

ANJ, getting desperate at this point, sees Steven in front of everyone else and with his gem reattached.
The Gary-Stu demands “Think about what you are doing you little swine! Resorting to hate and violence against your pacifism and love! I thought you cared for everyone!”

Yet Steven simply answered “There isn’t a single person here, or anywhere else, who cares about you!”

And then with one final attack they all pushed him into the portal. Their universe had finally been saved from the evil overlord.

Sir Peccatori: Finally, Karma has been brought upon that bastard after tormenting this multiverse fo so long!

Pale Peridot: I’ll be able to return home and make amends to my past mistakes!

Jeanne D’Arc didn’t say anything as she opened a portal to the revived universe the pale Peridot mentioned. Pec and Peridot simply said thank you and farewell to everyone else before leaving.

Master Fiendish and Calcite Lazuli both reunite together in a hug.

And everyone was finally able to relax and have a good time (at least for now)

The end.

Steven Universe, which G-A-Wolf did the RP of, belongs to Rebecca Sugar.

Master Fiendish, Sir Peccatori, Joan of Arc and the Gary-Stu belong to me.