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mutleyjames — The Unicorn's Anatomy.
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Published: 2009-02-01 23:02:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 19383; Favourites: 166; Downloads: 2931
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Remember - should a unicorn get close enough to touch you with it's pingers then you are most likely dead.In the unlikely circumstance you live in spite of the odds, thrust several fingers into the gonophore sphincter, wherein two or more eggs are likely to be exiting during its excitable state. This should agitate the unicorn enough momentarily allowing you to escape being impaled on the wildly flailing bile duct.
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?...I wonder what color the skin on the ____ would be ?
and then should the ____ be rainbow and how would It taste ?
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There is a small but vital typo in your last line. It should read:
"This should agitate the unicorn enough momentarily allowing you to escape, by being impaled on the wildly flailing bile duct." O
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This is hilarious, for some reason the understated "crest" is what cracked me up the most 
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..why is there a hand sticking out of its butt?
also, i am taking your finger-thrusting advice seriously. better work when i encounter one!
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good lord i will never look at unicorns the same.
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hehe.....awesome. I never knew how vile these creatures are...... must stay away from them....
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I always knew there was something sinister behind all those fluffy white manes and big glistening eyes.....
Uhg. They're revolting.
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God damn, people should make a public service announcement about these things! They're dangerous!! :0
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What about it's hoogers? Are they any more dangerous than the pingers?
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I have been writting about remotly sensing moisture content of soils from satellite mounted devices for 8 hours for a presentation I have to give tomoro. Quite frankly this is hilarious. this may have prevented me offing myself with a blunt object to avoid the next 60 years of my life as an environmental scientist. Superb!!!!
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Lol. Maybe I'll feel the same way once I get to college and start studying biology.
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Hence, we can see that unicorns aren't very different than us...
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Man, I'm seeing them in a whole new light! O.o Brilliant and original work!
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