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Published: 2019-04-04 21:27:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 4118; Favourites: 45; Downloads: 16
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Merlin says not to eat humans, obviously. He tells Lukas to pick up this ice cream truck so they can eat what's inside. But all that's inside is a human?No wonder Lukas is confused by this?
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This is so cute Who's the Giant in the forest here? ^^Β
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This is Lukas, he's now a kid like the other giants!
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I would like to see him more as a mute giant kid who's also 56ft tall and is a big cutie pie. Awww! Thanks.Β
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He's more like 80-ish ft. Tall. He's still mute and definitely tried to stay on a strict
"No humans" diet, but animalistic hunting instincts are much stronger since he's so young. Hijinks will soon unfold!
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Dang, this kid is so cute yet animalistic and Gigantic. I would love to see more Pics of him as a kid. He's a cute big baby boy. ^^Β
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Buddy. I tried this when I was a kid. Carrying the snack around won't make your parent/guardian want to buy it for you.
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Talking ain't gonna work here. Especially since Merlin is encouraging the looting of this poor woman's ice cream truck. Lukas just can't see the treasures that lie within that metal box!
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Merlin! Don't be a bad influence on the child!!
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Merlin: As long as Lukas doth not consumeth yonder woman in ye truck, O haveth no quarrels with the child!
*Lukas begins gently shaking the truck in an attempt to hear what's inside, only to hear the woman thumping around inside*
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Fine I shall say it in ye old English
Me: Tis thy responsibility to maintain humans safe in the precence of thy giant feline child.
Oof that's some bruises at least (=~
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*Lukas stops shaking when he realizes that it was the woman being rolled around like a pair of dice*
Merlin: However right that may be, if't be true that Lukas hast placeth ye truck down , we shan't get any ice cream! I promised Lukas a treat liketh no other, and I wisheth not to disappoint him.
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Honey could you not. Thank you.
Thou art a powerful wizzard is this correct?
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*Lukas plucks the now unconscious woman out of the truck and dangles her in the air, unsure what to do with her.*
Merlin: Aye! My liege, Arthur, declared me to be Ye strongest wizard in all of Camelot's amazingeth splendor!
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Then thou should be capable of paying the poor girl. Thou can start by apologizing and helping her with any injuries.
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*Lukas starts to poke and prod the girl, before bring stopped by Merlin*
Merlin:. FINETH! Ugh... I shall pay this woman in gold and cast a spell that heals her in full.... If I have too...
*Merlin flicks his wrist, gold appears in the truck and all of the cuts and bruises on the woman are healed. He takes two ice cream cones and gives one to Lukas.*
*Lukas places the tiny treat in his mouth. His eyes light up when the chocolate-vanilla twist touches his taste buds. He promptly got the other one by engulfing half of Merlin in his mouth, taking the cone, spitting Merlin out, then swallowing the cone down. He sighs in contentment shortly after.
Merlin, quite annoyed: Lukas! That was mine cone of creamed ice! Thou shalt not get another next time we visiteth an ice cream truck!
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I see my work here is done *twirls the stash and jumps backwards into a portal*
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Me:. SCHEIαΊE! NOT AGAIN!! DAMMIT CAT! YOU'RE THE BAD INFLUENCE! OPENING RIFTS IN SPACETIME COULD LET SOMETHING UNEXPECTED THROUGH!
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WHY IS MERLIN INTERACRING WITH ICE CREAM TRUCKS IN THE FIRST PLACE!? ID SAY THATS PRETTY UNEXPECTED MYTHO
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*inhales. Slowly*
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*Exhales...*
I'm not doing this arguing thing right now, but I can assure you that because of your actions, someone else will be warped back in time so she can deal with the unstoppable Force that is Lukas. She may die, as Lukas can use the fact that she isn't human as a loophole to get through any of Merlin's restrictions.
Your actions have consequences here!
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Did you just imply that i would be sent back and time and be eaten by lukas?
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I don't think so, if I did that's *ahem* not... What I MEANT to say, but I wouldn't entirely mind if that was the case?
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wouldn't that be cannibalism squared? Because I'm a cat and also technically human?
Also. Wow.
That's heckin rude
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Let me just say, for the record, I don't want any ill will coming to ANY of my watchers, cats or otherwise. If Lukas did something like that, you can be sure that someone's getting smacked into the 23rd dimension.
In all seriousness, I was referring to Christina, the original ally to teen Lukas. IMMA NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TUH DO SOMETIN' LIKE THAT TO SOMEONE WHO INVADED MY WORLD, TOOK IT OVER, DESTROYED IT, DEBUNKED OUR OWN EXISTENCE, AND STILL HAD ENOUGH STRENGTH TO HOP BACK HOME!!!
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Aw, thanks Mytho.
Wait I thought she was human.
I could always being one of my ocs in here, see how they'd fair it. Though their power isn't so much in their size as their powers and social manipulation abilities. Would you like to meet a few?
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As long as we don't die, any can come over!
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I can solemly promise no one will die.
Hey Mytho have you ever thought about using digital? I think it would really help you advance your work
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I wish I could, but I don't have the money or experience. I could try and get something on my phone, but that's about it.
But aside from that, are we going to your world to meet these guys or are they coming here?
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I can suggest some free programs, I use Ibis paint. It's free in the Google play store.
Lol do you actually want to make this an rp? Because if we are then we should do.it in notes
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No, I think we should just leave it here. And thank you for recommending that, I'll definitely try it out!
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Okie dokie. If you need others or just have questions feel free to ask me, it can take Abit to find one you like and abit of a learning curve but I cant wait to see what you make!
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