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N7-Commander — 10 Worst Movies EVER (no order)

Published: 2012-12-26 21:09:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 1388; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 4
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Juno: This movie is just stupid, teen pregnancy, bad enough? The plot is shitty and I wanted to kill myself when one of my exes took me to the film (thankfully not one of the two with dA accounts), I later dumped her later when I found out that she okays teen pregnancy.

Spider Man 2: This movie was boring, just seriously, at least Spider Man 3 (somehow) redeemed the series.

Penelope: Yeah, you saved yourself by not seeing it or hearing about it, it's just yawn, boring.

The mentioned Twilight films: You should know, sparkling vampires, horrible plot, Twilight 1 was okay but Twilight 2 was two hours of WAHHHHHHHHH WAAAHHH WAHHHHHHH and Twilight 4 Part 1 was fucktarded at best.

Super Mario Bros: Fuck no, bad costumes, bad acting, bad everything.

Lost in Space: Film is overrated, I slept while watching the film.

Max Payne: Why would they dare to tarnish a video game legend? Fucking seriously, the plot isn't faithful and the film itself isn't either, just, why?

The Smurfs: I can't say anything nice, it just sucks.

Cars 2: Pixar's first shitty film, when I first saw it in the theaters, I was disappointed and not just that, pissed off that I WASTED two fucking hours of my life watching it, I also wanted my money back.

So there you go, if you haven't seen them, don't, save your hours, save yourself, why did they have to exist? Why?
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OlivePeaches [2024-07-21 22:00:09 +0000 UTC]

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AdrenalineRush1996 [2014-06-17 11:07:39 +0000 UTC]

Agree with this list except Juno and Spider-Man 2, which the latter is one of the best superhero film sequels of all time.

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Celestial-Rainstorm [2014-06-07 05:27:23 +0000 UTC]

Ugh. Hated Juno. 

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fernwhen [2014-04-09 03:01:16 +0000 UTC]

Not a fan of Michael Cera. Also, is it just me, or does that sky make Bella's butt look like it's glowing?

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thearist2013 [2013-08-04 16:35:35 +0000 UTC]

y u no like Juno and Cars 2?

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UncleGargy [2012-12-26 22:52:15 +0000 UTC]

Smurfs could have been better. If Smurfs 2 is worse then I'll put a curse on all of the writers. Mark my words!

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FlacidPenis [2012-12-26 22:07:08 +0000 UTC]

Juno was crap, yes.

I disagree with you on Super Mario Bros, it was the best film ever, 11/10.

Amazing Spider-Man was better than Spider-Man 2 and 3 combined, I liked 3 because of Venom.

Never saw Penelope, thanks for telling me not to see it.

Are you kidding? Twilight was classic (no not really, that was sarcasm).

Waiiiit, you hate Lost in Space?

Same applies to the majority of video game films.

The Smurfs was pure shit, yes.

Cars 2 was mediocre at best, in fact, the Cars franchise just sold out.

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