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Phallic symbols were used in religion from ancient times, human penises created human life and therefore, penises were sacred and you see, the cross was the symbol for the penis but that's not all, crosses were used in religion for thousands of years, in hundreds of cultures, even before the drinkers of Christ's blood began using them.

"Various figures of crosses are found everywhere on Egyptian monuments and tombs, and are considered by many authorities as symbolical either of the phallus [a representation of the male sex organ] or of coition. . . . In Egyptian tombs the crux ansata [cross with a circle or handle on top] is found side by side with the phallus." A Short History of Sex-Worship (London, 1940), H. Cutner, pp. 16, 17; see also The Non-Christian Cross, p. 183.

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The cross is merely the representation of the penis, and used by catholics to bless others, they are actually blessing them with THEIR DICK!!

"Yet the cross itself is the oldest of phallic emblems, and the lozenge-shaped windows of cathedrals are proof that the yonic symbols have survived the destructions of the pagan Mysteries. The very structure of the church itself is permeated with (sexual symbolism) phallicism. Remove from the Christian Church all emblems of Priapic origin and nothing is left..." -The secret teaching of all ages by Manley P. Hall

Catholics might as well just start waving dildos in front of the faithful, it would just amount to the same fucking thing. And to those who wear it as jewelry or as a tattoo, you are wearing a fucking penis!
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Comments: 121

sleepyweez In reply to ??? [2013-08-03 11:31:35 +0000 UTC]

I'm a Catholic. 

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TheBattyCrow In reply to sleepyweez [2013-08-03 22:25:59 +0000 UTC]

Hooray! Good to meet you (metaphorically, that is :3)

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sleepyweez In reply to TheBattyCrow [2013-08-04 05:01:50 +0000 UTC]

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SpaceCinnaBuns In reply to ??? [2013-06-20 11:03:18 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I am a Catholic and I can't even get along with other Catholics.

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TheBattyCrow In reply to SpaceCinnaBuns [2013-06-20 12:54:05 +0000 UTC]

Aye, we're a tough bunch

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SpaceCinnaBuns In reply to TheBattyCrow [2013-06-20 12:59:57 +0000 UTC]

Yup.

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TheBattyCrow In reply to SpaceCinnaBuns [2013-06-20 13:05:58 +0000 UTC]

But that's also kinda appealing about us. In a way
IDK why I find that so funny XDD

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SpaceCinnaBuns In reply to TheBattyCrow [2013-06-20 13:08:22 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I completely agree, bro.

People say that I study in a Catholic School and I am living in a Christian Life means that I'm very religious. My family is far from being religious so far. XD

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TheBattyCrow In reply to SpaceCinnaBuns [2013-06-20 13:13:19 +0000 UTC]

Lol same here. But we try our best XDD

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SpaceCinnaBuns In reply to TheBattyCrow [2013-06-20 13:13:42 +0000 UTC]

Hmm... Yes, very much. XD

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trulyfantasticme [2013-05-17 04:27:50 +0000 UTC]

....I'll never look at a cross the same way again... XD

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Featherfishes In reply to ??? [2013-05-09 21:05:03 +0000 UTC]

what.

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TheMightyDenYbgib In reply to ??? [2013-05-04 15:21:17 +0000 UTC]

What if penises were actually crosses?

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N7-Commander In reply to TheMightyDenYbgib [2013-05-06 14:05:30 +0000 UTC]

They are.

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0L50NJ4 In reply to ??? [2013-04-24 01:47:40 +0000 UTC]

AMEN!
=-D

=-D

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AvantGardePony In reply to ??? [2013-04-05 23:04:15 +0000 UTC]

That explains why I feel the way I do when people waggle their religion in my face..

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Supportergirl777 In reply to AvantGardePony [2013-05-05 23:55:35 +0000 UTC]

They probably feel that way when you go around outing nonsense on abortion and crap.

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AvantGardePony In reply to Supportergirl777 [2013-05-06 07:33:47 +0000 UTC]

Nice lag, you commented exactly a month, to the day, after I commented this.

Outing means bringing a truth to light. Outing nonsense is an oxymoron. You are a regular moron.

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Craptrap In reply to ??? [2013-03-28 22:00:23 +0000 UTC]

Fuck the cross, my Darwin blade is longer, and bigger than that piece of shit.

It looks like this: [link]

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N7-Commander In reply to Craptrap [2013-04-01 19:00:15 +0000 UTC]

Dragonbone FTW.

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binarystep In reply to ??? [2013-03-19 18:51:26 +0000 UTC]

Don't forget the fish symbol. Aka mermaid vagina.

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Enemom In reply to binarystep [2013-06-04 01:36:35 +0000 UTC]

Found you.

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JaniceTheFurry In reply to Enemom [2013-07-12 07:06:20 +0000 UTC]

FOUND

YOU

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Enemom In reply to JaniceTheFurry [2013-07-12 14:27:57 +0000 UTC]

YAYAYAYAYAY!

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binarystep In reply to Enemom [2013-06-04 01:51:57 +0000 UTC]

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Enemom In reply to binarystep [2013-06-04 01:58:35 +0000 UTC]

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N7-Commander In reply to binarystep [2013-03-20 18:57:21 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, good one.

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binarystep In reply to N7-Commander [2013-03-20 19:07:59 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOLOLOL

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Star-Dusk [2013-02-12 22:16:08 +0000 UTC]

Mind = blown.

Well, I actually knew this but good to know.

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Rivermask13 In reply to ??? [2013-01-29 23:00:28 +0000 UTC]

They nailed Jesus to a penis.
Religion just got slightly less awful and even more ridiculous.

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BisexualMarshMallow In reply to ??? [2013-01-10 23:20:08 +0000 UTC]

No wonder I'm more offended by the cross. XD

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N7-Commander In reply to BisexualMarshMallow [2013-01-23 23:06:42 +0000 UTC]

Exactly.

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BisexualMarshMallow In reply to N7-Commander [2013-01-24 01:52:43 +0000 UTC]

I don't get christfags. They worship a falic symbol, that's also a death symbol.

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N7-Commander In reply to BisexualMarshMallow [2013-01-24 18:23:47 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, so funny.

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fantasEteen In reply to ??? [2013-01-04 08:21:45 +0000 UTC]

my brain exploded X'D so basically in the occult, one uses a penis to defend themselves against vampires and other such evil creatures? (yeah, i know they don't exist but the very thought of it makes me laugh XDDD )

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N7-Commander In reply to fantasEteen [2013-01-10 20:09:03 +0000 UTC]

Yes, because your cross/dildo technically might as well be urinating on those vampires.

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PieWriter In reply to ??? [2012-12-22 05:23:55 +0000 UTC]

The cross was a torture and execution device used by the Romans to kill prisoners, the same thing they used to crucify Jesus that later become the Christian symbol. Coincidence? Sure; it's not uncommon for different cultures or religions to use similar symbols, and there's nothing wrong with that. But what you show here is a lack of knowledge of not just theology, but history as well.

Try harder next time.

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Slutgirl08 In reply to ??? [2012-12-21 19:12:23 +0000 UTC]

I actually knew this before you made this stamp.

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dlaESP In reply to ??? [2012-12-20 23:20:39 +0000 UTC]

Wow, this is priceless XD
So now the common 'holy symbol' is not only a torture device but also a dick!

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CaveLupa In reply to ??? [2012-12-20 18:32:34 +0000 UTC]

I was searching for some butthurt comments and didn't find any. Too bad. This stamp is just awesome

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LadyDemon389 [2012-12-20 15:49:03 +0000 UTC]

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mhm98 In reply to ??? [2012-12-20 12:21:47 +0000 UTC]

Cocks are true religion

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SonicWolvelina99 [2012-12-20 12:07:51 +0000 UTC]

THIS.

EXPLAINS.

EVERYTHING.

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regidar In reply to ??? [2012-12-20 05:18:18 +0000 UTC]

That is bootiful. I will remember to mention that to everyone with a cross penis around their neck.

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IikkuZeprys-9 [2012-12-20 04:33:05 +0000 UTC]

Think of the people who have a cross tattooed on their body.
They have a penis.
On their arm.
With "I love Jesus" written in it.
AND IT WILL NEVER COME OFF.
YES.

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Fragdog In reply to IikkuZeprys-9 [2012-12-21 22:55:14 +0000 UTC]

Actually with laser surgery, the tattoo can come off.

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Colbatros In reply to ??? [2012-12-20 04:07:37 +0000 UTC]

Yet a good bunch of them get their panties in a massive knot everytime sex is mentionned.

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thefruitsong In reply to ??? [2012-12-20 00:46:20 +0000 UTC]

*insert witty joke about Catholic priests here*

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SparkMaster37 In reply to ??? [2012-12-20 00:46:12 +0000 UTC]

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u-ok-england In reply to ??? [2012-12-20 00:20:48 +0000 UTC]

this is rather funny.

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