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Previously

(Edited: 17/9/2018) Forgot the emblem ;D

RVB Opening Theme

At the tank/Sheila's corpse

BANG BANG BANG

How to stop the tank firing? Well, Tucker and Caboose are trying to discuss that problem.

Tucker: Okay, which wires did you pull out?
Caboose: Blue, Green, anything that makes Sheila move. Oh! And I also pull out the purple one too which is connected to an ice making machine.
Tucker: This thing has an ice making machine?! I didn't know that!
Caboose: Yeah but all the ice that came out is all browny and rusty. It tastes like rotten licorice. Yuck!
Tucker: So which wire did you pull out that 'turned the tank on auto-fire?
Caboose: I think the red one.
Tucker: Well what are you waiting for? Put it back.

Caboose opens the junction box at the tank's side and reconnects the red wire back to its place, but after putting it back the tank still keeps firing.

Caboose: Did Sheila stop?
Tucker: It's still firing! Did you really put it back at the right place?
Caboose: I put it back in the hole with the same color as the wire.
Tucker: Fuck! Turret's not responding anymore. Any ideas?
Caboose: Maybe we should wait for the turret to finish all the ammunition.
Tucker: Fuck that, that'll take too long. How about we just tear off the tank's battery? No wait, the thing's got a backup solar generator.
Caboose: Or maybe we just climb on the turret and jam the isnide with a rock.
Tucker: Oh! Uhm... yeah that sounds like a good idea. Hold on, I'll get the ladder.

On the base's roof

Church: You have to be the most suicidal girl I have ever met!!! I mean- who the fuck would be stupid enough not to wear armor in a middle of a war?! This canyon is filled with trigger happy idiots who'll shoot anyone at anytime, regardless if you're carrying a flag or not! You would not believe how much that hurts, but you... oh, you won't last a day here!
Weiss: Mr. Church, I am fully aware of what you're saying, but I have a strong reason to why I refuse to wear my armor. Yes, I am violating rules and regulation, but a soldier still have rights to have proper equipment.
Church: Proper equipment? The fuck are you talking about? The Mjolnir system is a good enough armor in this army.
Weiss: Except my armor isn't a Mjolnir.

Moment of silence

Church: ... Wait wait wait. Could you repeat that?
Weiss: They gave me a different armor.
Church: Different armor? Since when did Command started giving new armor, I wasn't informed of that.
Weiss: They don't, sir. We're still using the Mark V, but what they gave me is a substitute.
Church: Substitute? As in there aren't any available Mjolnirs?
Weiss: Yessir. You want to hear the long or the short story?
Church: Long so I can understand better.
Weiss: Okay. It all started back at Command shortly before I was deployed here. I was promised to be equipped with my personal Mjolnir Mark V armor, until they all ran out all the sudden.
Church: Ran out? What happened, some big planetary battle happened?
Weiss: That's the same thing I asked the quartermaster and he said no. There was an accident that happened at one of our bases at the Anima system and... sigh... you would not believe the idiocy that happened there. The soldiers stationed there have been trying to create a metal eating culture that they can use against the REDs. I was quite impressed by the results after they launched it at the enemy, until the solution also started to eat their creators' armors and equipment! Amateurs. Still don't understand the dangers of biological weaponry.
Church: And they gave you a 'substitute'. Damn must be tough to be in your position. So what's this substitute armor, mind showing it to me?
Weiss: I prefer if you don't.
Church: Oh come on, just a look that's all.
Weiss: Well okay. But you better not laugh once I showed it to you.

Back at the tank.

A panel dropped beside Tucker. Close one for it could've hit his head.

Tucker: Jesus! Watch where you throw that!
Caboose: Sorry! By the way I've opened the turret!
Tucker: Great! Now jam the rock into it.
Caboose: What?!
Tucker: Man that firing's blocking my voice. Just do what you have to do, I'll be down here if you need me!!!
Caboose: Okay!
Tucker: Nah screw it, I'm sure Caboose will be okay without me. Time to have good chatr with the new babe. What the?

Before Tucker leaves, he saw a flash of light flickering within the junction box. He looks closely at the inside and notice that one of them, an orange wire, is sparking out electricity.

Tucker: *whistle* This looks dangerous. I better pull it off but not sure what'll happen. Hey Caboose, what does the orange wire connect to?
Caboose: Oh that wire? That connects to the air conditioning!
Tucker: Huh, then it's okay.

Tucker pulls the wire.

Back on the roof

The tank stopped firing at last. Church sighed in great relief as he thought those two won't be able to fix it and they did. Now to turn back to the new recruit. He sees Weiss taking out each pieces of her armor out of her duffle bag. Helmet, vest, boots, etc. Church doesn't recognized this substitute armor before. Back at bootcamp, he was lectured to identify all types of body armor, but never this one.

Church: So that's your 'substitute' armor. I've never seen this type before.
Weiss: I knew you haven't, so let me give you a brief lecture. This armor dates back before we found an easier way to mass produce the Mjolnir system. It is called the M52B body armor, designed back before the Great War and was worn by soldiers of the UNSC Marine Corp. Unlike its Mjolnir counterpart today, it is not made out titanium alloy and does not possess a personnal shield generator, but consists of several layers of ballistic shock-absorbing and heat reduction gel layers to help reduce velocity and felt shock from ballistics, shrapnel, and explosives as well as reducing the burn caused by plasma once it reaches the flesh. Any questions?
Church: .... Uhm... yeah, mind telling me the shorter version?
Weiss: It means it's shit you dunce!!! Yes, this armor has good protection, but since our weapons have been advanced with the help of the Sangheili after the Schism, the chances of survival while wearing this thing has dropped down to 68%. And that's not a chance I'm willing to take!
Church: *whistle* Okay that armor's really shitty. But regardless, you can't just go unarmored all the time!
Weiss: I know that and besides, Command said it will soon deliver my Mjolnir. All I need to do is wait its arrival.
Church: And when will it arrive?
Weiss: about three days time.
Church: Huh, won't take that long to get here. But still you gotta wear that junk just in case. After those two morons you saw earlier used 'auto-fire' on the tank, some of the shells might've landed on the RED's turf. I know the RED Seargent here very well and whenver we 'attack', there's always a very high chance that he will launch a counterattack and...... What?

Weiss is making a shocked expression as if she's seeing something. Church is puzzled by her sudden reaction.

Church: What? Why are you making that face?
Caboose: TUCKER! PUT IT BACK, PUT THE WIRE BACK!!!
Church: [turns around] JESUS CHRIST, CABOOSE!!!"

Church became horrified to see what he's seeing. He sees Caboose hanging on the turret's barrel and that's not all, the turret is spinning around up to 3km/h!!!

Caboose: CHURCH, HELP ME!!!
Church: This is just plain FUCKING fantastic! Rooke, follow me! GOD!

Back at the tank (again)

Tucker: Oh this is not good, this is not good! What do I do? What do I do?

What have I done?! he thought. Caboose said the orange wire was connected to the air conditioning. Perhaps he didn't hear him correctly due to the firing. He had reconnected the orange wire, but the turret is still spinning! Then he started pulling every wire in the box, only to make things worse! The effects of the removal causes the tank to making a loud commotion in the canyon by producing bizarre sounds through its horns and headlights flickering different colors. He better stop this before Church...

Church: TUCKER!!!

Never mind.

Church: Answers, now!
Tucker: Church, I could explain! One of the wires were sparking, I pull it out and...
Church: Yeah yeah yeah, I can tell the work that you'd been doing here! Goddammit, Tucker, I was still in a fucking meeting!
Tucker: Hey don't blame me! Caboose is the one that started al this mess.
Caboose: TUCKER... I don't feel so good... DID IT!!!
Tucker: Shut the fuck up!
Church: Okay, how do we stop it? Should we remove the battery?
Tucker: Hell no! This thing also run's on solar power, it'll still function! Maybe we should wait till nightfall.
Church: We can't wait till nightfall! Reconnect the wires, fix it, I don't care, just DEACTIVATE IT!!!

VROOOOOooooooooommm

Church: What the-?

The tank stopped!

Church: Well that was fast. Good job, asshole.
Tucker: I didn't do anything!

A nauseated Caboose drops beside the two.

Tucker: Yo, Caboose! You okay?
Caboose: Ugh... [stands up] Oh excuse me!

Caboose rushes to a nearby rock to release what's left of his breakfast. Church and Tucker wonder what deactivated the tank, until Weiss approached them with an annoyed face.

Weiss: Of all the other soldiers I have met back at bootcamp, you two, not you Church, are by far the most idiotic men I've ever met!
Tucker: Well well, come to meet with the handsome guy, eh? You've come to the right time 'cause I was-
Weiss: No. By the way, don't you guys know there's an emergency off switch beneath the butt of the tank?
Tucker: Wait, what?!?!
Church: There's an emergency off switch on Shei- I mean, our tank?!
Weiss: Of course! Every tank needs to have some kind of precaution in case it goes wild. Didn't the tank's tutorial program told you something like that?

Church and Tucker looked at one another. Luckily their helmets blocked their embarrased faces.

Church: No it didn't say anything about an emergency off switch.
Tucker: I've heard the tutorial program a lot of times, I never heard about that.
Caboose at rock: Sheila did told me... BLAARGH!!!... I forgot about it.
Church and Tucker: Shut up!!!
Weiss: Wow this war is starting to get pretty.... fun. Was I really deployed in the right place?

A/N: Sorry about the long wait for another episode of this crossover. Been lazy. Plus I also edited the previous episodes, just to fix em up a bit. I'm not sure if I'm proud of creating this story but at least I tried my best.

Description
Previously

(Edited: 17/9/2018) Forgot the emblem ;D

RVB Opening Theme

At the tank/Sheila's corpse

BANG BANG BANG

How to stop the tank firing? Well, Tucker and Caboose are trying to discuss that problem.

Tucker: Okay, which wires did you pull out?
Caboose: Blue, Green, anything that makes Sheila move. Oh! And I also pull out the purple one too which is connected to an ice making machine.
Tucker: This thing has an ice making machine?! I didn't know that!
Caboose: Yeah but all the ice that came out is all browny and rusty. It tastes like rotten licorice. Yuck!
Tucker: So which wire did you pull out that 'turned the tank on auto-fire?
Caboose: I think the red one.
Tucker: Well what are you waiting for? Put it back.

Caboose opens the junction box at the tank's side and reconnects the red wire back to its place, but after putting it back the tank still keeps firing.

Caboose: Did Sheila stop?
Tucker: It's still firing! Did you really put it back at the right place?
Caboose: I put it back in the hole with the same color as the wire.
Tucker: Fuck! Turret's not responding anymore. Any ideas?
Caboose: Maybe we should wait for the turret to finish all the ammunition.
Tucker: Fuck that, that'll take too long. How about we just tear off the tank's battery? No wait, the thing's got a backup solar generator.
Caboose: Or maybe we just climb on the turret and jam the isnide with a rock.
Tucker: Oh! Uhm... yeah that sounds like a good idea. Hold on, I'll get the ladder.

On the base's roof

Church: You have to be the most suicidal girl I have ever met!!! I mean- who the fuck would be stupid enough not to wear armor in a middle of a war?! This canyon is filled with trigger happy idiots who'll shoot anyone at anytime, regardless if you're carrying a flag or not! You would not believe how much that hurts, but you... oh, you won't last a day here!
Weiss: Mr. Church, I am fully aware of what you're saying, but I have a strong reason to why I refuse to wear my armor. Yes, I am violating rules and regulation, but a soldier still have rights to have proper equipment.
Church: Proper equipment? The fuck are you talking about? The Mjolnir system is a good enough armor in this army.
Weiss: Except my armor isn't a Mjolnir.

Moment of silence

Church: ... Wait wait wait. Could you repeat that?
Weiss: They gave me a different armor.
Church: Different armor? Since when did Command started giving new armor, I wasn't informed of that.
Weiss: They don't, sir. We're still using the Mark V, but what they gave me is a substitute.
Church: Substitute? As in there aren't any available Mjolnirs?
Weiss: Yessir. You want to hear the long or the short story?
Church: Long so I can understand better.
Weiss: Okay. It all started back at Command shortly before I was deployed here. I was promised to be equipped with my personal Mjolnir Mark V armor, until they all ran out all the sudden.
Church: Ran out? What happened, some big planetary battle happened?
Weiss: That's the same thing I asked the quartermaster and he said no. There was an accident that happened at one of our bases at the Anima system and... sigh... you would not believe the idiocy that happened there. The soldiers stationed there have been trying to create a metal eating culture that they can use against the REDs. I was quite impressed by the results after they launched it at the enemy, until the solution also started to eat their creators' armors and equipment! Amateurs. Still don't understand the dangers of biological weaponry.
Church: And they gave you a 'substitute'. Damn must be tough to be in your position. So what's this substitute armor, mind showing it to me?
Weiss: I prefer if you don't.
Church: Oh come on, just a look that's all.
Weiss: Well okay. But you better not laugh once I showed it to you.

Back at the tank.

A panel dropped beside Tucker. Close one for it could've hit his head.

Tucker: Jesus! Watch where you throw that!
Caboose: Sorry! By the way I've opened the turret!
Tucker: Great! Now jam the rock into it.
Caboose: What?!
Tucker: Man that firing's blocking my voice. Just do what you have to do, I'll be down here if you need me!!!
Caboose: Okay!
Tucker: Nah screw it, I'm sure Caboose will be okay without me. Time to have good chatr with the new babe. What the?

Before Tucker leaves, he saw a flash of light flickering within the junction box. He looks closely at the inside and notice that one of them, an orange wire, is sparking out electricity.

Tucker: *whistle* This looks dangerous. I better pull it off but not sure what'll happen. Hey Caboose, what does the orange wire connect to?
Caboose: Oh that wire? That connects to the air conditioning!
Tucker: Huh, then it's okay.

Tucker pulls the wire.

Back on the roof

The tank stopped firing at last. Church sighed in great relief as he thought those two won't be able to fix it and they did. Now to turn back to the new recruit. He sees Weiss taking out each pieces of her armor out of her duffle bag. Helmet, vest, boots, etc. Church doesn't recognized this substitute armor before. Back at bootcamp, he was lectured to identify all types of body armor, but never this one.

Church: So that's your 'substitute' armor. I've never seen this type before.
Weiss: I knew you haven't, so let me give you a brief lecture. This armor dates back before we found an easier way to mass produce the Mjolnir system. It is called the M52B body armor, designed back before the Great War and was worn by soldiers of the UNSC Marine Corp. Unlike its Mjolnir counterpart today, it is not made out titanium alloy and does not possess a personnal shield generator, but consists of several layers of ballistic shock-absorbing and heat reduction gel layers to help reduce velocity and felt shock from ballistics, shrapnel, and explosives as well as reducing the burn caused by plasma once it reaches the flesh. Any questions?
Church: .... Uhm... yeah, mind telling me the shorter version?
Weiss: It means it's shit you dunce!!! Yes, this armor has good protection, but since our weapons have been advanced with the help of the Sangheili after the Schism, the chances of survival while wearing this thing has dropped down to 68%. And that's not a chance I'm willing to take!
Church: *whistle* Okay that armor's really shitty. But regardless, you can't just go unarmored all the time!
Weiss: I know that and besides, Command said it will soon deliver my Mjolnir. All I need to do is wait its arrival.
Church: And when will it arrive?
Weiss: about three days time.
Church: Huh, won't take that long to get here. But still you gotta wear that junk just in case. After those two morons you saw earlier used 'auto-fire' on the tank, some of the shells might've landed on the RED's turf. I know the RED Seargent here very well and whenver we 'attack', there's always a very high chance that he will launch a counterattack and...... What?

Weiss is making a shocked expression as if she's seeing something. Church is puzzled by her sudden reaction.

Church: What? Why are you making that face?
Caboose: TUCKER! PUT IT BACK, PUT THE WIRE BACK!!!
Church: [turns around] JESUS CHRIST, CABOOSE!!!"

Church became horrified to see what he's seeing. He sees Caboose hanging on the turret's barrel and that's not all, the turret is spinning around up to 3km/h!!!

Caboose: CHURCH, HELP ME!!!
Church: This is just plain FUCKING fantastic! Rooke, follow me! GOD!

Back at the tank (again)

Tucker: Oh this is not good, this is not good! What do I do? What do I do?

What have I done?! he thought. Caboose said the orange wire was connected to the air conditioning. Perhaps he didn't hear him correctly due to the firing. He had reconnected the orange wire, but the turret is still spinning! Then he started pulling every wire in the box, only to make things worse! The effects of the removal causes the tank to making a loud commotion in the canyon by producing bizarre sounds through its horns and headlights flickering different colors. He better stop this before Church...

Church: TUCKER!!!

Never mind.

Church: Answers, now!
Tucker: Church, I could explain! One of the wires were sparking, I pull it out and...
Church: Yeah yeah yeah, I can tell the work that you'd been doing here! Goddammit, Tucker, I was still in a fucking meeting!
Tucker: Hey don't blame me! Caboose is the one that started al this mess.
Caboose: TUCKER... I don't feel so good... DID IT!!!
Tucker: Shut the fuck up!
Church: Okay, how do we stop it? Should we remove the battery?
Tucker: Hell no! This thing also run's on solar power, it'll still function! Maybe we should wait till nightfall.
Church: We can't wait till nightfall! Reconnect the wires, fix it, I don't care, just DEACTIVATE IT!!!

VROOOOOooooooooommm

Church: What the-?

The tank stopped!

Church: Well that was fast. Good job, asshole.
Tucker: I didn't do anything!

A nauseated Caboose drops beside the two.

Tucker: Yo, Caboose! You okay?
Caboose: Ugh... [stands up] Oh excuse me!

Caboose rushes to a nearby rock to release what's left of his breakfast. Church and Tucker wonder what deactivated the tank, until Weiss approached them with an annoyed face.

Weiss: Of all the other soldiers I have met back at bootcamp, you two, not you Church, are by far the most idiotic men I've ever met!
Tucker: Well well, come to meet with the handsome guy, eh? You've come to the right time 'cause I was-
Weiss: No. By the way, don't you guys know there's an emergency off switch beneath the butt of the tank?
Tucker: Wait, what?!?!
Church: There's an emergency off switch on Shei- I mean, our tank?!
Weiss: Of course! Every tank needs to have some kind of precaution in case it goes wild. Didn't the tank's tutorial program told you something like that?

Church and Tucker looked at one another. Luckily their helmets blocked their embarrased faces.

Church: No it didn't say anything about an emergency off switch.
Tucker: I've heard the tutorial program a lot of times, I never heard about that.
Caboose at rock: Sheila did told me... BLAARGH!!!... I forgot about it.
Church and Tucker: Shut up!!!
Weiss: Wow this war is starting to get pretty.... fun. Was I really deployed in the right place?

A/N: Sorry about the long wait for another episode of this crossover. Been lazy. Plus I also edited the previous episodes, just to fix em up a bit. I'm not sure if I'm proud of creating this story but at least I tried my best.