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*RVB Opening Theme*

In the Blue base's weapon storage room.

Church: Unbelievable. This was a complete waste of time! We've been sitting our asses for two hours for an incoming aerial attack doing nothing! Whatever that plane Caboose saw could be one of ours.
Weiss: I doubt it's one of ours. I've examined this rock, continent by continent, and there isn't a nearby friendly air base on this part of the planet. And if it were ours, they would've contacted us to hold fire.
Tucker: Weiss got a point. I tried contacting with them, but they haven't responded.
Church: Or maybe they're just lazy asses who's been blasting rap crap through their radio!
Tucker: Hey, Schnee. You wouldn't mind asking your sis'... I mean... Commander, to give us an anti-aircraft gun?
Weiss: Sorry, but those guns are only deployed for important positions.
Tucker: Aww.
Church: Come on. Let's go get some... what the fuck IS THAT?!?!

Church's scream made Weiss and Tucker jumped. The Aqua then pointed at something above them. When they turned up, they are surprised to see a small hole in the ceiling of the room, showing the sky outside!

Tucker: Whoa, where did that hole came from?
Weiss: It wasn't there
Church: Goddamit! While we were out there waiting to shoot down that plane, the Reds must've broken into the base!
Weiss: Calm down, the flag's hidden. There's no way they'll find it.
Church: Really? What about weapons and ammo?

Church spots a magazine beside his feet. He grabs it and shows it to Weiss near her face.

Church: Then what is this? And that?
Weiss: Okay okay. God you're a lot worse than-
Church: Now how the hell do we... Weiss?

As Church was about to tell her about how to fix the ceiling, he and Tucker were surprised to see that Weiss suddenly disappeared.

Church: Where did she go? Did you hear her going out?
Tucker: No, she was standing right there!

Tucker approaches to the area where Weiss once stand on. Church looked at the door, still closed when they entered the room. If Weiss had left, he would've hear the door opened. He turned back Tucker, only to learn that he too have disappeared. This wasn't helping at all.

Church: OH COME ON! WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GO TO... GASP!

Right in front of Church's feet is another hole in the floor! One more step and he could've fallen right down there. Church crouches down to take a closer look at it as well as what's down there. Could Weiss and Tucker fallen in there?

In the generator room.

Weiss: Hold it! HOLD IT!
Tucker: I am holding it!
Weiss: Well you're not holding it right!
Tucker: Says the girl who can barely hold a rifle!
Weiss: Easy, easy! Don't jog your head!

Weiss and Tucker are trying to steadily hold the object hanging between the pipes down slowly. As the two manage to bring it down, they moved slowly and place it down on top of their knees while moving with a lot of hesitation. The object they're holding appears to be a free fall bomb usually dropped by a plane. On the middle of the bomb is an exposed payload, possibly nuclear but luckily for them it's shielded from the inside so no worries for any radiations. Perhaps the plane Caboose saw may have been responsible.

Tucker: Schnee, could you... possibly lower your end so that we might-
Weiss: DON'T DO THAT!
Tucker: If you could use those psychic gylphs of yours, you could try-
Weiss: One slight move could set this thing off!
Tucker: Well we can't just sit here all day holding like this!
Weiss: If you don't stop moving, you'll be sitting on a nebula holding a harp!
Church: Guys, are you down there? Guys? GUYS! (from above)

Above them, Church is poking his head through the hole to see what's happening down there.

Church: You guys okay? Is the generator all- Tucker, Schnee, why are you guys sitting like that and what's that on your knees?
Weiss: It fell out off the plane. The one you said it's one of ours.
Church: T-that's... that's a bomb. A BOMB! Don't you know that fucking thing's a bomb?! It could be nuclear for all we know!
Weiss: Don't worry, it's shielded from the inside. It'll only release radiation when exploded.
Church: For all we know that thing could b-blow up any moment! Stay right there, I'll c-call Command a-and don't move a muscle! NOT A FUCKING MUSCLE!

Church moves his head out off the hole and starts running out of the storage room. On the way, he bumped onto Kai who is carrying three hotdogs. Kai wanted to ask what's going on with him but had little time as Church vanishes through the next corridor on the right. Kai continues heading towards the storage room, hoping she might share the hotdogs with Tucker and Weiss. When she enters, she finds the storage empty. No sight of the Ice Queen and the Teal One.

Kaikaina: Tucker, Schnee. I got some hotdogs! Hope you guys love Harakiri cause this stuff burns like hell, literally! Huh, guess they're not here.
Tucker: Is that you, Kai? (from below)
Kaikaina: Oh there are here! Where are you guys?
Weiss: We're right here! (from below)
Kaikaina: Where?
Weiss: Down here! (from below)
Kaikaina: Oh come on, are you guys playing hide and seek? That shit's for babies.
Tucker: Try looking down and see a hole! (from below)

Kaikaina did what Tucker said and is then surprised to see the hole on the floor. She slowly approaches it to examine it.

Kaikaina: Wow, talk about serious home renovations. I got you guys some hotdogs, these sausages will burn your taste buds to death!
Tucker: We got one of our own!

Kai pokes her head through the hole to see what's happening down there. Upon closer inspection, Kai is shocked to see a familiar object on top of Tucker and Weiss' lap.

Kaikaina: Is that bomb you're holding?!
Weiss: Of course it's a bomb we're holding you dope! Now listen to me very carefully! Go and get help!
Tucker: And quick! We don't know how long we'll hold!
Kaikaina: Roger that. Just hold on, I'll bring someone to accompany you while I'll call Command.

As Kai exits the door,she accidently bumps to Caboose on the way.

Caboose: Ouchie! Oh hi, Kai!
Kaikaina: Aah, Caboose! Just the man I needed. Listen, I have a job for you.
Caboose: A job? What the matter? Is your shaky thing broken?
Kaikaina: No no, it's fine. Now look.

Kai brings Caboose to storage and shows him the hole. Caboose makes the same reaction as Kai.

Kaikaina: Now look, there's an unexploded bomb down there.
Caboose: Then we better get out before it goes off!
Kaikaina: Don't worry. Tucker and Schnee got hold of it.
Caboose: Oh that's alright then. WHAT?!
Kaikaina: Now look, I'm going to call Command and let them send down an EOD squad.
Caboose: Then what should I do?
Kaikaina: Stay here and accompany, Tucker and Schnee. Do whatever it take to make 'em comfortable, yeah, you do that.
Caboose: But what if the bomb goes off?
Kaikaina: Uhm. Just crouch down and put both hands on your ears.

Kaikaina leaves the room, leaving Caboose alone to accompany the other Blues down in the hole. Caboose feels uncomfortable about learning a bomb beneath the base.

Caboose: Tucker? Weiss, are you down there?

Caboose slowly approaches the hole and pokes his head through it and sees the entire scene.

Caboose: Is that the bomb you're holding?
Tucker: Caboose, what's going on up there?
Caboose: Everything's alright. Kai's in charge, nothing to worry about.
Weiss: We got everything to worry about. Has she called for the bomb disposal people?
Caboose: Yep, she's calling them right now.
Tucker: Thank God, we won't be here much longer.
Caboose: Weiss?
Weiss: What is it, Michael?
Caboose: Do you think I ought to call Commander Schnee that your holding a bomb?
Weiss: No.
Caboose: Don't you think you're big sis' will be angry if she finds out that you're holding a bomb and you didn't tell her about it?
Weiss: Oh, Michael, for heaven's sake.
Tucker: Caboose, are there any explosives in the room?
Caboose: Explosives, explosives. Yes there is. We got a crate full of dynamite, a pack full of C4 and a bit of-
Tucker: Get them out of the room, no, out of the base as far away as possible!
Caboose: Okay, uh, should I use the hover trolley, gravity gun or-
Weiss: ANYTHING AS LONG AS YOU CAN GET THEM OUT!
Caboose: Okay!
Tucker: Wow, is that one way to shout at your boyfriend?
Weiss: Boyfriend?! Don't be absurd, we're comrades and there's no time for mushy mushy stuff during wartime.
Tucker: But then why do you call him, 'Michael' just now?

Weiss starts to become flustered by the question.

Weiss: Well, 'Caboose' is just a silly name.

A/N: If any of you know where this was referenced from, CONGRATULATIONS. Have a cookie. (In your imagination)

Description
*RVB Opening Theme*

In the Blue base's weapon storage room.

Church: Unbelievable. This was a complete waste of time! We've been sitting our asses for two hours for an incoming aerial attack doing nothing! Whatever that plane Caboose saw could be one of ours.
Weiss: I doubt it's one of ours. I've examined this rock, continent by continent, and there isn't a nearby friendly air base on this part of the planet. And if it were ours, they would've contacted us to hold fire.
Tucker: Weiss got a point. I tried contacting with them, but they haven't responded.
Church: Or maybe they're just lazy asses who's been blasting rap crap through their radio!
Tucker: Hey, Schnee. You wouldn't mind asking your sis'... I mean... Commander, to give us an anti-aircraft gun?
Weiss: Sorry, but those guns are only deployed for important positions.
Tucker: Aww.
Church: Come on. Let's go get some... what the fuck IS THAT?!?!

Church's scream made Weiss and Tucker jumped. The Aqua then pointed at something above them. When they turned up, they are surprised to see a small hole in the ceiling of the room, showing the sky outside!

Tucker: Whoa, where did that hole came from?
Weiss: It wasn't there
Church: Goddamit! While we were out there waiting to shoot down that plane, the Reds must've broken into the base!
Weiss: Calm down, the flag's hidden. There's no way they'll find it.
Church: Really? What about weapons and ammo?

Church spots a magazine beside his feet. He grabs it and shows it to Weiss near her face.

Church: Then what is this? And that?
Weiss: Okay okay. God you're a lot worse than-
Church: Now how the hell do we... Weiss?

As Church was about to tell her about how to fix the ceiling, he and Tucker were surprised to see that Weiss suddenly disappeared.

Church: Where did she go? Did you hear her going out?
Tucker: No, she was standing right there!

Tucker approaches to the area where Weiss once stand on. Church looked at the door, still closed when they entered the room. If Weiss had left, he would've hear the door opened. He turned back Tucker, only to learn that he too have disappeared. This wasn't helping at all.

Church: OH COME ON! WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GO TO... GASP!

Right in front of Church's feet is another hole in the floor! One more step and he could've fallen right down there. Church crouches down to take a closer look at it as well as what's down there. Could Weiss and Tucker fallen in there?

In the generator room.

Weiss: Hold it! HOLD IT!
Tucker: I am holding it!
Weiss: Well you're not holding it right!
Tucker: Says the girl who can barely hold a rifle!
Weiss: Easy, easy! Don't jog your head!

Weiss and Tucker are trying to steadily hold the object hanging between the pipes down slowly. As the two manage to bring it down, they moved slowly and place it down on top of their knees while moving with a lot of hesitation. The object they're holding appears to be a free fall bomb usually dropped by a plane. On the middle of the bomb is an exposed payload, possibly nuclear but luckily for them it's shielded from the inside so no worries for any radiations. Perhaps the plane Caboose saw may have been responsible.

Tucker: Schnee, could you... possibly lower your end so that we might-
Weiss: DON'T DO THAT!
Tucker: If you could use those psychic gylphs of yours, you could try-
Weiss: One slight move could set this thing off!
Tucker: Well we can't just sit here all day holding like this!
Weiss: If you don't stop moving, you'll be sitting on a nebula holding a harp!
Church: Guys, are you down there? Guys? GUYS! (from above)

Above them, Church is poking his head through the hole to see what's happening down there.

Church: You guys okay? Is the generator all- Tucker, Schnee, why are you guys sitting like that and what's that on your knees?
Weiss: It fell out off the plane. The one you said it's one of ours.
Church: T-that's... that's a bomb. A BOMB! Don't you know that fucking thing's a bomb?! It could be nuclear for all we know!
Weiss: Don't worry, it's shielded from the inside. It'll only release radiation when exploded.
Church: For all we know that thing could b-blow up any moment! Stay right there, I'll c-call Command a-and don't move a muscle! NOT A FUCKING MUSCLE!

Church moves his head out off the hole and starts running out of the storage room. On the way, he bumped onto Kai who is carrying three hotdogs. Kai wanted to ask what's going on with him but had little time as Church vanishes through the next corridor on the right. Kai continues heading towards the storage room, hoping she might share the hotdogs with Tucker and Weiss. When she enters, she finds the storage empty. No sight of the Ice Queen and the Teal One.

Kaikaina: Tucker, Schnee. I got some hotdogs! Hope you guys love Harakiri cause this stuff burns like hell, literally! Huh, guess they're not here.
Tucker: Is that you, Kai? (from below)
Kaikaina: Oh there are here! Where are you guys?
Weiss: We're right here! (from below)
Kaikaina: Where?
Weiss: Down here! (from below)
Kaikaina: Oh come on, are you guys playing hide and seek? That shit's for babies.
Tucker: Try looking down and see a hole! (from below)

Kaikaina did what Tucker said and is then surprised to see the hole on the floor. She slowly approaches it to examine it.

Kaikaina: Wow, talk about serious home renovations. I got you guys some hotdogs, these sausages will burn your taste buds to death!
Tucker: We got one of our own!

Kai pokes her head through the hole to see what's happening down there. Upon closer inspection, Kai is shocked to see a familiar object on top of Tucker and Weiss' lap.

Kaikaina: Is that bomb you're holding?!
Weiss: Of course it's a bomb we're holding you dope! Now listen to me very carefully! Go and get help!
Tucker: And quick! We don't know how long we'll hold!
Kaikaina: Roger that. Just hold on, I'll bring someone to accompany you while I'll call Command.

As Kai exits the door,she accidently bumps to Caboose on the way.

Caboose: Ouchie! Oh hi, Kai!
Kaikaina: Aah, Caboose! Just the man I needed. Listen, I have a job for you.
Caboose: A job? What the matter? Is your shaky thing broken?
Kaikaina: No no, it's fine. Now look.

Kai brings Caboose to storage and shows him the hole. Caboose makes the same reaction as Kai.

Kaikaina: Now look, there's an unexploded bomb down there.
Caboose: Then we better get out before it goes off!
Kaikaina: Don't worry. Tucker and Schnee got hold of it.
Caboose: Oh that's alright then. WHAT?!
Kaikaina: Now look, I'm going to call Command and let them send down an EOD squad.
Caboose: Then what should I do?
Kaikaina: Stay here and accompany, Tucker and Schnee. Do whatever it take to make 'em comfortable, yeah, you do that.
Caboose: But what if the bomb goes off?
Kaikaina: Uhm. Just crouch down and put both hands on your ears.

Kaikaina leaves the room, leaving Caboose alone to accompany the other Blues down in the hole. Caboose feels uncomfortable about learning a bomb beneath the base.

Caboose: Tucker? Weiss, are you down there?

Caboose slowly approaches the hole and pokes his head through it and sees the entire scene.

Caboose: Is that the bomb you're holding?
Tucker: Caboose, what's going on up there?
Caboose: Everything's alright. Kai's in charge, nothing to worry about.
Weiss: We got everything to worry about. Has she called for the bomb disposal people?
Caboose: Yep, she's calling them right now.
Tucker: Thank God, we won't be here much longer.
Caboose: Weiss?
Weiss: What is it, Michael?
Caboose: Do you think I ought to call Commander Schnee that your holding a bomb?
Weiss: No.
Caboose: Don't you think you're big sis' will be angry if she finds out that you're holding a bomb and you didn't tell her about it?
Weiss: Oh, Michael, for heaven's sake.
Tucker: Caboose, are there any explosives in the room?
Caboose: Explosives, explosives. Yes there is. We got a crate full of dynamite, a pack full of C4 and a bit of-
Tucker: Get them out of the room, no, out of the base as far away as possible!
Caboose: Okay, uh, should I use the hover trolley, gravity gun or-
Weiss: ANYTHING AS LONG AS YOU CAN GET THEM OUT!
Caboose: Okay!
Tucker: Wow, is that one way to shout at your boyfriend?
Weiss: Boyfriend?! Don't be absurd, we're comrades and there's no time for mushy mushy stuff during wartime.
Tucker: But then why do you call him, 'Michael' just now?

Weiss starts to become flustered by the question.

Weiss: Well, 'Caboose' is just a silly name.

A/N: If any of you know where this was referenced from, CONGRATULATIONS. Have a cookie. (In your imagination)