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The first Twilight book summed up in one drawing, as well as the personalities of Edward and Bella. Did Edward mention he was dangerous?

I can't believe some teens are calling this crap the next equivalent Harry Potter

the only people who'd enjoy this are woman who devour romance novels like no tomorrow, anyone who considers themselves emos or even likes emos (which is NOT a good thing), and anyone who's obssessed with fanfics done by middle school girls cause that's what the story is like, A FANFIC just without any fandom to whore to.

excuse me while I go watch Buffy and enjoy seeing some vampires get the shit beat out of them

Twilight and characters belong to Stephenie Meyer
art belongs to me
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Comments: 670

charmed-tuesday In reply to ??? [2008-12-08 18:35:07 +0000 UTC]

thank you, ^^
seems most other people here didnt agree with me, so it's nice to see i'm not the only Twilight fan with a level head ^^

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alicefan4eva In reply to charmed-tuesday [2008-12-08 19:46:23 +0000 UTC]

lol! well it is nice to hear people agree with you every once in a while. well it's a good thing we DO have people out there like you or else well... the world would be a very unreasonable place wouldn't it. lol!

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charmed-tuesday In reply to alicefan4eva [2008-12-11 20:51:00 +0000 UTC]

lol, yeah, we have enough mentalists out there making a bad name for twilight fans ^^

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alicefan4eva In reply to charmed-tuesday [2008-12-11 23:17:09 +0000 UTC]

yeah! i really couldn't agree with you more!

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Deadly-Ace In reply to ??? [2008-11-29 16:37:34 +0000 UTC]

I think they're just upset that a Twilight fan is commenting on Twilight hate art.
Everyone has their own respective opinions, but come on, fighting like this in comments?

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charmed-tuesday In reply to Deadly-Ace [2008-11-30 20:53:42 +0000 UTC]

yes, i understand, but still, how can you be upset that a fan comments on hate art, isnt it to be expected?

if someone posts 'hate art' then people are going to get upset about it, thats kinda what being a Fan is about.

getting upset of behalf of the book is part of the job description. A bunch of words cant defend themselves, its why they demand such rightous fans ^^

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Deadly-Ace In reply to charmed-tuesday [2008-11-30 22:36:55 +0000 UTC]

They just don't want to put up with fighting with people who like it when they hate it. But some people are just immature and can't stand when someone hates something they like. I can stand when people say they hate something I like, I mean sometimes it's nice to get a good laugh of it because what everyone thinks is hilarious.

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charmed-tuesday In reply to Deadly-Ace [2008-12-01 17:59:44 +0000 UTC]

yeah, i know what you mean, i can deal with it if people dont like the same things as me, its part of life.
but at the same time, if you make 'hate art' your going to upset someone - there will always be the fans who are so obsessive they'll hate you for it.

i agree thats its stupid, but its inevitable - simply too be expected

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Deadly-Ace In reply to charmed-tuesday [2008-12-01 23:14:02 +0000 UTC]

Yeah.

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charmed-tuesday In reply to ??? [2008-11-16 22:03:30 +0000 UTC]

*hates*
ill admit breaking dawn kinda ruined it a bit, but overall, the books are still good, maybe not better than J.K, but still pretty awesome... T_T

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WerewolfGirl222 In reply to charmed-tuesday [2008-11-28 02:24:16 +0000 UTC]

Join the Club! (we are against people like them)

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DJ-Plush In reply to WerewolfGirl222 [2008-12-29 03:28:25 +0000 UTC]

You're against people who have a different opinion than you? That's the kind of ignorance that keeps us all divided. You should respect Anti-Twilight people for at least having an intelligent reason for disliking a series.

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WerewolfGirl222 In reply to DJ-Plush [2008-12-29 14:09:02 +0000 UTC]

If you read any one of my journal entries or even looked at my page, I'm not a screaming fan girl who runs around screaming "EDWARDS HOT!" NO. I think Twilight is a good book. I do respect people who have a different opinion than I do. But for some reason, everyone looks at that stupid comment that I made when I was having a really bad day, and everything was making me angry. And then my cousin showed me that picture, and I just let my anger out in a comment. I don't actually hate Anti-Twilight people.

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DJ-Plush In reply to WerewolfGirl222 [2008-12-29 18:11:18 +0000 UTC]

I did not claim you were one of those fangirls. And I apologize for lashing out. It was rude of me, anyhow. I suppose I just reacted wrongly.

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WerewolfGirl222 In reply to DJ-Plush [2008-12-29 21:01:53 +0000 UTC]

I apologize for lashing out at you, also. Sorry.

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StarlightAlchemist In reply to WerewolfGirl222 [2009-05-12 21:25:32 +0000 UTC]

I. Love. Your sig.

Fuck yes, they save lives. <3 God I love Gerard.

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WerewolfGirl222 In reply to StarlightAlchemist [2009-05-13 20:28:26 +0000 UTC]

They do. I hate when people say they don't.

Gerard is AMAZING.

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StarlightAlchemist In reply to WerewolfGirl222 [2009-05-13 20:51:47 +0000 UTC]

Srsly. <3

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XStormXAlchemistX In reply to ??? [2008-11-16 17:13:00 +0000 UTC]

XDD This is really funny.

I agree with you on almost everything, except the emo thing 'cause I get really pissy about that topic, but I'm not going into that.

Twilight would only be good if it, I don't know, were written by a GOOD AUTHOR!!!!! The plot's pretty good, but the writing is the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life. A story, not even a romance, can be based fully on.. Well, romance! It needs more to it!

This reminds me of my review of the book Twilight. "BUT I'M DANGER-OUS!!!!!!11one"

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risky In reply to ??? [2008-11-16 15:21:22 +0000 UTC]

Dangerous? No, I don't quite remember him mentioning that...

lmfao! This is great. XD

I got a couple of pages into the book and kind of just put it down. All my friends and co workers were saying how great it was but I dunno. It just hasn't grabbed my attention yet. :/

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Skittycat In reply to ??? [2008-11-16 06:27:49 +0000 UTC]

If you think the first Twilight book is bad, wait until you read Breaking Dawn.

My best friend was a big Twilight fan until she read that book. It shattered the entire Twilight universe for her, and now she makes fun of it with me.

But yeah. The Twilight series would have made a pretty decent Fanfiction.net story, but it really doesn't belong in the published world.

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Dj-Sleepy-Girl In reply to Skittycat [2009-04-21 16:48:53 +0000 UTC]

Yeah,breaking the dawn fucked everything up.
I don't like it at all,I see it for the wimpy crap it is now.

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Sangcoon In reply to Skittycat [2009-01-23 10:24:54 +0000 UTC]

That sounds like me o.o; Everything died with Breaking Dawn. Im as anti as I was obsessed before -.-"

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Skittycat In reply to Sangcoon [2009-01-23 15:54:24 +0000 UTC]

Seems like that happened to a lot of Twilight fans... I've seen others who did the same thing. I read a bit of the first book and didn't like it, but when I read a summary of Breaking Dawn my jaw literally dropped, and I thought "THIS is what all those kids think is awesome?" As wacky as the concept of sparkling vampires is, what happens in the last book is far more absurd.

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tenchibaka In reply to ??? [2008-11-16 06:18:06 +0000 UTC]

actually the crap i keep hearing runs pretty close to this pic(and i haven't even read it)

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notanotherzombie In reply to ??? [2008-11-16 05:21:44 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHHAHA

HA hAHHA HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


TAKE THAT STUIPD WIMPY VAMIPRES!~


i agree with you fully on the whole.... (everything)
i am so sick and tiured of everyone treating this series like its a god. so the author is a good writer.

big deal.

i have never even read the series and i still know quite a bit about it.

harry potter whips its ass,

and Lord of the Rings beats the hoe down with some week old french bread.


and that is my imput.

<3

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Latigressa2345 In reply to notanotherzombie [2010-06-16 20:57:07 +0000 UTC]

WTF? You really hate twilight!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Little-Miz-Weasley In reply to Latigressa2345 [2010-09-02 01:05:00 +0000 UTC]

Shouldn't everyone? ... *giggle* ^.^ Yes...

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notanotherzombie In reply to Latigressa2345 [2010-06-16 21:54:50 +0000 UTC]

i dont hate it, im just not a big fan. i dont mind when other people like it, but when people obsess about anything, thats when they ruin it

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artfreak959 In reply to notanotherzombie [2009-10-06 21:02:22 +0000 UTC]

i sooooooooooooooooooooooo agree w/ u, the lord of the rings and harry potter are my two most fav serieses in the world! WOOT!

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AiishiteruxSasaki In reply to notanotherzombie [2009-01-24 05:16:17 +0000 UTC]

Lol. God, it's not JUST that Harry Potter's like a kaJILLION times better, but it's also that.. THEY'RE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME FIELD.
Harry Potter= Sorcery, wizardry.
Twilight=VAMPIRES.
Honestly, Harry Potter's on a completely different level than Twilight.
And this picture.. made me laugh, so hard.
Cause it's SO DAMN TRUE.
Thank you.
I'm adding this to my favorites. xD

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Roaring-Wind In reply to AiishiteruxSasaki [2009-06-19 01:35:02 +0000 UTC]

Shittily Made vampires. You Forget that part.

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AiishiteruxSasaki In reply to Roaring-Wind [2009-06-19 22:00:53 +0000 UTC]

I did. Thank you. xD

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Roaring-Wind In reply to AiishiteruxSasaki [2009-06-19 23:48:06 +0000 UTC]

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AiishiteruxSasaki In reply to Roaring-Wind [2009-06-21 23:02:38 +0000 UTC]

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notanotherzombie In reply to AiishiteruxSasaki [2009-01-24 16:23:36 +0000 UTC]

Amen to that.

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CatrionaMalfoy In reply to notanotherzombie [2008-12-06 01:01:52 +0000 UTC]

The author's not a good author. The writing style sucks. But other then that you've got it all right. lol

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notanotherzombie In reply to CatrionaMalfoy [2008-12-06 04:24:43 +0000 UTC]

im still debating reading the series

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artfreak959 In reply to notanotherzombie [2009-10-06 21:03:00 +0000 UTC]

dont

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iheartemmett In reply to notanotherzombie [2009-05-02 17:25:46 +0000 UTC]

READ IT READ IT READ IT!

it is AN AMAZING book! sooo well written.
Stephenie Meyer is the AMAZING!!!!!!!!!

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DyingLove35 In reply to iheartemmett [2009-11-24 19:52:21 +0000 UTC]

Douche....

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iheartemmett In reply to DyingLove35 [2009-11-25 00:32:14 +0000 UTC]

what the fuck? leave me alone please.

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xKONAHAxFIGHTERx In reply to iheartemmett [2009-10-30 20:45:27 +0000 UTC]

You make me sick to my stomach.

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iheartemmett In reply to xKONAHAxFIGHTERx [2009-10-31 11:55:54 +0000 UTC]

and that makes me care why...?

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xKONAHAxFIGHTERx In reply to iheartemmett [2009-10-31 21:33:46 +0000 UTC]

Not really the fact that you like it, just that someone could possibly fangirl over it so much.

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Forever-Missing-Nin In reply to iheartemmett [2009-07-28 06:13:45 +0000 UTC]

Actually, that's completely false. It's designed to look like it's well written through some ill-placed raping of a thesaurus (love that term... Thesaurus-rape), while it is actually a self-insert fantasy of someone unsatisfied with her life. The semblance of a plot is pathetic, and the dialogue is ridiculous. BTW... Vampires =/= Pixies. It's also the rape of a hundreds of years old myth. You can claim that you like it, or that it is fun to read. NEVER claim that twilight is well written. Why? Because, to anyone intelligent, you WILL sound like a moron. It is NOT WELL WRITTEN. It is ENTERTAINING. Gah. =.=*

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iheartemmett In reply to Forever-Missing-Nin [2009-07-28 15:29:50 +0000 UTC]

wtf? go annoy someone else. i really couldnt care less what you think.

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Forever-Missing-Nin In reply to iheartemmett [2009-07-29 01:09:08 +0000 UTC]

It's not what I think. Twilight being bad writing is FACT. How old are you, out of curiosity...?
Honestly, it's just not well written. I am not questioning the validity of it's entertainment value, merely your claim. I KNOW that Stephanie Meyer manages a remarkable variation of words to describe that Edward is, in fact, sparkling. I KNOW that he is "seraphic" and a "marble adonis". Using every worshipful epithet ever in a string does not good writing make.

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iheartemmett In reply to Forever-Missing-Nin [2009-07-29 12:48:34 +0000 UTC]

um no. twilight being bad writing is an OPINION not a fact.
pshh wtevs talkin to you is a waste of time. go bother someone else with your shit.

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Forever-Missing-Nin In reply to iheartemmett [2009-07-29 19:01:06 +0000 UTC]

...Um yes, it's a fact. Whether you like it or not is an opinion. Whether or not it is well written is a fact. I think you're confusing the two. Understandable, in your defense of something you like, but confusion nonetheless.
And then you have to stoop to flaming me? Are people who understand that Twilight is more fluffy than substance such a threat to your adoration? Very well them, I'm sorry to have tried to help you. Gomen nasai.

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