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Published: 2008-11-16 01:17:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 40305; Favourites: 646; Downloads: 2628
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(WARNING! Please do not fave or comment here. If you would like to then please do so at the link [link] I reuploaded it on my new account!)The first Twilight book summed up in one drawing, as well as the personalities of Edward and Bella. Did Edward mention he was dangerous?
I can't believe some teens are calling this crap the next equivalent Harry Potter
the only people who'd enjoy this are woman who devour romance novels like no tomorrow, anyone who considers themselves emos or even likes emos (which is NOT a good thing), and anyone who's obssessed with fanfics done by middle school girls cause that's what the story is like, A FANFIC just without any fandom to whore to.
excuse me while I go watch Buffy and enjoy seeing some vampires get the shit beat out of them
Twilight and characters belong to Stephenie Meyer
art belongs to me
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True!
I had to force myself to get through a couple pages, and then just threw book into the fire place and went back to REAL literature... okay... I went back to Simon Greene, BUT when generic dimestore type horror books win over such a "great series" me thinks that the series is not so great.
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This is amazing. 
And, It being the equivalent of Harry Potter is not nearly as bad as when I heard my school librarian say
it as better than Bram Stoker's "Dracula" a literary classic. Or, Compare it to Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet"
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i would take Bram's Dracula over Twilight's Edward any day of my entire life...
even tho i've spoiled myself to seeing the ending of this craptactular series... an ending so epic you'll gawk at it's stupidity and you'd wished Vlad the impaler had done it.
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Agreed. I prefer the classic vampires like Dracula ^_^
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Yeah same here. Dracula will always be my favorite.
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Saying it's the next Harry Potter is taking it too far. Trust me, I'm one of those "Potterheads" and while I did sort of like Twilight, I do NOT see how it could ever rival the book series that made my childhood.
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Oh, my god.
I love this... so much.
I just saw the movie yesterday, and almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard.
um... cutiesomethingbubbles? You have no argument. So get over it. Just because somebody doesn't like a book you love, doesn't mean that you have to go all angst on them.
I'm not going to preach about hating the book, because I didn't... It was really entertaining. And Stephenie Meyer completely made me believe in the love between Edward and Bella. Besides the whole.. "OMG YOU'RE THE HOT POPULAR BOY IN SCHOOL AND I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!"
And that bella is too good for edward in breaking dawn was pretty entertaining as well.
Seriously though? Nothing to really get into a riot over, wearing your "TEAM EDWARD" "TEAM PEDO-JACOB" shirts...
I say go team friggen LESTAT. or Spike. Because those are the real vampires who don't sparkle. They catch on fire.
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AWSOME!! XD no kidding!! Before I read the book I was kinda sad one day 'cause I was missing Harry Potter so much, so i said "I really wanna read a book as good as Harry Potter" my friends were telling me "read Twilight!!!!!1!!!!!!11" so i did and the first thing I i said was "I SAID 'A BOOK AS GOOD AS HARRY POTTER' WHAT IS THIS CRAP!!!!!!"
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....
IM DANGEROUS!
no really.
I mean it.
IM DANGEROUS XD
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great comic, made me laugh so hard, especially the mountain lion XD
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*dies of laughter* Finally, someone who understands me! xDD You're a genius.
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yeah no kidding! XD (love you mattxmello avy btw! XD)
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haha! God. Oh GAWD...so true. Jeez, when I read Twilight...I heard the sobs of thousands of prepubescent girls; girls who will live unsatisfied in their pursuit of their own manly-man EDWARD CULLEN.
Pft. Manly-man...please: Edward complains more than Byron or Werther.
OH! Edward and his smoldering eyes! His ice-cold skin! He's an Adonis. He's a Greek marble statue! He drives real fast! OHHHHH! He moves with the agility of a mountain lion! OH! His sculpted face. His untidy bronze hair! His full lips! His....his...SMOLDERING EYES!
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This.....is......complete........bullshit!!!!!!!!!!I LOVE TWILIGHT YOU FRIGGEN MEANIES!!!!!!!!HOW COULD YOU DAMNED PEOPLE SAY THAT ABOUT THIS GODLIKE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!
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Go join a cult and worship it then. Jeez.
You can't force your opinions unto us. If you like it just ever so much, then why don't you find art that actually promotes it? O_o
Twilight sucks.
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Oh my god! Caps Lock! I'm shaking!
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*breaks down laughing*
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Look at the little butthurt Twilighter who hasn't realized that the book's a glorified Harlequin novel which constantly insults its readers' intelligence.
Amusing. Can't even spell very well, either.
That fact that you announce Twilight as your "purpose" in life kind of justifies my argument that Twilighters under the age of 20 are generally smart as a bag of bricks. You have a lot of growing up to do.
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aw, don't insult harlequin romances like that...
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how could we say this? 'Cause it's ture. :3
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you spelled true wrong genius!!!! dumb twilight hater.....mumble...
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I find it very telling that you have no argument for your point of view aside from "burn in hell!" "bitch!" or "you spelled this wrong!". Could it be that you have no good reasons for why we should all love Twilight? Hmmm...
P.S. Windofkagura corrected her typo. This makes you look slightly foolish. Just letting you know.
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just quit talking to me!!
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UH OH DID THEY HURT YOUR FEELINGS
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Hey now. You came onto our playground and now you're whining that you don't like it? How about YOU leave? This is our place, now you go back to yours. I'm not affected by what you say. In fact, I think it's pretty funny. So you stop, if it bothers you so much.
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um...yeah. That's why I corrected myself. It was a typo genius. And I don't like Twlight because I don't like romance, I'm stupid for my type of book not to be romance? You make no sense.
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HAHA!!!
Gotta love people these days.
I like how you're "not a cute little girl" but you have a friggen purple octopus and your name is cutiesomethingbubbles.
Props for attempting to stand up for yourself though. And I'm sure you make the occasional typo now and then.
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lol! I mean ''true'', sorry typo there.
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All I have to say is that in a few years, when you're around twenty or so, you will look back at the things you said about this series and feel exceptionally foolish. Trust me. Once you have a relationship with a man like Eddie, you will understand why we all think this series is so damn stupid.
You're a little girl. Telling people to burn in hell for hating Twilight is immature and all you're doing is embarrassing yourself. Just letting you know.
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I am not a little girl!!!!! god, you should burn in hell.
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Have fun in 5th grade
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You may not be chronologically, but you're acting as old as my twin nieces combined- that is, about two and change.
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Yes, you are. You are a little girl, because if you were not a little girl, you would understand that Twilight is a book, and not something worth getting your panties in a wad over. In a few years, you will look back at these moments and be truly embarrassed. You started a fight with a complete stranger over a BOOK!
Plus, not to split hairs, but you are fifteen going on sixteen, according to your profile. You are most definitely a little girl using words like "bitch" because they make you feel a older. "Bitch" is not a big girl word, kiddo. When you're more mature and a bit older, you will find other words.
Grow up, child. You're welcome to like what you like, but big girls recognize that no one has to agree with anyone else. Happy growing!
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i am NOT a little girl, bitch.
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She knows how to use curse words! Let's all giggle at her, she thinks she's so grown up!
Seriously, kid, until you have a literary frame of reference that does not include the Babysitters' Club, Eragon, or Junie B. Jones, don't dare say a book is good or bad.
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sorry little missy but you said you were 15 turning on 16. Let's face it, you are a little girl.
Besides you're over reacting to a simple pic making fun of a book and you're calling people bitches. Please, grow some breasts, wash your mouth, take a literature class, and THEN come and reply to the comments. Thank you very much.
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go watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer, it will do you a world of good
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I have, thankyou very much.
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seen parts of it, my mom watches it all the time
(she loves anything with hot vampires)
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I love twilight to an extent.
I loved twilight.
new moon? ehhh
twilight? pretty good
breaking dawn? sort of failed.
But when i see a girl screaming I LOVE EDWARD I WANT TO MARRY HIM.
i find myself taking responsibility for pulling her aside and trying to let her down easily when i tell her Edward. doesn't. exist.
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thank you for being one of the more sane fans
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I think we're all entitled to our opinions, and when people make funny anti- twilight comics, i'm so open to them. They make me laugh! Because some of it is absurd.
I love twilight because of the romanticism, as corny as it may be, i'm a complete sucker for it. But when people are FREAKING out that you don't like twilight, that's when they need to make prescription medicine.
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thank you!! You see, Twilight just isn't my type of book...I don't like romance. But I can understand why people like them, if they like romance books like that then I'm fine with it. What do I care? Do whateve you want. But when people think it's the BEST thing ever written in the history of mankind then......well, it just makes me completely give up on humanity.
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