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Published: 2012-05-16 02:10:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 9129; Favourites: 322; Downloads: 27
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Description Do I really have to spell this out? This stamp is satire.If you do not understand what satire is, click here.
Spoiler alert: Demons aren't real.

"This stamp can talk to demons" if you favorite it!

I am serious. This stamp - it is NOT a toy. It doesn't matter if "8manderz8" made it. It doesn't matter WHO made it, or what the intended purpose was ("just a "fun" stamp").

No seriously. This stamp is REAL. Anybody who has ever been in a SΓ©ance, and has tried to deliberately contact the spiritual world can and maybe WILL contact it through favoriting this stamp. This stamp just sets up the right atmosphere for it, too. It makes it a possibility for spirits to communicate.

I can tell you this as a serious warning from an ex-Christian- This stamp is NOT a toy, it is indeed capable of contacting the spiritual world if you favorite it. And, I can guarantee (though without proof), it's a Satanic form of contact too - not a Biblical one. Thus, you are likely to communicate with a demon. Or =8manderz8 .

And yes, demons ARE real (believe me!). A demon is a spiritual entity, that serves Satan or acts as a malicious force in the world - a spirit of the Devil, an evil supernatural being. An angel of Satan. Not all spirits are spirits of the Light, or good spirits. Many, are very very malevolent indeed, and these spirits are the spirits behind this stamp. (TRUST ME.)

"But I've favorited stamps like this before, and nothing happened. It's all a load of rubbish."

Believe me, atheist, Satan LOVES your skepticism and rejection of the supernatural. Have you ever heard the saying:

"The greatest trick that power-hungry religious leaders ever pulled was convincing Christians that board games are evil"?

It's by Amanda Wykes.

Atheist/skeptic, listen to me - IF you're that skeptical to the spiritual, then you are not going to take this stamp seriously. And guess what? Satan and demons are NOT going to appear. Do you know why? Because then you would no longer be atheists and spiritual skeptics would you? As long as extremely vocal Christians can keep their followers under the thumb of fear, so long as they can keep their flocks scared of the boogey man in the closet, of course nothing will happen if you favorite this stamp.

No, but I am being deadly serious - demons ARE real. Not all spiritual beings are good or Holy. And they are not to be messed around with. Please see these stamps:




Can't you see? These stamps totally prove that my position is true. These stamps are infallible proof that demons are real, that they are NOT cool, and now this stamp of mine proves that favoriting this stamp can and WILL communicate with those totally uncool, completely without a doubt 100% REAL demons (that can only be communicated with by Christians, obviously!)

(Yes, children, demonic spirits are NOT "cool" or "funny." If you ever encounter an unholy spirit, I will give you the number for the local psychiatric hospital. I will give you the number for the local psychiatric hospital TO NO END.)

I will not go into any personal experiences myself (because I can't back them up with any proof, but I'm just going to claim that it's too personal so that I sound a bit more mysterious and believable). But there are millions of people who have encountered spirits, both good and evil. They are not of this physical world, so do not think you know them (also because they're make-believe, but shh!).

There are many, many testimonies of spirits and demons. There are also many, many testimonies of men catching fish bigger than they are, but why would anybody lie about anything? Everybody ALWAYS tells the truth. ALWAYS.

The Devil may try to make it look "cool" but it really isn't. NEVER mess around with favoriting this stamp. The only spirit that you should allow to come into you is the Holy Spirit. I mean, I let him come into me the last time we were sleeping together, and even though I haven't heard from him since I told him I was pregnant, I've still got faith that he will be there for me in the end.

If you are a brother or sister in Christ and you have favorited this stamp, ask GOD to forgive you for succumbing to the in-your-face attitude that most of =8manderz8 's stamps have, but do not purge your favorites folders of these stamps - God told me that it's not his plan for you to un-favorite those stamps, TRUST ME.

Inspired by the following stamp and its description:




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I figured I should add some stamps that are relevant to the situation.



I'll add a comment that was very interesting. It's by ~LordlyCaliber , and was posted on the original stamp here . Check it out and give the guy a llama, because he definitely has a way with words:

"I know a lot of people just sort of mock this whole thing, but I'd like to take a different approach and play devil's advocate with those of you that believe in this Ouija board.

If you do believe that demons do exist don't you agree that they're powerful enough that they aren't dependant on a piece of painted wood and a magnifying glass in order to do what they want? After all tons of anecdotes talk of possessions and demonic influence without the use of a Ouija board, not to mention there are clearly enough people that don't get influenced by the board that it still exists as a "harmless children's board game". Besides even if the Ouija board does lead you to actual Satanism and possession it's okay because God and Jesus Christ will appear in the nick of time to stop you from killing yourself, right? And that a single prayer from a single person can drive demons out, so they really aren't that big a deal right? I'm asking because clearly the video you posted as anecdotal evidence shows that that will happen, so what is there to even be afraid of?

On the other hand, if you want to argue that a demon or a possession can lead to someone tragically dying or committing horrible acts, then you'd have to agree that either a demon is capable of claiming a soul against God's will or you have to admit that God didn't care enough about those people to save them. It's either that or the man's story is false and thus worthless.

To go a step further, if you are willing to admit that Ouija boards won't work against skeptics then aren't you doing the devil's work by trying so hard to convince us that they work at all? After all if everyone was skeptical of them then no one would be affected by them, so wouldn't it be better to work instead towards denouncing the "power" the Ouija board has?

You're free to believe in demons if you want to, just remember that if you're trying to argue that demons can turn you away from God then either God isn't powerful enough to save everyone or he isn't benevolent enough to save them. Food for thought."

Feel free to join in on the conversation if you want.

edit: Nevermind. Asked for testable evidence, was presented with none. Comments have sadly been disabled on that stamp since. I guess the world will have to wait for that undeniable, absolutely testable proof that demons exist.
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Comments: 186

Shon2 [2012-08-13 22:23:45 +0000 UTC]

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AskMintyandFluffy In reply to Shon2 [2012-08-25 11:16:13 +0000 UTC]

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Shon2 In reply to AskMintyandFluffy [2012-08-26 06:32:03 +0000 UTC]

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AskMintyandFluffy In reply to Shon2 [2012-08-26 14:00:49 +0000 UTC]

Oh, very sorry.

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Shon2 In reply to AskMintyandFluffy [2012-08-27 05:17:39 +0000 UTC]

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AskMintyandFluffy In reply to Shon2 [2012-08-27 11:34:29 +0000 UTC]

aight

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t-subgenius In reply to Shon2 [2012-08-15 03:37:35 +0000 UTC]

Dude, I know its obscure but I have that old D&D book too! Awesomeness!

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majicfrog In reply to Shon2 [2012-08-14 19:14:56 +0000 UTC]

If you speak to demons and indeed personally know demons, please do provide actual proof of their existence. Whenever someone claims to be/know a demon/vampire/alien, I ask this, but so far have gotten little to no response, and zero evidence. Surely there is something measurable about a demon that separates it from a human being, a fictional character from an anime, or a figment of your imagination. Thank you!

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kitsumekat In reply to Shon2 [2012-08-14 16:46:58 +0000 UTC]

My demon is very sad at this, but it shouldn't matter.

Pfffft! That is one weak demon then.

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Shon2 In reply to kitsumekat [2012-08-14 17:07:42 +0000 UTC]

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kitsumekat In reply to Shon2 [2012-08-14 17:20:08 +0000 UTC]

And not all demons are pussies.

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Greatkingrat88 In reply to Shon2 [2012-08-14 06:42:26 +0000 UTC]

You're just priceless!

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Ntn2 In reply to Shon2 [2012-08-14 06:40:54 +0000 UTC]

Haha, oh wow.

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to Shon2 [2012-08-14 05:41:25 +0000 UTC]

Hahhaahaha!

OMG!

I love it when losers claim to know about supernatural beings as if they're real.

Please, PLEASE, send your demon after me! I'm begging you!
I know you will have an excuse not to, because you're fake, but entertain me some more.

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Nekromanda In reply to Shon2 [2012-08-14 03:54:11 +0000 UTC]

Dear, if having an invisible friend makes you feel better, that's your business. If telling someone you obviously do not know that you hate them makes you feel more important, that's fine. You seem like a very angry person, so maybe clinging onto your belief in your little imaginary friend will help you somehow.

Regarding this stamp; this stamp is a satirical stamp, meaning that it is sarcastic in nature. It was made in response to this stamp . I do not believe demons or angels, but the maker of the original stamp might be able to provide the argument that you seem to think you'll get from me, so I'd recommend dropping by there and voicing your concerns.

Because honestly, ranting to me about how you hate me, about how fucks like me say shit like this, and babbling on about conversations you have with yourself... that's not going to convince me of anything other than that you have way too much time on your hands.

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to Nekromanda [2012-08-14 05:45:35 +0000 UTC]

Ah pooty.
I didn't realize the stamp was your's until after I posted on your hater's comments.

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KTEnsley [2012-06-24 03:54:51 +0000 UTC]

To be honest, I don't really like the subject in this one (but I don't want to get in an argument over beliefs with you, to each their own), buuuut I've got to hand it to you, you have mastered the art of sarcasm. I laughed. I laughed a lot. (And then I got mad a little mad at myself, because, well, again, beliefs...)

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Nekromanda In reply to KTEnsley [2012-06-24 04:43:38 +0000 UTC]

Haha thanks! I'm glad I could make you laugh, haha Thank you for the free internet!!

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Whacked-Out-Inc In reply to ??? [2012-06-15 04:47:18 +0000 UTC]

Ouiji board apps are now on android phones.



...so sad.

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Nekromanda In reply to Whacked-Out-Inc [2012-06-15 06:23:08 +0000 UTC]

I agree, could they make it more obvious that these things are just complete rubbish?

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Whacked-Out-Inc In reply to Nekromanda [2012-06-15 15:21:32 +0000 UTC]

Here's a little something just for you... and anyone else who reads your comments: [link]

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Nekromanda In reply to Whacked-Out-Inc [2012-06-16 04:39:11 +0000 UTC]

Lol!

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HolliBlood [2012-06-05 23:37:52 +0000 UTC]

LMAO... I died xDDD So funny. I love you now *_*

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Nekromanda In reply to HolliBlood [2012-06-06 00:11:22 +0000 UTC]

Lol Yay!

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SiogaAgusArrachtaigh In reply to ??? [2012-05-23 22:32:43 +0000 UTC]

I would be lying if I said I didn't believe in demons and all that shit, but I don't know about Ouija boards. I've never even seen one, to be honest. Nor do I have any interest in using one, so I have no clue if they really work or not.

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Demintai-Eclipse [2012-05-21 13:18:56 +0000 UTC]

I think actually that demons are real, such as are other spririts too. In fact I once saw an orb, you know those light orbs floating around in someplaces? They're spirits too I think.

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EarthGal [2012-05-21 00:32:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh my good goodness. This made my day

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Nekromanda In reply to EarthGal [2012-05-21 00:45:25 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad to hear that!

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StrawberryR In reply to ??? [2012-05-20 21:38:57 +0000 UTC]

I think that demons DO exist, they're fallen angels, but I don't know about Ouija boards. I've heard stories that people threw them away after getting spooked by them, and the Ouija board appeared on their living room table the day after it was thrown out.

Either way, I don't know if they actually do anything, but I don't see the fun in them if they don't and don't want to risk getting hurt if they DO.

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to StrawberryR [2012-08-14 05:44:41 +0000 UTC]

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Kaioh-the-PureMage [2012-05-20 20:44:42 +0000 UTC]

The demons are telling me to use my broom as a spear and fight imaginary dragons, and I shall, cuz that sounds pretty fun.

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Nekromanda In reply to Kaioh-the-PureMage [2012-05-21 00:46:15 +0000 UTC]

They told me that you should totally do that!

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Kaioh-the-PureMage In reply to Nekromanda [2012-05-21 11:03:49 +0000 UTC]

I did, but I ended up bludgeoning a bear to death with a broom

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Nekromanda In reply to Kaioh-the-PureMage [2012-05-22 22:56:21 +0000 UTC]

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Kaioh-the-PureMage In reply to Nekromanda [2012-05-22 23:51:10 +0000 UTC]

Oh well, i did hear it attacked a dog.

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BatVomit [2012-05-20 19:53:10 +0000 UTC]

I drew one of those on my friend's hands when I was totally being badass and satanic and shit.
She's dead now.

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Eclipse-The-Awesome [2012-05-20 19:14:29 +0000 UTC]

This wins so hard.

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Nekromanda In reply to Eclipse-The-Awesome [2012-05-21 00:46:25 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Eclipse-The-Awesome In reply to Nekromanda [2012-05-21 00:51:49 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome.

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RGB64 [2012-05-20 19:11:46 +0000 UTC]

I see you're trolling those "Demons are real" stamps.

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Nekromanda In reply to RGB64 [2012-05-21 00:50:19 +0000 UTC]

Trolling? Nah, not really. I'd rather say it's more of a... parody?

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RGB64 In reply to Nekromanda [2012-05-21 00:58:06 +0000 UTC]

Agreed.

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shiroi-youkai In reply to ??? [2012-05-19 22:39:51 +0000 UTC]

i am so faving this
oh and i like the parody ^^

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Nekromanda In reply to shiroi-youkai [2012-05-20 00:18:36 +0000 UTC]

Hehe thanks!

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shiroi-youkai In reply to Nekromanda [2012-05-20 19:06:38 +0000 UTC]

no problem

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SpeakThroughFingers [2012-05-18 16:58:16 +0000 UTC]

I love how they disabled comments. I was in the middle of reading them, too...

But this... this is a win.

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Nekromanda In reply to SpeakThroughFingers [2012-05-19 00:13:43 +0000 UTC]

I know, I was severely disappointed that they disabled comments, especially after I asked for evidence that they claimed they had :/ I searched through their "apologetics" stuff in their gallery as they asked, still couldn't find any. Again, severely disappointed.

But thank you! Hehe

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NialchemyWater [2012-05-18 10:22:00 +0000 UTC]

By the way... it's "funny" how both users (from "demons are real and not cool" stamps) disabled comments, because they are cowards (AND extreme lunatics).

Demons will haunt them for disabling comments!!!! MUAHAHHAHAHAHA

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Nekromanda In reply to NialchemyWater [2012-05-18 10:30:06 +0000 UTC]

Well I don't think I've ever talked to the "Demons are NOT COOL" person before, but the person who made the "Demons are real" stamp is actually not a bad person at all. She and I disagree on some things obviously, but I respect her as a person. She doesn't usually disable comments as far as I understand it, so I disagree that she is either a coward or an "extreme lunatic".

Though I would like to add that I try to discourage name-calling in my comments sections, if only so that we can try and keep it at least a bit civil when discussing such controversial topics :S Sorry to be a wet blanket, just thought you should know my wishes

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NialchemyWater In reply to Nekromanda [2012-05-18 11:14:39 +0000 UTC]

That's alright and I apologise. I guess I'm feeling frustrated, because recently I tried to explain something about positive thinking (which is a fact) and how it can help our organism in a very rational way... to someone who said God did everything and we do nothing. The answer I got was everything but rational. Althought my explanation is scientifically proven, the person still said "THAT'S NOT TRUE, GOD DID IT!! THE END WILL COME AND YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUTH THEN"

I'm tired of talking to adults who are worse than kids who still believe in the Tooth Fairy...

So, once again, please accept my apologies. That wasn't like me at all, anyway...

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