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Published: 2012-05-16 02:10:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 9127; Favourites: 322; Downloads: 27
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Do I really have to spell this out? This stamp is satire.If you do not understand what satire is, click here.Spoiler alert: Demons aren't real.
"This stamp can talk to demons" if you favorite it!
I am serious. This stamp - it is NOT a toy. It doesn't matter if "8manderz8" made it. It doesn't matter WHO made it, or what the intended purpose was ("just a "fun" stamp").
No seriously. This stamp is REAL. Anybody who has ever been in a SΓ©ance, and has tried to deliberately contact the spiritual world can and maybe WILL contact it through favoriting this stamp. This stamp just sets up the right atmosphere for it, too. It makes it a possibility for spirits to communicate.
I can tell you this as a serious warning from an ex-Christian- This stamp is NOT a toy, it is indeed capable of contacting the spiritual world if you favorite it. And, I can guarantee (though without proof), it's a Satanic form of contact too - not a Biblical one. Thus, you are likely to communicate with a demon. Or =8manderz8 .
And yes, demons ARE real (believe me!). A demon is a spiritual entity, that serves Satan or acts as a malicious force in the world - a spirit of the Devil, an evil supernatural being. An angel of Satan. Not all spirits are spirits of the Light, or good spirits. Many, are very very malevolent indeed, and these spirits are the spirits behind this stamp. (TRUST ME.)
"But I've favorited stamps like this before, and nothing happened. It's all a load of rubbish."
Believe me, atheist, Satan LOVES your skepticism and rejection of the supernatural. Have you ever heard the saying:
"The greatest trick that power-hungry religious leaders ever pulled was convincing Christians that board games are evil"?
It's by Amanda Wykes.
Atheist/skeptic, listen to me - IF you're that skeptical to the spiritual, then you are not going to take this stamp seriously. And guess what? Satan and demons are NOT going to appear. Do you know why? Because then you would no longer be atheists and spiritual skeptics would you? As long as extremely vocal Christians can keep their followers under the thumb of fear, so long as they can keep their flocks scared of the boogey man in the closet, of course nothing will happen if you favorite this stamp.
No, but I am being deadly serious - demons ARE real. Not all spiritual beings are good or Holy. And they are not to be messed around with. Please see these stamps:
Can't you see? These stamps totally prove that my position is true. These stamps are infallible proof that demons are real, that they are NOT cool, and now this stamp of mine proves that favoriting this stamp can and WILL communicate with those totally uncool, completely without a doubt 100% REAL demons (that can only be communicated with by Christians, obviously!)
(Yes, children, demonic spirits are NOT "cool" or "funny." If you ever encounter an unholy spirit, I will give you the number for the local psychiatric hospital. I will give you the number for the local psychiatric hospital TO NO END.)
I will not go into any personal experiences myself (because I can't back them up with any proof, but I'm just going to claim that it's too personal so that I sound a bit more mysterious and believable). But there are millions of people who have encountered spirits, both good and evil. They are not of this physical world, so do not think you know them (also because they're make-believe, but shh!).
There are many, many testimonies of spirits and demons. There are also many, many testimonies of men catching fish bigger than they are, but why would anybody lie about anything? Everybody ALWAYS tells the truth. ALWAYS.
The Devil may try to make it look "cool" but it really isn't. NEVER mess around with favoriting this stamp. The only spirit that you should allow to come into you is the Holy Spirit. I mean, I let him come into me the last time we were sleeping together, and even though I haven't heard from him since I told him I was pregnant, I've still got faith that he will be there for me in the end.
If you are a brother or sister in Christ and you have favorited this stamp, ask GOD to forgive you for succumbing to the in-your-face attitude that most of =8manderz8 's stamps have, but do not purge your favorites folders of these stamps - God told me that it's not his plan for you to un-favorite those stamps, TRUST ME.
Inspired by the following stamp and its description:
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Click here for ALL of my Stamps Click here for Religious Stamps Click here for Political Stamps Comment Policy I figured I should add some stamps that are relevant to the situation.
I'll add a comment that was very interesting. It's by ~LordlyCaliber , and was posted on the original stamp here . Check it out and give the guy a llama, because he definitely has a way with words:
"I know a lot of people just sort of mock this whole thing, but I'd like to take a different approach and play devil's advocate with those of you that believe in this Ouija board.
If you do believe that demons do exist don't you agree that they're powerful enough that they aren't dependant on a piece of painted wood and a magnifying glass in order to do what they want? After all tons of anecdotes talk of possessions and demonic influence without the use of a Ouija board, not to mention there are clearly enough people that don't get influenced by the board that it still exists as a "harmless children's board game". Besides even if the Ouija board does lead you to actual Satanism and possession it's okay because God and Jesus Christ will appear in the nick of time to stop you from killing yourself, right? And that a single prayer from a single person can drive demons out, so they really aren't that big a deal right? I'm asking because clearly the video you posted as anecdotal evidence shows that that will happen, so what is there to even be afraid of?
On the other hand, if you want to argue that a demon or a possession can lead to someone tragically dying or committing horrible acts, then you'd have to agree that either a demon is capable of claiming a soul against God's will or you have to admit that God didn't care enough about those people to save them. It's either that or the man's story is false and thus worthless.
To go a step further, if you are willing to admit that Ouija boards won't work against skeptics then aren't you doing the devil's work by trying so hard to convince us that they work at all? After all if everyone was skeptical of them then no one would be affected by them, so wouldn't it be better to work instead towards denouncing the "power" the Ouija board has?
You're free to believe in demons if you want to, just remember that if you're trying to argue that demons can turn you away from God then either God isn't powerful enough to save everyone or he isn't benevolent enough to save them. Food for thought."
Feel free to join in on the conversation if you want.
edit: Nevermind. Asked for testable evidence, was presented with none. Comments have sadly been disabled on that stamp since.
I guess the world will have to wait for that undeniable, absolutely testable proof that demons exist.
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No worries, I understand it can be incredibly frustrating talking to people who have their head shoved so far up God's ass that they are completely unwilling to accept any evidence presented. It's just easier to stay inside that bubble, to stay in the comfort zone, and sadly some people just never take the time to think and venture out of that bubble because it's just too spooky for them.
Usually when people flat out ignore the evidence you've laid out for them in a discussion, it's just best to give up - people hate losing, especially if it means the loss of a specific belief that they've had drilled into their minds since childhood. :/
Have a cup of tea and listen to some music - always works for me!
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Yeah, that's what I did. I had to give up, because... what can you do when you reach a dead end, right? It's no use.
You're right, a cup of tea and some cool music is a great remedy. 
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Do you put milk in your tea? I find that usually helps with the flavor a bit, but only if you put a little bit in just before you drink it.
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Milk? Never tried. Sometimes I put a little spoon of honey. The tea becomes slightly sweet and it's healthier than sugar. I could try milk too... but since I already drink milk and other dairy products during the day, I prefer to give it a rest at night.
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Yup! It works pretty well. I've tried honey in my tea before, but I think I ate too much honey as a kid and so I just can't do it haha.
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Damn, you scared me... Had to read the description to understand what that stamp was all about. I thought you meant "atheism = satanism" just by looking at the stamp.
So, after reading the description (
But extremely religious people still won't get it. Their brains are already too damaged. No matter how hard we try to explain, they are too blind and dumb to understand that for atheists there is no god, or demons, etc...
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I wouldn't go so far as to say that they're dumb, since there are plenty of very intelligent people that I've had the pleasure of meeting that happen to be religious. It does get frustrating though, to have to explain over and over again that Atheists don't believe in that sort of thing.
It gets even more frustrating when they tell you that they have DO evidence, and you ask them to present it to you, they stop responding to your comments!
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That's what I mean... You can try and talk in a rational way, explaining stuff with evidence, etc. But it's useless. It's like talking to a three year old child (or worse).
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"Thus, you are likely to communicate with a demon. Or *8manderz8."
You have made my day
I've always had mixed feelings about this stuff.... |D I love the points of view you've included in the description, haha.
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A bit of cardboard, coupled with the belief in demons, brings evil into the world? It's statements like this that make me think being religious and holding those sorts of opinions should be classed as a type of mental illness!
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I don't believe in god or such a things. But demons are the thing that go trough my mind. I love all kind of dark stuff, demons are such an interesting thing to talk about
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That stamp sounds like a prank. Just like those nigerian banker e-mails.
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Your description was a pretty good parody of that person's stamp, I probably would have said something along the lines of "Candyland is NOT a game. I am SERIOUS".
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Thank you 
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AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
Oddly enough, I love Demons. :D
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The concept of them is pretty interesting, I have to say!
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And I, you, fellow deviantART dweller.
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Hehe, me too. Though, some tend to think of parodies as some sort of an attack on the other person, so it's nice to run into someone who understands that it's all tongue in cheek here!
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Honestly, even though some parodies suck, it's all meant for fun. I mean, Vampires Suck was an awesome parody, but some butt-hurt Twiturd will probably attack it because it's a parody of Twilight.
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I'm a Twilight fan, and I didn't like Vampires suck because it was a spoof of Twilight. I didn't like it because they over did the scooter thing, the humor suck ass and I found it to be extreamly (spelling) boring.
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Well, if their going to make a parody they should at least do a good or better job.
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It doesn't take much to top Twilight.
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I've seen a lot worse movies that Twilight.
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Haha, they made a parody of Twilight? I might have to watch that one!
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Yeah, they did. =< The sad part about it is that they "kill" Alice (from Alice in Wonderland). But the introduction of the werewolves is fucking hilarious~
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Lol sounds watchable. Thanks for the heads up, I'll have to get a copy of it XD
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Most parodies are, I've found.
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I find your "humour"....very very hurtful. I'm being serious and brutally honest, to the point where I don't care what people may think... I thought you were more than that, but this hit me right where it hurts because I am physically and psychologically traumatized by my experiences, and you seem to not care. The least I would ask of you would be to show a little bit of respect...
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to be fair Rebi624 as a homosexual person some of your comments have hurt me mentally and emotionly as well
I mean hell you compared homosexuality to rape here:
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THat's pretty offensive you know.
You also commented that Karma is BS isn't that just as offensive towards believe who believe in karma religiously ? as much as people believe that board game is a tool of Satan?
I am not saying your not allowed to speak or debate on this but I am saying that you have sometimes did the same thing.
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*Above thread. Not below. Sorry, had a rough night.
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My intention with that comment was not to compare it to rape. Nor was it to taunt homosexual people.
I didn't taunt the people who believe in Karma, just karma itself.
The difference of beliefs or calling those beliefs stupid is not the same as saying the people who believe them are.
If it felt like I have, I can apologize here and now.
If you read the rest of the comment thread below, you might get an idea about why I was offended, not by the stamp itself or the belief, but the ONE sentence inside it.
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alright then so you be okay with people taunting the idea that this board is a tool of Satan.
Well thank you I accept . Its just that I dont even think you should mention Rape in any conversation regarding wheterver or not Homosexuality is natural or not. ( personally I believe they are since there have been proof of Lesbians swans raising young ducklings together ect ) its just that a lot of people try to use rape in the nature debate as if its on the same level as being gay. Which is just insulting on various levels.
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Well, I'm going to be honest as well.
It hurts my feelings to see people cowering in fear of board games because the boogey man might hop out of them.
It hurts my feelings to see people try and spread their illogical fear to other people.
It hurts my feelings to see people claim their story as the truth, without giving so much as a bit of absolute, solid evidence to back up their story.
I do not believe in "the Devil." I do not believe in "demons." Unless someone can give absolute proof as to the existence of either one of these made-up fantasy creatures, I will continue to speak out against these sorts of things, even if it ends up hurting some people's feelings. I feel sympathy for you if you are physically and psychologically traumatized by whatever inner conflict that you might have had in the past, however I completely refuse to believe what any one person says "on faith" and will continue to demand proof whenever outrageous and superstitious claims are made - and I will not apologize for it.
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It's not your lack of belief in situations like this. It's the way you approach them.
I will not go into any personal experiences myself (because I can't back them up with any proof, but I'm just going to claim that it's too personal so that I sound a bit more mysterious and believable).
That's where it goes beyond expressing your personal opinion, hun. Again, I ask that you please respect the crap other people have to go through instead of belittling their extremely personal experiences to make them look like they are trying to use a cop out. You can take it or leave it, though I feel you will leave it in any way. This isn't me asking as a Christian to Atheist or whatever....this is me asking deviant to deviant.
I won't waste your time...
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I make stamps, and I step on people's toes all the time in an effort to just get them to open their eyes to think about their beliefs and why they hold them. Offending people is a side effect that is completely unavoidable if one is going to take on such a task, especially when the topics are of things as personal as religion. I'm sure you can understand this, as someone who makes controversial stamps.
I disagree that what I said is 'beyond expressing my personal opinion,' though. It is my opinion that people asking others to believe them based on the reasoning that "it's just too personal to go into" or other like situations, is complete bull. If it were too personal to go into, then they wouldn't have brought it up in the first place. It is blatant manipulation that is completely ridiculous to me, which is why I commented on it, in this parody stamp.
I will say, however, that it is pretty interesting that it's not 'belittling' to other people when it's Christians telling non-Christians that only their beliefs are right, that they're going to hell when they die because they're in a gay relationship/having an abortion/not accepting Christ into their life/etc, but it's 'belittling' when a non-Christian points out that it's rubbish to expect someone to just completely believe a story because they said it's true/because the bible says so/because the pastor or priest said so/etc.
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I see. I understand your thought process, though I don't agree with it at all. I make controversial stamps, but I don't stoop to certain levels. I never ask other's to do the same, and the only time I do is when I'm deeply moved to say something about it. To each his own.
And you know fully well (I assume, if you have seen my other stamps) that I don't approve of such behavior from Christians. And you know that I won't approve of that behavior from other people of different beliefs as well. I make sometimes harsh opinions, but I generally want to stay on the topic, not the people. Of course I don't expect other's to believe the same or try to convince people that way, but I expect respect to go both ways as well as tolerance.
The only reason why I became emotional on this topic is because it HAS affected me deeply. Believe me, I try all I can to not be.
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We'll have to agree to disagree on some things, then. I do enjoy your stamps, and I commend your behavior towards those who use their faith/lack of as a reason to be a jerk. In the end, it's not my intention to attack people. I'm not in the business of doing that - I'm more idea-focused than that. I might make smart-ass comments and stamps that are tongue-in-cheek, but while it might seem like I'm specifically targeting you or ~xBreakMeZD92x , please understand that it isn't my intention to attack the people - just the ideas.
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We can agree to disagree. I find comfort in that, strangely heh.
I know I won't get an apology and I'm not going to make you, but I do want to thank you for your honesty. I'd rather you be straight-out than being coy if you know what I mean, that's one thing I like about you.
I do understand, thank you for clearing that up. I guess I just wanted you understand that there will be times where some people like myself can't take a joke even when they TRY, because even if it's not real to you, it's VERY real to them. I may look back on this and say "Rebs, you are being too sensitive about this" but I honestly try my best to keep things impersonal.
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