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Published: 2012-05-16 02:10:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 9129; Favourites: 322; Downloads: 27
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Do I really have to spell this out? This stamp is satire.If you do not understand what satire is, click here.Spoiler alert: Demons aren't real.
"This stamp can talk to demons" if you favorite it!
I am serious. This stamp - it is NOT a toy. It doesn't matter if "8manderz8" made it. It doesn't matter WHO made it, or what the intended purpose was ("just a "fun" stamp").
No seriously. This stamp is REAL. Anybody who has ever been in a SΓ©ance, and has tried to deliberately contact the spiritual world can and maybe WILL contact it through favoriting this stamp. This stamp just sets up the right atmosphere for it, too. It makes it a possibility for spirits to communicate.
I can tell you this as a serious warning from an ex-Christian- This stamp is NOT a toy, it is indeed capable of contacting the spiritual world if you favorite it. And, I can guarantee (though without proof), it's a Satanic form of contact too - not a Biblical one. Thus, you are likely to communicate with a demon. Or =8manderz8 .
And yes, demons ARE real (believe me!). A demon is a spiritual entity, that serves Satan or acts as a malicious force in the world - a spirit of the Devil, an evil supernatural being. An angel of Satan. Not all spirits are spirits of the Light, or good spirits. Many, are very very malevolent indeed, and these spirits are the spirits behind this stamp. (TRUST ME.)
"But I've favorited stamps like this before, and nothing happened. It's all a load of rubbish."
Believe me, atheist, Satan LOVES your skepticism and rejection of the supernatural. Have you ever heard the saying:
"The greatest trick that power-hungry religious leaders ever pulled was convincing Christians that board games are evil"?
It's by Amanda Wykes.
Atheist/skeptic, listen to me - IF you're that skeptical to the spiritual, then you are not going to take this stamp seriously. And guess what? Satan and demons are NOT going to appear. Do you know why? Because then you would no longer be atheists and spiritual skeptics would you? As long as extremely vocal Christians can keep their followers under the thumb of fear, so long as they can keep their flocks scared of the boogey man in the closet, of course nothing will happen if you favorite this stamp.
No, but I am being deadly serious - demons ARE real. Not all spiritual beings are good or Holy. And they are not to be messed around with. Please see these stamps:
Can't you see? These stamps totally prove that my position is true. These stamps are infallible proof that demons are real, that they are NOT cool, and now this stamp of mine proves that favoriting this stamp can and WILL communicate with those totally uncool, completely without a doubt 100% REAL demons (that can only be communicated with by Christians, obviously!)
(Yes, children, demonic spirits are NOT "cool" or "funny." If you ever encounter an unholy spirit, I will give you the number for the local psychiatric hospital. I will give you the number for the local psychiatric hospital TO NO END.)
I will not go into any personal experiences myself (because I can't back them up with any proof, but I'm just going to claim that it's too personal so that I sound a bit more mysterious and believable). But there are millions of people who have encountered spirits, both good and evil. They are not of this physical world, so do not think you know them (also because they're make-believe, but shh!).
There are many, many testimonies of spirits and demons. There are also many, many testimonies of men catching fish bigger than they are, but why would anybody lie about anything? Everybody ALWAYS tells the truth. ALWAYS.
The Devil may try to make it look "cool" but it really isn't. NEVER mess around with favoriting this stamp. The only spirit that you should allow to come into you is the Holy Spirit. I mean, I let him come into me the last time we were sleeping together, and even though I haven't heard from him since I told him I was pregnant, I've still got faith that he will be there for me in the end.
If you are a brother or sister in Christ and you have favorited this stamp, ask GOD to forgive you for succumbing to the in-your-face attitude that most of =8manderz8 's stamps have, but do not purge your favorites folders of these stamps - God told me that it's not his plan for you to un-favorite those stamps, TRUST ME.
Inspired by the following stamp and its description:
Temp: [link]
Click here for ALL of my Stamps Click here for Religious Stamps Click here for Political Stamps Comment Policy I figured I should add some stamps that are relevant to the situation.
I'll add a comment that was very interesting. It's by ~LordlyCaliber , and was posted on the original stamp here . Check it out and give the guy a llama, because he definitely has a way with words:
"I know a lot of people just sort of mock this whole thing, but I'd like to take a different approach and play devil's advocate with those of you that believe in this Ouija board.
If you do believe that demons do exist don't you agree that they're powerful enough that they aren't dependant on a piece of painted wood and a magnifying glass in order to do what they want? After all tons of anecdotes talk of possessions and demonic influence without the use of a Ouija board, not to mention there are clearly enough people that don't get influenced by the board that it still exists as a "harmless children's board game". Besides even if the Ouija board does lead you to actual Satanism and possession it's okay because God and Jesus Christ will appear in the nick of time to stop you from killing yourself, right? And that a single prayer from a single person can drive demons out, so they really aren't that big a deal right? I'm asking because clearly the video you posted as anecdotal evidence shows that that will happen, so what is there to even be afraid of?
On the other hand, if you want to argue that a demon or a possession can lead to someone tragically dying or committing horrible acts, then you'd have to agree that either a demon is capable of claiming a soul against God's will or you have to admit that God didn't care enough about those people to save them. It's either that or the man's story is false and thus worthless.
To go a step further, if you are willing to admit that Ouija boards won't work against skeptics then aren't you doing the devil's work by trying so hard to convince us that they work at all? After all if everyone was skeptical of them then no one would be affected by them, so wouldn't it be better to work instead towards denouncing the "power" the Ouija board has?
You're free to believe in demons if you want to, just remember that if you're trying to argue that demons can turn you away from God then either God isn't powerful enough to save everyone or he isn't benevolent enough to save them. Food for thought."
Feel free to join in on the conversation if you want.
edit: Nevermind. Asked for testable evidence, was presented with none. Comments have sadly been disabled on that stamp since.
I guess the world will have to wait for that undeniable, absolutely testable proof that demons exist.
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Um, xManderzx was satiring this: [link]
It's done by someone who apparently thinks that all Ouija boards are EVIL and SATANIC, despite that A) They're a board game designed by a game company, and B) A board game, despite it's alleged use, is not inherently evil. Just like a pocket knife isn't evil. Like anything else, it can be USED for evil, or if handled without due precaution, cause harm to fall to others.
It seems you're taking this really, really personally. I doubt xManderzx meant it that way. If anything, it's a dig at the other asshat.
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For one, she used one of my stamps in the description.
Second, she is obviously taunting the topic, and those who have a strong belief in the topic.
Third, the person she was satiring was a friend of mine who made the stamp especially for the sake of telling people to not mess with demons or spiritual beings, so that they wouldn't have to go through experiences like I have.
With all that being said, it is VERY hard to not take this personally.
I'm saying all that I need to say and nothing more. I really have issues about this topic, and I don't want to cause drama, the LEAST I am asking for is that people respect the crap other people have gone through.
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I understand, at least from your words here and the message from your stamp, that you've had a bad experience. However, I must once again point out that she's mainly satirizing the original stamp, by pointing out the fallacious step of using anecdotes.
If you are sensitive to otherworldly forces such as demons, I might suggest staying away from divination tools, just as I might suggest someone who's unfamiliar with knives to stay away from them.
I believe God gave you three incredible tools: logic, intuition, and common sense to act as a bridge between the two. Judging by the strength of your faith, and that you've had problems with demons, I'd suggest your intuitive power is very strong. Try not to let it override the other two. You weren't being specifically 'attacked' by this satire, your friend was.
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The ONE thing that really got to me about the stamp was this: I will not go into any personal experiences myself (because I can't back them up with any proof, but I'm just going to claim that it's too personal so that I sound a bit more mysterious and believable).
To me, that's where it got alittle bit beyond personal opinion. I know I may look back and say "Rebs, you are too sensitive about this" but there are just some things I can't joke about...and believe me, I try to keep myself as professional as possible when it comes to controversial stamps.
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. . . Um . . . you do recall that your stamp actually does say precisely NOTHING about why you, personally, believe in demons? It just has a host of Bible verses. And says that comments are disabled because you're 'extremely sensitive to the topic for personal reasons?'
You never shared your actual incidences with anyone. While I understand that it may be painful for you, if you're going to go to the trouble of making a stamp in order to warn people about what you perceive to be a terrible danger . . . shouldn't you explain how YOU ended up being hurt, if only as a precautionary tale? That's usually how these things work.
Preachers and motivational speakers and counselors try to connect with their audiences, especially if they have a warning or a message. If you don't back yourself up with experience--either personal, or watching a close friend or family member struggle with it (and I'm talking about literal demons and metaphorical ones like drug abuse or alcohol)--you're likely to be dismissed by the audience you want to save.
So . . . are you mad that she basically described your stamp WHILE she was satirizing the other stamp? I'm a little confused.
Please, I'm not trying to be mean or pick on you, if that's what you're afraid of. I'm genuinely confused over why you're taking it this personally.
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I know what it looks like, I understand that, I HAVE tried to talk about it.....problem is I can't bring myself to. It's a psychological issue. At the same time, I want to get the message out there. I wasn't trying that hard to convince people. The stamp was my desperate attempt to get it out there by just being blunt. I put very little effort about putting an argument into it and just put in bible verses about them. That was all I could bring myself to do.
No, I'm not mad about that. I was upset that some people generally assume someone who doesn't want to talk about personal experiences is just making things up or merely acting "mysterious", and that's something I discourage alot. It doesn't matter what really happened or what you think happened, the whole point is it's THEIR business and they have their reasons, and people need to respect their desire to keep it to themselves instead of using it to make it look like a cop-out on their offense.
It's....very very complicated...
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Well, all right, that makes sense. A few sentences from you explaining why you don't want to explain was more illuminating than anything I saw on the actual stamp page. It illustrates to me exactly how serious this is to you. I'm already more likely to take you seriously.
That being said, I've seen plenty of stamps that do the same thing, and in the manner that 8Manderz8 pointed out, just like there are . . . oh, say ex-cutters who show off their scars to point out what an awful thing cutting is, and others who show off their scars to get people to feel sorry for them. There are multiple levels of seriousness and dedication behind these sorts of controversial subjects.
Regardless, thank you for clarifying for me. I still believe this wasn't a personal attack on you, so much as perhaps your methods. Like I said, *I'm* now convinced of your sincerity, but your stamp page was devoid of any sort of credential. As such, it was ripe picking for our host here, and I can understand now why that's upsetting to you.
All things aside, I hope you are able to come to terms with whatever happen, and learn to exorcise that sort of pain from your life. Peace be with you.
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I honestly cannot take seriously a person who doesn't take subjects like this seriously, especially when it is a subject that is very personal to others and has brought some terrible experiences. It is callous, arrogant, and -- most dangerously -- apathetic. You can be for something or against something, and be very clear about it, either of which would be more appreciated than sarcastic apathy.
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Oh no, I made a joke about something somebody likes. I must be a terrible person.
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I find your humor quite entertaining.
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They're telling me.... to thank you for favoriting!
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You seriously put all that effort into targeting one stamp? Got to hand it to you, I wouldn't do that.
The problems are that:
#1. you made this stamp for the purpose of making fun of something. Those boards are made for actually communicating with spirits and other creepy things.
#2. Satan could care less about a stamp because of #1.
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Wha? No, I have proof that this stamp communicates with demons! I just can't show it to you, because you're a skeptic!
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If you genuinely intended for it to communicate with demons (which you didn't), it just might. Don't play with fire; you WILL be burnt.
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Yes. However, you will absolutely not care because it wasn't me who had these experiences, and frankly, I'm glad!
Plus, the Bible says to not play around with this stuff, and that's enough for me.
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No, no. I do care! If you have absolute proof that I will be "burned" as you say, for making a stamp on this topic, I would be very glad to hear it!
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Like I said, since you made this stamp to taunt someone else, something bad probably will not happen. If you made it wanting to communicate with spirits or to "try it out", something good might not happen, but I don't know if it will happen every time. Not everyone who smokes will get cancer.
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Darn, that's awfully convenient, isn't it?
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That not everyone who smokes gets cancer? I wouldn't call that convenient. Still, there are health problems associated with it, just like even if you don't get possessed or killed by a demon by playing with them, your spiritual health is still affected.
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Wow, no sympathy for the millions killed in the name of your religion? Not even going to bother with how NOT trying to intentionally murder is not only against your religious morals but also against the words of God? Not going to admit that your own religious beliefs deem YOU worthy of hell, just like the rest of us? Don't know much of your religion or its history eh?
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Wow, no sympathy for the 100 million people who died under atheist, communist dictators? Don't play the "well, people who called themselves Christians kill people so you're wrong" fallacy game with me. It will come back to bite you.
Now stay relevant and stay away from fallacies. They're not good for your argumentative health.
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Bite is a strong word, but being as you have proof for that, it must mean it doesn't exist/ isn't true.
The stamp was making fun of how people intentionally use human ignorance and error to manipulate them into doing whatever they want.
PS, billions (number still rising, especially in the Christian slave trade that still exists [Islam is a sect of Christianity]) outnumber millions, plus 100 million is a bit of an exaggeration.
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Islam is a sect of Christianity? Seriously?
What Christian slave trade that still exists?
Still a fallacy.
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Let's see, both believe Jesus and God are real, girls are inferior to boys and must learn silence, polygamy, killing under prosecution of witchery, killing people of other faiths, pro slavery, anti gay, anti abortion, pro theocracy and total domination of said theism, ect. The only differences are the same shared by Mormons (which is also a sect of Christianity) in which there was another prophet. Islam, like Nazism, is a sect of the Roman Catholic sect of Christianity. Islamic countries do still practice slavery, i.e, Christian dominated countries do still practice slavery.
Please note that your ignorance IS NOT a weapon, and gives you no power or otherwise in this discussion.
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I'm going to count how many either outright lies you have, how many errors in logic you have, and how many overall inaccuracies you have in your statement. Ready?
"girls are inferior to boys and must learn silence, polygamy, killing under prosecution of witchery, killing people of other faiths, pro slavery, anti gay, anti abortion, pro theocracy and total domination of said theism"
Lesse... that's 10.
"Islam, like Nazism, is a sect of the Roman Catholic sect of Christianity."
That brings it up to 12.
"Islamic countries do still practice slavery, i.e, Christian dominated countries do still practice slavery."
That brings it up to 14.
"Please note that your ignorance IS NOT a weapon, and gives you no power or otherwise in this discussion."
That is not an argument. Your total is now 15.
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I ask you not to use ignorance, to actually educate yourself before replying, and then you reply and just keep proving how little you really know. I kinda pity you, but understand. What Christian wants to know the REAL morals in the Bible? You know, the ones the MUSLIMS just so happen to ironically follow (wait, that isn't irony, that's LOGICAL, being that it is a sect of Christianity that practices REAL Christian morals and ideals AS WRITTEN IN THE BIBLE). Don't believe me? Well, I'll just prove what an either idiot or liar you are by quoting the Bible in this discussion.
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her." (Deuteronomy 25:11-12) -if a woman lashes out against the husband, she gets her hand cut off (common practice in Middle Eastern countries)-
"Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean." (Leviticus 12:2)
"But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days." (Leviticus 12:5)-This is also practiced in Middle Eastern countries-
"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Whoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. He that sacrificeth unto any god, save to the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed." (Exodus 22:18-20)-I can't seem to stop finding cases like this in the Middle East, but most commonly it's women that are married to a homosexual or aren't seen as attractive to their husbands (marriage at average, age 13) that are executed under this-
"Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression." (I Timothy 2:11-14) and "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church." (I Corinthians 14:34-35) and "A silent and loving woman is a gift of the Lord: and there is nothing so much worth as a mind well instructed. A shamefaced and faithful woman is a double grace, and her continent mind cannot be valued." (Eccles. 26:14-15) and "For from garments cometh a moth, and from women wickedness. Better is the churlishness of a man than a courteous woman, a woman, I say, which bringeth shame and reproach." (Eccles. 42:13-14)-Do I really need to point out the connection?-
"Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)-Just some more anti woman stuff I like to hear whenever I think of a Christian who says they're "moral"-
And don't forget slavery
"However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way." (Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT)
"If you buy a Hebrew slave, he is to serve for only six years. Set him free in the seventh year, and he will owe you nothing for his freedom. If he was single when he became your slave and then married afterward, only he will go free in the seventh year. But if he was married before he became a slave, then his wife will be freed with him. If his master gave him a wife while he was a slave, and they had sons or daughters, then the man will be free in the seventh year, but his wife and children will still belong to his master. But the slave may plainly declare, 'I love my master, my wife, and my children. I would rather not go free.' If he does this, his master must present him before God. Then his master must take him to the door and publicly pierce his ear with an awl. After that, the slave will belong to his master forever." (Exodus 21:2-6 NLT)
"When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property." (Exodus 21:20-21 NAB)
"Christians who are slaves should give their masters full respect so that the name of God and his teaching will not be shamed. If your master is a Christian, that is no excuse for being disrespectful. You should work all the harder because you are helping another believer by your efforts. Teach these truths, Timothy, and encourage everyone to obey them." (1 Timothy 6:1-2 NLT)-I would also like to point out that this is the reason behind why there are so many black Christians and Muslims, as well as so few blacks that know anything about their past languages or religions-
Please research the Muslim slave trade. It's been around for 14 centuries now and I'm not happy when someone just ignores it and says it doesn't exist or has nothing to do with the fact that it is a theocracy based government. I also insist on you educating yourself on Hitler's past, being as he was an artist who was raised Roman Catholic with a violent father and a shyness to girls.
If you'd like the anti gay, polygamy, other quotes of total theocracy and all that other fun stuff, just ask. Always happy to be of service in the everlasting battle of human ignorance (but I suppose knowing Einstein's view on it being able to last longer than the expansion of the universe, it appears a bit of a joke really )
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I'm not reading through all that. I saw you quote deuteronomy and I knew every argument you'd bring up. News flash, I'm stubborn, not stupid, and I've heard these before, my friend. Give me one reason why I should go through this a tenth time?
If Nazism is a sect of Christianity, communism is a sect of atheism. You lose.
Put your concerns in the form of a 1 sentence question and I'll be happy to answer.
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"If Nazism is a sect of Christianity, communism is a sect of atheism. You lose."
How? I mean, communism has been around since the first communities founded had to share all their resources to survive, so how is it really "atheist" persay? Just because the most popular communist is atheist doesn't mean communism is atheist. Mao wasn't atheist, and he made China communist. The leader of south korea was a Catholic and US pretty much insisted on him being killed after seeing him try to make the country Catholic (Buddhists responded by burning themselves alive in protest is just one example on why US chose the position).
It's IMPOSSIBLE to make it one sentence. If you want a once sentence belief to be criticized, go atheist.
Your to lazy, so I'll be like the preacher and shove all the information you obviously don't care about enough to actually know the facts.
Hitler [link]
Islamic slave trade [link] and [link] [I would suggest this one because it gives more information than personal opinion]
There's more, but I'll be like you and barely do anything worthy of "half assed" status
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I answered your question in a smartass fashion. Demons are not predictable beings. They're smarter than humans; way smarter. If they possessed you, that would be a mistake because you'd *probably* see that what the Bible says is true and our warnings also held true. Satan's goal is to drag as many people into hell as he can so he won't be alone there. He also wants to cause hell on Earth for as many people as possible. If you don't allow it, he can't do it. If you allow it, he'll do what he can.
Does that make sense?
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Sure, it makes sense if you look at it from a point of view that accepts the Bible as the only true religion ever.
But you have to realize, just because one group of people shouts that their religion is the only true one the loudest, it doesn't mean that it is.
Religions all over the world have and had Satan-like characters in their belief systems. The Ancient Egyptians had Set, who was seen as the demon of death and evil in their mythology. In Buddhism, it's Mara who is the evil one, who represents temptation, sin and death. So tell me, if you are, as I assume, atheistic towards other religions' gods, why should the people who feel exactly the same way about your religion's superstitions as you do about others have anything to fear?
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Then that means the things I say are irrelevant to you. Nothing more to say.
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Oooh!! What are the demons saying?? I wanna know!
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If I told you that, then I wouldn't be so believable and mysterious would I! D:
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You got the mysterious part right:3 But I guess not.
Keep you secrets then
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