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Description A mind is a beautiful thing... for a placoderm.

A long time ago, my friend Jonas started a contest for free-form "alien" design.
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Here is my submission.

Antiarch Placoderms ( [link] ) were early fish that had unusual properties such as armor-plated bodies and jointed, arthropod like front fins. Some species like Bothriolepis, looked like fat lampreys embedded through carapaces of lobsters. They had fairly mobile, claw-like front fins that may have enabled them to crawl through the sediment, or even onto land like mudskippers!

Suppose that the Antiarchs had beaten the later varieties of fish earlier on in the "land race" during the late Devonian.

Weird, polydactyl fish-salamanders like Acanthostega were the ancestors of every land-living vertebrate today. As the Acanthostegans crawled on their eight-finned stubs on -this- Devonian, they got a rather unpleasant surprise.

Heavily armored, predatory Antiarchs had gotten there first. As the 'Stegans quickly found out, the croc-sized, armored, pincer toting Antiarchs made short work of competitors on land. The 'Stegans reverted back to a littoral existence and for the rest of Earth's history, did not get more exciting than evolutionary footnotes.

Triumphant on land, the Antiarchs flourished. They shuffled around at first, and refined their front fins into fully functional limbs over time. Crawling, snake-like beasts were soon replaced with awkward, gangly bipeds.

Some of the bipeds folded their tails underneath for support. In time, the tail turned into a separate limb of its own. Of course by that time, the Antiarchs were as far from their boxy ancestors as lizards would have been from lungfish.

Once again, tripedal dynasties battled each other over eons, refining weapons and strategies that gave them warm blood, terrestrial reproduction, speed and intelligence. The specter of mass extinction hung over them throughout. Several times it struck, sweeping the decks clean and randomizing the survivors' chances as masters of land, or scurriers underneath.

Some tripods took back to the sea, like bony crocodiles with oars at first, smooth, sleek hunters later on. Some hollowed out their bones and filled them with air sacs and grew to unseen sizes. Their children thread the earth like giant, iron cranes. Still others took to the sky with spectacular arrangements of wings, fingers and legs. There, they faced overgrown descendants of insects, which had all the time to master the sky in the absence of vertebrate competition.

Some species remained generalists on land, or in the forests and jungles of improbably large, scaled trees. Cataclysms shifted the land and made one habitat give way to another. Some species survived because they could protect themselves well.

Others could afford to eat anything and everything. And one variety made it because they had the curiosity to observe and think about the world around it...

One of them lit a fire one day... on this Earth, mankind still had thirty million years to do the same.
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Comments: 83

NDean In reply to ??? [2008-04-06 11:27:07 +0000 UTC]

no problem

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Archarugen In reply to ??? [2008-04-04 15:06:11 +0000 UTC]

wow, a very thought-provoking design (as always)
nice work

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nemo-ramjet In reply to Archarugen [2008-04-06 10:23:23 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Rayn-Hammer [2008-04-04 01:42:30 +0000 UTC]

wait is this an alternate earth history or a parallel earth?

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nemo-ramjet In reply to Rayn-Hammer [2008-04-06 10:23:59 +0000 UTC]

You could call it both, I guess?

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TehFuzzyDuck [2008-04-03 20:32:57 +0000 UTC]

Wonderful image and idea. You're a gifted visual artist and a very creative and talented writer as well.

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nemo-ramjet In reply to TehFuzzyDuck [2008-04-06 10:38:37 +0000 UTC]

Thank you my friend!

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Disikurt [2008-04-03 20:01:30 +0000 UTC]

saykadelik..

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nemo-ramjet In reply to Disikurt [2008-04-06 10:24:13 +0000 UTC]

Teşekkürler efenim!

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CarrionTrooper [2008-04-03 11:39:22 +0000 UTC]

Cool man! This is what will also happen if the Mudkip meme overran the internet... that meme is as old as placoderms.

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Piatnitskysaurus [2008-04-03 08:32:53 +0000 UTC]

Coolness overload *twitch-twitch*

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nemo-ramjet In reply to Piatnitskysaurus [2008-04-06 10:35:24 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!!

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Piatnitskysaurus In reply to nemo-ramjet [2008-04-06 14:48:39 +0000 UTC]

no probs

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bensen-daniel In reply to ??? [2008-04-03 02:39:11 +0000 UTC]

What does it use to manipulate things?

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Rodlox In reply to ??? [2008-04-02 17:09:40 +0000 UTC]

very very neat and cool.
(and eyespots!)

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nemo-ramjet In reply to Rodlox [2008-04-02 19:33:33 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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raygungoth [2008-04-02 16:04:56 +0000 UTC]

So much..... awesome.

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nemo-ramjet In reply to raygungoth [2008-04-02 19:39:03 +0000 UTC]

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raygungoth In reply to nemo-ramjet [2008-04-04 05:02:17 +0000 UTC]

It's the truth. The delicious, sugary truth, perhaps drizzling with the molasses of badassery.

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SpikeValance In reply to ??? [2008-04-02 15:59:59 +0000 UTC]

A tripod lifeform does not appear so stable and suitable for further change on a terrestrial environment according to me. However it's an exotic nice idea

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nemo-ramjet In reply to SpikeValance [2008-04-02 17:33:25 +0000 UTC]

Tripods would certainly not compete with quadrupeds in a normal setting. That's why I made these tripods beat and extinguish the tetrapods in the first place. In the absence of competition, they could do reasonably well. At worst they could end up like kangaroos, which occasionally use their tails as a third leg to rest upon.

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SpikeValance In reply to nemo-ramjet [2008-04-02 19:16:59 +0000 UTC]

Oh, well in the case, surely

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Rodlox In reply to SpikeValance [2008-04-02 17:10:36 +0000 UTC]

bipeds aren't stable either...yet penguins and humans exist.

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SpikeValance In reply to Rodlox [2008-04-02 19:16:13 +0000 UTC]

And biped dinosaurs? Biped birds?

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Rodlox In reply to SpikeValance [2008-04-03 01:48:54 +0000 UTC]

dinosaurs had tails.

and I'll tell the penguins that you don't consider them to be birds.

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Zippo4k [2008-04-02 15:48:37 +0000 UTC]

Oh, wow!

I'm close to finishing two of my own pieces, the problem for me was that I'm now using bigger sketch pads and the pages are just too big for my scanner, so I've been shrinking my illustrations and drawing them in chunks, which I must say, is certainly more efficient then the giant pictures I started off with. I tend to scale my work to the size of the paper I'm using, so drawing something smaller then the sheet is a challenge.
I can always do bigger, but that takes more time & it'll never get done.

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nemo-ramjet In reply to Zippo4k [2008-04-02 19:43:02 +0000 UTC]

I'm also at a similar crossroads between larger vs. faster... This is an eternal question, it looks like. I hope you post your stuff soon!

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Sphenacodon [2008-04-02 14:20:25 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! I'd really like to see some of the other tripod species (i.e., the non-sentient ones, the ones filling all the other niches).
This is a refreshing change - it's the first "alternate-Earth" sentient in this project so far.
Terrestrial placoderms, eh? You never cease to amaze.

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nemo-ramjet In reply to Sphenacodon [2008-04-02 15:44:47 +0000 UTC]

Actually, I think I was inspired by you, or someone else who blogged about speculative zoology. There was this written piece about placoderms on land, with the tail turned into a leg... I forgot.

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Sphenacodon In reply to nemo-ramjet [2008-04-02 19:09:55 +0000 UTC]

Really? Was it the mudskippers piece? I'm honored...
My first thought was that it was the obvious derivation of your musing on the Cloverfield monster, except switching acanthodians with placoderms.

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nemo-ramjet In reply to Sphenacodon [2008-04-02 19:43:45 +0000 UTC]

oh, the cloverfield thing? well, I guess the tone of the writing is also pretty simillar...

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Fingertier [2008-04-02 14:01:56 +0000 UTC]

Cool 'walking placoderm'!

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