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Neumorin — How I will Die

Published: 2006-03-21 20:19:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 2514; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 313
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Description This is going in scraps but I thought I'd share it with you.
I dunno why.
Just because. :0

Once upon a time my friend Karleen somehow came up with this big detailed story of how I will die, and how I will be strapped to the neck fo a giraffe etc. I can't rememebr what we were doing exactly. I think we were camping. Whatever. I finally drew it.
Yeah!
I drew this is like five seconds with a Sharpie.

Of course I am going to have a mohawk when I am old.

EDIT
Dang. This has gotten my minimum 9 favourites so it's STAYING in my gallery until my standards change, biotch.
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Comments: 38

NeoToxicGenii [2009-08-14 17:30:44 +0000 UTC]

i want jello now xD

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DinosoreFACE [2007-08-27 17:58:17 +0000 UTC]

It's a lovely story. : D
Reminds me somehwhat of the one I made up about the mutant birds and the landfill..

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moosesxmoosixmeese [2007-06-06 01:29:43 +0000 UTC]

i was in class when isaw this one and i just started laughing like a lunatic at the "This zoo sucks" thing XD
Hilarious...now the teachers looking at me weird

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quoth-theartstudent [2006-08-23 09:05:34 +0000 UTC]

i think we all learned something today... apparently giraffees never truely die, they are in fact placed in glass tubes by the sic and deranged minds of the youth of today. this comic was so weird.

the plaque said, word'.

o.O .. ... . humm humm, hHAahhAAHAHHHHAAaaaaaaa cries*

you are soo fcuking funny, please be my best friend!

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Neumorin In reply to quoth-theartstudent [2006-08-23 16:02:03 +0000 UTC]

It is an important lesson to learn early on.

Okay! We can have matching jackets, and eat ice cream together, and knit each other sweaters! : D

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Ebility [2006-07-21 07:59:18 +0000 UTC]

Everyone should die as well as this.

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someonestolemyalias [2006-04-03 04:37:55 +0000 UTC]

Sweeeeeeeeeat.

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WhiteForest [2006-03-29 18:15:13 +0000 UTC]

That's insane, it actually made me want jello and I think jello is groooody. D:
It reminds me of me because I talk about giraffes and death a lot... although usually not simeulateously.

by the way, I like the emo grandma pants, that made my day.

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Neumorin In reply to WhiteForest [2006-03-30 01:25:50 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, I'm glad.

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GarethLWalt [2006-03-23 14:38:13 +0000 UTC]

ahahaha fucking great.
and.. oddly enough, i craved/made jello today.
hmm perhaps its a sign. maybe im going to die in a fucked way soon.
oh well, good shit, as always.
-garethlandrywalters

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atmosblue [2006-03-22 21:44:03 +0000 UTC]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Blooming [2006-03-22 10:38:04 +0000 UTC]

lol that is such an awesome way to die!!

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Nikarma [2006-03-22 05:59:41 +0000 UTC]

Rotfl... genious.

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yummcr [2006-03-22 03:52:15 +0000 UTC]

I have a fever right now and really dizzzzy this is the best thing in the world

I think you're on crack.....hahahaaaa not really but its all good

oh man

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Neumorin In reply to yummcr [2006-03-22 04:00:35 +0000 UTC]

Even I am afraid of what goes on inside my brain.

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yummcr In reply to Neumorin [2006-03-22 20:10:57 +0000 UTC]

I think you should beO_O

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LuvaStudios [2006-03-22 03:44:08 +0000 UTC]

"this zoo sucks"

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Neumorin In reply to LuvaStudios [2006-03-22 04:01:14 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad that someone finally found that part amusing aside from me. .__.

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darknessuponmysoul [2006-03-22 03:20:04 +0000 UTC]

loooooolll thats funny hmmmm. i love jello

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smudgeness [2006-03-22 00:56:47 +0000 UTC]

I'm going to die by poison in an elevator.

This is great, I think the "I want jello now" really makes the whole thing.

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Jerridiot [2006-03-22 00:32:10 +0000 UTC]

this is amazing, purely amazing.

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Neumorin In reply to Jerridiot [2006-03-22 00:50:21 +0000 UTC]

I agree.

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CheshireKat [2006-03-22 00:11:17 +0000 UTC]

AND JELLO!

that made me laugh. i wanna be buried in jello too.

only, i also wanna be cremated, so that'd be really gross. *-*

lime jello, of course.

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Neumorin In reply to CheshireKat [2006-03-22 00:13:54 +0000 UTC]

Haha.
Corpse jello!

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poofmongoose [2006-03-21 22:40:07 +0000 UTC]

did you remeber to bronze your remains?

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Neumorin In reply to poofmongoose [2006-03-22 00:16:09 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it's in there biotch, read it.

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Neumorin In reply to Neumorin [2006-03-22 07:08:25 +0000 UTC]

BLEEARRGH

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poofmongoose In reply to Neumorin [2006-03-22 06:42:48 +0000 UTC]

I did I did.
so ha.

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PhillipTheGreat [2006-03-21 22:21:14 +0000 UTC]

Lmao. This is freakin' great.

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AmyTheFreak [2006-03-21 21:46:16 +0000 UTC]

BWAH HA HA!!!
I am sitting at Play Practice with a pair of fake Beaver Teeth in my mouth stuck with Previ-dent.

This made me (almost) laugh out loud.
Best death ever.

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Neumorin In reply to AmyTheFreak [2006-03-21 21:58:40 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha
Yay

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Bishie-Naota [2006-03-21 21:08:26 +0000 UTC]

Heh, iteresting, i love it.

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RedRomance [2006-03-21 21:00:52 +0000 UTC]

hihi.. so funny! you're good!

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in-her-coffin [2006-03-21 20:59:02 +0000 UTC]

Tee Hee i remember hearing this story many a time before

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Neumorin In reply to in-her-coffin [2006-03-21 20:59:22 +0000 UTC]

It's legendary!

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LolitaRagdoll [2006-03-21 20:25:13 +0000 UTC]

lol thats crazy. i don't know how im gonna die but my friend will die by randomly tripping and breaking her neck...

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Neumorin In reply to LolitaRagdoll [2006-03-21 20:53:51 +0000 UTC]

ON ME AND MY GIRAFFE

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LolitaRagdoll In reply to Neumorin [2006-03-21 22:16:15 +0000 UTC]

lol probably

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