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kraftp9628 [2022-03-01 15:32:37 +0000 UTC]

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UltimateNobody9999 [2019-06-08 02:48:31 +0000 UTC]

Uhhh Mr.Mercer you don't belong in this game

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Rone187 [2017-01-28 00:23:58 +0000 UTC]

I'll get the flowers for the funeral.

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Jesus80002000 [2015-10-05 11:23:20 +0000 UTC]

Here Lies Bill

R.I.P. 
Bill The Vet

"Found a Hunter!"

Killed by a Hunt- 

*Alex Glaring at Me*

I mean Alex Mercer

Alex: Yeah That's what i thought 

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SpineBl4st3r [2015-08-23 09:53:04 +0000 UTC]

alex mercer be like "im tired of this ****"

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Crystalwolfdog7 [2015-02-19 21:04:56 +0000 UTC]

excuse me while i grin awkwardly 

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InfiniteRespect [2015-02-14 00:31:22 +0000 UTC]

I'd be running right now lol

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Gen2412 [2014-07-16 09:52:34 +0000 UTC]

The sacrifice ends with bill got kill by an evolve.... Wait kill bill you got kill bill

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BeadyEyedGirl [2014-01-09 16:52:18 +0000 UTC]

lol this is funny XD

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Nuiaq [2013-09-27 14:45:45 +0000 UTC]

This is really amazing. Great thoughts as well. You made them greatly!

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armycolt1998 [2013-08-20 01:54:01 +0000 UTC]

bill you about to dead as FUUCK! in 3..2..1

Bill: OH MY GOD IN HEAVN!!

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MalikAuditore [2013-07-05 07:29:57 +0000 UTC]

poor bill! I hope that Alex will not hurt bill

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DaniSauruz [2013-06-23 15:58:10 +0000 UTC]

just go home if u still wanna be in the game,grandpa!!

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Yeguscus [2013-06-22 02:35:22 +0000 UTC]

Wanna borrow some glasses?

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emoki365 [2013-06-17 21:53:02 +0000 UTC]

Bill, you have to get glasses.

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Sami01 [2012-12-27 21:02:35 +0000 UTC]

Lol this is too funny!

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freeflushots [2012-11-25 07:35:33 +0000 UTC]

That's cute

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KimHanGeol [2012-10-10 14:35:44 +0000 UTC]

Good Bye Bill.

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Iamalocustdrone935 [2012-10-07 00:30:45 +0000 UTC]

Bill, why didnt you just retire?

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Wait0wat [2012-10-04 04:23:15 +0000 UTC]

I see wat u did there...

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senordunut [2012-09-26 22:38:36 +0000 UTC]

We all know how this will end.

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andrewtheOwl [2012-09-21 00:11:54 +0000 UTC]

The Sacrifice...

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BlackImpulse [2012-09-18 23:46:59 +0000 UTC]

this won't end well

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fantasyFanatic113 [2012-07-17 07:24:42 +0000 UTC]

Dat face xDDDD lol

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GhoulMine1 [2012-06-13 08:41:29 +0000 UTC]

And that's how Bill died

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DomBiohazard [2012-06-08 22:17:37 +0000 UTC]

Alex: if you won't stop pointing this gun at me i will onsume you than puke you out take it off the ground take it to GENTEC so they can clone you so i can shove a hunters head up your ass!
Bill: (O.o) "points at gas tank" TAAAAAAAAAANK!
Alex:"faceplam" iam going to consume him anyway...
Francis: I hate your jacket...
Alex:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Me:why am i writing like a full Fu*king story here???

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Niklasthehunter [2012-05-26 19:50:43 +0000 UTC]

@pivot prove it.

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pivotfighter [2012-05-26 15:51:26 +0000 UTC]

Alex: No i am MUCH WORSE than those hunters

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PhantomoftheNight117 [2012-05-19 18:58:26 +0000 UTC]

Mercer: "You shoot you die..."
Bill: O_O "Oh SHI-!"

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ChibiSakuraNinja [2012-05-05 01:37:13 +0000 UTC]

i wonder if Alex is going to waste his time consuming him or not...

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DeviantK14 [2012-04-29 10:36:38 +0000 UTC]

...screw the tank gangbang, THIS is how Bill dies

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coolboy167 [2012-04-25 04:42:27 +0000 UTC]

If I was mercer I would be like fuck u now I eat u :-3 %uD83D%uDE0F

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televideoDMB [2012-01-12 02:57:08 +0000 UTC]

So THIS is why Bill died...

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DanuAvalonArtemis [2011-12-22 05:02:17 +0000 UTC]

PFFT! X3 Fail.

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LOLimNyarlathotep [2011-12-15 03:31:55 +0000 UTC]

I can totally imagine the scene
Bill: Found a hunter!
Zoey: ummm I dont think thats a hunter Bill he looks too normal
*Alex turns around and shape shifts into armor and claws*
Zoey: Scratch that...

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Thanatos555 [2011-12-03 08:46:34 +0000 UTC]

This must be how Bill died, Tanks cant KILL BILL, but maybe Alex did

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JoemanYT [2011-10-02 16:20:43 +0000 UTC]

Bill thinks he's holding a shotgun. It's really just 2 lead pipes.

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Raithetiger [2011-09-23 21:14:36 +0000 UTC]

dude...that is no Hunter...

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Topkicker26 [2011-08-28 21:14:36 +0000 UTC]

Hell's gonna break loose my friend...

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axlotlpancho [2011-08-27 00:27:04 +0000 UTC]

shoot him. i dare you. see what hell breaks loose.

i love it great job

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Stalc [2011-07-27 18:57:47 +0000 UTC]

Irony bill got killed by a ramming hunter from prototype instead lol.

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Fellyppo5Bjorn [2011-07-20 04:00:47 +0000 UTC]

this is wow Bill died XD

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evilSoap123 [2011-06-14 15:26:32 +0000 UTC]

Bill can't die! He's too epic! But Mercer might at least knock some sense into him...

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SawMassacreBunny [2011-05-27 02:48:56 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD!!! this works sooo well XDD

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Dried-Apples [2011-05-26 04:08:11 +0000 UTC]

Well, now we know what happened to Bill. XD

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lips--like--morphine [2011-05-04 12:21:56 +0000 UTC]

oh poor old man XDDD
alex ftw

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ProjectLittleSister [2011-05-02 05:04:57 +0000 UTC]

Yep, my life is now complete. XD
L4D and Prototype... Yep.

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Ruby990 [2011-04-30 02:37:49 +0000 UTC]

Bill, you shoot him and your screwed.

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rowenbaleva [2011-04-13 11:55:59 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha alex mercer

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