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Published: 2008-10-12 03:39:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 3180; Favourites: 40; Downloads: 55
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HAI GUYS!11ONE!I R SRS ARTEST1LOL.
WARNING: THIS IS FUCKING MASSIVE.
ALSO, HOW THE FUCK DO I SET A PREVIEW IMAGE UP?
Yeah. So... Um, This was based on these really retarded couple of pages from an actual Batman comic.
My friend and I were talking about it and at one point we were making fun of the actual content of the comic, but after that it sort of snowballed into a bunch of idiotic chaos. So there are a lot of inside jokes in here, but hopefully it's enjoyable anyway.
The chick with the top hat is Zatanna. She's from teh BOUTMOUN universe.
Script by Byck-Burgers with some tweaks from yours truly.
ALSO, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A DINOSAUR IN THE BAT CAVE, SERIOUSLY? >>
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So Scarecrow was using his drugs to induce hallucinations of him being Zatanna or was Zatanna really there.
Also, the Dino is there from an old Joker scheme,at least that's what i read about it.
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Scarecrow really has nothing to do with this comic, I just... Sort of put him there. I think he's a little high.
I wouldn't recommend trying to find logic in this abomination. xD
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But everything has a logic ,everything"gets straitjacketed" everything has one everything"cell closes" EVERYTHING.
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Yes, Crane. You're a dinosaur. Now sloowwlllyyy hand me the drugs.
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Haha, basically! Looks like someone's using their knowledge of chemistry for unprofessional conduct!
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LOL!!!!!! 8DDDDDD XDDD
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LOLz, this is actually in a Batman comic? WHUT.
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No, no, this was just... Inspired by an actual Batman comic, so to speak. xD
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first off, this is brilliant
scarecrow at the end is just made of pure awesomeness
and I have some theories 'bout that dinosaur:
1. batman is older than we think.
2. batman actually owns a time machine
3. one of his enemies fell in love with the godzilla movie and thought it would be awesome to have a giant robot dinosaur destroying gotham
4. batman loooooves dinosaurs
5. ... it's killer croc's mom
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Thanks kindly!
All very good theories. Better than any explanation I can think of. xD
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no problem
and thank you
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1. LOVING Bruce's face in the first pannel, esp his deeply unhappy face.
2. Zatanna should never say the word "honey" ever again.
3. I was so unprepared for the WTFness of Scarecrow's face, I feel out of my chair laughing and almost peed myself.
...
I hope you're happy.
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It was very enjoyable and WTFish.
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great. now there is dr.pepepr all over the counter because I laughed too hard. I expect you to go get me some paper towels haha that is hilariously epic (and god I love scarecrow xD lmfao)
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Thanks so much, I'm both glad and sorry to have caused Dr. Pepper spillage. Regardless, thank you.
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haha no problem, its great
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silly dinosaur what are you doing in the bat cave??
You should be out destroying Tokyo... Wait that's godzilla.... well destroy Gotham then
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EITHER THAT OR HE TOOK THE WRONG STUFF
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For Scarecrow, there is no 'wrong stuff'. It's all just stuff, and it's all going down his throat, either way.
What a role model.
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He's not as bad as the Killer Croc.
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lolwtf "I'm a dinosaur!"
"And by slices I mean my abnormally perky breasts."
Epic line.
Nice art-wise too, I like the hair shading
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Thanks, glad someone enjoyed this little abomination. xD
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XD omg that chick makes me want to punch babies LMAO! I <3 the Scarecrow at the end XDXD ahah! "I'm a dinosaur!"
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Zatanna? Why? >>
Anyway, thanks. x3
I love Cranezy... ><
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XD she's just so awkward bahaha!
No prob ^__^
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"And by slices, I mean my abnormally perky breasts"
You pretty much win my life Hannah.
Terrifically drawn, LOLingly funny. Just... I want to absorb your talent like a giant sponge. Basically, comic wise, it's up their with Abe and Kroenen. And that's not something one just throws around.
PWN.
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Thanks so much, man! Q Q
You are way too nice to me. You have no idea WHAT IT MEANS TO MEEE!!111ONEONE!!! TT TT
Abe&Kroenen still makes my head explode with love.
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I almost spit out my Fanta when I saw this. No lie.
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I'm proud to have almost caused you to spit delicious fanta onto your keyboard.
Thanks. x3
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lol
You're quite welcome.
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By "batcave" does he mean GATOR HOLE???!
This is beautiful and full of magical awesome. I bet Zatanna's hair is what makes the planets stay aligned.
Marvelous pen work and shading!! :3
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YES, AND KIDS SEATS ARE STILL JUST FIVE BUCKS! D8<
Thanks so much, Sparkles! I'm so glad you think so! Q Q
That it does. That's the reason Scarecrow keeps trying to steal it. Certainly not because he wants to create some sort of life-sized replica to take out to social events so he won't look like a loser without a date. >>
Because that's what people do with life-like women dolls, right? Take them to parties?
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Dude, this picture is amazing. I love it. Major amazingnessssss. I love you and ur srs art.
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You flatter me. I'm really glad you like it, I spent a retarded amount of time on it considering the fact that it's... Crack. xD
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:3 It's amazing, are you crazy? You can totally tell that you took a long time on it. It's great!!!
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Thanks so much man, it's people like you that make it worth it! Q Q
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<3 keep up the good work!! I love it all. :3
(My sister thought it was awesome, too.)
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YOU MAKE ME TOO HAPPY. Q Q
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<3 Your pictures make me too happpppyyyy. :3
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