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So... Um...

Well, first off, there's this film. And uh... Shit, I can't seem to find a clip. Guess it was too obscene for youtube. Um, anyway, Julian Sands plays the Phantom, who isn't deformed, doesn't where a mask, lives under an opera house and has a very... "Special" relationship with rats.

And... Yeah. It's the worst thing ever. So here we have Gaston Leroux's Phantom and Webber's Phantom having a tasteful discussion of cinema.

This dialogue is taken directly from a conversation between a friend and I after viewing the film. If you can even call it a film.

But I'll say this, even if it was physically painful to watch, I did have a good laugh at a few parts. The Phantom Reviewer did a highly amusing review of it, if you're curious. It's a lot easier to watch than the actual movie. [link]

Description
So... Um...

Well, first off, there's this film. And uh... Shit, I can't seem to find a clip. Guess it was too obscene for youtube. Um, anyway, Julian Sands plays the Phantom, who isn't deformed, doesn't where a mask, lives under an opera house and has a very... "Special" relationship with rats.

And... Yeah. It's the worst thing ever. So here we have Gaston Leroux's Phantom and Webber's Phantom having a tasteful discussion of cinema.

This dialogue is taken directly from a conversation between a friend and I after viewing the film. If you can even call it a film.

But I'll say this, even if it was physically painful to watch, I did have a good laugh at a few parts. The Phantom Reviewer did a highly amusing review of it, if you're curious. It's a lot easier to watch than the actual movie. [link]