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Published: 2015-01-24 18:20:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 778; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 0
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Fact: If someone who's narcissistic enough to involve in sexual encounter with themselves (in difference gender or same), it would definately be Sparkle. So if you tell him go fuck himself you know what happen hahPlot twist: Both of them are azoic, mean unable to reproduce
Really old sketch from Christmas, just feel it kind of funny so I throw it here
Art and OC (c) Me
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Me: *gets away, hidding the camera, ready to film*
Klaus: ... Tvisted biatch...
Me:
Klaus: ... Vell... Vhat should ve do naow?
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Me:
Sparkle: Bromance things ?
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Me:
Klaus: Zhere iz nozhing best to do anyvay, ja?
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Sparkle: Let's hold hand and run to zhe horizon
Me: Pfff... Hahaahahaha, seriously?
Sparkle: Of course... not
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Klaus: Und experiment on zhe pretty little zhings we could find zhere? Oder, you prefer to ztay zhere and be vatched by two perverted zhings vhile ve do our zhing...
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Sparkle: Zhen go somevhere safe and lock zhe door, like a basement, oh vait my basement didn't haff much private...
Me: Just fuck already
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Klaus: Mein is locked from zhe inside, zhat's perfect. Only I und mein Quadwrangler can enter. But I can maybe add zhe possibility to take someone vizh me~
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Get impregnant by yourself seems pretty legit
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it's also the best pairing. who better to have relations with than someone who isn't an idiot? yourself of course. XD
ishipit
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The one who loved you the most is yourself, I ship it too
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the shipping is powerful with this one. XD
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Yiss let's sail dis ship to the horizon
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may i join you on the ship? *forgot to get onboard*
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AYE! LET'S MOVEEEEEEEEE
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*gets on the ship* woohoo! i am ready, captain!
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LET'S SAIL TO THE SUNNNNNNNNNNNN
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*puts on sun screen and glasses* I AM READY!
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wait, captain! where are we going again?! i didn't bring a map!
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I HAFF NO IDEA!
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we're going to die out here, aren't we? :"D
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Noooooooooo... let me just check the... map
Wait we bought a map to the ship right?
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......i thought you had it. that's like the captain's job on any ship!
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OF COURSE! Now... wait this is a map of my city
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...we're going to die. i knew it! this is what i get for jumping the shark and get on this ship! at least tell me we brought food
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I bought Sparkle, so I guess we're going to eat him?
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i'm surprisingly ok with this. sorry sparkle, you're a beautiful medic and i respect you, but i'm freakin' starving.
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Sparkle: *jumps down the only spare live saving boat and rows back to the shore* gutes Glück! I heard zhat zhis area have sharks
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you son of a gun! get back here! *sigh* welp, there goes my dinner. any other ideas, captain? D:
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WE HUNT SHARKS FOR DINNER! NOW CHARGE, YOU GO DOWN AND BE THE BAIT, I'LL HIT THEM WITH MY FISTS!
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me as bait?! b-but i didn't sign up for this! it didn't say anywhere on my resume! *takes out a napkin with resume on it* i admit i did a crap job but you accepted it anyways. D:
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Do you want to get starved to death? Just do it! We might survive while Sparkle bring the damn helicopter here to save us
...Maybe he will
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*sigh* i guess not. give me a rope or something to lure me down into the water. i ain't going down there if there's no way for me to get back up *looks down at the water*
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I bought some ropes... for no reason haha... ha... Brace yourself
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what?! *sigh* i question your priorities, captain. plenty of rope but not food. *ties the rope around my waist* i'm ready...well as ready as i'll ever be. D:
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Ropes are very importain! Like in THIS situation! *tie the rope on the wheel* Now go! Our dinner awaits!
Female Sparkle: Just a little thing, zhe cabins are filled with food
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w-wait what?! *falls into the shark infested waters*
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Wait why nobody tell me that? *pull the wheel up*
Female Sparkle: I want to see someone being eaten by sharks
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miss sparkle lady, why do you hate me so? *climbs back in the boat* ;-;
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Fem Sparkle: Ah I like to vatch, no hard feelings. I haff no form of entertainment vhen mein male counterpart left zhis ship
If we miss male Sparkle then how can we ship? WE GOTTA CHASE AFTER HIM! YOU GO RELEASE THE SAIL! SPARKLE USE YOUR POWER TO FIND HIM
Fem Sparkle: Vhat power?
The power of genderbending duh! You two are technically one, so you must know where he is
Fem Sparkle: And you make us having sex, isn't it more like masturbation?
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u-umm alright. *goes to release the sail* ....oh bby~ this ship is so strong my god. so much sparkle goodness....i apologize :"D
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Fem Sparkle: ... I'd razher not... haff any comment on your fetishes...
LET'S GET SPARKLE BACK AND SAIL DIS SHIP ALL OVER DA WORLD!
Fem Sparkle: He just left not long ago, just sail to the direction he goes, he couldn't swim vith zhose heavy jewlery anyvay...
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that would be best. maybe he knows something that we don't...but..which way did he go?
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Fem Sparkle: North
THEN SAIL!!! YOU GO TAKE THE BINOCULARS AND FIND HIM, I'LL TAKE CONTROL OF THE SHIP *point to you*
Fem Sparkle: He's right in front of our ship, dummkopf
Sparkle: I'm not going back zhere, come down here or zhey vill eat you
Fem Sparkle: I found a lot of food down zhe cabin, so you choose to starved to death in the middle of the ocean, or live
YEAH WHAT SHE SAID!
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awww..i already had the binoculars ready. D: *checks out sparkle through the binoculars anyways* hallooo ~ <3
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Sparkle: Nein, I'm not going up there *row away slighty faster*
GET HIM! DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY! YOU GO GET HIM
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m-me?! but i..how.. ok! *jumps down from the ship and into the water* SPARKLEEE! *swims to try and catch up with sparkle*
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Sparkle: You realize zhat zhere iz a shark down zhere, ja?
Fem Sparkle: How exciting
SPARKLE LET HER IN! SWIM FASTER OR THAT THING GONNA EAT YOU
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OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD! *speeds up and manages to grab onto sparkle's boat* HEY! GET BACK ON THE SHIP!
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