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Published: 2015-01-24 18:20:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 771; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 0
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Fact: If someone who's narcissistic enough to involve in sexual encounter with themselves (in difference gender or same), it would definately be Sparkle. So if you tell him go fuck himself you know what happen hahPlot twist: Both of them are azoic, mean unable to reproduce
Really old sketch from Christmas, just feel it kind of funny so I throw it here
Art and OC (c) Me
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Sparkle: Just give me a reason
Fem Sparkle: Just a little bit's enough
Okay why are you two singing that song? It's weird...
Fem Sparkle: I haff NO IDEA!
Sparkle: Me too...
See you two suit each other so well, THIS SHIP IS SO FUCKING STRONG SO GET THE FUCK UP HERE BEFORE THOSE SHARKS EAT YOU TWO
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musicals are fun and all but I NEED YOU TO GET BACK ON THE SHIP, SPARKLE! *Manages to get on the boat* i doubt you wanna die out here without any food or water. -w-'
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Sparkle: Nein!
Fem Sparkle: COME UP HERE OR I VILL ABORT ZHE BABY!
Sparkle: You vouldn't dare!
Fem Sparkle: FICKEN PULLED IT OUT OF MY UTERUS!
Sparkle: FINE JUST DON'T KILL MY CHILD! *row to the ship with incredible speed*
But you can't have any chil... *face punched by Fem Sparkle*
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*climbs back onto the ship* i am crying! this is been so fuckin' crazy *crawls over to you* i have died :"D
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*hug you* I know mate, it's okay, you're safe now, this ship is unstoppable!
Sparkle: Vait I can't haff any child
Fem Sparkle: No shit Sherlock...
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*hugs back* WOOHOOO! all aboard the love ship! *grabs sparkle and fem sparkle by their wrists and pulls them in for a group hug* god i love you guys ;w; <3
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Sparkle: Ugh...
Fem Sparkle: Zhis is... avakvard...
Wait is that a storm I see? IT'S THE HATER STORM! RETREAT TO THE FUCKING CABIN AND HOPE IT WILL GO AWAY
Sparkle: I'm going back to mein boat...
Fem Sparkle: Oops... *"accidently" cut the rope that hold the boat, dropped it down the sea and watch it float away* Zhat iz zhe only boat~ Guess you can't go anyvhere now
Sparkle: You're gonna pay for zhat if ve still alive after ZHIS! *point to the incomming storm*
Fem Sparkle: If ve haff to die ve died togezher, do you zhink I'm going to let you live?
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omg you two are absolutely perfect for eachother *runs to the cabin as the storm comes closer* perfection -w- <3
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Sparkle: Vhat zhe f*ck iz vrong vith you two?
Fem Sparkle: I'd razher not trying to know...
JUST GET THE FUCK IN HERE BEFORE YOU TWO GET WASHED DOWN THE DAMN OCEAN!
Fem Sparkle: As much as I hate people, I didn't vant to get vet...
Sparkle: Let just see zhis iz a reunion and don't haff accident sex in zhere, ja?
Fem Sparkle:
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*wishes for accident sex to happen* so..what will we do in the cabin? you know, besides stuff our faces with food from starving for so long.
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I don't know, we didn't have many things down here... maybe playing chess or something
Sparkle: Zhe chess board iz mein now!
Fem Sparkle: You mean us...
Sparkle: NEIN!
Fem Sparkle: Playing vith yourself iz a little pathetic you know
Guess we have to wait until they do interesting stuff...
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*grabs some popcorn* i'd definitely wouldn't mind sticking around....well technically i have no where to go soo..yeah. XD
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Fem Sparkle: You get zhe chessboard for yourself vhile ve haff nozhing to do, you damn hypocrite. Look how gentleman he iz *pout*
Sparkle: *act like he didn't care*
Someone go get the food, I'm hungry
Fem Sparkle: Zhere are... ehem.. some cockroaches down zhere, I'm not going down zhere, if you want to keep zhis ship floating...
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how dare you sparkle. why you gotta be so rude? why you no come face your fem counterpart in a match? are you chicken? *starts to cluck like a chicken*
c-cockroaches? no freakin way! *starts getting goosebumps* ew ew ew! i am not going down there! i rather starve and go back to hunting sharks! :"D
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Sparkle: It's like playing a game with yourself, you vill never vin
Fem Sparkle: Or you just afraid that you vill loose to a voman?
Sparkle: I'm just afraid zhat someone vill loose und ranting about sexist
Fem Sparkle: Then I challenge you to a chess match!
Wow things started to goes down from here...
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this is getting good! they already seem like an old married couple
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Sparkle: Fine, but don't cry vhen you loose
F!Sparkle: I'm going to crush you
Sparkle: Vith your tiny breasts, ja?
F!Sparkle: Genderbending rules, zhe penis size equal breast size, guess yours isn't ZHAT big, oh wait, it is!
Sparkle: Zhen vho iz zhe one vith all zhe "Oh mein Gott you are so big"
F!Sparkle:
Very interesting indeed
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OH DDAAAAAAYUM! i can honestly watch this all day.
*hands you a burger* i bet sparkle is gonna die in the next few minutes.
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Sparkle: You can't vin anyvay, so vhy bozher to try?
F!Sparkle: Vant to make a bet, if I vin
Sparkle: It's not going to happen
Hey hey, make kinky bet
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oh god yes. come on sparkle! make it kinky! there's no harm in it if you're so sure that you're going to win
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Sparkle: If it's from you two I'd rather not doing it
F!Sparkle: Poor you, scared of loosing to a voman.. Don't blame him, he's just a covard
Sparkle: FINE VHAT DO YOU VANT!
F!Sparkle: I'm on top if I vin
Sparkle: Und if you loose?
F!Sparkle: I'll kick you in zhe nuts
Wow, such bet, very fair, much interesting, wow
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*crosses her fingers* please let fem sparkle win. X3
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Sparkle: Fine, prepare your ass because I'm going to beat it
F!Sparkle: Literally or metaphortically?
Sparkle: Vhy not both?
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both. both is very good.
START THE BATTLE!
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Oh god they're making this forever, both have King left
Sparkle: Just loose already!
Fem Sparkle: Nein!
Sparkle: It vill take forever!!!
Fem Sparkle: Zhen just loose!
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come oooon fem sparkle *waves a little flag and has on a "team femsparkle" shirt* you can do it!
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F!Sparkle: See? It obviously zhat I vas destinated to vin!
Sparkle: NEIN!
F!Sparkle: *flips the table*
Sparkle: HA! YOU DIDN'T FINISH YOUR TURN! I VIN ZHE GAME!
Now this is some kinky shit happen *hides*
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*gasp* is it really going to happen!? i'm crying tears or joy :"D
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Sparkle: See? I told you I vill vin!
F!Sparkle: YOU CHEATED BY AVOIDING IT!
Sparkle: Vhat done haff been done *spat into his palms and rub it together evilly* Now vould you vant to get slapped on your face or your ass?
F!Sparkle: Nein! CHEATER!
Sparkle: Don't you vant to get spanked? Zhat iz sad
Ayy lmao
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i suggest you both get down in your underwear and have a mud wrestling competition. it's the best idea ;3;
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Sparkle: It's filthy zhere! Now give me your ass, you loose!
F!Sparkle: *middle finger*
Sparkle: On drei, if you don't get on mein lap, don't said zhat I haff no mercy
F!Sparkle:
Sparkle: Eins... zwei...
Wow both are too stubborn for their own good
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well they are each other. i wouldn't have expected any less from them -w- <3
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Sparkle: *grab his female counterpart by her waist and locked her hands behind her back*
F!Sparkle: VAIT YOU ZHINK SPANKING ME RIGHT IN FRONT OF ZHOSE TWO IZ A GUT IDEA?
Sparkle: I varned you before~ *push his elbow down her back, forcing her to laying on her stomach across his thighs*
F!Sparkle: YOU TWO GET OUT NOW BEFORE I GAUGED YOUR EYES OUT!
But it's raining and strong wind outside! *hear thunder strike* Ugh... Guess we have to stay here, don't mind us, carry on
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yes do not mind us. we'll be quiet. it's like we're not even here *grabs the camera*
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F!Sparkle: GET OUT!
Sparkle: *rub her bottom slightly before smacked it* You can't chase zhem out vith just your mouth
F!Sparkle: Ughhh I'm surrounded by dummkopf!
Sparkle: Yeah right, stop yelling or I vill haff to put somezhing inside zhat little mouth of yours
Damn kinky shit, me likey
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ooooh yeeaah~ now we're getting somewhere~
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F!Sparkle: Ugh... having two pairs of eyes looking like zhat didn't arousing at all
Sparkle: Unfortunately, it iz *sign*
Maybe we should go to the basement... *nudge nudge* ... No we don't, just hide
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o-oh yeah! yeah the basement! yee let's go down there and uhhh..do stuff. :"D
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Sparkle: I'm totally buying zhe zhing that zhey go avay *sarcastic*
F!Sparkle: At least zhey von't looking at me being humillated by myself...
*look to a hole* so blurry, but better than nothing
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i have the camera right here. you should try recording some of it for us to enjoy later. *grabs chainsaw* if the hole isn't big enough, then i'll fix it. :U
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Okay, make it bigger, but quietly, I need to find a good angle for de camera
Sparkle: Vhat do ve do now?
F!Sparkle: Somezhing kinky...
Sparkle: I'm spanking you right now, zhat ain't kinky? *smacked her bottom*
F!Sparkle: I mean after zhis, dummkopf
Jezz do it now before they finish
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o-oh shit *turns on the chainsaw* i-it's too loud! O_O"
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Find something else!
Sparkle: Hm zhis sound never fails to amuse me *pulling the black coat and skirt of his female double up and smacking her bottom*
F!Sparkle: Ach... come on, go harder
Oh damn, find a knife or something! It's getting interesting
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*grabs her knife and begins cutting away to make a bigger hole* oh god oh god oh god i really need to see ;3;
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F!Sparkle: I hear weird noises... *feel her male counterpart's hand grabbing her ass* ... Verdamnt ve're still being vatched
Sparkle: Just deal vith it zhen
Do it *take a pencil and try to carve*
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*manages to make the hole bigger* there we go. now start recording >w< <3
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Yisss *take the camera and fliming*
Sparkle: I sense camera
F!Sparkle: And zhat caused you erectile dysfunction?
Sparkle: It's not zhat! It's just awkward vhen you know someone vatched you haffing sex
F!Sparkle: You just turned me off...
Damn it nab it dang it, we need somewhere more secret, how about the vents?
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shoot... a vent huh? *looks around for the opening* over there!
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femme sparkle looks hawt!!
..and is that a pregnancy test?!
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Yeah she look funny tho... and yes, the pregnancy test meme
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