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Nick the CN U2G 4-8-4 has returned from a railway expedition in the United States and is back on Berrybush Island, but is surprised to see the yards in destruction and ruins. He is surprised to see Louisville the L&N 4-6-2 wrapped in bandages and on a flatcar as a result of being banged up. Nigel the UP 9000 engine shows up covered in burn marks all over, along with Cooker the fireless 0-6-0 engine.

Updated with short story.

Nick: Would someone tell me what the H happened?

Louisville: Turns out years of inbreeding in this case did not make me a good racecar driver. I crashed, and broke 95% of my skele-ka-bones.

Nigel: He couldn't pay for the medical bill, so Cooker and I tried to raise the money by starting our own carwash. I tore open the fire hydrant so we would have enough water.

Cooker: Dumbass here didn't know how to close it, katrined my shed. Made a sinkhole and the shed fell in. Don't tell my boss.

Louisville: Pulled the powerlines with it, and we lost all of our power. Meat was gonna spoil, so all we could do was throw a big block party barbeque.

Nigel: I offered to be grill master, but uh, because of my big clumsy cylinder hands, I caught myself on fire. So I stopped and dropped and rolled right into a pile of dirty tires. Anyway while they were trying to put me out, we forgot about the meat and, uh, now we got wolves.

Wolf: RRRRRRRRRR!

Nigel: I'm telling you Nick, none of this would've happened if we just let you drive the car in the drag race.

If anyone has seen "The Cleveland Show", they may look familiar to you.

All four characters belong to me.

Description
Nick the CN U2G 4-8-4 has returned from a railway expedition in the United States and is back on Berrybush Island, but is surprised to see the yards in destruction and ruins. He is surprised to see Louisville the L&N 4-6-2 wrapped in bandages and on a flatcar as a result of being banged up. Nigel the UP 9000 engine shows up covered in burn marks all over, along with Cooker the fireless 0-6-0 engine.

Updated with short story.

Nick: Would someone tell me what the H happened?

Louisville: Turns out years of inbreeding in this case did not make me a good racecar driver. I crashed, and broke 95% of my skele-ka-bones.

Nigel: He couldn't pay for the medical bill, so Cooker and I tried to raise the money by starting our own carwash. I tore open the fire hydrant so we would have enough water.

Cooker: Dumbass here didn't know how to close it, katrined my shed. Made a sinkhole and the shed fell in. Don't tell my boss.

Louisville: Pulled the powerlines with it, and we lost all of our power. Meat was gonna spoil, so all we could do was throw a big block party barbeque.

Nigel: I offered to be grill master, but uh, because of my big clumsy cylinder hands, I caught myself on fire. So I stopped and dropped and rolled right into a pile of dirty tires. Anyway while they were trying to put me out, we forgot about the meat and, uh, now we got wolves.

Wolf: RRRRRRRRRR!

Nigel: I'm telling you Nick, none of this would've happened if we just let you drive the car in the drag race.

If anyone has seen "The Cleveland Show", they may look familiar to you.

All four characters belong to me.