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I was talking to and she told me she wanted to read Homestuck. She also said she REALLY liked the trolls and wanted Aku as one. I kind of wanted to do it too. 8D

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Your name is AKUSAN DAEMON.

Your HIVE is in a secluded part of your planet that almost no one knows about - so secluded that sometimes you forget yourself. It is an UNDERGROUND LAIR with some rather interesting fire-y INTERIOR DECORATING that you did YOURSELF.

You mostly just hang around all day in there. There is a BUILT-IN TV in one of your WALLS in which you can see the OUTSIDE WORLD WITH. You wish to someday RULE THE WORLD WITH AN IRON FIST. Most people just think you're crazy to think such things, but you believe you shall conquer your PITIFUL WORLD SOMEDAY. You like to BUILD MACHINES AND SUCH. You also like JUNK FOOD, which ranges from BEEF JERKY AND SODA to EXTRA-THICK PIZZA AND SUBMARINE SANDWICHES. You tend to be very lazy and prefer to boss others around. You wear a CAPE that makes you feel very cool, though most others find it KIND OF NERDY. You don't have a STRIFE SPECIBUS because you can SHAPE-SHIFT and have no such use for weapons. You also tend to have CRUSHES on certain PEOPLE whom you refuse to reveal.

Your trolltag is MasterOfMasters and yoouur speech soouunds GRAAVEELEEY and COOMMAANDIING.

What will you do?

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Your name is PELGÄN DOPGER.

You live in the middle of a forest. Your hive is A SERIOUS MESS and is overrun with WIRES. Your walls have ELECTRONIC WANTED POSTERS PLASTERED ON THEM. Oftentimes you like to take your rage out on these by THROWING ONE OF YOUR SHOES AT THEM.

You tend to have ANGER ISSUES and are considered to be A LITTLE OUT OF YOUR MIND and PSYCHOTIC. You are a skilled swordsman and WORK OUT A LOT by fighting others. You are often mistaken to be someone else - this person is on one of your WANTED POSTERS - and thus fights break out quickly. You don't mind a lot since you like to fight and hone your skills, and you often defeat others in battle anyway. You have certain affection for your KATANA (which also happens to be your STRIFE SPECIBUS [katanakind]) and take such good care of it that IT'S ALMOST KIND OF WORRYING. You are close with your friend/leader AKUSAN DAEMON, though you get sick of his bossy attitude occasionally. You also have affection for A CERTAIN PERSON, but you tend not to show it most of the time.

Your trolltag is corruptedCombatant and MO2T OF THE TIME YOUR VOICE I2 LOUD AND OBNO%IOU2.

What will you do?

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FAIL DESCRIPTIONS FTW

Samurai Jack © Genndy Tartakovsky
Homestuck © Andrew Hussie
Art © ~Numa-Numa-Shadow

Description
I was talking to and she told me she wanted to read Homestuck. She also said she REALLY liked the trolls and wanted Aku as one. I kind of wanted to do it too. 8D

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Your name is AKUSAN DAEMON.

Your HIVE is in a secluded part of your planet that almost no one knows about - so secluded that sometimes you forget yourself. It is an UNDERGROUND LAIR with some rather interesting fire-y INTERIOR DECORATING that you did YOURSELF.

You mostly just hang around all day in there. There is a BUILT-IN TV in one of your WALLS in which you can see the OUTSIDE WORLD WITH. You wish to someday RULE THE WORLD WITH AN IRON FIST. Most people just think you're crazy to think such things, but you believe you shall conquer your PITIFUL WORLD SOMEDAY. You like to BUILD MACHINES AND SUCH. You also like JUNK FOOD, which ranges from BEEF JERKY AND SODA to EXTRA-THICK PIZZA AND SUBMARINE SANDWICHES. You tend to be very lazy and prefer to boss others around. You wear a CAPE that makes you feel very cool, though most others find it KIND OF NERDY. You don't have a STRIFE SPECIBUS because you can SHAPE-SHIFT and have no such use for weapons. You also tend to have CRUSHES on certain PEOPLE whom you refuse to reveal.

Your trolltag is MasterOfMasters and yoouur speech soouunds GRAAVEELEEY and COOMMAANDIING.

What will you do?

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Your name is PELGÄN DOPGER.

You live in the middle of a forest. Your hive is A SERIOUS MESS and is overrun with WIRES. Your walls have ELECTRONIC WANTED POSTERS PLASTERED ON THEM. Oftentimes you like to take your rage out on these by THROWING ONE OF YOUR SHOES AT THEM.

You tend to have ANGER ISSUES and are considered to be A LITTLE OUT OF YOUR MIND and PSYCHOTIC. You are a skilled swordsman and WORK OUT A LOT by fighting others. You are often mistaken to be someone else - this person is on one of your WANTED POSTERS - and thus fights break out quickly. You don't mind a lot since you like to fight and hone your skills, and you often defeat others in battle anyway. You have certain affection for your KATANA (which also happens to be your STRIFE SPECIBUS [katanakind]) and take such good care of it that IT'S ALMOST KIND OF WORRYING. You are close with your friend/leader AKUSAN DAEMON, though you get sick of his bossy attitude occasionally. You also have affection for A CERTAIN PERSON, but you tend not to show it most of the time.

Your trolltag is corruptedCombatant and MO2T OF THE TIME YOUR VOICE I2 LOUD AND OBNO%IOU2.

What will you do?

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FAIL DESCRIPTIONS FTW

Samurai Jack © Genndy Tartakovsky
Homestuck © Andrew Hussie
Art © ~Numa-Numa-Shadow