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Nyanbonecrush β€” Life in the rule of Zomboss

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Published: 2017-04-22 19:28:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 19211; Favourites: 131; Downloads: 12
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Description Welcome To your new home, humanz of Z-Tech. In the name of Zomboss, Humans are allowed to live aside their superior, the zombie, but with a few change of liberties from before:

They must keep their Z- Belts on at all times outside their homes or there will be consequences for failure to comply. Zombies are allowed to do whatever they want to any human, aside from eating their brainz. Humans will be set on a wage limit at work, and cannot earn past their limit. Human children have a curfew of 7:00 PM with the exception of having an adult in their presence. There is absolutely NO GARDENING, and if a human is convicted of growing a plant of any kind, it will be charged as a war crime. Any humans that show resistance against Z-Tech officials or any attempt to overthrow will resign to Concentration camps such as Brainzinar. Humans must also report to harvest stations monthly for brain scanning, cloning, and approval. Failiure to do so will result in conviction in charges of felony food service evasion.

Enjoy your stay in Z-Tech, and Don't forget to hail your emperor, Edgar Zomboss!
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jamesaldred [2022-10-01 23:58:35 +0000 UTC]

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cuyddsdsbhjdhjbdhjhv [2022-02-20 15:17:42 +0000 UTC]

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FootSoldier2009 [2020-11-09 21:58:47 +0000 UTC]

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SlitherSong [2020-10-05 06:45:34 +0000 UTC]

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Pewstars [2020-08-21 23:59:38 +0000 UTC]

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suparmarkeogai996 [2018-04-23 19:35:01 +0000 UTC]

this looks genius

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StantheSpider [2018-01-13 17:25:54 +0000 UTC]

???: "We lie in wait, till the ground breaks, till the rebels make our escape, and when we do, we will show, Z-Tech no longer runs the show..." *The Older man hummed as he looked around, he had to keep tapping the fake Z-Belt around his waist to make sure the light was still glowing, he was preparing something, big really, but as he passed through, Z-Tech Soldiers would push him aside as he kept his calm, soon being approached by a All-Star*Β 

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TheSpy1 [2017-08-15 14:48:02 +0000 UTC]

No Plants = No Air Β (PopCap: SCREW LOGIC!)

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DELTAFORCE37 [2017-07-26 18:14:43 +0000 UTC]

This calls for an uprising. It's time to take our country back and be free of oppression. I walk over towards an old friend of mine and quietly whisper in his ear as I give him a piece of paper. On it is written: We won't stand for this. We're going to fight back. Spread the word, but do it quietly. Meet me at the diner tomorrow morning at 10:00. Make sure NOBODY follows you. As I disappear into the shadows, I go back home and make my next move. Knowing that Doctor Zomboss has deployed drones near my house to keep me under 24 hour surveillance, the only way I can truly avoid suspicion is by disabling them somehow, without being noticed. The next morning my friend meets me at the diner at the scheduled time. We can't discuss our next move in front of everyone there, so we discuss our next move in the bathroom. My plan involves disabling the drones, without being noticed. Fortunately he has a little trick up his sleeve, so to speak. He hands me an E.M.Peach and tells me he will distract the drones while I disable them. Next, we head back to my house, and give Doctor Zomboss the impression that his drones have suffered a serious software glitch. We both know that he has already sent a team to assess the situation and they will arrive within minutes. I quickly grab my gardening gear and make an army of plants that will help us take back our city, one zombie at a time. The plants are so far winning until Zomboss sends the National Guard to evacuate the city and put an end to our army of plants. Even they have to realize that sooner or later they will be destroyed and our city will be freed from the clutches of oppression. With the number of plants increasing and the number of zombies decreasing, the zombies retreat and send any and all evacuated civilians to their so-called "concentration camps" meanwhile, a plan is set in motion to free them from the camps so we may fight together against the zombies before taking our final stand against Doctor Zomboss. With every citizen now free and building an army of plants to take on Doctor Zomboss's latest prototype, the Zombot 10,000, which is supposedly ten-thousand times stronger than the first Zombot, we have identified one fatal flaw in its design. There is but one weak point, in the brain, and if a plant, say maybe an E.M.Peach were to get inside and disable it, it would cause a chain reaction that would cause it to explode. Unfortunately, the Zombot 10,000 is nuclear powered so first, the nuclear reactor would have to be disabled before the weapon itself or it will wipe our whole city off the map, along with our plants who consider themselves "expendable" but that's not the point. The point is: Every live matters, whether it's us, humans, or our plant allies who have fought with us for so long, since 2009. With the nuclear reactor disabled, the Zombot 10,000 has suffered catastrophic damage and is destroyed. With Doctor Zomboss finally defeated, he is taken to a local black site, where he will no longer terrorize the lives of others or escape. And if he does, we'll be ready for him.

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doominator500 [2017-07-26 17:41:11 +0000 UTC]

This scene looks like the map screenshot for the Infinite Warfare DLC map Noir. A corner building with neon lights in the dark, with other buildings to either side of the picture. Really nice. I give it 9.9/Brainz

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DELTAFORCE37 [2017-07-20 01:51:04 +0000 UTC]

So Doctor Zomboss is basically Hitler?

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DoomSlayer2406 In reply to DELTAFORCE37 [2020-05-30 14:22:04 +0000 UTC]

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to DELTAFORCE37 [2017-07-20 09:05:41 +0000 UTC]

Worse. He's not going after a belief. He's going after a species. If your human, he's coming for you! Not as genocidal to humans, believe it or not. Looks like he has some marbles to run his playground planet, until we take it from him.

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DELTAFORCE37 In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2017-07-20 13:09:30 +0000 UTC]

Well, look at it this way. Hitler and Zomboss were both incredibly brilliant leaders. They both had a vision of ruling the world. Hitler wanted to live in a world rid of Jews. In a similar twist, Zomboss envisioned a world rid of plants.

So the shocking truth here is... Zomboss is secretly a Nazi!!!

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doominator500 In reply to DELTAFORCE37 [2017-07-26 17:39:00 +0000 UTC]

#Zombossexposed

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DELTAFORCE37 In reply to doominator500 [2017-08-26 21:32:16 +0000 UTC]

I wonder what MattPat from Game Theory must be thinking right now.

Probably something along the lines of: "But hey, that's just a theory... A CONSPIRACY THEORY"

I know it's probably somewhat inaccurate, but there seems to be some logic somewhere that connects them.

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doominator500 In reply to DELTAFORCE37 [2017-08-27 23:51:09 +0000 UTC]

CONSPIRACIES

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DELTAFORCE37 In reply to doominator500 [2017-08-28 00:09:01 +0000 UTC]

And is it me or does this remind me too much of the movie Planet 51?

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doominator500 In reply to DELTAFORCE37 [2017-08-28 17:38:12 +0000 UTC]

CONSPIRACEEEEEEEEEEEE

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DELTAFORCE37 In reply to doominator500 [2017-07-26 17:42:47 +0000 UTC]

Either a Nazi or a Communist. Whichever is worse.

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doominator500 In reply to DELTAFORCE37 [2017-07-26 21:29:53 +0000 UTC]

Nazis are worse. Communists are bad, yeah. Like, really, really bad. But Nazis are worse

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DELTAFORCE37 In reply to doominator500 [2017-07-26 21:34:50 +0000 UTC]

Well, contrary to popular belief some people believed Stalin was much worse than Hitler, mainly because he starved and shot his own people, soldiers and civilians alike.

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doominator500 In reply to DELTAFORCE37 [2017-07-27 17:48:02 +0000 UTC]

wow. I like WW2 facts but that is new info
Thanks

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DELTAFORCE37 In reply to doominator500 [2017-07-27 21:01:55 +0000 UTC]

I'm not saying Stalin is actually worse than Hitler, but when you consider the duration of his reign of power compared to Hitler's, one can only assume he executed nearly as many people in ten years as Hitler did in five.

I mean, sure they both killed their own men, but Stalin had a different perspective on "desertion" than anyone else did. If someone even went so far as to inquire why Stalin did the things he did, they would be shot. Since Hitler's people were far more loyal to him and he would only have punished his own officers if he suspected he had good intentions for doing so, then it can be inferred that Hitler was more humane in his form of punishment than the Russians were, even though the Russians technically adopted the same form of ideology as the Nazis.

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doominator500 In reply to DELTAFORCE37 [2017-07-27 23:02:43 +0000 UTC]

OK

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Snarzer [2017-07-14 08:26:36 +0000 UTC]

Can i ask, How does alcohol work in z tech?

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to Snarzer [2017-07-14 14:46:17 +0000 UTC]

You burn it as a fuel. Used in factories, mainly.

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Snarzer In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2017-07-14 23:04:11 +0000 UTC]

Can zombies and/ or people drink it?

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LilEchoCookies [2017-07-13 22:11:25 +0000 UTC]

Yey

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to LilEchoCookies [2017-07-18 06:24:37 +0000 UTC]

It's beautiful and matches the exact attire for humans in Z-Tech. You should be very proud. I'm truely honored to see this.Β 

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LilEchoCookies In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2017-07-18 19:41:39 +0000 UTC]


Thank-you!!!!

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StarDustQueen42 [2017-05-09 23:27:49 +0000 UTC]

I found this picture when i Googles "Zomboss Being Nice"

Make of that what you will

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to StarDustQueen42 [2017-05-11 06:24:38 +0000 UTC]

It's something. (Insert meme here.)

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YellowBearStudio [2017-05-08 03:26:13 +0000 UTC]

Surgeon: Heil Hitlβ€”ERβ€”UH...Zomboss

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Elishebis12 [2017-05-05 04:35:37 +0000 UTC]

I made my republic in rebellion because of this. I donΒ΄t wanna live in a place where zombies rule. No Zomboss never!

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xTURBOPOWEREDx [2017-04-26 10:56:40 +0000 UTC]

ayy pretty good headcanon, i like it πŸ‘
good thing Turbo's an agent for the Gnomes, she'd have a get-outta-jail-free card if she stepped an inch closer to here

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Te-iki-o-te-Rangi [2017-04-25 06:53:38 +0000 UTC]

Oppression, censorship, propaganda and TERRIBLE taste in architecture. Zomboss needs to hire some architects, he's out of date by a few centuries... wait, that's not really a priority.

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doominator500 In reply to Te-iki-o-te-Rangi [2017-07-13 19:48:50 +0000 UTC]

I'd prefer the soviet union over such a place. [The place where millions of innocent people were convicted of treachery and killed for basically no reason.]

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Te-iki-o-te-Rangi In reply to doominator500 [2017-07-14 04:46:30 +0000 UTC]

Life in a gulag is more fulfilling than a life in lies!!

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doominator500 In reply to Te-iki-o-te-Rangi [2017-07-14 13:52:25 +0000 UTC]

yes

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halolocke [2017-04-24 13:24:21 +0000 UTC]

I wanna rp on this for some reason

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LilEchoCookies In reply to halolocke [2017-06-17 20:25:59 +0000 UTC]

Can-I-join-the-rp?
(pls)

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halolocke In reply to LilEchoCookies [2017-06-17 20:28:54 +0000 UTC]

Umm I think it ended

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LilEchoCookies In reply to halolocke [2017-06-17 20:52:14 +0000 UTC]

cri

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halolocke In reply to LilEchoCookies [2017-06-17 20:56:04 +0000 UTC]

*pets you* shh shh

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LilEchoCookies In reply to halolocke [2017-06-18 18:43:37 +0000 UTC]

WAIT.
I
CAN
MAKE
A
NEW
ONE
AND
CREDIT
YOU
AND
NYAN
FOR
THE
IDEA

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halolocke In reply to LilEchoCookies [2017-06-18 18:44:08 +0000 UTC]

Whatever makes you happy *still petting you*

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LilEchoCookies In reply to halolocke [2017-06-19 05:09:01 +0000 UTC]

*Makes-purring-noise*

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halolocke In reply to LilEchoCookies [2017-06-19 05:16:22 +0000 UTC]

*smile* *keeps petting you*

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LilEchoCookies In reply to halolocke [2017-06-19 22:38:39 +0000 UTC]

*Becomes-a-floof*
(Imma-draw-da-floof)

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