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Nyanbonecrush — Life in the rule of Zomboss
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Published: 2017-04-22 19:28:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 19212; Favourites: 131; Downloads: 12
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Welcome To your new home, humanz of Z-Tech. In the name of Zomboss, Humans are allowed to live aside their superior, the zombie, but with a few change of liberties from before:They must keep their Z- Belts on at all times outside their homes or there will be consequences for failure to comply. Zombies are allowed to do whatever they want to any human, aside from eating their brainz. Humans will be set on a wage limit at work, and cannot earn past their limit. Human children have a curfew of 7:00 PM with the exception of having an adult in their presence. There is absolutely NO GARDENING, and if a human is convicted of growing a plant of any kind, it will be charged as a war crime. Any humans that show resistance against Z-Tech officials or any attempt to overthrow will resign to Concentration camps such as Brainzinar. Humans must also report to harvest stations monthly for brain scanning, cloning, and approval. Failiure to do so will result in conviction in charges of felony food service evasion.
Enjoy your stay in Z-Tech, and Don't forget to hail your emperor, Edgar Zomboss!
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Comments: 201
Not with a zombie virus thing. No.
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Oh. Phew. I thought for SURE Nyan would have got bitten at least once,
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Nyan sir, is my kind being treated like dirt there, the same way as the humans that aren't allied with the zombies are being treated?
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In their grasp, either you're with them, or you're brain food.
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I just hope we can help them. Their is still hope, I know it.
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Im getting Nazi Zombie vibes from this
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Behold! The United States of Zomburbia!
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That's what they used to say, until Leech blew up Earth in another universe.
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Or Stalin.... or Kim Jun Un... or Osama Bin Laden.... or Darth Vader.
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*Zomboss Walks to soldiers*
"Hail Zomboss!"
"Hail Zomboss!"
"Hail Zomboss!"
"Hail Zomboss!"
"Hail Zomboss!"
"Hail Zomboss! With a slight chance of rain this weekend!"
"Hail Zomboss!"
"Hail Zomboss!"
"Hail Zomboss!"
"Ditto."
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Raises hand like a Nazi
"Hail Disney."
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All hail Papa Zo- I mean Dr. Zomboss
Life isn't that bad,Zomboss gave me stuff than any Zombie,because i'm his daughter
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Saucepan: "Teacher's pet."
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Hmpf,be glad i don't live in a tiny home,well even though i barely get his attention and see the reason why he abandoned me
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Would a human's life expectancy there be much lower than those outside of zombie territory due to the lack of a diverse diet, excess amounts greenhouse gases from burning fossil fuels and poor hygiene?
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Definitely. They would need to use zombie products for survival in the urban life.
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Have any plant forces made any attempts break some of them out?
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It isn't near as easy as you think. If any plant tried their luck, Planticide would be their fate almost instantly. Not to mention all zombies are set to vanquish any plant and Z-Tanks roll the streets like the Matilda.
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Have you got any plans on how the Plant Republic would be able to do it successfully? Would stealth be effective?
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War would be the answer. Take back the land by force, and avoid hurting and save innocent lives at the same time.
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Geeeeeeeez, the problem is that war is usually extremely destructive, even if the plants tried, trying to save the humans whilst fighting would be extremely risky for example the collapsing of buildings.
Btw, has Nyan found out who that AC Perry saved yet? Are Amaryllis' parents part of the survivors?
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That Mob boss saved many lives, but her parents were not part of the Refugees. There was a VERY low number of plant POWs that returned because Zomboss knew what would happen if they returned to their military fronts. The cheapshot.
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Which Mob Boss? The Alive or undead one?
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Oh god, better not tell her.
But it gave me an idea for a PvZ fanfic series if you're interested in it.
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What do you have in mind?
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Alrighty.
What if Zomboss finds out that Amaryllis is Nyan's most proficient pilot, and plans to get rid of her due to the massive threat she is to Z-Tech. He struggles to get and idea on how to capture her, but then he gets an idea. He learns on who her parents are, and he'll threaten her by trying to force her to turn herself in for him without her POP so he'll release her parents, but if she refuses, he'll kill them for good since they don't have Miracle Seeds, and she'll only have a limited amount of time to comply. But she can't fight well without her plane. So she'll have to find a way to get around his threat.
Hope this peaks your interest.
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This is so nice man.
real good astetic
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HEY NYAN SOMETHING IS GOING ON.
ZOMBIA"S TRYING TO GET ME AND PIPEZILLA IS HERE.
THERES A DROP SHIP AND EVERYTHING
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The dropship shot something at Neptuna.
Zombia: IT WAS THE ZTECH MEGA MIZER.
WHAT EVER IT BLASTS THAT THING GETS MEGA MIZED.
HAVE FUN!
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Good thing I work with the Zombies >:3
Spyro: Me too! *is only 3 yrs old but likes to help anyway*
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Ok... bye then
Spyro: Hello, Boat! *waves cutely*
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SO44Y APT TO YOU CAN GO TO APPLE BEES AND SUCCCCCC IT
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XD
Spyro: *starts cussing at you* D:<
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WE'LL I'M A JUST GET OUT OF HERE
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*holds Spyro's mouth shut* Good idea ..wait... this is your own house/ boat...
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YESS IT IS,
wait I'm sorry.
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Sorry for what?
Spyro: *calmed down*
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I donno for blaming someone for flipping my house and spilling all of my very things I have into the great blue.
But don't worry, it's nothing
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Dion: *comes back with all your stuff*
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Well it's nice to know all of my stuff is soaked
Especially my Xbox.
With all if my hours on it.
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