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Published: 2017-04-22 19:28:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 19216; Favourites: 131; Downloads: 12
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Welcome To your new home, humanz of Z-Tech. In the name of Zomboss, Humans are allowed to live aside their superior, the zombie, but with a few change of liberties from before:They must keep their Z- Belts on at all times outside their homes or there will be consequences for failure to comply. Zombies are allowed to do whatever they want to any human, aside from eating their brainz. Humans will be set on a wage limit at work, and cannot earn past their limit. Human children have a curfew of 7:00 PM with the exception of having an adult in their presence. There is absolutely NO GARDENING, and if a human is convicted of growing a plant of any kind, it will be charged as a war crime. Any humans that show resistance against Z-Tech officials or any attempt to overthrow will resign to Concentration camps such as Brainzinar. Humans must also report to harvest stations monthly for brain scanning, cloning, and approval. Failiure to do so will result in conviction in charges of felony food service evasion.
Enjoy your stay in Z-Tech, and Don't forget to hail your emperor, Edgar Zomboss!
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Comments: 201
MegaboatmaN In reply to PipeZilla [2017-04-24 00:43:43 +0000 UTC]
OH MY GAWD THEIR HEART EXPLODED
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MegaboatmaN In reply to PipeZilla [2017-04-24 00:50:40 +0000 UTC]
DRAGORS HEART EXPLODED AND NOW I'M BEING SHOT AT
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PipeZilla In reply to MegaboatmaN [2017-04-24 00:53:28 +0000 UTC]
Dion: *watches* I might enjoy this...
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MegaboatmaN In reply to PipeZilla [2017-04-24 00:55:19 +0000 UTC]
*runs frantically for his boat
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PipeZilla In reply to MegaboatmaN [2017-04-24 00:58:22 +0000 UTC]
Dion: *laughing* Better run faster! My brother can mess you up!
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PipeZilla In reply to MegaboatmaN [2017-04-25 22:46:19 +0000 UTC]
Goalie: *growling*
Dion: Yeah...
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PipeZilla In reply to MegaboatmaN [2017-04-26 19:50:37 +0000 UTC]
*still laying dead on ground*
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MegaboatmaN In reply to PipeZilla [2017-04-26 21:27:11 +0000 UTC]
oh.
I tried, your husband shot me,
my stuff got stolen, and i fought him to get my cloak back,
I am not doing that speal again.
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PipeZilla In reply to MegaboatmaN [2017-04-26 21:47:18 +0000 UTC]
Goalie: *siting next to Dagor's body* P-please get up...
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MegaboatmaN In reply to PipeZilla [2017-04-26 21:50:35 +0000 UTC]
are you talking to me?..
or your wife?
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PipeZilla In reply to MegaboatmaN [2017-04-26 22:06:36 +0000 UTC]
Goalie: *looks at you angry* What do YOU think...
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MegaboatmaN In reply to PipeZilla [2017-04-26 22:08:15 +0000 UTC]
WELL if i knew, why would i be asking?
*looks at him annoyed
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PipeZilla In reply to MegaboatmaN [2017-04-26 22:14:00 +0000 UTC]
Goalie: *sniff* It's your fault she's dead! *gets up*
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MegaboatmaN In reply to PipeZilla [2017-04-26 22:20:49 +0000 UTC]
DEAD?!
so you steal my stuff,
then she gets up and goes like
"Oh dont worry, its cherry pie!"
then you kick my @$$
then i go,
come back and get my stuff
And how can she be dead if i just talked to her
and SHE WAS A ZOMBIE TO BEGIN WITH
but dont worry friend,
wanna tussle?
come on, raise you mittz/
AND HOW DID YOU TELEPORT ME HERE?!?!
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PipeZilla In reply to MegaboatmaN [2017-04-26 23:23:40 +0000 UTC]
Goalie: I don't wanna fight...I don't wanna hurt anyone... I want her back *tears in eyes*
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MegaboatmaN In reply to PipeZilla [2017-04-27 03:10:42 +0000 UTC]
Shes, you know,
alive?...
you left her at the place you were last it.
So....
I didnt kill her.
Your just being over dramatic.
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PipeZilla In reply to MegaboatmaN [2017-04-27 10:12:23 +0000 UTC]
Goalie: Well follow me then! *goes back where they were last*
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MegaboatmaN In reply to PipeZilla [2017-04-27 12:15:17 +0000 UTC]
Boatman: Alright!
Im only following you just to prove im right.
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PipeZilla In reply to MegaboatmaN [2017-04-27 20:27:08 +0000 UTC]
Goalie: *points to her dead body* See?!
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MegaboatmaN In reply to PipeZilla [2017-04-27 22:25:57 +0000 UTC]
Boatman: Oh wow.
How can she be dead then if i just talked to her?
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PipeZilla In reply to MegaboatmaN [2017-04-27 22:45:15 +0000 UTC]
Goalie: ...wait... if demons die... most of the time they become ghosts...
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MegaboatmaN In reply to PipeZilla [2017-04-27 22:46:10 +0000 UTC]
Then your dating a ghost.
Why did you bring ME here though?
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PipeZilla In reply to MegaboatmaN [2017-04-27 22:47:20 +0000 UTC]
*there is a chill up your spine...but why*
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MegaboatmaN In reply to PipeZilla [2017-04-27 22:49:10 +0000 UTC]
OH JEEZUS- wait thats just a chill.
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MegaboatmaN In reply to PipeZilla [2017-04-27 22:50:20 +0000 UTC]
WHO THe crap are you mysterious mr.???
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MegaboatmaN In reply to PipeZilla [2017-04-27 22:57:16 +0000 UTC]
Alright Mrs.???
What do you need ?
My cloaths>?
My heart?
MY SOAL?
MY BACK>
money?
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MegaboatmaN In reply to PipeZilla [2017-04-27 22:58:59 +0000 UTC]
OH DO I LOOK LIKE I MAKE BODYS?!?!?
take that goalie's/
I could LITERALLY not care enough for that guy
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PipeZilla In reply to MegaboatmaN [2017-04-27 23:14:02 +0000 UTC]
Goalie: I KNOW WHOS VOICE THAT IS!!! DAGOR! She's... a ghost now...
???: You got that right
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MegaboatmaN In reply to PipeZilla [2017-04-28 03:21:19 +0000 UTC]
Woo hoo, why dead ruyunion.
unless you need me, or you are going to make out,
ill just head out, unless you got vengence on me or something
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PipeZilla In reply to MegaboatmaN [2017-04-28 10:15:30 +0000 UTC]
Goalie: *gets a rope* Lots of vengence... *grabs your neck*
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MegaboatmaN In reply to PipeZilla [2017-04-28 12:16:07 +0000 UTC]
OH GAW-
*you grab him successfully
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PipeZilla In reply to MegaboatmaN [2017-04-28 21:21:32 +0000 UTC]
Goalie: *ties it around your neck* Hmmm? Now where should I hang you?
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MegaboatmaN In reply to PipeZilla [2017-04-28 22:26:28 +0000 UTC]
Hang me?....
Ohh so i just mention ONE topic, then your girlfriend TRYS TO KILL ME
NOW YOUR TRYING TO KILL ME
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PipeZilla In reply to MegaboatmaN [2017-04-28 23:13:02 +0000 UTC]
Goalie: It's for a vengeance! *hangs you to tree*
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MegaboatmaN In reply to PipeZilla [2017-04-28 23:15:16 +0000 UTC]
Oh.
well if im hanged, how come im still living?
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PipeZilla In reply to MegaboatmaN [2017-04-29 00:14:54 +0000 UTC]
Goalie: *slowly tightens rope*
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MegaboatmaN In reply to PipeZilla [2017-04-29 01:14:26 +0000 UTC]
Bro, I have a T H I N neck
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