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ObstinateMelon — FFV Geomancers
Published: 2011-06-26 19:44:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 17848; Favourites: 143; Downloads: 200
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Alright, Geomancer, it's just you and me now! The final show down! The coupe de grace! You already know I think you're the stupidest looking job, but we're going to do this! Go time! Time to go! Go now time is! ...Something time now get!THIS IS GOING TO BE PAINFUL.
Actually, hold on... is Lenna...? Yes, I crap you not, Lenna is dressed as a melon again in her character art.
You DO love me, game! You really do!
And I'm not sure why Butz is rockin' the Gilgamesh pose. Gilgamesh does kind of dress like a clown... so maybe he's making fun of him.
Also GURR HYUP, DON'T MIND ME, I'M JUST THE CLOWN GALUF FROM YOUR NIGHTMARES!
Galuf and Bozo have a lot in common, you know.
THEY BOTH DIE.
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Too soon?
I might add that these outfits are highly appropriate for being one with nature and controlling the earth, as the job entails. Wut...
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Comments: 132
This one's my favorite The outfit is funny but he has that job in Dissidia nt as an HP attack The way he does the move Dang it's awesome.
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Lenna's outfit looks like she's supposed to be a sexy clown. You see, I'm terrified of clowns, so I'm not certain how to feel about this.
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I think they were supposed to look like they were from cold regions... But, eh.
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Krile: "Looking like a clown to evade damage area is not worth for it. At least granpa is having fun."
Even if this class suck, you still make them look good. Leena, cute and sexy as always...
Leena...? Melons...?
Oh, I get it XD
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Why are the dressed as clowns if the control nature??
But it is kind of appropriate that Lenna is dressed as a Melon. Because....They are nature???
I think I should just stop thinking ^-^"
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Melons and Lenna are two things I can enjoy. *~*
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I, for one, would rather enjoy Lenna's Melons. :3
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Hmmm... funny thing, I think I would be a little confused when I met them in a battle...
I think Geomancers from FF Tactics look better than in FF V and have better powers...
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Well screw you, Tactics, you're still not original!
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Lenna makes me want to join the circus.
Galuf is full of surprises. He also saved money by switching to Geico.
Bartz is good at playing any part giving to him.
Krile, "What I'm I a seal or something?"
Faris, "What are you calling me a clown? Do I amuse you?"
At least FF Tactics made them a little bit better.
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What are you talking about, they're cheap as hell in FF5. 8D
Tee hee, Joe Pesci Faris.
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I feel safe when Faris pulls a knife on me.
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Seems logical to me!
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It's a trust issue.
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the crystals from v were imbued with a sense of humor along with job classes XD
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That's the most epic thing to be infused with!
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Clowns have powers over the Earth, this is why they will conquer the planet.
Also, total inspiration for Zorn and Thorn's characters.
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Zorn and Thorn were the ultimate earth lords!!
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I'm trying to resist the temptation to reference the Joker.
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You could ask Cara why she's so srs.
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She's gonna make that horn disappear.
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BOZO WAS A TRUE PATRIOT!
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Not here, that's for sure.
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True, true.
I never got why Geomancers had bells.
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I don't know! It's not like using fire is... wait, you're not talking about Black Mages.
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Geo means earth, and mancer means magic user... so geomancer means earth-magic user, not clown.
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I told you, you're not talking about Black Mages!
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I already new that! I saw a black mage the other day at an anime convention.
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You mean an African American mage?
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No. I have no idea if his ancestors came directly from Africa. It may have been a Jamaican American mage!
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All black people don't come from Africa!?
Next you're going to tell me that all Asians aren't Chinese.
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Some Asians are actually JAPANESE!!! They even visit the most amazing place ever!!! [link] [link]
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Cat fucking island!?
To hell with Napoleon and Marco Polo and such, the greatest place has already been discovered.
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Why would you do that to a cat... (Reread your first sentence)
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You should write a song about that
...
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XD I see what you did thar.
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No! I didn't think you would see!
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Yeah, because seeing clowns makes me think about preserving the earth...~_~
Wait, when I see a clown I do want the ground underneath them to open up and swallow them...so maybe that's what they were going for...
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