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ObstinateMelon — FFV Geomancers

Published: 2011-06-26 19:44:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 17848; Favourites: 143; Downloads: 200
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Description Alright, Geomancer, it's just you and me now! The final show down! The coupe de grace! You already know I think you're the stupidest looking job, but we're going to do this! Go time! Time to go! Go now time is! ...Something time now get!

THIS IS GOING TO BE PAINFUL.

Actually, hold on... is Lenna...? Yes, I crap you not, Lenna is dressed as a melon again in her character art.

You DO love me, game! You really do!

And I'm not sure why Butz is rockin' the Gilgamesh pose. Gilgamesh does kind of dress like a clown... so maybe he's making fun of him.

Also GURR HYUP, DON'T MIND ME, I'M JUST THE CLOWN GALUF FROM YOUR NIGHTMARES!

Galuf and Bozo have a lot in common, you know.

THEY BOTH DIE.

...

Too soon?

I might add that these outfits are highly appropriate for being one with nature and controlling the earth, as the job entails. Wut...
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Comments: 132

ObstinateMelon In reply to ??? [2011-06-26 20:41:51 +0000 UTC]

But she has a clown horn! WHYYYYYY?

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Kinetii [2011-06-26 20:09:21 +0000 UTC]

Stupid class? Nah, they're useful in dungeons, when you fall down without takin damage. plus their TERRAIN skills ^^
tho they look silly, their PYJAMAS looks comfortable ^^

Bartz: *yawn* time for bed guys, G'night!
* CHANGE CLASS TO GEOMANCER *
Bartz: ah, my super comfortable Nightsuit. ZzZzZz...

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ObstinateMelon In reply to Kinetii [2011-06-26 20:46:29 +0000 UTC]

Goodnight, everyone.

*changes class to beastmaster*

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IndustrialIllusions [2011-06-26 20:07:08 +0000 UTC]

Real men juggle Morphers.

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ObstinateMelon In reply to IndustrialIllusions [2011-06-26 20:41:05 +0000 UTC]

...

HOLY SHIT!!

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mooncats5 [2011-06-26 20:05:03 +0000 UTC]

Geomancer is also one of my favorite jobs... at least from FFT. I don't think I made it far enough to play one in FFV :< SAD PANDA.

They remind me of sleepy Kirbies X3

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ObstinateMelon In reply to mooncats5 [2011-06-26 20:31:19 +0000 UTC]

How the heck do they look like sleepy kirbies? O:

Oh, Google showed me how.

They're a very cheap job class, at least when you first get them. Nothing stops you from using their Terrain ability, so you can go around Quake-ing monsters without using MP or anything. Now, I suppose if you were inside of a volcano and used the terrain against the fire enemies in there... that would be stupid and not useful at all. And that's likely since you'll need Geomancers to walk on the lava in there. <.>

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Sisthra In reply to ??? [2011-06-26 20:00:42 +0000 UTC]

Galuf is epic even when he's dressed as a clown,but also seeing him dressed as a green Santa Claus would have been funny.
BUT,there's a thing that I still don't understand:
How are you supposed to attack with a bell?

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ObstinateMelon In reply to Sisthra [2011-06-26 20:35:19 +0000 UTC]

Alas, I didn't want to draw two melon characters, since he's dressed as one too. Although dressing my two favorite characters as melons seems like a weird thing to avoid... huh.

And isn't it obvious? You shake it and little balls of... fluff? ...light? Come out and hit the enemy. That's right.

But seriously, what the hell are you supposed to do with a bell?

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Marureenu In reply to ??? [2011-06-26 20:00:34 +0000 UTC]

I Love this series so much!
Lenna is mad adorable here, and Butz serious expression in combination with the pose and outfit seriously makes me giggle~!
I really like Faris here - She looks rather sexy with those showing legs, yet she looks so kickass, even in the Geomancer outfit!
Nice work on those!

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ObstinateMelon In reply to Marureenu [2011-06-26 20:50:12 +0000 UTC]

Lenna must always be mad adorable! And Butz sure knows how to act proud in all of his stupid outfits, unlike Cara. HE OWNS IT.

Durr hurr, can't have a picture without legs, now!

Thanks, glad you like it.

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diskfire In reply to ??? [2011-06-26 19:55:26 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe Faris is all
Bartz is about to give someone a RINGING headache
Or an Ignus Fautus, whichever works better

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ObstinateMelon In reply to diskfire [2011-06-26 20:37:50 +0000 UTC]

Faris will help anyone who has a fear of clowns!

And oh God, we've come too far, there's no way I can stop the puns now!

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LivingInThisFantasy In reply to ??? [2011-06-26 19:50:38 +0000 UTC]

I don't really remember what this job does but they're wearing some strange clothes indeed.

OMG BARTZ IS LOOKING SERIOUS IN THIS PICTURE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? (Well actually since I can't see he's mouth is kinda hard to tell if he's serious or no, BUT it kinda looks serious and that's scary because Bartz is never a serious guy.)

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ObstinateMelon In reply to LivingInThisFantasy [2011-06-26 20:23:40 +0000 UTC]

He's probably grinning under there. B)

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LivingInThisFantasy In reply to ObstinateMelon [2011-06-27 08:52:08 +0000 UTC]

I see XD

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Samatsu In reply to ??? [2011-06-26 19:49:51 +0000 UTC]

I THINK YOU MEANT CLOWNS, NOT GEOMANCERS.

This reminds me of Kefka.

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ObstinateMelon In reply to Samatsu [2011-06-26 19:51:22 +0000 UTC]

CLOWNMANCER, THE ULTIMATE JOB.

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Samatsu In reply to ObstinateMelon [2011-06-26 19:52:40 +0000 UTC]

THAT'S PERFECT!

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ObstinateMelon In reply to Samatsu [2011-06-28 20:23:59 +0000 UTC]

THAT IS BECAUSE IT'S ULTIMATE.

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LivingInThisFantasy In reply to Samatsu [2011-06-26 19:51:12 +0000 UTC]

I couldn't agree more with you XD

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Samatsu In reply to LivingInThisFantasy [2011-06-26 19:52:57 +0000 UTC]

Tell me about it. Next thing we know, Kefka will be casting Geo spells. God forbid.

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LivingInThisFantasy In reply to Samatsu [2011-06-26 20:00:45 +0000 UTC]

God I don't want Kefka to be more annoying that he is, I mean I haven't played Final Fantasy VI but I've played Dissidia Final Fantasy and he's kinda of scary with all those laughs of him, though I like him at the same time because of the way he acts XD

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Samatsu In reply to LivingInThisFantasy [2011-06-26 20:01:19 +0000 UTC]

Oh, scary Kefka... let's not talk about the butt slap or butt rub, then. xD

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LivingInThisFantasy In reply to Samatsu [2011-06-26 20:07:57 +0000 UTC]

Butt slap? XD

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Samatsu In reply to LivingInThisFantasy [2011-06-26 20:29:37 +0000 UTC]

I believe, if you set the intro to long, you see Kefka slap his butt... xD

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LivingInThisFantasy In reply to Samatsu [2011-06-27 08:53:35 +0000 UTC]

Oh god I think I remember that now that you've mention it XD Man he IS very, very annoying.

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Samatsu In reply to LivingInThisFantasy [2011-06-27 09:47:43 +0000 UTC]

His spell names are annoying. Extra Crispy Firaga? Twisty Turny Thundaga? XD

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LivingInThisFantasy In reply to Samatsu [2011-06-27 10:22:33 +0000 UTC]

What kind of a man would name an attack Scatter Spray Blizzaga, Zap-Trap Thundaga? The only attacks that have a proper name are Ultima and Meteor XD

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Samatsu In reply to LivingInThisFantasy [2011-06-27 16:47:48 +0000 UTC]

Exactly, it's crazy!

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LivingInThisFantasy In reply to Samatsu [2011-06-27 21:00:44 +0000 UTC]

Crazy indeed!

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