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ObstinateMelon — FFV Geomancers
Published: 2011-06-26 19:44:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 17858; Favourites: 144; Downloads: 200
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Alright, Geomancer, it's just you and me now! The final show down! The coupe de grace! You already know I think you're the stupidest looking job, but we're going to do this! Go time! Time to go! Go now time is! ...Something time now get!THIS IS GOING TO BE PAINFUL.
Actually, hold on... is Lenna...? Yes, I crap you not, Lenna is dressed as a melon again in her character art.
You DO love me, game! You really do!
And I'm not sure why Butz is rockin' the Gilgamesh pose. Gilgamesh does kind of dress like a clown... so maybe he's making fun of him.
Also GURR HYUP, DON'T MIND ME, I'M JUST THE CLOWN GALUF FROM YOUR NIGHTMARES!
Galuf and Bozo have a lot in common, you know.
THEY BOTH DIE.
...
Too soon?
I might add that these outfits are highly appropriate for being one with nature and controlling the earth, as the job entails. Wut...
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Clown's are nature's greatest creation!
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Err....
I hate fighting Kraken from FFIII DS. Why? The dungeon has tough, cheap, low reward enemies. Kraken can cause some serious damage, both single and party. Geomancers can help...but it still comes down to luck.
I removed the game from my possession after just trying to fight off random encounters in the final final dungeon.
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That's good because you never would have beat it. 8D Like I just barely did, with luck. Those bosses before Dark Cloud thoroughly killed me. I was hanging on by a thread when the Dark Cloud battle started.
>:T
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You know how I've been saying Faris is pissed at you for dressing her up like this?
"I'm sharpening my knife, kupo!"
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Figures she'd kill me while wearing a clown costume!!
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Given the commonality of Galuf and Bozo, clowns are indeed one with the earth, thus have the power over it. It explains why they are so good at juggling while riding on a unicycle and scaring little children.
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But, Bozo lost his battle with the earth.
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They can't be all winners... god that's just horrible.
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WOW I really love all your FF V jobs drawings...
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Well I really love FFV. :>
Thanks!
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Well that was my first Final Fantasy, that's why I really love it!
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It seems Lenna is on your side on this one too. How lucky you are...
Krile seems to share you opinion about this class.
And why does Faris have that mean face on her...?
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I knew she wouldn't abandon me. Even in clown form!!
...This sounds so weird.
And don't hire Cara for birthday parties. Actually, don't hire Faris either. Especially Faris.
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Speaking of weird, would you like Lenna to haunt your dreams as a clown?
I understand the warning about Faris, but why not hire Krile as well?
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No, not really. D8
And because she doesn't have a knife!
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Isn't it precisely the reason as to why there's no problem hiring Krile?
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APPREHENSIVE STATEMENT!!
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That's one sexy melon >.>"
Modeled after our favourite comics artist I suppose? XD
Bartz looks so battle ready... what's he gonna do, ring his enemies to death? =l
Clown-Galuf! He stares into my soul! D':
Awww... Last one? I'm gonna miss these ;__;
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Does that mean I think I'm really sexy?
It's not the last one, you beautiful fool!!!
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I think the real question is; Do YOU think you're sexy?! ... wait.
It isn't? Thank goodness! :'D
A fool? Does that make me a geomancer too? Dang it, I wanted to be a monk! With their awesome... hands... >.>"
>.<"
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I AM A SEXY GODDESS.
And luls, what's with your hand fetish?
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But... I thought you were a guy! @_@
A male goddess?! Who is a melon!? It all makes sense! You're the next new main character for Final Fantasy XV! :'D
I-.. I can't help it! They're just so HAWT! With their fingers... YUM!! ;D
I'm not a freak, I swear! XD
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Do not underestimate the power of loud jingley noises!
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING!
WHY AM I SHOUTING? >__<
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OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY CAST A TRANSFORMATION SPELL ON YOU TO TURN YOU FROM A WATERMELON TO A CROWN-SHAPED NECKLACE!
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I DIDN'T USE TO BE A WATERMELON! I USED TO BE A WHALE! AND I LOVED IT!!!
([link] for reference >.>)
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I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED TO BE A WHALE!
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OF COURSE I WANTED TO BE A WHALE!
I'M GONNA HIT YA TILL YA CAN'T WALK!
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Jecht wearing a suit?! That's so impossibly incredible that there's no chance that the universe will be able to survive something like this!
Honestly, we would have had a better shot at survival if you just divided by zero >.>
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Sowwy. I'll fix it though. BRB.
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I'unno...
To make me a sammich? :3
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You do have a obsession with making Lenna's outfits as skimpy as possible don't you?
Faris looks less like a clown and more like your typical ivalice thief...
Also even in this outfit Bartz looks more dignified then in Dissidia...
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What few outfits the game gave her that WEREN'T, I must destroy!!
All skimpy all the way!
And that gives me more of a reason to hate the FF Tactics world. xD;; It's funny how all the character portraits in those games look like really bored, depressed, or apathetic chibi people... yet, they dress like clowns half the time? GOOD LORD, IT'S A GAME FULL OF SAD CLOWNS.
Dissidia finally got it's head out of it's ass when it included Dancer Butz, though. B) Epic. Epic gayness!!
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So that means you hate Final Fantasy XII too? (and i think IX takes place in Ivalice too..)
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Hate the world, not the gameplay. I mean, for Tactics. I kind of hate the gameplay in 12 though. Damn that fake MMO.
Wait, I kind of hate the gameplay in Tactics too. 8[
Sure I'll say that because it's hard and it kicks my ass, but, it doesn't feel like it's doing that in a challenging way. It's just annoying. And I had played a lot of old Squaresoft 'tactics' type games before it, like Front Mission on SNES, and I liked those a lot more. FF Tactics was like a much SLOWER and stubborn version of them.
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What are you talking about... clowns and the environment have always been... close...
<_< >_> <_<;;
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This is a quote to live and die by.
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GALUF CURED MY CLOWN PHOBIA! THANK YOU GALUF
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Faris is mad that you've stopped fearing clowns!
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Well soorry, I'm not a horny fanboy for you Faris <<
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But she's mad because she has a knife, and is prone to being mad. :U
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I'm unphased. *gets stabbed by Geomancer Faris* ....still unphased....-_-
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