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Alright, Geomancer, it's just you and me now! The final show down! The coupe de grace! You already know I think you're the stupidest looking job, but we're going to do this! Go time! Time to go! Go now time is! ...Something time now get!THIS IS GOING TO BE PAINFUL.
Actually, hold on... is Lenna...? Yes, I crap you not, Lenna is dressed as a melon again in her character art.
You DO love me, game! You really do!
And I'm not sure why Butz is rockin' the Gilgamesh pose. Gilgamesh does kind of dress like a clown... so maybe he's making fun of him.
Also GURR HYUP, DON'T MIND ME, I'M JUST THE CLOWN GALUF FROM YOUR NIGHTMARES!
Galuf and Bozo have a lot in common, you know.
THEY BOTH DIE.
...
Too soon?
I might add that these outfits are highly appropriate for being one with nature and controlling the earth, as the job entails. Wut...
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Comments: 132
ObstinateMelon In reply to ??? [2011-06-27 18:35:40 +0000 UTC]
Clown's are nature's greatest creation!
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BlackEyeHawk [2011-06-27 02:54:22 +0000 UTC]
Err....
I hate fighting Kraken from FFIII DS. Why? The dungeon has tough, cheap, low reward enemies. Kraken can cause some serious damage, both single and party. Geomancers can help...but it still comes down to luck.
I removed the game from my possession after just trying to fight off random encounters in the final final dungeon.
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ObstinateMelon In reply to BlackEyeHawk [2011-06-27 18:35:03 +0000 UTC]
That's good because you never would have beat it. 8D Like I just barely did, with luck. Those bosses before Dark Cloud thoroughly killed me. I was hanging on by a thread when the Dark Cloud battle started.
>:T
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dRevan64 [2011-06-27 02:32:18 +0000 UTC]
You know how I've been saying Faris is pissed at you for dressing her up like this?
"I'm sharpening my knife, kupo!"
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ObstinateMelon In reply to dRevan64 [2011-06-27 18:30:00 +0000 UTC]
Figures she'd kill me while wearing a clown costume!!
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RazorD9 [2011-06-27 01:56:30 +0000 UTC]
Given the commonality of Galuf and Bozo, clowns are indeed one with the earth, thus have the power over it. It explains why they are so good at juggling while riding on a unicycle and scaring little children.
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ObstinateMelon In reply to RazorD9 [2011-06-27 18:29:24 +0000 UTC]
But, Bozo lost his battle with the earth.
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RazorD9 In reply to ObstinateMelon [2011-06-28 03:15:42 +0000 UTC]
They can't be all winners... god that's just horrible.
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RaisaRinoa In reply to ??? [2011-06-27 01:38:05 +0000 UTC]
WOW I really love all your FF V jobs drawings...
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ObstinateMelon In reply to RaisaRinoa [2011-06-27 18:28:37 +0000 UTC]
Well I really love FFV. :>
Thanks!
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RaisaRinoa In reply to ObstinateMelon [2011-06-27 20:37:31 +0000 UTC]
Well that was my first Final Fantasy, that's why I really love it!
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AmagawaHaru [2011-06-27 00:35:45 +0000 UTC]
It seems Lenna is on your side on this one too. How lucky you are...
Krile seems to share you opinion about this class.
And why does Faris have that mean face on her...?
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ObstinateMelon In reply to AmagawaHaru [2011-06-27 18:27:41 +0000 UTC]
I knew she wouldn't abandon me. Even in clown form!!
...This sounds so weird.
And don't hire Cara for birthday parties. Actually, don't hire Faris either. Especially Faris.
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AmagawaHaru In reply to ObstinateMelon [2011-06-29 04:44:27 +0000 UTC]
Speaking of weird, would you like Lenna to haunt your dreams as a clown?
I understand the warning about Faris, but why not hire Krile as well?
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ObstinateMelon In reply to AmagawaHaru [2011-06-30 20:28:34 +0000 UTC]
No, not really. D8
And because she doesn't have a knife!
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AmagawaHaru In reply to ObstinateMelon [2011-07-02 02:51:08 +0000 UTC]
Isn't it precisely the reason as to why there's no problem hiring Krile?
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ObstinateMelon In reply to im-a-tumor [2011-06-27 18:25:05 +0000 UTC]
APPREHENSIVE STATEMENT!!
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Ralor [2011-06-26 21:37:05 +0000 UTC]
That's one sexy melon >.>"
Modeled after our favourite comics artist I suppose? XD
Bartz looks so battle ready... what's he gonna do, ring his enemies to death? =l
Clown-Galuf! He stares into my soul! D':
Awww... Last one? I'm gonna miss these ;__;
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ObstinateMelon In reply to Ralor [2011-06-27 18:24:29 +0000 UTC]
Does that mean I think I'm really sexy?
It's not the last one, you beautiful fool!!!
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Ralor In reply to ObstinateMelon [2011-06-27 21:20:45 +0000 UTC]
I think the real question is; Do YOU think you're sexy?! ... wait.
It isn't? Thank goodness! :'D
A fool? Does that make me a geomancer too? Dang it, I wanted to be a monk! With their awesome... hands... >.>"
>.<"
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ObstinateMelon In reply to Ralor [2011-06-29 20:03:25 +0000 UTC]
I AM A SEXY GODDESS.
And luls, what's with your hand fetish?
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Ralor In reply to ObstinateMelon [2011-06-29 21:29:31 +0000 UTC]
But... I thought you were a guy! @_@
A male goddess?! Who is a melon!? It all makes sense! You're the next new main character for Final Fantasy XV! :'D
I-.. I can't help it! They're just so HAWT! With their fingers... YUM!! ;D
I'm not a freak, I swear! XD
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MasterRob In reply to Ralor [2011-06-27 02:06:12 +0000 UTC]
Do not underestimate the power of loud jingley noises!
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Ralor In reply to MasterRob [2011-06-27 02:22:33 +0000 UTC]
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING!
WHY AM I SHOUTING? >__<
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MasterRob In reply to Ralor [2011-06-27 08:15:23 +0000 UTC]
OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY CAST A TRANSFORMATION SPELL ON YOU TO TURN YOU FROM A WATERMELON TO A CROWN-SHAPED NECKLACE!
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Ralor In reply to MasterRob [2011-06-27 21:04:09 +0000 UTC]
I DIDN'T USE TO BE A WATERMELON! I USED TO BE A WHALE! AND I LOVED IT!!!
([link] for reference >.>)
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MasterRob In reply to Ralor [2011-06-27 23:25:33 +0000 UTC]
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED TO BE A WHALE!
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Ralor In reply to MasterRob [2011-06-28 03:43:09 +0000 UTC]
OF COURSE I WANTED TO BE A WHALE!
I'M GONNA HIT YA TILL YA CAN'T WALK!
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Ralor In reply to MasterRob [2011-06-28 05:06:31 +0000 UTC]
Jecht wearing a suit?! That's so impossibly incredible that there's no chance that the universe will be able to survive something like this!
Honestly, we would have had a better shot at survival if you just divided by zero >.>
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MasterRob In reply to Ralor [2011-06-28 13:07:07 +0000 UTC]
Sowwy. I'll fix it though. BRB.
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Ralor In reply to MasterRob [2011-06-30 18:18:50 +0000 UTC]
I'unno...
To make me a sammich? :3
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Yuriski In reply to ??? [2011-06-26 21:18:04 +0000 UTC]
You do have a obsession with making Lenna's outfits as skimpy as possible don't you?
Faris looks less like a clown and more like your typical ivalice thief...
Also even in this outfit Bartz looks more dignified then in Dissidia...
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ObstinateMelon In reply to Yuriski [2011-06-27 18:22:34 +0000 UTC]
What few outfits the game gave her that WEREN'T, I must destroy!!
All skimpy all the way!
And that gives me more of a reason to hate the FF Tactics world. xD;; It's funny how all the character portraits in those games look like really bored, depressed, or apathetic chibi people... yet, they dress like clowns half the time? GOOD LORD, IT'S A GAME FULL OF SAD CLOWNS.
Dissidia finally got it's head out of it's ass when it included Dancer Butz, though. B) Epic. Epic gayness!!
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Yuriski In reply to ObstinateMelon [2011-06-27 22:05:55 +0000 UTC]
So that means you hate Final Fantasy XII too? (and i think IX takes place in Ivalice too..)
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ObstinateMelon In reply to Yuriski [2011-06-29 20:08:01 +0000 UTC]
Hate the world, not the gameplay. I mean, for Tactics. I kind of hate the gameplay in 12 though. Damn that fake MMO.
Wait, I kind of hate the gameplay in Tactics too. 8[
Sure I'll say that because it's hard and it kicks my ass, but, it doesn't feel like it's doing that in a challenging way. It's just annoying. And I had played a lot of old Squaresoft 'tactics' type games before it, like Front Mission on SNES, and I liked those a lot more. FF Tactics was like a much SLOWER and stubborn version of them.
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gavi-gavi In reply to ??? [2011-06-26 20:29:21 +0000 UTC]
What are you talking about... clowns and the environment have always been... close...
<_< >_> <_<;;
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ObstinateMelon In reply to gavi-gavi [2011-06-26 20:52:26 +0000 UTC]
This is a quote to live and die by.
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Kaioh-the-PureMage In reply to ??? [2011-06-26 20:14:45 +0000 UTC]
GALUF CURED MY CLOWN PHOBIA! THANK YOU GALUF
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ObstinateMelon In reply to Kaioh-the-PureMage [2011-06-26 20:44:29 +0000 UTC]
Faris is mad that you've stopped fearing clowns!
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Kaioh-the-PureMage In reply to ObstinateMelon [2011-06-26 21:10:03 +0000 UTC]
Well soorry, I'm not a horny fanboy for you Faris <<
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ObstinateMelon In reply to Kaioh-the-PureMage [2011-06-26 23:10:32 +0000 UTC]
But she's mad because she has a knife, and is prone to being mad. :U
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Kaioh-the-PureMage In reply to ObstinateMelon [2011-06-27 00:57:39 +0000 UTC]
I'm unphased. *gets stabbed by Geomancer Faris* ....still unphased....-_-
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