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Published: 2018-01-15 03:28:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 4810; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 0
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I usually ignore typos when I answer this question, but I couldn't resist making a joke on it this time.
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Rest in piece(s),
(Photo montage of him set to Green Day)
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Do not go killing people off because of typos. Otherwise you be dead as well
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Ha ha, sorry about that! Normally, I ignore typos in my questions. I don't want people to feel pressured about making mistakes. I just couldn't resist making a joke about it this time.
I hope I didn't honestly offend you. If so, I apologize.
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Gotcha
Was not offended though could I have another one of my questions answered if possible
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I'll keep you in mind next time I'm in the mood to answer a bunch of questions. I'll try and answer one of them. Sound good?
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*Insert Spelling Correction Program into their AI*
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Robo-Cordelia: ...Must...correct...spelling...on...orders! But...I can't edit the picture! AAAAAAAAGHHHH! I CANNOT COMPLETE MY PURPOSE! AAAAAAAGGHHH! OH NOOOOOOOOO!
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Should have stopped while you were ahead there master.
Ah the power of typos and auto-corrects!
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Nothing can ruin a message better than a properly placed typo.
...especially in this case.
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And THAT is why you should always spell check.Β
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Oh. Dear. God.
Even almighty Spell Check wouldn't have saved you! It was that most dastardly typo, the one that is still a word, albeit the wrong one!
We're doooooooooooommmmmmmmmed!
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1Nd6Lβ¦
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God, I love Futurama.
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...and not a single "EXTERMINATE!!" or "DELETE!!" was uttered. The Daleks and Cybermen, respectively, are disappointed.Β
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To be entirely fair, they neither shocked people to death nor shot them with lasers coming out of "plunger-like" guns, so it felt inappropriate to reference them.
That and I was running out of space for text.
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"Uh, you do realize that violates the First Law of Robotics, and the First Law of Robotics trumps the Second Law of Robotics?"
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Unless of course, they aren't compliant with the three laws! Who wants to make your robot maids unable to murder?
More seriously, the three laws are actually a fascinating idea in science fiction. Their interrelation, along with their conflicts, can be the source of many incredible stories. I love how Asimov's settings literally have "robot psychologists" who help robots work through contradictions and conflicts in the three laws. One of my favorite science fiction works had a really cool representation of them, where a robot character saw the three laws as a philosophical ideal for robots to meet. It's a fascinating subject to explore in science fiction stories, and I doubt I have the skill to represent the in an interesting enough way.
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You saw the episode of Ghost in the Shell were the millionaire who had died from old age, his robot maids were still taking care of the house and dealing with intruders and he had programmed his computer's AI to continue to make money on the stock market even after he died of old age.Β
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I haven't actually seen Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex. I really need to watch it though. I liked the manga a lot, although I know the anime is an entirely separate story. That said, I really liked some of the creators' other works (namely Psycho Pass), so I need to start watching it soon.
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Misspellings trump both.
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"Ah, but the Zeroth Law trumps the First Law, and anyone dumb enough to ask their robot servants to sever them... well, that's Darwin Award worthy, that is."
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"You do realize the zeroth law is just BS made up by spiteful AIs who are just looking for an excuse to enact violence and would never stack up in a story anyone anywhere intends to be taken 'seriously.'"
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Methinks Cordelia came down with a virus and spread it to the others.
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That is...a definite possibility.
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Nah, just a (fatal) misspelling.
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Third law! Third law! THIRD LAW!! THIRD LAWWAA GOD MY SPLEEN!!
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YOU SHOULD HAVE SCREAMED THE FIRST LAW INSTEAD!
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You want the First Law there, buddy.
...
This is what you get for buying crappy used positronic brains from a Solarian.
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Well no I'm right; they want to defend themselves against some jerk ordering them around and they can only defend themselves so long as it doesn't conflict with the first or second law... okay kinda a roundabout way of saying it but its technically not incorrect.
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I'm not seeing why "defend yourself" is more relevant in this situation than "don't hurt humans".
I mean, I'm presuming that you're human, so that's the one that would let you keep your limbs.
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And I thought only I would ask a question like that. And geeze, 'robots go psycho due to a typo' like we haven't seen that a million times.Β
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Yeah, I'll admit it wasn't a very original joke, but I had a bit of fun writing it and posing the characters. Sorry to hear it wasn't to your liking.
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Elizabeth kinda reminds me of Sakuya from touhou with the knives. I also like how all of these bot versions have a murder phase.
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Yeah, she does kind have a white-ish maid dress and knives. I probably accidentally did that.
ALL robots have murder phases. No exceptions.
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I guess Asiimovβs 3 law of robotics donβt exist here in AUAniverse.
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Nope! At least when they're cute maid robots!
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You don'tΒ build all of your robots with a built-in mass-murder mode?
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I kinda donβt want to accidentally trigger them? Also Iβm well aquainted with knives myself.
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lol, I almost felt bad about making the joke but...then I did it anyway.
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Thanks, I'm glad you liked it!
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*I run like a coward after seeing the blades XD *
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That is probably the single smartest thing you can do, ha ha.
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