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OhSadface β Brother can you spare a health
Published: 2010-06-16 22:21:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 55339; Favourites: 1504; Downloads: 345
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So this is another on of those WAR! (update) Stories...This is why scouts are dicks. Or at least this player. So I am a fucking veteran and was drafted into the war to subdue the enemy demomen... I killed plenty of those fuckers and in this particular game of turbine I was top of the fucking chart playing the best damn game of my life killing fuckers left and right. So I was dealt with a shit load of damage,I had been set on fire and just had 1 health left when it finally stopped burning.. So I go to run to the little corner health and a scout who had 124 out of 125 health ran in there for cover. So i pointed my gun down, gestured at the health box, said medic and then jumped. He gestured back jumped and moved away from the box, so i go to run in there and the little fucker runs right over it and says medic and runs away, and then i got hit by a stray mini gun bullet... No respect for your veterans...
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the bane of my god damn life right here, this happens way too often
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All of the comics are very well-done! You make the panels good quality, you have earned yourself a new watcher!
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It was superb experience with this game Β however you need to improve in better way for more info KamagraΒ www.kamagramart.org/
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That guy was probably laughing his ass of as he ran away, little runt.
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When Scout's HP is full, They are normal peaceful scouts.
When they got hit by something that deal Low Damage.
"OMFG IM DYINEH!!! I NEED HP PACK NOAW!!!" (Scout have 102 of 125 hp)
Mostly scouts Panic when their hp got down. so they'll hurry find any nearest hp pack and doesn't care who needs it the most
Scouts mostly kills their own medic due, Medic are dying (On fire and near death) and just collects the hp pack and run away
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Oh, I like turbine map, great comic by the way. Very well drawn and detailed
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It's an underatedly fun map lol
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here's an interesting fact
with heath kits medics always get first dibs, if there is a player nearby with low heath the medic can heal them and pick up the heath kit.
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you say that like people care about medics in game? I do but most could care less.
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ALL THE TIME
LIKE OH YEAH I NEED THAT AND THEY ZOOM IN FRONT OF ME LIKE OH HEY NO YOU DON'T
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*Sticks up middle finger to the scout*
I prefer playing as spy.
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some engie did that to meand I said put a damn dispenser and he said... no.
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I hate scouts...
I wish I were there, I would have healed you and let that little jerk die. (Plays medic and pyro)
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I remember an Engie, a Sniper and a Demo were coming after me (I was a Spy) and I was on 7 HP. Then I was about to get a health pack and ammo and this other team mate Spy passed me, grabbed the health and he had like 110 HP. The HP pack was enough to get me back to full health, but he didn't even bother to attack either 3 of the enemy team. There were also 2 Heavies and an Engie near me who didn't do anything at all.
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This is so true lmao. xD
(I once tried giving my Medic a sandvich, he only had 3 hp left and was on fire.... then my team's Scout ran in and took it before he could get to it. 
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Ouch! Sympathies man, hopefully he got basted off the face of the map later for his trouble...
Amazing work on this!Β The build up with the teary-eye's and then the complete let down the panel after ward was hilarious!Β
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Agh! I hate people like that. I need that health more, and little bastard scouts take it. It's worst when it's an engineer cause they got dispensers they can stay with. They don't heal a Heavy quick enough.
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I love playing as a medic, but I go insane when I'm healing everyone, and people are raging, and I'm like I'm low on health, and a spy yells medic runs by me an takes my health pack π it's like wow I can heal you so you steal that health, respect those medics
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Never played it, but yeah. Such douchery echoes through many games.
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Scumbags are only missing 1-3 health and fucking takes a large medikit.
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I died at the "Whyro" in the corner xDD
But it happened to me too. Bloody scumbag stole the health-pack but didn't even need it WHILE I WAS BLEEDING TO DEATH.
Never gonna forgive him :I
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Bwahaha, I saw this on tumblr ages ago! So glad I finally found the original artist. It bugs me when people don't give credit on tumblr. But anyway, this is entirely true. Can't tell you how many times people have stolen health packs when they didn't need them. Like when I'm playing medic and I'm HEALING THEM. Also, you have a talent for lovely expressions. They're just PERFECT.
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It actually was on Reddit a loooooooonnnngggg time ago and got popular but it wasn't claimed as mine. So others posted it was mine, then it was posted on Halolz. Then it was posted on Valve blog. lol So I got my credit in the end XD
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Ah, good to hear you got credit afterall. ^_^
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Heh, I know how you feel. xD
This tends to happen to me when I am a Medic... This last time, for example, I ran after a demoman, healing him. People where shooting me and my health was low. We approached a health kit, and that demo took it from right under my nose. ;( Then I was shot to death.
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He forgot the number one rule for your pocket medic: SCUMBAG THE MEDIC IS HEALING YOU HE NEEDS THAT HEALTH.
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