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Birch showing you how it's done.Some professors push more than pencils on their jobs :βB
The man isnβt built like a damn bear for nothing.
No Pokeball? No problem.
Just keep those fucking Zigzagoon away from him RABIES DON'T YOU KNOW
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As soon as I laid eyes on this, my jaw dropped. The guy can't even tell his wife apart from a zigzagoon, yet he's the ultimate badass of Hoenn.
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Birch: I just want to take your body temperature!
Feraligatr: Don't you put that thing in my arse!!!!!!!
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I have found a new headcannon and it's great. Woo! My favorite professor just got more awesome. Great work! The poses are so great haha.Β
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When I wish these things are canon... buts that why we have headcanons
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HEADCANON ACCEPTED: Professor Birch is now the Steve Irwin of the Pokemon world.
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HOMG makes sense why he has so much bulk. The lab coat hides this well sculpted body XD Yes, yes. Hoenn is the tropical Eden for the Pokemon world. If the land is made to tame with these fellows, so must be the people.Β
Also so it does make sense, since Birch does a lot of fieldwork, this suits him to a T~!Β
Brendan/May should be very proud of their dad. xDΒ
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Whoa,Prof. Birch is a friggin' beast! I could never do that in a million years.
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I FREAKING LOVE THIS!
Also, these poses, shading on Feraligatr~ All so great
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oh wow, this is so awesome..xD
never thought that birch could be so epic...XD
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See, you don't mess with a guy who can take a full-grown Feraligatr head on. You just don't, and it's amazing.
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Now, I agree that Birch is best professor, and that this is probably accurate..
BUT LET'S NOT FORGET THAT THE MAN ALSO GOT CORNERED BY A ZIGZAGOON AND SEEMED TO FEAR FOR HIS LIFE.
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I don't know, some smaller animals are scarier then bigger animals that would be able to do a lot more damage. Let us not forget opossums, badgers, and wolverines. Anyone who runs from those is just smart.
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But then again, he was gettin chased around by a little Zigzagoon...
Still cute though
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Im glad im not the only person who thinks so. Birch is pretty sexy
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Oh my God, it's sooooooo awesome! I love it! Birch is my cute PokΓ©mon-Bara-DILF. Β *mine mine mine*
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Wrassles Feraligatrs.
Is terrified of level 2 Zigzagoon.
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I would suggest rolling it on its back and rubbing its belly to put it to sleep.
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I think I may suddenly be madly in love with this guy
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yOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU RIGHT NOW. THIS IS LITERALLY PERFECT GFHDEJSKHFJD <3
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Birch looks good shirtless. You should draw more shirtless Birch. Hint, Hint.
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Okay,now that's awesome!Wrestling a Feraligatr with his bare hands,that's awesome!Nice work.
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Awesome. I love how the feraligatr looks a little worried. I think I would be too.
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"Now Trainer, before you go inside to see the professor just remeberΒ we never say the other 'f' word when he's around."
"What other 'f' word?"
"Fieldwor-"
"FIELDWORKFIELDWORKFIELDWORKDIDSOMEONEMENTIONFIELDWORKOKAYGOODTIMEFORABREAKYOUAIDESCANFINISHMYPAPERWORKANDTELLMYWIFEANDKIDI'LLBEHOMELATETONIGHTGONNAGOGIVETHATFERALAGATYRFROMELMAGOODOL'FASHIONEDCHECKUPFIELDWORKFIELDWORKFIELDWORKFIELDWORK"
"...and there he goes again. Try coming back tomorrow. Ahahaha..."
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Yes, this is very good and most excellent.
Aww... poor crockie dosen't want a hug...
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Lmao! God, I love how that Feraligatr is built, it reminds me of some really specific type of alligator. A caiman, maybe? You're 2great.
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Does that mean that Prof. Birch is the Steve Irwin of the Pokemon world?
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Yes. Yes it does.
Except dogs.Β
And racoons.
Because rabies no help please.Β
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I keep seeing this, and I still love it. Β <3 Β If it's a parade, though, does that mean there will be more--?Β /shot
I cannot unsee Birch, Elm, and Sycamore being college buddies.
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Why yes. Yes there will be :3
And pffffft you read my mind eue
Elm was/is the nerd, Birch is the jock-ish dude (sort of still is lol) and Sycamore was totally some brilliant hippie stoner (Looking at his mannerisms in the new clips, I'm not so sure he really got over the 'stoner' part). Best frands yes.Β
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Excellent~
YES.Β *stamp of headcanon approval*
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Oh my
Gosh
I will never see Prof. Birch the same way again
I love it. eue
This is totally awesome hahaha! <33
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Yeeeeep
Reason Why Prof. Birch Is Best Prof.
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Feraligatr doesn't want to give blood, he'd much rather take it.
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Birch's persuasion technique needs work admittedly but there's only so much you can do when your subject's denial involves ripping your face off :'B
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Prof. Birch going all crocadile hunter? LOVE IT!
This is like apart of some kind of prof series?
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Hahahaha, I'm hoping so ouo Gonna try all the profs.Β
Frankly I think they lead stupidly interesting lives man, I'd lover a series or comic based on them.Β
Headcannon says Sycamore, Colress, Elm and Fennel were in the same graduating class of university students.Β
Gary Oak and Sammy Oak probably go on a lot of daring explorations between lab work and well, Birch is Birch.
Rowan strikes to me as one of those old colonial Serengeti hunter types, one who turned to preservation and animal studies instead in his later years.
And don't get me started on foul-tempered hasty hasty Prof.Hastings. HE'LL TEACH YOU FUCKING WHIPPERSNAPPERS WHAT HAPPENS TO SHITS WHO BREAK INTO HIS LAB. KIDS THESE DAYS.Β
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That'd be interesting to see Elm and the rest of his graduating class together for a class reunion or something.Β
But yeah, that sounds really awesome, I hope you do get around to it X)
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I'd like to take some lessons from him...gator russelling that is. ^^
Glad to see more of your work more often. =3
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