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Published: 2009-07-11 18:12:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 10954; Favourites: 184; Downloads: 69
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"Dude could make eating oatmeal exciting, I'm sure
"- , on Wheeljack.
Truer words were never spoken, my friend.
Another doodle while I was talking to and working on a few things.
Wheedon/Wheeljack is a sweetheart really, and unlike the rest of his team mates, is rather enthusiastic about being around the kitchen.
Problem is, seeing the extent of his skill, you sort of understand why his team mates are very unenthusiastic about being in the kitchen, especially when he's there.
Wheedon, wondering what went wrong.
Percy, attempting to explain this in a manner that will not defy physics.
Ronan, not being very surprised at all (Given, he would be yelling if only he wasn't in his morning pre-coffee mode)
Daigoro/Drift, realizing his new base would take quite a bit of getting used to.
Sarah, trying to compute.
Jace, getting to it before the Security Director does.
Kichi (Hound's puppy), not giving a shit that a bowl of oatmeal just exploded next to him.
Sarah/Steeplechase is property of
Do not stealings. Puppy will eat you.
Picture inspired off this .
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He keeps a very special fire retardant hair spray now. No one knows about it. IT'S A HUGE SECRET. XD
...ahaha. Oh man. You know, I could see that. Because he'd be like. "....you're SANE. o_o How is this possible?!" That and she's Japanese, so it's someone he can relate to. XD
...you know, she is, isn't she? She is just expressionate enough for any situation! XD
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*EPIC*
You, my friend, are the mistress of EPIC lolz and awesome art. I salute you,
Ronan had me in stitches though, hahahahaha. You can almost see the smoke coming out of his head as his attempts at not exploding himself prove to be quite futile, hah. And I second the idea of a tea ceremony with Daigoro, Owen and Preston!
Love your icon, BTW, ^_^
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Seriously, give Ronan about five seconds so the coffee goes into effect. And watch him put the fear of God into Wheedon, yet again.
Wheedon never learns.
I think somehow Owen and Preston would be the only guys with that sort of patience to go through the tea ceremony. Everyone else will report to Ronan with atrophied thigh/calf muscles before the time is up.
Haha, thanks!
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And I forgot to add, Percy's so cute with his carrot and all! He's great,
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Only HE could have oatmeal catch on fire just by making it! XD
I'd hate to see him set loose at Kitchen Stadium at Food Network in New York during an actual match - he'd make something that'd burn a hole down a couple floors.
Daigoro/Drift with his cuppa tea!
Is it scary that I immediately thought of 'Jack teaming up with some of the more high tech chefs? Homaro Cantu of Chicago, restaurant Moto, and Wylie Dufresne of Manhattan with his restaurant wd~50. Both competed in Iron Chef America with their weird and wacky techniques. Now that I think about, what WOULD Ferran AdriΓ think about His Royal 'Splodiness? X3
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The mental image of him making something to burn right through three plus floors in a sitting makes me laugh mightily. He's a walking WMD of his own.
Also, ouch. Four hours in that particular sitting pose is going to kill quite a few guys. Owen and Preston would be likely the only two who can stomach it for that long. *wince* Precious blood circulation.
On Ferran Adria, it depends.
"The ideal customer doesn't come to El Bulli to eat but to have an experience."
You sure as hell wouldn't be tempted to (willingly) eat anything Wheeljack cooks up, but hey. It'll be quite the experience, no? XDXD
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Maybe Tracks, 'Raj, and Sunny as well. Japanese tea ceremony IS an art form, and some see it as "high culture".
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I can't look at this and NOT smile. Oh Wheeljack, how I adore you.
And something about Percy nomming a carrot for brekkus sets off little 'CLEARLY IT WAS MEANT TO BE' bells in my mind :]
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Don't we all? XDXD He's just too cute when he's oh-so innocently blowing stuff up.
I dunno. Percy and carrot sticks just seem to fit for some reason.
I'm glad I made you smile. Haha!
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Ya know... that image of Ratch off to the side would make the PERFECT coffee lovers/not morning person icon/stamp/avatar.
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Amusing, considering I can't stand the stuff.
Even Dr.Jerk can't function without his morning java.
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It's AAAALLL about the caffeine. <3 I, personally, can't really get going until my brain's had it's first dose of it in the morning from tea.
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THIS IS EPIC WIN!
Trust Wheeljack to turn anything into a total disaster.The look on Wheedon's face is priceless.
THIS WHOLE PICTURE IS EPIC WIN!
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Bahahahahaha.
Wheeljack-related disasters are always Epic.
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Anything that Wheeljack does that results in explosions is EPIC!
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...How 'Jack managed to do /that/, I'll probably never figure out. XD
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I don't think any of us mere mortals will ever comprehend, nope. XDXD
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I'd be scared if we ever did comprehend it. o.o
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....Percy has a monocle.
This is awesome.
Very, very awesome.
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But of course, the monocle of awesome is a must. <3
His eyesight on the right is sorta failing after getting blammed in the head anyway, so he needs it.
Makes him look sexier at any rate.
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Hee~ It does~ :3
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lol! Oh dear...and poor Wheeljack looks so surprised that that just happend XD And Ronan's expression just makes me giggle. Hehe and little Sarah looks like she just bluescreened right there. You have silly conversations it seems...I want in XD
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LOL Sarah and the blue screen of death. She *really* can't compute what just happened. Can't blame her.
I find it funny that Wheeljack is continuously surprised that things explode when he tinkers with it whereas nearly everyone else seems to have taken this as a fact of life.
Ronan needs to kill something once his coffee kicks in.
Glad I made you giggle
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Someone should really put out Percy's hair... XD
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Jace is on it. XDXD
Percy'll be fine. He's way to used to this sort of abused from 'Jack to be fazed by at any more.
The base must have pretty awesome repair bills and/or insurance.
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At first, Optimus had his doubts when Prowl took out that large insurance policy, but within days, Wheeljack proved the tactician right.
"Remind me to never question your judgment again."
"Noted, sir."
XDDDDD
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ROFL
Prime got owned so very totally.
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Never. XDXD
Wouldn't be Wheeljack if he did, would he? lol
Where there's explosions, cue 'Jack. ^^
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IndeedX3 XD
too true,gotta love him for it lolz
^w^too true,and many headaches for ratchet and the like
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Whatever defies physics is cool with me. burn oatmeal, burn!!!
the pic is, as always, awesome!
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Seriously, you do have to wonder how he f**ked this one up. XDXD
Oh Wheeljack. Such lovable fail are you.
Mythbusters no apply to breakfast, mmkay?
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I don't care. Everything he screws up is a laugh and a half.
I mean, he could make a can of soup explode trying to open it!
The Mythbusters would have a field day with Wheeljack's fails!
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